NationStates Jolt Archive

1. What's the title?
2. What's it about?
3. What's the genre?
4. What's the theme song?
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
6. Who plays the other main characters?
7. What channel is it on?
8. Who guest stars?
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?

1. *Shrugs.*
2. A young girl with an attitude problem who ends up in strange supernatural situations.
3. Supernatural/cult/fantasy/sci-fi/humor
4. I'd write my own song for it.
5. I play myself!
6. A bunch of unknown actors/actresses who become A-list celebrities.
7. The WB.
8. James Marsters, Rosie O'Donell, Usher, Amy Lee... just a handful of totally different celebrities who somehow fit right into the script.
9. My character kisses her rival of the same sex.
10. The show is too risque.

1. Fascinating!
2. Girl with chronic nomadic tendancies who wanders in and out of bands.
3. Show about nothing, ala seinfield or who's line
4. Something by Foo Fighters
5. Me
6. My husband, the surprising Elijah Wood lookalike, and various wierd folk with great personalities
7. Nothing on now, I don't like the stereotype
8. Nobody famous, only people worth knowing
9. She stays in one city
10. Nobody cares

1. What's the title?
Survivor: End Game
2. What's it about?
I hunt down the people on the island, with a variety of weapons. They are free to get together and fashion their own defenses.
3. What's the genre?
Death.
4. What's the theme song?
It's A Hard Knock Life
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
Me.
6. Who plays the other main characters?
Victims.
7. What channel is it on?
CBS.
8. Who guest stars?
The judges from American Idol give commentary.
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
Watching Rosie O'Donnell falling ass first into a tiger pit.
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?
Watching Rosie O'Donnell falling ass first into a tiger pit.

1. What's the title?
Autopsy International

2. What's it about?
Autopsies!

3. What's the genre?
Discovery Channel-styled documentary.

4. What's the theme song?
"I've got you under my skin".

5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
Me.

6. Who plays the other main characters?
Whoever happens to be dead.

7. What channel is it on?
Discovery!

8. Who guest stars?
Umm, I guess celebrities could do posthumous cameos.

9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
Me on the table!

10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?
Well, I'd be irreplaceable.

poof? I'm not poof!

It would be a reality tv program called "no survivors".

1. What's the title?
2. What's it about?
3. What's the genre?
4. What's the theme song?
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
6. Who plays the other main characters?
7. What channel is it on?
8. Who guest stars?
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?

1. Nationstates
2. It would be an exciting tale of debate and slightly pointless spam-lite on the General forum.
3. Er...melodrama
4. Not a lot to do, by The Zutons
5. I would play myself, of course. I wouldn't want to deprive my admirers of their daily dose of Pi.
6. Cardboard cutouts of people from the NS player pics thread.
7. Late night Channel 4
8. Various conspiracy theorists, such as David Icke. Actually, he'd guest star every week.
9. A cliffhanger episode where I keep on getting forum errors and can't post for half an hour. Will I be able to post a picture of myself blowing bubbles next week? Who knows?
10. They would decide that the general public just isn't ready for a show of such a calibre.


Such a bad idea...

1. Nationstates
2. It would be an exciting tale of debate and slightly pointless spam-lite on the General forum.
3. Er...melodrama
4. Not a lot to do, by The Zutons
5. I would play myself, of course. I wouldn't want to deprive my admirers of their daily dose of Pi.
6. Cardboard cutouts of people from the NS player pics thread.
7. Late night Channel 4
8. Various conspiracy theorists, such as David Icke. Actually, he'd guest star every week.
9. A cliffhanger episode where I keep on getting forum errors and can't post for half an hour. Will I be able to post a picture of myself blowing bubbles next week? Who knows?
10. They would decide that the general public just isn't ready for a show of such a calibre.
Such a bad idea...
*Laughs*

1. What's the title?
The Game
2. What's it about?
Residents in Heart-Lane are shocked to discover that their new neighbour has converted his house into a whore-house. However hillarity ensues when they discover that they have more in common with the pimp than they at first thought. Follow the adventure as the pimp tries to get his neighbours on the game, squirm as people get caught in embarasing situations and cry at the will-they/won't they relationship between the pimp and his star hooker Jemma.
3. What's the genre?
Gritty Rom-sit-com.
4. What's the theme song?
The song is called "Realease your inner pimp" by me.
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
The Rock.
6. Who plays the other main characters?
Lots of naieve you actors...
7. What channel is it on?
Sky One
8. Who guest stars?
Bruce Willis, Danny Devito, Stephen Hawkins and Barbara Bush.
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
Jemma annouces she's hanging up her stockings and becoming a massage girl - thus jeopardising the whole community.
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?
Raccoons eat the main star.

1. What's the title?
2. What's it about?
3. What's the genre?
4. What's the theme song?
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
6. Who plays the other main characters?
7. What channel is it on?
8. Who guest stars?
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?


1 The mating game
2 It's about couples who are videotaped having sex and then comment on the sexual performance of their partners afterward.
3 Game show
4 Some cheezy 70's porn soundtrack
5 Chuck Woolery
6 Randomly chosen contestants
7 I don't know if any channel would show it.
8 The mystery HIV positive person
9 Herpes
10 Michael Powell of the FCC would personally go on a chainsaw killing spree on my set.

1.The Insane Adventers of the Donkster, the Half-Donkey, Half Lobster beast with bizzare super powers.
2.Didn't you read the title?
3.Um...Is 'Random' A genre?
4.The 1812 Overture remix, now with spanish gibberish!.
5.Me
6.Jesus as Jesus, Will Smith as Blackie Mic Black Black, Harrison Ford as Indiana 'Get Off my Plane' Solo, and Michel Ian Black as Emporer of the Universe
7.If there was a WTF channel, It would be there.
8.My girlfriend, as well as an Owl with a Top Hat and a man who thinks he's a Lamp. Also, all of Ireland.
9.There is no spoon.
10.Unless the entire cast is devoured by the Donkster, this show will never end.

1. What's the title?
2. What's it about?
3. What's the genre?
4. What's the theme song?
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
6. Who plays the other main characters?
7. What channel is it on?
8. Who guest stars?
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?

1. London
2. Rich teens in the hip London scene growing up
3. Teen Drama
4. London Calling by the Clash of course!
5. An obscure, yet talented, actor who becomes a brooding teen icon
6. More obscure, yet talented actors and actresses (of very attaractive of course)
7. Channel 4
8. Who doesn't? Top bands, British celeb cameos all crop up during the ularious escapades (tune in to see the Queen mixing drinks with our lead character!)
9. All the characters die.
10. It becomes too risque once we reveal that they're not dead but in fact setting up a posh crack house where all the cameo celebs have become addicted to heroin in real life. And the suicide of out anti-hero.

1. What's the title?
Ultimate Fear Factor
2. What's it about?
Liberal Celebrities doing things that might kill them.
3. What's the genre?
Reality TV
4. What's the theme song?
Secret Agent Man
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
I'm the host.
6. Who plays the other main characters?
Any liberal celebrity (Barbara Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, etc)
7. What channel is it on?
Fox
8. Who guest stars?
Other liberal celebrities
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
Alec Baldwin has to make good on how he can do a better job of catching Bin Laden, so he does a HALO jump from 40,000 feet over South Waziristan. Unfortunately, he makes a mistake, and he streamers into the dirt near a goat farm.
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?
We run out of people who identify themselves as "liberal celebrities".

1. What's the title? Rants&Curses
2. What's it about? Some guys venting at each and everything that annoys him.
3. What's the genre? Late night
4. What's the theme song? Jonny Cynic by Sharkbait
5. Who plays you? Me, who else has the looks and the charm, eh?
6. Who plays the other main characters? Some foulmouthed but educated chums of mine.
7. What channel is it on? Whoever is willing to pay for it. (none)
8. Who guest stars? The people we ranted against last week.
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode? That the show made it that far. Oh yes, we all behave nicely and visit a home for senior citizens, helping to brighten their day.
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it? Getting obscenity and slander lawsuits every single episode.

1. What's the title?
2. What's it about?
3. What's the genre?
4. What's the theme song?
5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
6. Who plays the other main characters?
7. What channel is it on?
8. Who guest stars?
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?

1. ... dunno, I would decide that last
2. Fighting bad guys, and maybe saving the world
3. Action Horror Comedy Drama
4. something original for the show
5. see below + has (or can realistically fake) an English accent
6. anyone who can act, fight for camera, and look good
7. dunno
8. someone cool... I dunno
9. the main character gets turned into a monster for more than one episode
10. it was too awesome and didn't have any boring crap like celebrity gossip or reality tv.

1. What's the title?
*dunno*
2. What's it about?
My life - centering around my being on my student paper, staying in shape, being annoyed by girls who waste my time. Oh, and lots of libertarian propaganda
3. What's the genre?
Drama/sitcom, drawn anime style
4. What's the theme song?
Bon Jovi's Shot through the heart
5. Who plays you?
Nobody, I'm gonna be animated. Remember?
6. Who plays the other main characters?
They're all animated too.
7. What channel is it on?
The Super-power channel!
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
The show won't last more than 50 episodes, the ideal length on an anime

1. The war to end all wars
2. Cold war going hot. Seen through both Warsaw pact and NATO. It would be an epic show with an enormous budget. No damned Hollywood styled romantic story, just plain gruesome war and death.
3. Epic war
4. Something military sounding
5. I will be director and writer
6. Dunno, maybe R. Lee Ermey as an American officer. The actors would all speak the correct language of their nationality, the Soviets speaking Russian, etc.
7. Any channel that can afford to pay the budget.
8. I don't know, as many famous faces as possible. Then you can watch Ben Affleck be blown to pieces. Hehe.
9. The Soviets win the war. NYSE is closed forever, the brokers and investors are all shot.
10. Well, the "good" guys lose. Can't have that, can we?

1. What's the title?
Restles Days of our Bold and Beautiful Passions

2. What's it about?
Several famalies in a small town

3. What's the genre?
Soap Opera/Comedy

4. What's the theme song?
"Smoke two joints" by Bob Marley

5. Who plays you? (You can play yourself, if you want!)
Ben Masters

6. Who plays the other main characters?
Juliet Mills
Jesse Metcalfe

7. What channel is it on?
ABC Australia

8. Who guest stars?
Kath and Kim plus Sharon Strezlechki

9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode?
The death and reserection of all the main characters when they travel back in time to the Holy land to meet Jesus.

10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it?
Sacreligious

1. What's the title? Who want's to marry a pirate
2. What's it about? Whores, or wenches if you will, trying to impress a pirate
3. What's the genre? reality TV
4. What's the theme song? yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
5. Who plays you? errr..... me........ or mr. T
6. Who plays the other main characters? Well. Whores.
7. What channel is it on? Channel 69
8. Who guest stars? Myrth
9. What totally shocks the fans in the show's 100th episode? I'm actually gay
10. What problem would the network have with your show to end up cancelling it? I rob the studio, so they can't go on