NationStates Jolt Archive


Your Theme Song

Lochiel
03-05-2005, 03:03
If you had your own "theme song" what would it be? Please explain why and post the lyrics along with it.

Mine would most likely by "Imaginary" by Evanescence, simply because I'm constantly in a world of my own. I don't like reality.


I linger in the doorway of alarm clock screaming
Monsters calling my name
Let me stay where the wind will whisper to me
Where the raindrops, as they’re falling tell a story

In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me

Don’t say I’m out of touch
With this rampant chaos—your "reality"
I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
The nightmare I built, my own world to escape

[Chorus]

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
Oh, how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light

[Chorus]
Nonconformitism
03-05-2005, 03:07
http://plyrics.com/lyrics/deadkennedys/hyperactivechild.html
Colodia
03-05-2005, 03:10
"Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K.
Ravea
03-05-2005, 03:21
Here are the lyrics for my theme song.

"Pie Pie Pie Muffin Muffin Lobster Pelvis Clock Shiny Elephant Jitsu Jedi Ninja!"
Hammolopolis
03-05-2005, 03:31
John Williams - Imperial March
NERVUN
03-05-2005, 03:38
Journey's End by John Biles

My road leads me far away.
Though my heart tells me to stay,
When my duty calls, I must go
'Twixt worlds of fire and worlds of snow.

The road I travel will be long
To set things right, to end the wrongs.
But this message will I send,
Wait for me at Journey's End.

Do not forget the love we share
Though I must leave, my heart will stay.
Do not think I ceased to care
When my duty took me away.

The road I travel will be long
To set things right, to end the wrongs.
But this message will I send,
Wait for me at Journey's End.

I have only my heart to give
For my life is not my own.
It is for others that I must live
But it is for you that I come home.

The road I travel will be long
To set things right, to end the wrongs.
But this message will I send,
Wait for me at Journey's End.
Patra Caesar
03-05-2005, 04:00
"I'm Crazy" by Patsy Cline

Not for the lyrics, just for the title.
Ernst_Rohm
03-05-2005, 04:04
excitable boy - warren zevon
Anikian
03-05-2005, 04:05
Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit (Just the first verse, the rest is crap)

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!
Tarlos
03-05-2005, 04:18
Blink 182 - "Whats My Age Again?"

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Alien Born
03-05-2005, 04:34
Hard to Handle. (Otis or Black Crows, doesn't matter. I prefer the Otis Version though)

Ask my wife for the explanation.
Kejott
03-05-2005, 04:48
Los Lobos-Cancion Del Mariachi(The Desperado movie Theme)
Cannot think of a name
03-05-2005, 04:55
Everythin' I Do Gon' Be Funk-ay (From Now On) performed by The Dirty Dozen Brass Band.


ah, that's funnier than you know....
KulKuriara
03-05-2005, 04:55
Runaway Train by Soul Asylum. Things aren't going so good right now, and at the moment, I just kind of feel like I'm going nowhere.

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now
I'm in too deep
There's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

CHORUS
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here no there

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it

CHORUS

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin' back
Runaway train tearin' up the track
Runaway train burnin' in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same
Complete Irony
03-05-2005, 04:55
"Badgers" by Weebls.
It's simple, annoying, and has been featured in an equally simple and annoying flash animation (just like me).

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
Vittos Ordination
03-05-2005, 04:59
There are a lot of cliched people on NS it seems.

As for me: "I'm Only Sleeping" by The Beatles

"When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazzy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there's no need (There's no need)

Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling...

Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Ooh yeah

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping"

I have been a serious lull for the past few months, and both the lyrics and music to this song fit it perfectly.
Jabergland
03-05-2005, 05:10
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf. :)

Or Nirvana - Rape Me.
General of general
03-05-2005, 05:14
"Green Onions"
Vittos Ordination
03-05-2005, 05:16
"Green Onions"

I wish that was the background music wherever I went. I would instantly be three times cooler.
Reticuli
03-05-2005, 05:31
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Bob Dylan

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, ’n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ’n’ how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, ’n’ how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, ’n’ how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it’s washed to the sea?
Yes, ’n’ how many years can some people exist
Before they’re allowed to be free?
Yes, ’n’ how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn’t see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

Bob Dylan is an AMAZING songwriter, and this song is one of the best ever written. The first time I heard it, it almost made me cry. And I don't cry.
General of general
03-05-2005, 05:34
I wish that was the background music wherever I went. I would instantly be three times cooler.

I'd be happy with "Take Five" too, but then I'd be so cool I would have to sit in a bar all day smoking cigarettes.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
03-05-2005, 06:03
I would have the Halo theme song as my theme song!

:D

Bow down to my superiority! My iron fist will crush you all!
Neo-Tommunism
03-05-2005, 06:09
Funny you talk about this, because I am designing a shoe that will play your very own theme song! It's pretty much a mp3 player and small speakers I stuck in my shoe. It currently plays "The Vans Song" by the Suicide Machines, for obvious reasons.
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 06:13
What's your twenty?

Snowman:
About fifteen miles this side of Mississippi
Whoa, hold it
I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak
This place is crawlin' with bears
Where the hell are you
Come back

Bandit:
I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas County Mountie
I don't know what the hell he wants

Snowman:
You know what he wants
I mean how'd you like to be the dude that handcuffs a legend

Bandit:
Listen, give me five minutes
We're gonna put some moves on that mother
I'll meet you at Ol' Miss

Snowman:
Well, you better hurry or we can just kiss that money goodbye
You understand that

Bandit:
I read you loud and clear
Ten four

Snowman:
You got the one Snowman
I'm east bound and down)

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run

Keep your foot hard on the pedal
Son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run...

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run...

Ol' Smokey's got them ears on
He's hot on your trail
He ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im
You got to keep that diesel truckin'
Just put that hammer down and give it hell...

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run..

It's not my song, but I wish it was.
Sdaeriji
03-05-2005, 06:21
There are a lot of cliched people on NS it seems.


Indeed.

Mine would be "Mercamon", by Galactic. There are no lyrics to the song, as true theme music ought to be instrumental only.
Harlesburg
03-05-2005, 06:35
Runaway Train by Soul Asylum. Things aren't going so good right now, and at the moment, I just kind of feel like I'm going nowhere.= (

A pox on your House!

For my Glory!

Men Of Harlech
March ye men of Harlech bold, Unfurl your banners in the field,
Be brave as were your sires of old, And like them never yield!
What tho' evry hill and dale, Echoes now with war's alarms,
Celtic hearts can never quail, When Cambria calls to arms.

By each lofty mountain, By each crystal fountain,
By your homes where those you love Await your glad returning,
Let each thought and action prove, True glory can the Cymru move,
And as each blade gleams in the light, Pray "God defend the right!"

Clans from Mona wending, Now with Arvon blending,
Haste with rapid strides along The path that leads to glory,
From Snowdon's hills with harp and song, And Nantlle's vale proceeds a throng,
Whose ranks with yours shall proudly vie, "And nobly win or die!"

March ye men of Harlech go, Lov'd fatherland your duty claims,
Onward comes the Saxon foe, His footsteps mark'd in flames;
But his march breeds no dismay, Boasting taunts we meet with scorn,
Craven like their hosts shall flee Like mists before the morn.

On the foemen dashing, Swords and bucklers clashing;
Smite with will their savage band Nor think of e'er retreating:
But with a firm unflinching hand, In blood quench ev'ry burning brand,
And for each roof tree cast away A Saxon life shall pay.

Thus each bosom nerving, From no danger swerving,
Soon shall the invader feel The doom of fate rewarding;
They firmly grasp the flashing steel, And as ye strike for Cymru's weal,
Be this your cry, till life's last breath - "Our Liberty or Death!"
Harlesburg
03-05-2005, 06:48
My sorrow Musiks!
Pieces-Sum41

I tried to be perfect but nothing was worth it
I don't believe it makes me real
I thought it'd be easy but no one believes me
I meant all the things I said

if you believe it's in my soul
I'd say all the words that I know
just to see if it would show
that I'm trying to let you know
that I'm better off on my own

this place is so empty
my thoughts are so tempting
I don't know how it got so bad
sometimes it's so crazy that nothing can save me
but it's the only thing that I have

if you believe it's in my soul
I'd say all the words that I know
just to see if it would show
that I'm trying to let you know
that I'm better off on my own

I tried to be perfect it just wasn't worth it
nothing could ever be so wrong
it's hard to believe me
it never gets easy
I guess I knew that all along

if you believe it's in my soul
I'd say all the words that I know
just to see if it would show
that I'm trying to let you know
that I'm better off on my own


Wasted Years-Iron Maiden

by Adrian Smith
From the coast of gold, across the seven seas
I'm travelling on, far and wide
But now it seems, I'm just a stranger to myself
And all the things I sometimes do, it isn't me but someone else

I close my eyes, and think of home
Another city goes by, in the night
Ain't it funny how it is, you never miss it til it's gone away
And my heart is lying there and will be til my dying day

Chorus. So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
Face up...make your stand
And realise you're living in the golden years

Too much time on my hands, I got you on my mind
Can't ease this pain, so easily
When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make itthrough another day
And it makes me wanna cry, and throw my hands up to the sky

Chorus. So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
Face up...make your stand
And realise you're living in the golden years.

Please hold my head before i drown~!
Kanabia
03-05-2005, 06:56
Ego, The Living Planet by Monster Magnet.

Lyrics:

I talk to planets, baby!



:p Who said it had to be meaningful?
Preebles
03-05-2005, 07:12
Hmmm if we're being lighthearted it would have to be "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen.

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

If we're being serious... Um... Errr... Maybe "One Love" by Bob Marley and the Wailers? I don't know though...
Saint Curie
03-05-2005, 07:37
In Simon Greene's "Nightside" books, there's a character called "Madman", a mathematician/pcp user that glimpsed some terrible Truth about reality, and went so nuts that his hallucinations and insanity alter reality around him, even for those who are ostensibly sane. As a result, he has a running soundtrack that varies with his moods, that everyone around him can hear.
I thought it was cool.
The Imperial Navy
03-05-2005, 10:02
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS! (http://www.hlj.me.uk/TINs%20page/XLR%20intro%20MP3.mp3) :D
RavensburK
03-05-2005, 10:14
Teenage Riot - Sonic Youth

Everybody's talking 'bout the stormy weather
And what's a man do to but work out whether it's true?
Looking for a man with a focus and a temper
Who can open up a map and see between one and two

Time to get it
Before you let it
Get to you

Here he comes now
Stick to your guns
And let him through

Everybody's coming from the winter vacation
Taking in the sun in a exaltation to you
You come running in on platform shoes
With Marshall stacks
To at least just give us a clue
Ah, here it comes
I know it's someone I knew

Teenage riot in a public station
Gonna fight and tear it up in a hypernation for you

Now I see it
I think I'll leave it out of the way
Now I come near you
And it's not clear why you fade away

Looking for a ride to your secret location
Where the kids are setting up a free-speed nation, for you
Got a foghorn and a drum and a hammer that's rockin'
And a cord and a pedal and a lock, that'll do me for now

It better work out
I hope it works out my way
'Cause it's getting kind of quiet in my city's head
Takes a teen age riot to get me out of bed right now

You better look it
We're gonna shake it
Up to him

He acts the hero
We paint a zero
On his hand

We know it's down
We know it's bound too loose
Everybody's sound is round it
Everybody wants to be proud to choose
So who's to take the blame for the stormy weather
You're never gonna stop all the teenage leather and booze

It's time to go round
A one man showdown
Teach us how to fail

We're off the streets now
And back on the road
On the riot trail
Jester III
03-05-2005, 10:19
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Never Lose My Wallet Lyrics

Never lose my wallet, it would put me in a spot.
Never lose my sense, at least how much I've got.
Never lose my family, never lose my friends.
Never lose my youth, I hope it never ends.
Hope I never lose my wallet.
And hell I hope to hell and only time will tell
I hope I never lose my mind.
Or lose my self somewhere not too far from here that nobody can find.
Never lose my hair, I would hate to go without.
Never lose direction and wander all about.
Never lose my courage, never lose my hope.
Never lose my girl, it would make it hard to cope.
Hope I never lose my wallet.
And last of all, not least of all
I hope I never lose my mind.
Or lose myself somwhere not too far from here that nobody can find.
Intangelon
03-05-2005, 10:23
"The Logical Song" by Supertramp from Breakfast In America

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle,
oh, it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
so joyfully,
so playfully watching me....

But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical,
oh, responsible, practical.
And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
so clinical,
so intellectual, cynical.

There are times, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd,
but please tell me who I am....

I say, now, watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical,
a liberal,
a fanatical criminal.
Oh, won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable,
respectable,
oh, presentable, a veg'table....

But at night, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run so deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd,
but please tell me who I am...
who I am...
who I am...
who I am....
Kellarly
03-05-2005, 10:28
"The Logical Song" by Supertramp from Breakfast In America - snipidge -

Not the really really bad Scooter cover then...
Intangelon
03-05-2005, 10:30
Not the really really bad Scooter cover then...

Not no, but hell no. There is a very, VERY short list of covers that were worth making or hearing. in fact, that notion might be a thread unto itself.
The Lynx Alliance
03-05-2005, 10:31
either 'Zero Signal' by Fear Factory, or 'Surfacing' by Slipknot
Kellarly
03-05-2005, 10:32
There are no lyrics to the song, as true theme music ought to be instrumental only.

True, therefore I would go with

Will you follow me? by Rob Dougan

EDIT: either that or an extended version of Unnatural City by Kenji Kawai from the Patlabor 2 movie.


but if we are allowed lyrics I suggest this for a drunken Legless Pirates...

I’m Your Captain by Grand Funk Railroad


Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
I’m your captain, I’m your captain,
Although I’m feeling mighty sick.

I’ve been lost now, days uncounted,
And it’s months since I’ve seen home.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
Or am I all alone.

If you return me, to my home port,
I will kiss you mother earth.
Take me back now, take me back now,
To the port of my birth.

Am I in my cabin dreaming, or are you really scheming,
To take my ship away from me?

You’d better think about it, I just can’t live without it.
So, please don’t take my ship from me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

I can feel the hand, of a stranger,
And it’s tightening, around my throat.
Heaven help me, heaven help me,
Take this stranger from my boat.

I’m your captain, I’m your captain,
Although I’m feeling mighty sick.
Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.

I’m your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’m your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’m your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’m your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
Ohhhh ...

I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
I’m getting closer to my home ...
Repeated to fade
Fachistos
03-05-2005, 10:39
I'd probably have to say The Good life by Weezer, it's rather stupid.

When I look in the mirror
I can't believe what I see
Tell me, who's that funky dude starin' back at me?
Broken, beaten-down can't get around
Without an old-man cane I'd fall and hit the ground
Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone

Excuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complain
I should have no feeling, 'cuz feeling is pain
As everything I need is denied me
And everything I want is taken away from me
But who have I got to blame?
Nobody but me

Chorus:
I don't wanna be an old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the Good Life
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
I wanna go back, yeah!

Screw this crap, I've had it! (I've had it!) I ain't no Mr. Cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna cause a scene
I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea
Hear me, hear me? I want sugar in my tea!

Chorus
Taverham high
03-05-2005, 10:44
What a waster by the libertines or teenage kicks by the undertones.

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob ****

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose - ok maybe not this bit.

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me


Are teenage dreams so hard to beat,
Everytime she walks down the street,
Another girl in the neighbourhood,
Wish she was mine, she looks so good.
I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night come on

Im gonna call her on the telephone,
And have her over cos im all alone,
I need excitement and I need it bad,
and its the best, ive ever had.

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night ohhh
Are teenage dreams too hard to beat,
Everytime she walks down the street,
Another girl in the neighbourhood,
Wish she was mine, she looks so good.

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night come on.....
Im gonna call her on the telephone,
And have her over cos im all alone,
I need excitement and I need it bad,
and its the best, ive ever had.
Defrgtyh
03-05-2005, 10:45
i'd have Paracetemoxyfrusebendroneomycin by Adam Kay & Suman Biswas:

Hello, and thank you for listening.
My name's Adam (and my name's Suman Bismas)

This album is sponsored by SmaxoGlithKline, who've asked us to say a few words about their new drug, Paracetamoxyfresebendroneomycin

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It's our brand-new wonderdrug we think you'll find enticing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye


The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take
So we thought "What could we produce to give you all a break?"
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, I.V. or up the arse

It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

We tested it on animals and none of them survived
But that's okay cause when we wrote the paper up we lied
It's first choice for MI, MF and even ME
MC and PV, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

There are some minor side-effects and some are not that rare
Like nausea and vomiting and losing all your hair
And heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts,
But it's fucking cheap and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are curse for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicin'
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson
It brings and end to all that pharmacology revising
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We sell lots in Japan cause it's the antidote to ricin
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising
"Take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!"
Delator
03-05-2005, 10:53
Instrumental would have to be the Mars movement of Holst's "Planets" symphony! :D

With Lyrics....

In Flames - "Another Day in Quicksand"

The other side of the platinum door,
another day in quicksand.
Still feel close to nowhere.
I hope this is the right way.

How come you see me as an enemy?
We just think in different words.

I see beauty in dead flowers,
I let the tide show me what's next...
but all you do is fade away.

There's no shame in being the fool,
I've been to places you'll never find.
The empty plate that you call home
won't bring glimmer to future years

By myself, staring into space.
You're just bored of the silence it makes.

I see beauty in dead flowers,
I let the tide show me what's next...
but all you do is fade away.
SHAENDRA
03-05-2005, 10:53
:( Nowhere Man-The Beatles ,on my bad days ;and on my better days :) Misguided Angel by The Cowboy Junkies
Legless Pirates
03-05-2005, 10:56
I want the A-team theme. And it should be played everytime I enter a room

Lyrics:
tatatataaatatataaa
tatatatatataaaaaataaataatatataaaaaaa
tatatataaatatatataaaa
tatatataaaaatatataaaa
tataatataatatataaaa

duhduhduhduhduhduh
duhduhduhduhduhduh
duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduuuuuh
Kellarly
03-05-2005, 10:57
I want the A-team theme. And it should be played everytime I enter a room

You didn't like my suggestion above then? :(
Legless Pirates
03-05-2005, 11:00
You didn't like my suggestion above then? :(
No..... The lyrics are waaaay tougher
RavensburK
03-05-2005, 11:11
Heroin - The Velvet Underground :rolleyes:

I don’t know just where I’m going
But I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
’cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I’ll tell ya, things aren’t quite the same
When I’m rushing on my run
And I feel just like jesus’ son
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know

I have made the big decision
I’m gonna try to nullify my life
’cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper’s neck
When I’m closing in on death
And you can’t help me not, you guys
And all you sweet girls with all your sweet silly talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I’d sail the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor’s suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know

Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it’s my wife and it’s my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I’m better off and dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don’t care anymore
About all the jim-jim’s in this town
And all the politicians makin’ crazy sounds
And everybody puttin’ everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

’cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don’t care anymore
Ah, when the heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I’m as good as dead
Then thank your God that I’m not aware
And thank God that I just don’t care
And I guess I just don’t know
And I guess I just don’t know
Kellarly
03-05-2005, 11:19
No..... The lyrics are waaaay tougher

Not one for effort are you? :p
Kurenai Youkai
03-05-2005, 11:22
'Ordinary Day' by Vanessa Carlton
Legless Pirates
03-05-2005, 11:25
Not one for effort are you? :p
Moi? Never!


(plus I only know some kind of wonderfulby GFR)
Chicken pi
03-05-2005, 11:26
I can't think of any particular song which completely encapsulates who I am...so I'll go for "Stuck in the middle with you" by Stealers Wheel, because it's a fantastic song.
Kellarly
03-05-2005, 11:57
Moi? Never!


(plus I only know some kind of wonderfulby GFR)


Lol. But seriously get the best of... or whatever, they're a decent band.
Mazalandia
03-05-2005, 12:22
Fear Factory ~ Linchpin or Ressurection
System Of A Down ~Bounce if I feel upbeat. (Seriously read the lyrics)
Qakukaki
03-05-2005, 12:24
Dangeresque by Strong Bad.

So dangerous.
So dangerous.

He fights the law.
But he also fights the crime,
But not as much.
Dangeresque.

With Renaldo at his side,
He'll have Renaldo at his side.
Dangeresque.
(Dangeresque!)

He's got some Chinese stars.
And he keeps them under the bed
With a length o' pipe.
Dangeresque.
(Length o' pipe!)

That guy is dangerooooous!
The mighty oak has fallen!
I movies have taught me anything,
He'll get the giiiiiirl!
(Or maybe not!)

Stick it to da man.
Stick it to da man.
(Hoo hoo!)

Cool glasses.
Cool glasses.

Stick it to da man.
Stick it to da man!
(Hoo hoo!)
Cool, cool glasses.

He works alone.
'Cept when he works with Renaldo,
Which is all the time.
Dangeresque.

He's a private eye,
A crooked cop,
A secret agent
And a celebrity pharmacist!

That guy is dangerooooous!
Dangerooooous!
Dangerooooous!
Dangereeeeesque!


Or did I?
Down System
03-05-2005, 12:32
Instant Karma! by John Lennon

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon your gonna be dead

What in the world you thinking of?
Laughing in the face of love
What on Earth you try'na do?
It's up to you
Yeah, you

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna hit you right in the face
You better get yourself together darling
Join the human race

How in the world you gonna see?
Laughing at fools like me
Who on Earth d'you think you are?
A superstar?
Well, right you are

And we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well, we all shine on
Everyone, c'mon

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognise your brothers
Everyone you meet

Why in the world are we here?
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on Earth are you there
When you're everywhere
Gonna get your share

Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah, we all shine on
C'mon and on and on, on, on

Yeah, yeah
alright

Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah, we all shine on
On and on and on, on and on

And we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah, we all shine on
Like the moons and the stars and the sun
Yeah, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

Although I'd like it to be Look Good In Leather by Cody ChesnuTT :D
Qakukaki
03-05-2005, 12:34
Renaldo: Sound pretty dangerous.

Me: No, sounds Dangeresque!
Pure Metal
03-05-2005, 12:59
i would like it to be (When I Die) I'll Cast A Shadow by Pantera

but its more likely to be Dazed & Confused by Led Zep:p
Poultra
03-05-2005, 13:03
Renaldo: Where were you?

Me: Sorry I'm late, Renaldo. I had to stop by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun.
Poultra
03-05-2005, 13:10
Because It’s Midnight by Limozeen.
Walkin’ the streets, I got a feelin’.
Is leather tough? You’d better believe it.
Wakin’ up late, asleep in the gutter.
Breakin’ the chains, you’d better cut me some!

Heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!
Heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!

Sunset strip. California.
West Hollywood, I gonna warn ya.
Street’s my soldiers, takin’ the bongs.
Bringin’ the nano back to where it belongs!

Heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!
I got the heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!

Liquid and leather
In equal measure.
Champagne glass
Mixin’ together.

Sweet city square. Vampire love.
Crimson floats down from the wings of a dove.
Floatin’ over the pavement, guitars take flight
Wearin’ my tightest pants, because it’s midnight!

Heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!
The heart of a lion
And the wing of a bat,
Because it’s midnight!
Smelly Iguanas
03-05-2005, 13:40
life of agony - weeds

If tomorrow never shows
I want you all to know
That I loved you all, you're beautiful
And I had myself a ball
I've wasted so much precious time
Been skating along these fine lines
Now these weeds have grown where the sun once shown
And my life has passed me by

And my life has passed me by
And I don't know why
I keep searching for something that I never found
While these weeds get deeper as I turn around
As time grows older and I've grown colder
So long has passed that I forgot to count
These weeds have grown where the sun once shown
And I can feel it

Today I cut off all the ties
Been led blind for all this time
But somewhere in between the lies
Are the hearts and minds of those who tried
And although Ive heard your lies

I dont know why
I keep searching for something that i never found
While these weeds get deeper as I turn around
As time grows older and Ive grown colder
So long has passed that I forgot to count
These weeds have grown where the sun once shown And I can feel it

This space between us...
Snowblinded
03-05-2005, 14:03
Radiohead - The Bends, because of the lyrics, but I'd rather choose this song because of it's pure awesomeness:

http://www.ocremix.org/detailmix.php?mixid=OCR00690

Piece of advice: If you have not heard this song, download it right fucking now.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
03-05-2005, 18:23
I change my song to Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and The Holy Grail!

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."
Lochiel
03-05-2005, 18:28
Dangeresque by Strong Bad.

:p
Squi
03-05-2005, 19:27
In my younger years it was doubtlessly Add It Up by The Violent Femmes (full version). These days it seems more like Martha by Tom Waits, but that's just a temporary blue mood, so I cannot come up with my current theme song.

Since you may not be familiar with the Femmes, the lyrics to Add It Up:

Day after day
I will walk, and I will pray
But the day after today
I will stop and I will start
Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
Believe me there'd be somethings that I wouldn't miss
But I look at your pants and I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw
Why can't I get just one screw
Believe me I'd know what to do
But something won't let me make love to you
Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one...
Day after day
I get angry and I will say
That the day is in my sight
When I'll take a bow and say goodnight
Mo my momma momma mo my mum
Have you kept your eye your eye on your son
I know you've had problems you're not the only one
But when your sugar left he left you on the run
Mo my momma momma mo my mum
Take a look now at what your boy has done
He's walking around like he's number one
He went downtown and got him a gun
So don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
You know you got my sympathy
But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
In your broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs
Share a smoke make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
Words to memorize words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all fail the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs
Mo my momma momma mo my mother
I would love to love you lover
The city's restless it's ready to pounce
It go here in your bedroom ounce for ounce
Said I'm giving you a decision to make
Things to lose things to take
Just as she was about ready to cut it up
She said wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up
I'm gonna add it up add it up and see what you got
You gotta add it up
Day after day
I get angry and I will say
That the day is in my sight
When I take a bow and say goodnight
Goodnight
Vittos Ordination
03-05-2005, 19:36
I want to change my song to "Night Train" by James Brown. I could really strut to that bassline.
Carnivorous Lickers
03-05-2005, 19:39
probably "Of Wolf and Man" by Metallica

Or "Non ti scordar di me" sung by Pavarotti.

I'm not sure
Glitziness
03-05-2005, 19:41
YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME

You do something to me - something deep inside
I’m hanging on the wire - with love I’ll never find
You do something wonderful - then chase it all away
Mixing my emotions - that throws me back agai

Hanging on the wire, I’m waiting for the change
I’m dancing through the fire, just to catch a flame-
And feel real again.

You do something to me - somewhere deep inside
I’m hoping to get close to- a peace I cannot find-

Dancing through the fire- just to catch a flame
Just to get close to, just close enough-
To tell you that

You do something to me-something deep inside

TORN

I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
You’re a little late, I’m already torn

TRY

Then I see you standing there
Wanting more from me
And all I can do is try
Then I see you standing there
I'm all I'll ever be
But all I can do is try

All of the moments that already passed
We'll try to go back and make them last
All of the things we want each other to be
We never will be

ONE DAY

I've seen that look somewhere before
your sorrow is like an open door
you've been this way for much too long
somebody must have done you wrong
But one day the sun will shine on you
turn all your tears to laughter
one day your dreams may all come true
one day the sun will shine on you
I've seen that look so many times
I know the sadness in your eyes
your life is like a wishing well
where it goes, only time will tell
Say goodbye to the lonely nights
say goodbye to the northern lights
say goodbye to cold north winds
say goodbye to the autumn leaves

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

Somewhere over the rainbow
way up high
in the land that I heard of once
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
skies are blue
and the dreams
that you dare to dream
really do come true

Someday I wish upon a star
and wake up where the clouds
are far behind me
Where troubles melt like melon drops
away above the chimney tops
that’s where you find me
Someday I wish upon a star
and wake up where the clouds
are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
away above the chimney tops
that’s where you find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
skies are blue
and the dreams

that you dare to dream
really do come true
If happy little bluebirds fly
above the rainbow, why
Oh, why can’t I?
Potaria
03-05-2005, 19:41
No Feelings by the Sex Pistols. Haha.
Carnivorous Lickers
03-05-2005, 19:41
I change my song to Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and The Holy Grail!

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."


Ha! Thats the best... I quoted a line fromThe Hold Grail to my 11 year old son one day-he wanted to see it. Now he is a huge fan of all Monty Python-he went a Sir Robin for Halloween, his friend followed him with the coconuts.
Potaria
03-05-2005, 19:44
Well, actually, it would have to be either of these three, depending on my mood.

1-2-3 by the Professionals
Kamikaze by the Professionals
No Feelings by the Sex Pistols
Zotona
03-05-2005, 19:50
Hmmm. Good question. Maybe "Only Happy When it Rains" or "Paranoid" by Garbage.
Kevady
03-05-2005, 19:54
Dio - Pain
Hopenhogenhagen
03-05-2005, 19:55
"Another one bites the dust" - Queen

Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I’m gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I’m going to get along,
Without you, when you’re gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he’s down
But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you
I’m standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

(Muahahahahah)
Carbdown
03-05-2005, 20:36
This song deffnitly. Spineshank's "New Disease". Cause it mingles so well with my political outlook and how I want to bag Jennifer but her asshole boyfriend and nut gobbler brother stand in my way. Ray the brother is a weenie pinko who thinks everyone should give peace a chance and Jeffory her boyfriend is a radical libertarian who's views I'd agree with if he wasn't such a damn pill. I'm just a sexualy frustrated socialist and Jennifer is ignorant to politics. Here's our "music video" in honor of 8-bit theatre. XD
Mario>Ray.
Sonic>Jeffory.
Luigi clones>Poking fun at liberal's clone for stemcell's bullshit.
Toads>Laughing at conservative's hobbit evolution scandal.
Tails>Solei Jennifer's stupid ass-kissing friend.
Princess Toadstool>Jennifer.
Knuckles>Myself. XD
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/27922
Now I can take this, everything I know
Realize that I’m nothing I wanted to be
I can never change anything I’ve done
Because it’s the onlt thing I have left

Blame yourself again for what I didn’t do
Never even knew it was coming from me
It changed the way I felt, the worst is yet to come
Because I have gone too far now

Nobody
Changed my mind
And it leads me to a new disease
Somebody
Let it die
But it still becomes a new disease

Is this all worth what this has done to me
Watered down my senses and turned them on me

Fuck morality and everything I know
If I didn’t hate this than I couldn’t cope
Impersonate myself for what I used to be
Denial is all that’s left now

Nobody
Changed my mind
And it leads me to a new disease
Somebody
Let it die
But it still becomes a new disease

Seething in my head
I’m suffering instead
I can’t remember why
This meant so much to me

Doubt
Did I ever want this?
It’s all I could’ve been, it’s all I would’ve been
Doubt
Did I ever want this?
It’s all I’ve ever been, it’s all i’l ever be

Seething in my head
I’m suffering instead
I can’t remember why
This meant so much to me

Nobody
Changed my mind
And it leads me to a new disease
Somebody
Let it die
But it still becomes a new disease
Neo-Anarchists
03-05-2005, 20:45
"Mayonaise", by the Smashing Pumpkins.

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
And run away with me tomorrow
June

We’ll try and ease the pain
But somehow we’ll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I’m rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will

Mother weep the years I’m missing
All our time can’t be given
Back
Shut my mouth and strike the demons
That cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plan
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
And cool enough to not quite see it
And old enough to always feel this
Always old, I’ll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me
When I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will
Leliopolis
03-05-2005, 23:39
well, whatever song I'm listening to now, so I guess Weak and Powerless by A Perfect Circle.
or BYOB (Bring Your Own Bomb) by System of a Down. And i'm not even listening to that one.
"Everybodys going to the party
have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine"

And Tightrope by Lacuna Coil
"You want it all,
The Greatest Smile
Who wants to deny forever?
Your made of ice
I pay the Price
For all you unforgivness"

And Devour by Disturbed
"Run to where the smallest ray of light will never find you
Run to where you will not need to shield your eyes
Run away from all the heartless, souless fiends that hound you,
Run away and let your memories comply
When I devour you
Take all the pain away
I cannnot stay my hand
from reaching out so that I can
Empower you
For all eternity
It seems to ease my mind
To know that you've brought meaning to my life"
Those are the choruses for the most part.
Qakukaki
04-05-2005, 02:59
Look, Perducci, either give me that tape or punch me in the face.
Takuma
04-05-2005, 03:09
YYZ by Rush

No lyrics, sorry. You must listen.
Harlesburg
04-05-2005, 06:55
Actually there is some pretty wicked Classical Musiks that is played alot of the time when there is some action on the Battlefields on the History channel.
Its all plodding along like and then opens up with this violent cataclismic cachophanoy of Violin its pretty awesome!-Bit like me! :D

MAybe i might have Brave Elmo theme Music!-Ponders...

Men of HArlech or History channel Musiks...Hmmm..........
Vastiva
04-05-2005, 07:05
"Duel" by Bond.
Loki1
04-05-2005, 07:13
now, if i was an egomaniacal bastard, i would go with american bad ass by kid rock

but i'm going with either -what i got, or, another 40oz to freedom both by sublime
Australus
04-05-2005, 07:30
"Stay Loose" - Belle and Sebastian

It's a song that matches the same sense of optimism, insecurity, occasional frustration, and obsession with the future (because I get discontented with the present a lot).

I was choking on a cornflake
You said “Have some toast instead”
I was sleeping maybe three hours
You said “You should get to bed”
I was waiting at the church door
For the minister to show

I was looking at the new year
You said “Walk before you crawl”
I was feeling like a loser
You said “Hey, you’ve still got me”
I was feeling pretty lonely
You said “You wanted to be free”
I was looking for a good time
You said “Let the good times start”
With a quiver of your eyelid
You took on someone else’s part

Maybe I’m a little greedy
You said “Think before you speak”
Sometimes I’m a little seedy
You said “Everyone is weak”
Now I feel a little better
Is there something I can do?

But I never heard the answer
I never had a clue
But what about me
I don’t really see
How things will improve
If all you want is to stay loose

There’s a little echo calling
Like a miner trapped inside
If I tell her of this moment
She will in me doubts confide
And she’s on me like a blanket
Like a stalk of wilting grass
I’m not sure about her motives
I’m not sure about her past

But my faith is like a bullet
My belief is like a bolt
The only thing that lets me sleep at night
A little carriage of the soul
If it starts a little bleaker
Then the year may yet be gold

Happiness is not for keeping
Happiness is not my goal
But what about me
I don’t really see
How things will improve
If all you want is to stay loose

But what about them
You play mother hen
To a gaggle of gangling youth
All you want is to stay loose

I was living through the seconds
My composure was a mess
I was miles from tenderness
It was dark outside, the day it was lying in pieces
Everything is flat and dreary
I couldn’t care what’s in the news
Television is the blues
Television is hysterical laughter of people

And I know it could be me
I’m always asking for more
I keep running round in circles
I keep looking for a doorway
I’m going to need two lives
To follow the paths I’ve been taking
Neutered Sputniks
04-05-2005, 07:50
Well welcome everybody, to wooly's place

you can pull up a chair, or you can pull up my face

we've got everything, the only thing that we lack

is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

(chorus)

I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

to drive me around in her caddillac

if she's not on her knees, she will be flat on her back

i want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

(verse)

we'll give her great big tits & a little bitty ass

a fucking machine that never runs out of gas

a body like nobody's never seen before

who recently inheireted a liquor store

(chorus)

well she doesn't want to marry & she doesn't want to fight

she doesn't give 2 shits if i stay out all night

if i bring home another woman she just gives me a smile

we take off our clothes and then we fuck in a pile

(chorus)

make her a magic fingers mama that can roll all my doobs

the best in the west at cooking chinese food

she doesn't like to shop & she don't wear clothes

she always complements me on the size of my hose

(chorus)


We'll make her three feet tall...

and stand about to here... (long pause)

with a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer
Funky Beat
04-05-2005, 10:56
Well, I've always been one for ego-stroking, so I'll go with "We are the Champions." Not seriously, though. I'm actually kind of surprised that no-one mentioned it before me.
German Nightmare
04-05-2005, 21:28
Song: Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony "Ode an die Freude" (Ode to Joy)
Lyrics: Friedrich von Schiller

Freude schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken
Himmlische, Dein Heiligtum!

Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

Wem der grosse Wurf gelungen,
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein,
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!

(Joy, Thou beauteous Godly lightning,
Daughter of Elysium,
Fire-drunken we are ent'ring
Heavenly, Thy holy home!
Thy enchantments bind together,
What did custom's sword divide,
Beggars are a prince's brother,
Where thy gentle wings abide.

Be embrac'd, ye millions yonder!
Take this kiss throughout the world!
Brothers--o'er the stars unfurl'd
Must reside a loving father.

Who the noble prize achieveth,
Good friend of a friend to be;
Who a lovely wife attaineth,
Join us in his jubilee!
Yes--he too who but one being
On this earth can call his own!
He who ne'er was able, weeping
Stealeth from this league alone!

He who in the great ring dwelleth,
Homage pays to sympathy!
To the stars above leads she,
Where on high the Unknown reigneth.)

If you have ever heard it and this didn't move you - you're dead already...
Kroblexskij
04-05-2005, 21:34
Hymn to Red October

Holodna hmoora.
Cold, hard, empty.
Emruchnoh v'doosheh
Light that has left me,
Kak mohg znat ya shtoh tee oomriosh?
How could I know that you would die?
Do svidonia, byehreg rodnoy
Farewell again, our dear land.
Kak nam troodnag pridstahvit shtoh eto nyeh sohn.
So hard for us to imagine that it's real, and not a dream.
Rodina, dom radnoy,
Motherland, native home,
Do svidonia Rodina.
Farewell, our Motherland.
Ay. Avepakhod, avepakhod, nass val nahmarskaya zhdyot nyehdazh dyotsyah.
Let's go; the sea is waiting for us.
Nass zah vootmarskaya dah, ee preeboy!
The vastness of the sea is calling to us, and the tides!
Salute otsam ee nashem dedum
Hail to our fathers and forefathers.
Zahvietum eekh fsigdah vierney.
We are faithful to the covenant made with the past.
Tepierre nichtoh, nee astanoivit,
Now nothing can stop
Pabiedney shark, radnoy straney.
Our Motherland's victorious march.
Tiy pliyvee, pliyvee bestrashna,
Sail on fearlessly,
Gordest say viernykh marieye.
Pride of the Northern Seas.
Revoluytziye nadezhdah sgoostk vierif sekh luydeye.
Hope of the Revolution, you are the burst of faith of the people.
*the last two stanzas repeat a couple of times, then...
V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh,
In October, in October,
Rahpar tu ium miy nashe pabiediy.
We report our victories to you, our Revolution.
V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh, Novie meeir fahli numnashy dehidiy.
And to the heritage left by you for us
IImperIIum of man
04-05-2005, 22:18
heart of steel by manOwar
the lyrics always move me, i won't post the entire song but here is a section of the chorus

stand and fight
live by your heart
always one more try
i am not afraid to die
stand and fight
say what you feel
born with a heart of steel
Takeizahausen
05-05-2005, 04:40
I always imagined myself walking slowly with my hair blowing back in a slight breeze while that first part in Kashmir by Led Zeppelin is playing. I won't post the lyrics because I wouldn't include them if I had my own theme song. Just the intro.

P.S. I'm not queer. :p
Fugomizu
05-05-2005, 05:25
my theme song would be something slow, but heavy, and pensive, really anything by ISIS, btw go check them out, crazy band