Tories, Labour, LibDems, and Pepsi Cola
Kervoskia
03-05-2005, 01:09
I have been ready the Telegraph following the British general election. It seems very similar to what happens in the U.S. (minus the army pompous pundits) Labour is crying that a vote for the LibDems will allow a backdoor victory for the Tories. this caused the LibDems to break there agreement with Labour. Sounds similar. Thus further proving my theory that all people came from the same pool of shit.
Discuss.
Andaluciae
03-05-2005, 01:10
I certainly can't disagree on the pool of shit part...
Shadowstorm Imperium
03-05-2005, 01:11
All politicians should be made to drink at least 5 units of alcohol before making policies.
McLeod03
03-05-2005, 01:13
All politicians should be made to drink at least 5 units of alcohol before making policies.
Perfect description of the Lib Dem cabinet there. And looking at their policies, they've had the other politicians units as well.
Andaluciae
03-05-2005, 01:15
All politicians should be made to drink at least 5 units of alcohol before making policies.
It's been proven that teetotalers are worse than drunks. Look at Hitler. He didn't drink. Meanwhile, Churchill and Roosevelt both loved their own individuals drinks (Roosevelt was for Martinis, Churchill for hard liquor).
Or Saudi Arabia, no booze, big oppression!
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 01:22
It's been proven that teetotalers are worse than drunks. Look at Hitler. He didn't drink. Meanwhile, Churchill and Roosevelt both loved their own individuals drinks (Roosevelt was for Martinis, Churchill for hard liquor).
Or Saudi Arabia, no booze, big oppression!
It's very true. Probably, single malt scotch with water after a large champagne lunch is what enabled britian to find the courage to "go it alone."
McLeod03
03-05-2005, 01:25
It's very true. Probably, single malt scotch with water after a large champagne lunch is what enabled britian to find the courage to "go it alone."
There you go prohibitionists. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 01:28
There you go prohibitionists. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Yes, well, the arseholes usually don't smoke either.
I mean, how in the hell are you going to fight the hun without ample supplies of booze and baccy.
It's all been downhill since the RN abolished the rum ration.
McLeod03
03-05-2005, 01:33
It's probably good they did. The way things are going in the RN, it'd be the Cinzano & Lime ration instead.
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 01:36
It's probably good they did. The way things are going in the RN, it'd be the Cinzano & Lime ration instead.
I disagree, sodomy has always been integral to the RN. It's the recruiting tripod: Rum, Bum, and Baccy. :)
McLeod03
03-05-2005, 01:37
I'd love to see that on a recruitment poster below a picture of a camp sailor dancing with a mop.
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 01:38
Ah, the good old days.
You know, they tried to have prostitutes on ships for a while to cut down on the sodomy. Didn't work though.
McLeod03
03-05-2005, 01:40
Ah, the good old days.
You know, they tried to have prostitutes on ships for a while to cut down on the sodomy. Didn't work though.
They weren't all Thai lady-boys were they?
Lacadaemon
03-05-2005, 01:44
They weren't all Thai lady-boys were they?
Bah, no. Only hairy arses will do in this man's Navy.