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Which RvB Character are you?

Klonor
30-04-2005, 23:50
Church: An unlucky ghost with a short fuse, possibly one of only two sane people in the entire series.

Tucker: A sarcastic slacker with an over-inflated view of his skill with women whose actions at his 'Private Rock' bring shame upon all of humanity.

Caboose: The Supidest Life Form in the Universe, he still somehow manages to have the highest kill count of the entire cast. Sadly, his one true love, Sheila the Tank, has left him for Lopez the Heavy.

Tex: The deadliest one on the show, a die-hard mercenary who will do anything for cash.

Sarge: A tough as nails, but completely insane, seargant of the Red Army. He can build a robot from scratch to fix the Warthog, but can't fix it himself. His love for Simmons is equalled only by his hatred for Grif.

Simmons: Possibly the only sane one in the series apart from Church, he's a human/robot cyborg with his lips firmly planted on Sarges backside.

Grif: A moron, plain and simple, the fact that he hasn't been Killed by Sarge is one of the great Unexplained Mysteries of the Universe.

Dnout: He means well, but his increasinly effeminate actions and his 'Light Red' armor only cause misfortune for all those around him.

Sheila the Tank: She's a tank, I think this is pretty self-explanatory.

Lopez the Heavy: He's a robot, he's Mexican, and he has a rather small switch. Throw in Overlord of a Robot Army and you've got one fascinating little mechanical dude.

Doc: A pacifist to an extreme extent, he lettered in track in high school because it was the least competitive sport he could find. He seems to prefer Aloe Vera to mainstream medical techniques, such as surgery, and has rudimentary psychology training.

O'Mally: Five minute ranting monologues, extreme close-ups of his face, and a plot to "Crush every living soul into dust!", when you get some hilarious Smeagel/Gollum conversations on top of that hilarity ensues.

So, who are you?
Kelleda
01-05-2005, 00:05
Somewhere between Church and Sarge, depending on the day I'm having.
Ravea
01-05-2005, 00:08
I prefer Montana(Is that his name? I'm not sure.), The British Bounty Hunter.
Klonor
01-05-2005, 00:09
You mean Wyoming?
Ravea
01-05-2005, 00:10
You mean Wyoming?

I knew it was one of the states in the north west.

Pip Pip!
Koroser
01-05-2005, 00:11
I am so Church.
Huntaer
01-05-2005, 00:27
Hmm... Sarge. Gotta love sarge.

"I think it looks more like a puma."(Griff)

"What in sam's hill (with sarge, hill sound like Hell) is a puma?" (sarge)

"uhh... You mean like the shoo company?" (Simmons)

"No, like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion." (Griff)

"You're making that up." (Sarge)

"No, I'm telling you it's a real animal!" (Griff)

"Simmons, I want you poison Griff's next meal." (Sarge)

"Yes sir!" (Simmons)

Later on in the show...

"Now, unless anyone has any more mythical creatures to suggest for the name of the new vehical, we are going to stick with; The Warthog. How 'bout it Griff?" (Sarge)

"No sir. No more suggestions." (Griff)

"Are you sure? How 'bout Bigfoot?" (Sarge)

"No sir, I'm fine" (Griff)

"Sadsquach?" (Sarge)

"Leporchan?" (simmons)

"Hey, he doesn't need any help man." (Griff)

"Phenox?" (Sarge)

"*SIGH*"

"Hey simmons! What is the name of that mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?"(Sarge)

"Uh, that would be the chuppacarbra sir." (Simmons)

"Hey Griff! Chuppa Thingy how 'bout that? I like it. It's got a ring to it."
Klonor
01-05-2005, 01:06
I'm Tucker all the way, sarcastic slacker to the core, baby!
Cogitation
01-05-2005, 01:08
I would probably be a cross between Church (who usually knows what he's doing) and Doc (who's relatively non-violent.

Tex: The deadliest one on the show, a die-hard mercenary who will do anything for cash.

Simmons: Possibly the only sane one in the series apart from Church, he's a human/robot cyborg with his lips firmly planted on Sarges backside.

Grif: A moron, plain and simple, the fact that he hasn't been Killed by Sarge is one of the great Unexplained Mysteries of the Universe.I disagree with this analysis. If there were two people who were the most sane, I'd say that they were Church and Tex. Grif and Simmons would be the two closest below them.

As for Grif, I don't think that he's a moron so much as a scapegoat. Watch him: How many times is he any more stupid than everyone else around him? He merely gets blamed all the time.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Klonor
01-05-2005, 01:15
Well you have to consider Tex. Though she's not as moronic as Caboose or as disturbed as Sarge, she's also willing to tear off your arm and beat you to death with it for only $10. It might just be me, but anybody who will savagely murder you for less than the cost of a good meal can't be quite right in the head.

Regarding Grif, I point you to my recent post of Episode 55:

"It's pronounced 'margarine', dumbass."

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"Which way's the other 5%?"

"What do you think? All the other directions." (Simmons)

"Then I think that's the way we should go."

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He's not as stupid as Caboose or as clueless as Donut, and Sarge usually does blame him for stuff that's not quite his fault, but the guy is clearly not the next Aristotle.
Lynnea_land
01-05-2005, 01:18
Sarge all the way
Techon
01-05-2005, 01:19
Well seeing how my email is Tucker I'd have to say I'm him. But then again I think I can relate to Grif more.
Neo-Anarchists
01-05-2005, 01:38
Somewhere between Caboose and Donut.
Renshahi
01-05-2005, 01:55
I always ask WWSD, what would Sarge do?
Gusoen
01-05-2005, 01:57
Though my favorite by miles is Caboose, I have no idea who I am really like. I need to find some time to watch all the episodes in one long go or something. Then maybe I can answer.

Judging by the descriptions you've put up there, though. I seem to be only remotely close to Church.

BTW, don't forget to put Robot 2 up there. Robot 2 is awesome...

Codeword: Dirtbag <eep!> *bash*
Renshahi
01-05-2005, 02:08
There is a quiz for this holy of holy questions

http://www.thecodexseries.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t159.html
Torontonias
01-05-2005, 02:09
I'd say I'm between Doc and Simmons, I'm personally a Pacifist and non-violent, but I have a tendancy to inadvertantly suck up to the one in charge.
So I don't blantantly suck-up like Simmons does, but I do have a tendancy to do it.
Renshahi
01-05-2005, 02:12
Turns out, I'm Sarge!
Huntaer
01-05-2005, 02:15
Though my favorite by miles is Caboose, I have no idea who I am really like. I need to find some time to watch all the episodes in one long go or something. Then maybe I can answer.

Judging by the descriptions you've put up there, though. I seem to be only remotely close to Church.

BTW, don't forget to put Robot 2 up there. Robot 2 is awesome...

Codeword: Dirtbag <eep!> *bash*

Isn't church technically robot 2? I remember at the end of 39 when he and griff telleported to Sidewinder and was captured by the reds.

"FREEZ!"

"uh oh."

"I SAID FREEZE DIRTBAG!"

Beeb beep <eep> *Bash* "OW!"
Torontonias
01-05-2005, 02:18
Yeah, I was right, I'm Simmonds, althought I don't think Doc was in hte Result pool.