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If you could nuke, and wipe out any country in the world, without fear of counterattacks, which one would it be?

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does it have to be a country? because i'd really like to glass South Dakota.

Antartica! Damned penguins! :eek:

:p

None, because no country in the whole world exists in which every man woman and child deserves to die.

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eveyone..lol

None, because no country in the whole world exists in which every man woman and child deserves to die.

Some people on this forum would disagree...

Gather all the assnozzles into a deserted nation in the Pacific and blow them to kingdom come. I couldn't nuke an entire nation, though...if I could drop a bomb that killed only the nation's leaders, then bye bye Saudi Arabia.

That canary island where the trillion tons of rock is going to slide into the sea and take out the east coast. That one really pisses me off. Sitting there all smug. Just biding its time....

France.....that'll teach them

I'd nuke Yankee Stadium. Not when anyone was in it; that would be evil. And only if the radiation blew out to sea. Or to New Jersey.

How about Parliment Hill in Ottawa, thus doing Canada the favour of wiping out 3 generations or arsewipe politicians, with enough radiation the render the next generation to be the last generation. Horribly mutated by radion burns and random painful growths and oozing spores, the last generation could be kept on hand at Zoos for live prey Shark and Tiger feedings Afterwards the nation would pave over the spot where the last of the hideously deformed Politicians shuddered it last breath amid an outbreak of its own toxic flatulence.

ANARCHY! Anarchy right now, um, :eek: actualy it'll have to be ANARCHY LATER, I have an appointment the nice men in the white coats. They give me nice pills.....

Note: The Downmarching Void engulfes and oblitarates any responsibility for IQ points lost during reading this post.


ps: I have bipolar disorder, so if none of what I typed made any sense to you, rest assured I'm even more confused than you. :D

The question is really: who wouldn't I nuke?

I'd probably just blow up a few random countries for the hell of it, then wait and see which countries don't accept my military domination. After that, I'd nuke a nation a week, just to show I still could.

That canary island where the trillion tons of rock is going to slide into the sea and take out the east coast. That one really pisses me off. Sitting there all smug. Just biding its time....

Shut up, you live in Seattle. No fair. :D

I'd nuke Yankee Stadium. Not when anyone was in it; that would be evil. And only if the radiation blew out to sea. Or to New Jersey.


HAHAHAHA.

I have this plan if I am ever a trillionaire. I am going to buy the yankees and replace all the good players with "AA" players near retirement. Then I will laugh as all the asshole yankee fans cry and cry about destroying the team, while all the time they whining that the government should do something about it.

Then, when Sen. Chuck Schumer threatens to intervene, I will debate him on TV, and tell him if he doesn't back the fuck off I am going to buy the Giants, Knicks, Jets and Rangers and do the same to them.

And Yankee fans completely deserve this to happen.

Top 3
China
Russia
America.

HAHAHAHA.

I have this plan if I am ever a trillionaire. I am going to buy the yankees and replace all the good players with "AA" players near retirement. Then I will laugh as all the asshole yankee fans cry and cry about destroying the team, while all the time they whining that the government should do something about it.

Then, when Sen. Chuck Schumer threatens to intervene, I will debate him on TV, and tell him if he doesn't back the fuck off I am going to buy the Giants, Knicks, Jets and Rangers and do the same to them.

And Yankee fans completely deserve this to happen.
What about the Islanders?
Oh yeah they already are crap! :eek:

HAHAHAHA.

I have this plan if I am ever a trillionaire. I am going to buy the yankees and replace all the good players with "AA" players near retirement. Then I will laugh as all the asshole yankee fans cry and cry about destroying the team, while all the time they whining that the government should do something about it.

Then, when Sen. Chuck Schumer threatens to intervene, I will debate him on TV, and tell him if he doesn't back the fuck off I am going to buy the Giants, Knicks, Jets and Rangers and do the same to them.

And Yankee fans completely deserve this to happen.

There's nothing about that plan I don't like! Especially how you don't threaten to buy the Mets! :D

There's nothing about that plan I don't like! Especially how you don't threaten to buy the Mets! :D
Why because they are similar to the Islanders?
And What about Buffalo Sabres are they New Yorkish enough?

Why because they are similar to the Islanders?
And What about Buffalo Sabres are they New Yorkish enough?

Nah. Boston doesn't hate Buffalo. I'm not sure, but I would think they don't like NYC as much as we do.

Nah. Boston doesn't hate Buffalo. I'm not sure, but I would think they don't like NYC as much as we do.
Yeah i guess that makes sense.
4.Indonesia
5.France

Some people on this forum would disagree...

And if we could get all those people together somewhere isolated, that might be a good place to test nuclear weapons.

If you could nuke, and wipe out any country in the world, without fear of counterattacks, which one would it be?

None. If I could have any dictator killed, however... :D

None. If I could have any dictator killed, however... :D

You could have him killed...with a NUKE! :D

I'd nuke Dallas. The people there are assholes, for the most part. Oh, and...

COWBOYS SUCK!!!

You could have him killed...with a NUKE! :D

A nuke? Come on, man. Everybody knows that firecrackers in the ass is more fun than a nuke ;).

You could have him killed...with a NUKE! :D

Unlike some people, I think that the "collateral damage" caused by a nuke would be a...

BAD THING!TM

:D

I'd nuke Dallas. The people there are assholes, for the most part. Oh, and...

COWBOYS SUCK!!!
Is it the Oilers or Texans(Cant remember to much City swapping name changing etc)

6.Zimbabwe
7.North Korea

It's the Texans now. I'm not really a fan, per se. I'm a Steelers fan (go Roethlisberger!).

Is it the Oilers or Texans(Cant remember to much City swapping name changing etc)

6.Zimbabwe
7.North Korea

The Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans some time ago. The Houston Texans are now the NFL team for Houston. :)

The Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans some time ago. The Houston Texans are now the NFL team for Houston. :)
Yeah thanks i thought thats how it was.
Texans 'returned' in 2002/03?

Yeah thanks i thought thats how it was.
Texans 'returned' in 2002/03?

Yeah, 2002. And, with their first game against the Cowboys, they won. Damn, that was funny.

The US annoy me, because I wish they had poor aim. I'm opposed to the war in Iraq, but if they'd strayed just a little, lopping off the head of the Saudi regime or invading Iran, I would have clapped as loudly as possible.

However, there is one country which is a disgrace to the human family, an unacceptable pustule on the face of the planet, and that is North Korea. The fact that we have let this regime endure for so long is a failure in the face of history. I'm all for power politics and believe that countries should only pursue their interests, but totalitarianism is an exception to this rule. Whenever and wherever it appears, the international community has a duty to excise it like a dangerous cancer.

Of course the US won't do it, because the DPRK has nukes too and the steady policy of the US since Vietnam has been to attack other countries only if they were completely defenseless (Panama, Bosnia, Serbia). However, if it was up to me, and if the deletion of the North Korean regime meant hitting them with tactical nukes to prevent retaliation against South Korea or Japan, I would press the button with a silent prayer, but without a moment's hesitation.

France maybe, though... one could do that without any fears of a counter attack anyway. It's like stealing candy from a dead baby.

Maybe the western hemisphere in general, after saving a few people who don't deserve getting nuked.

Pitcairn.

Japan burn them to the ground! Well actually everyone on earth deserves to die!

Australia.
japan.
and..um russia

The Arabs and all their nations. Think of it as the final Crusades.

I thought this thread was about your dream lay. :cool:

The USA of course. Why would anyone choose anywhere else?

The vatican state. :D

Seriously, either no country at all, or every single country in the world.

China


*hides*

And What about Buffalo Sabres are they New Yorkish enough?

The Sabres A. are on the opposite side of the state from NYC, and B. Don't exist anymore. They didn't play this season and it seems unlikely they ever will again. I know, I live in Buffalo (burn it burn it burn it I HATE THIS CITY LET ME OUT).

First, I'd move the UN building to some secluded island.
Then, somebody will have set up them the [nuclear] bomb.

I wouldn't nuke an entire country, but I would take a small part of London.
Peckham. Because, in the words of the great Al Murray, we should "Put Britain back on the map, by taking Peckham clean off of it!

and that amused me.

BRITAIN! With Britain nuked the Republic of Ireland could take back its land up north (Northern Ireland) that Britain stole from the Irish.

The British occupied South Ireland for 800 years and we had to bomb London and kill thousands of Brits to get them out (British murdered 2 million Irish during the struggle), it would be great to go North and free our comrades up there who are still occupied by the British Army. :mad: :sniper:

The Bobito Land.

BRITAIN! With Britain nuked the Republic of Ireland could take back its land up north (Northern Ireland) that Britain stole from the Irish.

The British occupied South Ireland for 800 years and we had to bomb London and kill thousands of Brits to get them out (British murdered 2 million Irish during the struggle), it would be great to go North and free our comrades up there who are still occupied by the British Army. :mad: :sniper:
Are you Irsish?

I'd Bomb sealand sitting there with all it's online gaming and porn site making millions why couldn't i have thought of that.

Are you Irsish?

And the award Most Retarded Question of the Century So Far goes to...

Are you Irsish?

Yes, my great grandfather was tortured and hung by British soldiers because he was Irish, my grandfathers were nearly assasinated 4 times and they were only innocent civilians, my father was nearly shot by British Troops and most of my relations on the Northern border were murdered by British Terrorist groups or the British Army.

I don't like hating people but its hard when they have hurt and murdered so many people I care for. :(

My other great-grandfather was forced by British soldiers to give information about the IRA but he was only a farmer and didn't od anything illegal.

He didn't know anything but they didn't believe him so they forced him to watch while that shot his children and his wife. Luckily my grandfather hid in the fields while they shot his brothers and sisters (he was only 6), after his mother and brothers nad sisters were shot the troops hung his father from the roof of their house, luckily my grandfather called neighbours for help and they got him down.

THOSE TROOPS WERE NEVER ARRESTED FOR THAT CRIME BUT 2 YEARS LATER WERE SHOT IN A FIREFIGHT WITH THE IRISH ARMY.

May they rot in hell.

I don't hate the British people or their country,

I just hate what they have done and are doing to my people and my country.

They have never apologised for any of the millions of atrocites they have done and have tried to cover up many,

visit SinnFein.ie to get a list of them, its sick.

The Irish Government tries to reveal these cover-ups but it is just a small country and the British threaten it to keep its mouth shut, they have destroyed evidence and have shot witnesses to stop British from being put in jail in the Republic. :(

But given that most people in N.I want to stay part of Britain... who are you to say that they should be "occupied" by the Republic? That is imperialism itself, you know.

No one. I would love to nuke Russia, but I see no reason why so many men, women, and children should have to suffer and die. If I could bomb the Kremlin and all Russian military bases into oblivion, though, that'd be great! :D

I say we glass the whole planet and start over.

I say we glass the whole planet and start over.

You know how long it would take to cover our planet in glass?

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*idiocy*

You're right - we SHOULD give you back NI. Then we can sit back and laugh as the strain of it crushes your economy and thrusts Ireland into third world status. And then you'll come begging to us to prop you up. Again.

I say we glass the whole planet and start over.

I dunno... grass is a fairly poor base for arigculture and settlements. I'd suggest soiling it, but that'd take a lot of effort and has different connotations :D

And on that note... even Micronesia? The most inoffensive place on the planet?

Cold... just cold.

Greenland. Because mutated super polarbears shooting lazers from their eyes are cool.