Marry Poppins VS Ripley
Who shall win this fight of brains and brawn?
Ripley?
It really doesn't matter because. Marry Poppins wins always ;)
Ripley who? Ripley from the "Alien" movies?
Yes Ripley from the Alien Trilogy
The Eternal Kawaii
29-04-2005, 22:59
The Eternal Kawaii pronounces Mary Poppins as the clear superior in this contest. Ripley only had to deal with acid-blooded xenomorphs. That's hardly a contest compared with going up against a bullet-headed Edwardian Englishman.
Oh, then Ripley would crush Mary's head with a mechanical exoskeleton.
http://chuck.f2o.org/HEADCRUSHER-thumb.jpg
"I'm crushing your head! Crush, crush, crush!" (Kids in the Hall is love!)
Yes Ripley from the Alien Trilogy
Aaargh. If I had know that... Meh, Poppins all the way!
Let's put them in a role swapping mode then.
Ripley... now unemployed supercargo finds temporary work babysitting two unruly Children. Because she missed her child growing up... she decided that this would be an oppourtunity to enjoy the one facet of her life that she missed. however, the two children, Jane and Micheal Banks, are unruly and prone to running away. After their latest adventure draws the attention of their Father, he promply fires her.... loosing control over her emotions, Riply breaks his jaw, and leaves... thus being arrested for Assault and Battery.
Mary Poppins... with no combat skills, she is immediatly taken by the xenomorphs and impregnated. however, the Alien queen that emerges from her is mild tempered and her drones spend time tidying up the Hive and inviting unsuspecting humans over for tea and cookies...which she herself bakes and serves before they are impregnated, however, instead of bursting from the chest, she teaches, via telepathy, the larva to come out viea the throat and thus spares the host... leaving the host viable for more impregnations... as well as tea and crumpets which would be absolutly delicious. the walls are covered not with Eichiean Architecure but with chalk drawing that her drones pop in and out of as they learn how to interact with humans. the drones are kept peaceful because of the songs that constantly play in their heads from the Queen. Of course, they will defend her with their lives. but she preferrs that they offer Tea and Sandwiches before attacking. Because of her popularity and temperment, she is taken to Earth and made apart of the Government.
err... draw?
Drunk commies reborn
29-04-2005, 23:28
Oh, then Ripley would crush Mary's head with a mechanical exoskeleton.
http://chuck.f2o.org/HEADCRUSHER-thumb.jpg
"I'm crushing your head! Crush, crush, crush!" (Kids in the Hall is love!)
The Kids in the Hall kick ass!
Portu Cale MK3
29-04-2005, 23:29
Let's put them in a role swapping mode then.
Ripley... now unemployed supercargo finds temporary work babysitting two unruly Children. Because she missed her child growing up... she decided that this would be an oppourtunity to enjoy the one facet of her life that she missed. however, the two children, Jane and Micheal Banks, are unruly and prone to running away. After their latest adventure draws the attention of their Father, he promply fires her.... loosing control over her emotions, Riply breaks his jaw, and leaves... thus being arrested for Assault and Battery.
Mary Poppins... with no combat skills, she is immediatly taken by the xenomorphs and impregnated. however, the Alien queen that emerges from her is mild tempered and her drones spend time tidying up the Hive and inviting unsuspecting humans over for tea and cookies...which she herself bakes and serves before they are impregnated, however, instead of bursting from the chest, she teaches, via telepathy, the larva to come out viea the throat and thus spares the host... leaving the host viable for more impregnations... as well as tea and crumpets which would be absolutly delicious. the walls are covered not with Eichiean Architecure but with chalk drawing that her drones pop in and out of as they learn how to interact with humans. the drones are kept peaceful because of the songs that constantly play in their heads from the Queen. Of course, they will defend her with their lives. but she preferrs that they offer Tea and Sandwiches before attacking. Because of her popularity and temperment, she is taken to Earth and made apart of the Government.
err... draw?
lol. Better, YOU win!
Freakstonia
29-04-2005, 23:54
As everyone knows Mary Poppins is practicaly perfect in every way, especialy in deadly hand to hand combat.
Mary Poppins kicks Ripley's sorry butt. :D