NationStates Jolt Archive


Is Doomsday Near?

Reticuli
29-04-2005, 06:15
I just read this interesting article on the new pope. Although I personally think it's a load of bull, it's still a pretty interesting read:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/pope_prophecy_dc

Tell me - what do you think?
The Plutonian Empire
29-04-2005, 07:01
Scary :eek:
Reticuli
29-04-2005, 07:09
I don't believe it, but it is a little...unsettling.
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 07:11
I like how it could very well coincide with the end of the Mayan calender.
Kwaswhakistan
29-04-2005, 07:12
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp


I am personally a spirit-filled christian. I do indeed believe the end will come before this generation passes away. It's been prophesied in my church. Great things are going to happen soon.


edit: damnit that domain is expired, I'll try and find a mirror
Ormr
29-04-2005, 07:16
Erm... not to bust anyone's bubble, but... ain't it great the way all the references in that article come from the internet? My profs'd kill me if I turned in a paper that was cited like that... Hurrah for internet loonies! ^_^ And remember kids, paisley is evil! (http://www.demonbuster.com/paisley.html)
The Plutonian Empire
29-04-2005, 07:16
Yah, there's also that other thread linking to indiadaily.com, where they're saying that USA and russia may be fighting off space aliens.

coincidence? ;) :D
Kwaswhakistan
29-04-2005, 07:19
Found one that lists the last 10 in Malachy's prophecy. The currenct pope was predicted to have come from the Benedictine order. Here's the list of the last 10: http://www.crystalinks.com/papalprophecies.html
The Plutonian Empire
29-04-2005, 07:28
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp


I am personally a spirit-filled christian. I do indeed believe the end will come before this generation passes away. It's been prophesied in my church. Great things are going to happen soon.


edit: damnit that domain is expired, I'll try and find a mirror
do you think that maybe that it may have been space aliens that have been posing as God all along, and are planning to invade?
Kwaswhakistan
29-04-2005, 07:29
do you think that maybe that it may have been space aliens that have been posing as God all along, and are planning to invade?

Oh definitally is space aliens
The Plutonian Empire
29-04-2005, 07:57
Oh definitally is space aliens
I believe the same.
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 07:59
Found one that lists the last 10 in Malachy's prophecy. The currenct pope was predicted to have come from the Benedictine order. Here's the list of the last 10: http://www.crystalinks.com/papalprophecies.html

But Benedict XVI isn't of the Benedictine Order; he simply chose the papal name Benedict.
Carbdown
29-04-2005, 08:14
I had a dream about talking to God so yeah I believe it. And I can't wait, I couldn't bare this stupidity much longer..

Most Christians call the dream blasphemous and herectic and that is was probably one of Satan's tricks, so I just won't tell you out of wanting to keep this topic flame free. (I'll just say it has alot to do with The Necrononicon and at the time I didn't even know what that was..)

Just know the devil isn't some facless being out to screw you over every step of the way.
And God isn't some bearded dude up in a sky of clouds and rainbows where fairies giggle and children frolic.
Phylum Chordata
29-04-2005, 08:26
Remember folks. If you truely believe that the world is going to end, don't forget to give all your goods to the poor. That will be a good deed that will ensure that you'll get into heaven, while the poor who accept the goods will be commiting the sin of greed, which will keep the riff-raff out of heaven.

Then again, you could read a bit of history and find out about what a lot of Christians thought at the end of the first millenium. The world didn't end then, despite a lot of people believing that it would. I think that anyone who has faith that the world is going to end soon will have to explain why their faith is better and more reliable than the faith of Christians in the past.
Carbdown
29-04-2005, 08:35
Christianity is part of the conspiracy. Or perhaps I've said too much..
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 08:41
Christianity is part of the conspiracy. Or perhaps I've said too much..

You say that as though it's some kind of secret....
Lacadaemon
29-04-2005, 08:45
Aww, I thought we went through all this a week and a half ago. :rolleyes:

Yahoo news should try and keep up at least.
Selgin
29-04-2005, 09:00
According to an ancient prophecy by the renowned prophet Sux Eggs, the apocalyptic Pope was prophecied to love the aborted fetuses of the sacred chicken. He would choose a name reflecting this blashpemy, thus the name Benedict (as in Eggs Benedict, if you haven't figured that out yet).

Oh, please.
That Reuters would even consider this a serious news story is a sad reflection on the state of journalism in the world today.
Kwaswhakistan
29-04-2005, 09:02
I had a dream about talking to God so yeah I believe it. And I can't wait, I couldn't bare this stupidity much longer..

Most Christians call the dream blasphemous and herectic and that is was probably one of Satan's tricks, so I just won't tell you out of wanting to keep this topic flame free. (I'll just say it has alot to do with The Necrononicon and at the time I didn't even know what that was..)

Just know the devil isn't some facless being out to screw you over every step of the way.
And God isn't some bearded dude up in a sky of clouds and rainbows where fairies giggle and children frolic.

I'd be interesting in hearing about that. You can send a TG if you wish to keep it out of this topic.
Hammolopolis
29-04-2005, 09:23
Doomsday is closer than it was yesterday, but we don't know anything beyond that.
Nekone
29-04-2005, 09:27
You say that as though it's some kind of secret....It is a conspiracy... an attempt to save souls... unfortunatly... not everyone likes this conspiracy as much as the Invading Space Alien ones.
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 09:28
http://hallofheroes.free.fr/Images/Vilains/Small/Doomsday.gif
DOOMSDAY IS COMING!!!!

http://www.davedevries.com/Dave/Marvel%20Comics/APOCALYPSE.jpg
SO IS APOCALYPSE!!!!

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/armageddon/armageddon-poster04.jpg
ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 09:31
And if you thought that Doomsday is bad, look what we have to look forward to AFTER the end of the world.

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/waterworld.jpghttp://www.lynchposters.com/images/Postman,-The.jpg
Ormr
29-04-2005, 09:48
Erm... no offense, peeps, but Christianity is an apocalyptic religion at its core. It is absolutely impossible to name any time in the past two thousand years when at least some christians weren't convinced that the end was nigh. Seriously, as soon as Jesus died there was probably some guy marching around with a sign shouting "the end is near! Repent!"