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Alright, first things first this isn't a discussion about if there is a heaven or a God or anything in the Bible. It's asking what paradise would be like for you, what your perfect place would be like? Mine is something like this

...it's not fair that I can't just eat tasty deep-fried, cheese covered and sugery snacks all day long, without ending up in an early grave. If there IS a heaven, it's an all you can eat buffet with good food, hot waitresses and a PPV feed on the big screen....all the while never gaining an ounce.

So don't give me any 'OMG!!! CHRISTAINS ARE TEH SUX0R!' Religion :gundge: [That's me, HAW HAW]

Just have some fun :)

My wife: Honey, my blonde friend Christina is here to spank me while I service you, and your rpg gaming buddies brought a bag full of cheesesteaks from Capriottis for the game tonight.

Me: Oh, no. I've died.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

a king sized bed, my gf, and all our problems fixed.

A house with a library of my favorite writers, with a door that opens to a room with the latest entertainment system, which is connected to a kitchen with food that's fresh, clean, and unspoiled, with a deck that overlooks a bird-eye view of endless forest where I could hike whenever I wanted, and a room for the dog, too.

Of course, my family and friends have to live close by, but far enough away that I can enjoy a quiet afternoon on the porch with a good drink and my dog.

It's the vision that keeps me going through school and college, a place like that in the mountains, a place as close to heaven as I can get on earth.

Heaven? The ability to really live in my dream worlds. They're not perfect by any means, but I can always deus ex machina my way out of insurmountable problems, or go away and come back to them later, leaving day to day life out behind me as I do.

interesting....

not sure, but about the only thing i can think of that i can imagine existing for a long damned time...

just me, walking in some anonymous, undescript, endless wasteland. mebbe something like a dryed out lake bed. grey skies/twilight or something.

thats it, just endless, goaless wandering.

A large house in the country.... an ever stocked fridge/freezer, and good friends to wile away the time.

It's a place without people like that FFc2 guy for one. It's mostly a big theatre full of guys not on drugs, not self obsessed, and that will fall rediculously in love with you just as you do with them. It's full of art, and paint and pens that don't run out and write in pretty japanese styles and everyone can read your scribbley writing if you want em to. My heaven has no god to watch over me, instead there is self watching, self caring. There are oceans that are large amd sparse but if you need to you could cross them in seconds. Questions are answered and the answer is pleasant. I'll get tired in heaven but will always have the energy to dream, I'll wake up with an an hour before I really have to do anything. My dog won't get fleas and my cat will come home more often. My parents will live atleast 4 suburbs away, maybe a few more, and my new winged horse will never die. Heaven would have no politics, no lawyers, no George Bush, no need to know whats wrong or what's right with America or what's on the news. The theatre would always have a full audience, and they will always leave feeling they got what they paid for. Heaven would be a movie theatre snack bar that didn't cost three times as much as it does from the gas station. Heaven will be soft, new, not earth. Humble, naked and money will not exist.

Well, my life now must be heaven for the average person two hundred years ago. Soft beds, all the food you can eat, most diseases defeated, less superstition. You can have children and not expect to see any of them to die in infancy. And there's also the fact that a couple of centuraries ago, fat people were considered really hot!

So I guess our heaven will be earth in one or two hundred years, provided we don't manage to screw things up too bad.

Minton's Playhouse, but it's near a beach. That has a giant screen where movies are shown after sunset. In Northern California. And 'it' grows everywhere.

My concept of "Heaven" is a place where no right wing Christian fundamentalists exist to screw up the world for the rest of us.

It's La Rochelle, on a sunny spring day,the sun gleaming on the white towers of the Old Port, the flag flying in a nice, cool breeze, and some good seafood on my plate.

:p

My Heaven is your Hell...

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh

Anything I want it to be. I'll do whatever I want, when I want. After all, i'll have all eternity...

Oh yeah, and the ability to erase my memories, so it never gets boring.

My Heaven is your Hell...

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
"if you were bad, they send you to Hell. If you were Truly wicked... they give you a tour of Heaven first."

My heaven is non-existent.

A large house in the country.... an ever stocked fridge/freezer, and good friends to wile away the time.

Well fancy that, I have a large house etc etc, I must be in heaven. Seriously though, heaven would have to be just like it is here,ever changing,always exciting, mysterious, dangerous, beautiful, awsome, sometimes mind boggling,unexpected. It it was constant,I feel sure we would all get bored. Tell me how could you improve on all the lovely smells,tastes, you can't.

Valhalla: booze, buddies and babes. Plus a lot of fighting on the side.
Plus a few modern recreational drugs and devices, maybe.

Well fancy that, I have a large house etc etc, I must be in heaven. Seriously though, heaven would have to be just like it is here,ever changing,always exciting, mysterious, dangerous, beautiful, awsome, sometimes mind boggling,unexpected. It it was constant,I feel sure we would all get bored. Tell me how could you improve on all the lovely smells,tastes, you can't.but perhaps to some, Constant change can be Hell... to me, Heaven isn't the place but the interaction with friends... old and new alike.

so Heaven can be a Home, a Bar, or even a large Vegas-like Casino... the important thing for me is the fellowship.

My idea of paradise would be a heaven in space, inside a space-station.

Deck 1: Lounge
Deck 2: Video Games
Deck 3: Food Court
Deck 4: Movie Theatre
Deck 5-67890361790987651738927: ???

As you can see the station is HUGE! This assures that I'll never get bored for the eternity I spend there. There's just too much to discover!

Valhalla: booze, buddies and babes. Plus a lot of fighting on the side.

I'll drink to that. Plus in that Heaven you have something to look forward to: coming back in the final battle of Ragnarok.

A house with a library of my favorite writers, with a door that opens to a room with the latest entertainment system, which is connected to a kitchen with food that's fresh, clean, and unspoiled, with a deck that overlooks a bird-eye view of endless forest where I could hike whenever I wanted, and a room for the dog, too.

Of course, my family and friends have to live close by, but far enough away that I can enjoy a quiet afternoon on the porch with a good drink and my dog.

that, minus the dog (cat instead:)), with a beach on the other side of the house (opposite the mountains/forests), as much weed as i could possibly smoke, every day is a beautiful summers day, a permement chef who can cook any style of world cuisine, and babes ;)
and the fastest internet connection ever, too :cool:

Typical Generic White Fluffy Clouds Halo's etc
Nothingness but everythingness an eternity of pleasure!

There was a feeling once I had in a dream, when I was simply overwhelmed by simple pleasure in every part of my body simultaneously. In that dream I was a soldier assassin for god, taking on an army of unpleasant people. (I have crazy ass dreams).

I subsequently replicated the feeling using 1/3 litre of vodka, magic mushrooms and a U2 DVD. Heh.

Anyway - that feeling, that dream, was everything I ever wanted. I had a purpose, I had a reward, I had my friends and I had a girl who loved me. Repeat ad infinitum and I think I have my heaven.

I'm sitting in an empty room, but something has made my mind think that this is the funnest most exciting thing ever and it never gets boring.

I'd be modding NS General........ I need to get out more

Its peaceful and comfortable. We're constantly satisfied, yet never bored. The answers to all questions are available. There is good food & drink and everyone enjoys everyone else's sense of humor. There is no political correctness. Everyone can understand each other.
And I never have the urge to grab someone by the throat and choke them to death.

An endless starry sky, a personal orchestra who never stop playing, all the books I could ever read, and the knowledge my loved ones all had exactly what they wanted as well.

Hrm, my personal heaven. Well, the library of favourite authors and theatre ideas appeal, so I'd have them. And the theatre would perform lots of Phantom of the Opera. And I'd be able to sing properly so I could be the Phantom.
Oh yeah, there'd be lots of pizza, with gammon steak, and chocolate... much chocolate. Plus there'd be a faint smell of lavender underpinning it all, so it'd all be beautiful and relaxed.
That would be the basics, everything else would surprise me, in a nice surprise sort of way, with the occasional interesting challenge.
Oh yes, and all my friends and family and people. And nobody would ever have to go without. Everyone would be welcome in my heaven, even people I couldn't stand. It'd just be set up so that I never came into contact with any of them :D

Mikorlias of Imardeavia

I´d like a quiet place where you have FREE TIME to do whatever your interests are, reading books, playing music, growing fruits, vegetables, painting, do sports, talk to people. No spending 12 hours working, 6 hours studying (studies should never come in forced, or they are not studies at all) a day, underpaid, sleeping with colds, and a girldfriend that requres too much money. :mad:

Give me good ole Valhalla. Fight all day, drink all night and boff comely maidens inbetween!

Heaven? The ability to really live in my dream worlds. They're not perfect by any means, but I can always deus ex machina my way out of insurmountable problems, or go away and come back to them later, leaving day to day life out behind me as I do.
Yep. That's about right.

It's a place without people like that FFc2 guy for one. It's mostly a big theatre full of guys not on drugs, not self obsessed, and that will fall rediculously in love with you just as you do with them. It's full of art, and paint and pens that don't run out and write in pretty japanese styles and everyone can read your scribbley writing if you want em to. My heaven has no god to watch over me, instead there is self watching, self caring. There are oceans that are large amd sparse but if you need to you could cross them in seconds. Questions are answered and the answer is pleasant. I'll get tired in heaven but will always have the energy to dream, I'll wake up with an an hour before I really have to do anything. My dog won't get fleas and my cat will come home more often. My parents will live atleast 4 suburbs away, maybe a few more, and my new winged horse will never die. Heaven would have no politics, no lawyers, no George Bush, no need to know whats wrong or what's right with America or what's on the news. The theatre would always have a full audience, and they will always leave feeling they got what they paid for. Heaven would be a movie theatre snack bar that didn't cost three times as much as it does from the gas station. Heaven will be soft, new, not earth. Humble, naked and money will not exist.
What she said.

Oh yeah, and the ability to erase my memories, so it never gets boring.

Haha, I like that...

I'm not sure ... but I know there's a lot of hot Indian women.

I'm not sure ... but I know there's a lot of hot Indian women.
7/11 Indian or peace pipe Indian?

In my heaven, I would have a great palace full of all kinds of great things, but I would also be able to leave and watch the universe (particularly humankind) progress. Given that I'd have eternity, it'd probably be best for me to have an infinite number of afterworlds to explore, for when palace life and mortal-watching got boring.

The ability to acept every instant as a unique, pleasurable moment, wherein the taste of even a cockroach is bliss.

Not caring that any given moment passes.

The wisdom to realise that this instant is all that exists.

7/11 Indian or peace pipe Indian?

ahaha ... cute.

Indian as in from India. :p

Heaven for me would be a place where I'd get my limbs back, there would be lots of wandering like Cain in Kung Fu, also there'd be no gays, muslims, or any other minorities. Plus the rivers would be flavored like Bourbon, beer, orange juice, Champagne, coffee, etc.

If there is a heaven, I think it's like one great big retirement home.

If there is a hell, I think it's like Las Vegas, only bigger! :D (Strippers, casinos, etc. EVERYWHERE!) Therefore I chose to go to hell. ;)

EVERYONE DRIVES THEIR CARS INTO BUILDINGS RANDOMLY, CAUSING EXPLOSIONS.

yep.

Heaven for me would be a place where I'd get my limbs back, there would be lots of wandering like Cain in Kung Fu, also there'd be no gays, muslims, or any other minorities. Plus the rivers would be flavored like Bourbon, beer, orange juice, Champagne, coffee, etc.

Whats the matter, did an arab rape your mother or something?

Whats the matter, did an arab rape your mother or something?
No, he's just a troll. :rolleyes:

No, he's just a troll. :rolleyes:

Ah, i see..thankue

If there is a heaven, I think it's like one great big retirement home.

If there is a hell, I think it's like Las Vegas, only bigger! :D (Strippers, casinos, etc. EVERYWHERE!) Therefore I chose to go to hell. ;)

in hell, everyone randomly pisses on each other while taking dumps on slow moving cactuses that eat your shit and then poo into your ear.

In my heave there would be huge lakes and places for me to just drive a hummer round in..fun!.
Just endless fun and new experiances.
lots of guns.

Ah, i see..thankue

It's a well known fact that most arab men don't have the necessary gear to rape. Most women would end up laughing at them when they drop their trousers.

It's a well known fact that most arab men don't have the necessary gear to rape. Most women would end up laughing at them when they drop their trousers.

Good you took measurements when you were in the shower with the arab men,...

My personal heaven is oblivion.

Or Warcraft III on BattleNet 24/7.

It's a well known fact that most arab men don't have the necessary gear to rape. Most women would end up laughing at them when they drop their trousers.

Let me guess.
You have?

Good you took measurements when you were in the shower with the arab men,...

Dude, you responded better than i imagined.

Trollicide is best served witty.
I agree with TIN for amnesia. Basically
Battle Room and Command School Simulater from Ender's Game
The ability to live in my worlds - I love playing god.
Good friends, good food, good couches.

Good you took measurements when you were in the shower with the arab men,...

Sorry Sand-boy, but it was on one internet website. Chick.com me thinks.

Sorry Sand-boy, but it was on one internet website. Chick.com me thinks.

Ah, so you beleive what you read on every internet site?.You suggest that the arab race is geneticaly inferior to yours?...

Ah, so you beleive what you read on every internet site?.You suggest that the arab race is geneticaly inferior to yours?...


No, but I thought I'd pass it along. It probably is true.

Yes, I would say my race is superior to the Arab race, but that's just me.

No, but I thought I'd pass it along. It probably is true.

Yes, I would say my race is superior to the Arab race, but that's just me.

Ah so, you are predjudice ;)
Dont worry your secret is safe with me..YOU MOTHER FUCKING NAZI SON OF A BITCH.

heaven is a place with free golf and beer.

Ah so, you are predjudice ;)
Dont worry your secret is safe with me..YOU MOTHER FUCKING NAZI SON OF A BITCH.

Temper, Temper! (http://wehate.org/img/vandalism/fat2.gif)

I am "prejudice". It ain't exactly a secret around these parts!

Ah so, you are predjudice ;)
Dont worry your secret is safe with me..YOU MOTHER FUCKING NAZI SON OF A BITCH.

I wholeheartedly endorce this post.

And on topic my heaven would be me being able to just wander around anywhere without a care in the world and having all my needs met.

Temper, Temper! (http://wehate.org/img/vandalism/fat2.gif)

I am "prejudice". It ain't exactly a secret around these parts!

you amuse me infidel

you amuse me infidel

Go pray to allah! Oh, also believe the fairy tales of some sand-man on a camel receiving the koran.

Go pray to allah! Oh, also believe the fairy tales of some sand-man on a camel receiving the koran.


:p :p :D
I love this, its hillariouse

Go pray to allah! Oh, also believe the fairy tales of some sand-man on a camel receiving the koran.

I dont think the concept of irony can survive if this guy is a christian.

I dont think the concept of irony can survive if this guy is a christian.

Jesus H Christ, now you're insulting me?

Jesus H Christ, now you're insulting me?

O no not at all I just feel sorry for the concept of irony. It probably took one look at this thread and went whaaaa and vanished from existance.

O no not at all I just feel sorry for the concept of irony. It probably took one look at this thread and went whaaaa and vanished from existance.

Well, there is no irony as I don't believe in fairy tales.

:p :p :D
I love this, its hillariouse

What is really funny, are your people (http://www.chayas.com/mourning.jpg). They always seem to be crying when shown on TV. Why is that?

Well, there is no irony as I don't believe in fairy tales.

lol.....wait i think logic just disapeared too.

lol.....wait i think logic just disapeared too.

You thought I was a Christian so you thought it was ironic that I was making fun of islam. Do you even know what logic is?

You thought I was a Christian so you thought it was ironic that I was making fun of islam. Do you even know what logic is?

Funny how you cant catch sarcasm.

Endless summer, with clear nights. Of course, in the middle of a massive forest with streams, meadows, and lakes. Climbable and non climbable trees. You could drink the water in the streams without worrying about bacteria etc. A convinent civilization that appeared only when I wanted something from it (free of charge), but didn't exist the rest of the time. The ability to sleep under the stars without waking up sore from the hard ground. No mesquitos(sp?). My best friends to wander and explore with. No people like Johnny Wade. No adults. No animals would be afraid to come right up to you. Being able to hear the wolves howl.

this thread is off-topic now, dont you think???

:p What is really funny, are your people (http://www.chayas.com/mourning.jpg). They always seem to be crying when shown on TV. Why is that?

dude! I am not arabic :p :p i am american.

this thread is off-topic now, dont you think???

Tell me you dont enjoy the occasional derailing of a thread.

:p

dude! I am not arabic :p :p i am american.

First of all, unless you're a surfer, don't use dude. Second, you're still a 2nd class person, no matter who you are.

Funny how you cant catch sarcasm.


Sarcasm, nah just mental retardation on your part.

First of all, unless you're a surfer, don't use dude. Second, you're still a 2nd class person, no matter who you are.

I am actally a surfer and my dad owns half of ohio :p :p :p :p
But it is you who are second class, as it is you who are the racist fuckwit.

Tell me you dont enjoy the occasional derailing of a thread.

not when it derails into little bickering......

Sarcasm, nah just mental retardation on your part.

:rolleyes:

I am a surfer<snip>

really?, i surf too, i just got into it though...

[QUOTE=Achmed47]I am a surfer<snip>[QUOTE]

really?, i surf too, i just got into it though...

Cool,its a great sport, i surfed in australia for my summester break-off,
I hope you get good :)

heaven is when every one is happy

yo Secluded Islands, i am gonna make a surfing thread, you interested?

heaven is when every one is happy
Ah, so there is no heaven. I suspected as much. :)

I am actally a surfer and my dad owns half of ohio :p :p :p :p
But it is you who are second class, as it is you who are the racist fuckwit.

Yeah, ok, whatever you say Quiz-kid!

Yeah, ok, whatever you say Quiz-kid!

Quiz-kid? are you 12?

yo Secluded Islands, i am gonna make a surfing thread, you interested?

yeah sure, sounds like a good idea...

Quiz-kid? are you 12?
I suspect 18. And male, enjoying the stirring up he has accomplished here. I looked up his pseudonym... it's a porn name.

How old are you exactly?

it's a porn name.
That's because he claimed to be a porn star when he first came here. Now he claims never to have said that. Apparently he's a cripple now. What's next Johnny? An astronaut?

I suspect 18. And male, enjoying the stirring up he has accomplished here. I looked up his pseudonym... it's a porn name.


Actually it's a short form of my real name: Waddisky.

I'm 65 and a disabled Vietnam Vet.

That's because he claimed to be a porn star when he first came here. Now he claims never to have said that. Apparently he's a cripple now. What's next Johnny? An astronaut?


I never said I was a porn star. I said I had been in a few stag reels, but never a star. I am also a private investigator.

I challenge you to find that I said I was a porno star.

It'll be full of birds of all kinds. :D It'd be a beautiful, serine natural paradise, with lakes and mountains and trees.

And some of the birds would be sentient to provide me company. And there'd be gryphons, too, because they're awesome.

Of course, there'd be people. But I'd have absolute control over everything, including them. I could shape the entire world to my whim, from the ground, to the air, and everything in between. I could create new people and turn them into exact replicas of anyone that's ever pissed me off in this life, and then torture them to death repeatedly.

Basically, in my own personal heaven, I'd be a god, and it'd be a birdly paradise.

That's because he claimed to be a porn star when he first came here. Now he claims never to have said that. Apparently he's a cripple now. What's next Johnny? An astronaut?

It's not my fault that you're an angry homosexual who doesn't get any love from mom or dad.

He's not a cripple. I might believe him if he didn't put down "crawling" as one of his interests. :rolleyes:

I never said I was a porn star. I said I had been in a few stag reels, but never a star. I am also a private investigator.

I challenge you to find that I said I was a porno star.

Dude, that's awesome.

Johnny Wadd: Porn Star PI!

I can so totally see that airing on Fox.

:p Actually it's a short form of my real name: Waddisky.

I'm 65 and a disabled Vietnam Vet.


:p :p :p You are disabled! :p :p
P.S i dont mean that :D i just can not stand this guy and he really does deserve this.

So mr wadd.when you were being napalmed or shouting "look mama im'e john wayne" while you were gunning down cnildren, did you expect to end your life like this? A sad old man trying to annoy the people who you apparantly fought communism to save?..or is that it? does the world owe you something because you are disabled?.
tell me johny! i am interested. i got a physcology assignment coming up and you would make a brilliant case study :D

I challenge you to find that I said I was a porno star.
Lucky for you Search only shows the most recent 100 posts.

Lucky for you Search only shows the most recent 100 posts.
I was actually talking about a Google search...

my paradise wuold be: a nice comfortable place to stay ,lots of plants (marijuana ones mostly) black metal where ever you go lool

no weapons of any kind would exist they would not be necessary

:p


:p :p :p You are disabled! :p :p
P.S i dont mean that :D i just can not stand this guy and he really does deserve this.

So mr wadd.when you were being napalmed or shouting "look mama im'e john wayne" while you were gunning down cnildren, did you expect to end your life like this? A sad old man trying to annoy the people who you apparantly fought communism to save?..or is that it? does the world owe you something because you are disabled?.
tell me johny! i am interested. i got a physcologie assignment coming up and you would make a brilliant case study :D

Another great product of public education!^^^

Well, for your "physcologie" case study, why not study yourself, you Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.

No, I'm not bitter, but just love NS. It passes the time between cases and PT. I didn't fight for your freedom. I fought to kill those "people".

Lucky for you Search only shows the most recent 100 posts.


So lucky. But you can't prove it so I win.

I was actually talking about a Google search...
And I was talking about finding his early posts where he said he was a porn star. I could use Google for that, but I'd take too much time.

Another great product of public education!^^^

Well, for your "physcologie" case study, why not study yourself, you Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.

No, I'm not bitter, but just love NS. It passes the time between cases and PT. I didn't fight for your freedom. I fought to kill those "people".

:D He's a gramma Nazi to :D :D
Whats your next case iron sides?
Oh and please tell me whare did you get your racist veiws from?
This is fun :D
Do you have children?
What was your first interaction with a non white american person?
whare did you go to school?
what was your fathers job?
By people do you mean innocent non-communist vietcong locals, women and children perhaps?

My hijack sense is tingling.

Another great product of public education!^^^

Well, for your "physcologie" case study, why not study yourself, you Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.

No, I'm not bitter, but just love NS. It passes the time between cases and PT. I didn't fight for your freedom. I fought to kill those "people".

You are 65 and you love NS?
:D Amazing veteran scheme we got going :D

Think that dude from Platoon. You know with the fucked up face!. Now think of our freind johnny Wadd :D :D .
Or perhaps hes the guy from Apocolypse now, the dude who sat on the side of the chopper as the napalm came down..could be

Ties that always tie straight, sweaters with just the right size of "V" that never pill, a large house in a quiet, well established neighbourhood on one side, pristine wilderness fairly close, an awesome old-school muscle car, a fountain of infinite pizza, a well-stocked buffet, a massive library, an excellent double bass, a velodrone and amazing bike, good friends, sweet ladies, good times, math would be understandable, and all in one sentence. :D

For me, paradise is where I get to spend my life with the deepest love of my heart, my Savior. It is where I know complete and perfect self-control. It is where I live in benevolent harmony with all of creation developing eternal relationships, seeing my father again and explaining to him every thing he's missed in my and my sibs life's, learning ever more about the nature of love, creation and the infinite... never board, always growing, becoming more and more fully that which I was created to be, explorying the universe and worshiping my God/Heavenly Father and my Savior who gave Himself in my place, because He wanted me to be with Him in His place.