Total ban on sex
Al-Kazahn
29-04-2005, 04:11
In order to keep people safe from we must have a TOTAL ban on sex. Heres why:
PRO: It makes you feel really good.
CON: Every year people are raped and harassed about sex. It brings bad ideas into childrens heads and carries with it such ideas as sadism, masochism, and reality television. Time consuming.
For the sake of humanity, stop the madness.
Common Europe
29-04-2005, 04:13
ROFLMFAO YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!!!
You're so niave and realize nothing about sex if you think it's just something to make you feel really good.
For starts, without it, there would be no people left.
Sex is best when had when in love, which is why the bible says no sex before marriage. It's something precious and it isn't a game.
Besides, I'd like for you to tell me how you're going to stop people from reproducing or having it.
I'm sorry, but this thread's hillarious
:D
Thanks Al-Kazahn, I needed that!
Common Europe
29-04-2005, 04:15
I think anyone who sees nothing but the dirty points in sex has a dirty mind anyways.
I know Mt-Tau, the guys got some great jokes.
Turkishsquirrel
29-04-2005, 04:16
You can't ban sex. Here's why. Pro: Keeps the human race alive and goin. How do you think you were created? Your parents got together at night, and decided to have a kid. Banning sex is a really stupid idea. It wouldn't stop rapes at all. It would just put one more thing on the list of reasons they were put into jail.
Eutrusca
29-04-2005, 04:17
I think anyone who sees nothing but the dirty points in sex has a dirty mind anyways.
I know Mt-Tau, the guys got some great jokes.
You're not going to take away my dirty mind, are you? :eek:
Al-Kazahn
29-04-2005, 04:17
But it could save so many lives.
Bogstonia
29-04-2005, 04:22
You're right! I've seen the light now!
I'm going to put my pants back on and start typing with both hands!
Wow, that's so much more efficient but ti just doesn't have the same thrill :(
Ecopoeia
29-04-2005, 04:23
I do believe someone actually took this seriously... Eek.
Norkshwaneesvik
29-04-2005, 04:24
Wow, I thought I had seen all the ignorance the world had to offer. BOY was I wrong! Thanks for clearing that up, Al-Kazahn ! ;)
Arsiakis
29-04-2005, 04:25
I wouldn't worry too much about it..... the most effective sex preventative is getting married and having a couple of childred. (Trust me: I speak from experience here! :p
Secluded Islands
29-04-2005, 04:26
*opens black market sex*
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 04:27
You can't ban sex. Here's why. Pro: Keeps the human race alive and goin. How do you think you were created? Your parents got together at night, and decided to have a kid. Banning sex is a really stupid idea. It wouldn't stop rapes at all. It would just put one more thing on the list of reasons they were put into jail.
You can't honestly believe he/she was being serious, can you? It's a satire of this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=415560) thread.
At least I hope it is.
Aquinion
29-04-2005, 04:28
That is exactly the problem in this world. Too many people are having sex all willy-nilly, and generally just screwing everything. It must end!
Seriously, if you haven't tried having sex all willy-nilly, I highly reccomend it. :D
New Genoa
29-04-2005, 04:28
Con: a chick could have a yeast infection.
Pro: a chick could have a yeast infection (for fetishists only)
Common Europe
29-04-2005, 04:28
But it could save so many lives. )
I know you aren't as niave about sexy as to put that. Sex gives life. Besides, if you put them in jail, there'll be even more rapes because do I need to explain to you what happens in jail so guys or girls can get sex? I'll put it this way, they're really really really desperate......
Al-Kazahn
29-04-2005, 04:30
I know you aren't as niave about sexy as to put that. Sex gives life. Besides, if you put them in jail, there'll be even more rapes because do I need to explain to you what happens in jail so guys or girls can get sex? I'll put it this way, they're really really really desperate......
That just serves as a deturrent (sp?).
Deviltrainee
29-04-2005, 04:35
think about being a cop who would have to go and enforce the ban
Spare-Oom
29-04-2005, 04:35
I'd jst like to say that, as a nomadic people group, we cannot afford to have sex banned. It would mean extinction for our entire society. We hartily encourage sex among our peoples.
Sdaeriji
29-04-2005, 04:36
think about being a cop who would have to go and enforce the ban
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.
The Most Evil Evilness
29-04-2005, 04:36
This thread... makes me roll... oh my GOD!
Dude, 'Go forth and multiply' is in the Bible, for Pete's sake. This is really, really funny.
Ice Hockey Players
29-04-2005, 04:38
In order to keep people safe from we must have a TOTAL ban on sex. Heres why:
PRO: It makes you feel really good.
CON: Every year people are raped and harassed about sex. It brings bad ideas into childrens heads and carries with it such ideas as sadism, masochism, and reality television. Time consuming.
For the sake of humanity, stop the madness.
Is that you, New Anthrus?
Seriously, though, a ban on sex is far too impractical to enforce. If a ban on abortion is horribly impractical, and we all know how hard the ban on hard drugs is to enforce, imagine how hard this would be to enforce. Give the police a break and send them to stop real crime, not bullshit like this.
Unfit People
29-04-2005, 04:38
If you are serious about this thread, then I hope you die a slow and painful death because of your ignorance.
Common Europe
29-04-2005, 04:43
I'd jst like to say that, as a nomadic people group, we cannot afford to have sex banned. It would mean extinction for our entire society. We hartily encourage sex among our peoples.
Just so you know, this board is for NON-RP or anything like that ;)
Seriously though, putting tons of guys in a jail for having sex is a gay jailors fantasy right there. Lord knows what those desperate guys will do.
Sex is only as bad as people make it to be. The world isn't perfect and you can't change that by banning sex because it'll back fire you on. Bottom line, you're niave.
The sad thing is, I thought this thread was a joke thread at the begining, but he really does blieve what hes saying.
Al-Kazahn, I think you probably should've put up a disclaimer... people are thinking you're serious! XD! I love it, though. It gave me a good laugh.
ROFLMFAO YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!!!
You're so niave and realize nothing about sex if you think it's just something to make you feel really good.
For starts, without it, there would be no people left.
Sex is best when had when in love, which is why the bible says no sex before marriage. It's something precious and it isn't a game.
Besides, I'd like for you to tell me how you're going to stop people from reproducing or having it.
I'm sorry, but this thread's hillarious
He is, dumbass. He is making fun of the "total ban on alcohol" thread.
*opens black market sex*
This is even better!
I'd jst like to say that, as a nomadic people group, we cannot afford to have sex banned. It would mean extinction for our entire society. We hartily encourage sex among our peoples.
Make sex mandatory! At least twice a week, no exceptions.
Secluded Islands
29-04-2005, 04:49
Make sex mandatory! At least twice a week, no exceptions.
or twice a day... :cool:
or twice a day... :cool:
Oh comeon, how many guys would really be able to go twice a day, every day, for too long?
Secluded Islands
29-04-2005, 04:54
Oh comeon, how many guys would really be able to go twice a day, every day, for too long?
well, i think it at least deserves a try ;)
Aquinion
29-04-2005, 04:56
Oh comeon, how many guys would really be able to go twice a day, every day, for too long?
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure that most of the male population would die trying. :D
Secluded Islands
29-04-2005, 04:58
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure that most of the male population would die trying. :D
lol, my thoughts exactly :)
Oh comeon, how many guys would really be able to go twice a day, every day, for too long?
Been holding up well, thanks for asking. ;)
Screwnicornia
29-04-2005, 05:44
In order to keep people safe from we must have a TOTAL ban on sex. Heres why:
PRO: It makes you feel really good.
CON: Every year people are raped and harassed about sex. It brings bad ideas into childrens heads and carries with it such ideas as sadism, masochism, and reality television. Time consuming.
For the sake of humanity, stop the madness.
Good luck, buddy.
By the way, if you're trying to suggest a hardcore ban on something, you probably should not give pro's.
I do agree, though, that there is a big problem with rape and sexual harassment. Something does need to be done about that, and soon. Women and children are not protected enough by laws and the government. Look at the case in Florida, a girl was raped and murdered by a registered sex offender who was recently released. Rapists and all other sex offenders should be in jail (with no chance of parole) for life if you ask me.
but....but......but..........
Fine. I'll make a deal. You can have my gutter mind and a cookie if I can keep the sex. And if you've ever seen how gutterish my mind is, then you know just how valuable that is. I'll even make it a Samoa cookie. mmmmmmm...samoas. almost as good as sex
Kervoskia
30-04-2005, 02:22
PRO: It makes you feel really good
Thats my argument for sex. :D
Neo-Anarchists
30-04-2005, 02:31
This thread brings back memories of a few months ago...
Ah, the "Ban Sex!" thread.
:p
Al-Kazahn
30-04-2005, 02:32
This thread brings back memories of a few months ago...
Ah, the "Ban Sex!" thread.
:p
Did I make a repeat thread? Oops.
Neo-Anarchists
30-04-2005, 02:33
Did I make a repeat thread? Oops.
Don't worry about it, this thread is funny.
EDIT:
That didn't make any sense, let me try again:
I think the other thread was rather old, so don't worry about it.
The World is Pending
30-04-2005, 03:00
Oh comeon, how many guys would really be able to go twice a day, every day, for too long?
Hey, if Holograms on the Holoship (Season 5 of Red Dwarf) can carry out the deed, I think we petty humans can
Robot ninja pirates
30-04-2005, 03:26
Someone took this seriously...
I weep for humanity.
Preebles
30-04-2005, 03:29
Mmm, sexxxx..... :D
Peechland
30-04-2005, 03:39
make love not spam
Dark Regonia
30-04-2005, 04:37
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CON: Every year people are raped and harassed about sex. It brings bad ideas into childrens heads and carries with it such ideas as sadism, masochism, and reality television. Time consuming.
Rape is not about sex, it is about power.
Sexual harassment, similar theme...
Sadism is more abundant in societies where sexual repression is common (see europe in the middle ages... look at the various torture techniques)
And really, kids are going to get all kinds of ideas and people will waste their time in other ways.
The Eternal Kawaii
30-04-2005, 05:30
The Eternal Kawaii declares that we are being too hasty to condemn this proposal.
The Eternal Kawaii declares that we are being too hasty to condemn this proposal.
You're just saying that because you can't get any.
WTF? By banning sex, you ELIMINATE the human race!
Aquinion
30-04-2005, 06:12
I'm surprised people are still taking this seriously.
Well, abortions would definitely go down considerably.
But...erm...
We kinda need some sort of reproduction.
Sex is a purely natural thing! How could anyone object to something that can be such a deep sharing of love and passion between two people (and also feel great...;))
Caprine States
30-04-2005, 06:44
Goats have sex! It must be right!
Hurray sex!