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Seriously though, why? WHY? Mine doesn't rhyme, I admit. It's hard to find pseudo-sexual actions that rhyme with produce that rhyme with American coins.

massage my lime for a dime?

you guys are pushing it, huh?

LIME, nice one. I was hoping towards a vine-based agricultural product, but close enough. Now then, what can you do to someone that could be considered sexual but is tame enough to be featured on a segment of Seasame street that ends in -ime?

"I think you're some sort of deviant prevert"

Oh, come on! It's all in good fun! And imagine if we come up with something that fits the scheme perfectly! It will be passed down for generations! Just like "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells!" Come on! Robin layed an egg, for Crhist's sake!

Crhist lives across the street from me. Maybe he just has a very bad throat infection. I assume that's the spelling of his name based on the way he pronounces it.

instead of produce, how about wild animals?

ride my swine for a dime?

"I think you're some sort of deviant prevert"
He is, General Ripper.

"do the lemon-lime"?

He is, General Ripper.
Yes, I know. And I won't recall the bombers or their nukes - all for the purity of our essence.
(now there's some sexual innuendo)

well i prefer my men honest (well at least to me, anyway) so how about stopping the stupid rhymes and just coming out and saying it??

and putting it on sesame street - well thats just a bit sad, don't you think? unless you want a small child to do that to you? or perhaps you are hankering after the adults looking after the children watching telly??

I prefer rhyming, it gives it a musical tone

Seriously though, why? WHY? Mine doesn't rhyme, I admit. It's hard to find pseudo-sexual actions that rhyme with produce that rhyme with American coins.

Manipulate my pickle for a Knickel?

Did I say anything at all about sexual innuendos or being able to put it on Sesame street? NO! Let me clearly lay out EVERYTHING I have thus far posted in this thread:

1. Massage my pumpkin for a dime.
2. Let's try to fit the template provided by "tickle my pickle for a nickel"
3. That scheme is [quasi-sexual verb] my [item of produce] for a [US Coin], and all three items must rhyme.
4. Lime is better than pumpkin as it rhymes with dime.
5. The sort of verb we're looking for could be used in an ENTIRELY non-sexual way, in that it could be used in Sesame Street without being offensive. JUST THE VERB, NOT THE PHRASE.

And the rest of the suggestions after that sucked and missed the idea completely. Because of this, you are all condemned to eternal hell.

The golden phrase does not have to make sense at all! Just as long as it follows #3.

Manipulate my pickle for a Knickel?

1. We're not using pickle.
2. A "Knickel" is not a coin used in the United States.
3. Manipulate does not rhyme with either pickle or knickel.

1. We're not using pickle.
2. A "Knickel" is not a coin used in the United States.
3. Manipulate does not rhyme with either pickle or knickel.

reconnoiter my goiter for a quarter.

When did goiters become a vegetable? WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE?

When did goiters become a vegetable? WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE?

She sits on my peach-pits for two-bits.

I got it!

Slime my lime for a dime.

I was going to say:

Sublime my lime for a dime

but slime works too.

Holy crap. That's perfect.


Slime my lime for a dime. You, [insert gender-neutral title of respect here], are truly amazing. Not as amazing as me, however. No one is amazing as me. Not even people named Leopold.

Holy crap. That's perfect.


Slime my lime for a dime. You, [insert gender-neutral title of respect here], are truly amazing. Not as amazing as me, however. No one is amazing as me. Not even people named Leopold.

I know someone named Zeigfried-he is amazing

Truly, he is worthy of praise. But not five eighths as worthy as me!

how about- "suck my puck for a buck" ?

Puck is not a agrarian product.

Puck is not a agrarian product.


How about "duck" then?

If you want to make the pickle one rhyme..

Tickle my Pickle for a Nickle

hmm... lessie..

Pet my henny for a penny?

Prime my slime for a dime? (yeah, I know, slime is a manmade thing)

oooh! Row my Hoe for some Dough!

"Suck for a Buck"