NationStates Jolt Archive


My plans for today:

Lunatic Goofballs
27-04-2005, 21:47
I'm taking a much needed day off today. I've been running myself ragged lately, so I'm staying home with my son and doing some much needed plotting.

It's been a long time since I've had an opportunity to plan some mischief. I've been pretty much stuck in 'spontaneous lunacy' mode for a while.

Any suggestions?
New Sancrosanctia
27-04-2005, 21:51
plastic wrap someone to a mattress.
Sdaeriji
27-04-2005, 21:52
Stage a drug bust on a friend of yours.
McLeod03
27-04-2005, 21:52
plastic wrap someone to a mattress.

Gaffer tape someone to a pallet, then suspend them upside down from a forklift.

Tape someone to some scaffolding, then leave him there for his parents to find the next morning.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-04-2005, 21:56
Gaffer tape someone to a pallet, then suspend them upside down from a forklift.

Tape someone to some scaffolding, then leave him there for his parents to find the next morning.

YAY! :D
McLeod03
27-04-2005, 21:59
The second one is a personal favourite. If possible, also tape garden ornaments into compromising positions, take pictures, and send them to a college publicity email, so everyone at your sixth form college gets them. It was more than worth the month long ban from IT use.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-04-2005, 22:02
Get some of that 'no more nails' stuff and glue a wooden chair to a parked bus.
McLeod03
27-04-2005, 22:02
Get some of that 'no more nails' stuff and glue a wooden chair to a parked bus.

Its original, that for sure.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-04-2005, 22:16
Get some of that 'no more nails' stuff and glue a wooden chair to a parked bus.

Maybe people can hitch rides on the chair. :)
The Tribes Of Longton
27-04-2005, 22:43
Maybe people can hitch rides on the chair. :)
Alternatively, glue four wooden chairs to the bus, then glue music stands to the chairs. Place a string quartet on the chairs et voila! Educate the masses in classical music :)
Kejott
27-04-2005, 22:46
cover yourself with fake blood and run outside screaming "They're coming to get us! They're all around!" and then smash pies and ham sandwiches in random people's faces as you do cartwheels.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-04-2005, 22:48
cover yourself with fake blood and run outside screaming "They're coming to get us! They're all around!" and then smash pies and ham sandwiches in random people's faces as you do cartwheels.

Reminds me of my last birthday party. :)