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BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE FOR CRIPPLES
NAME AND SHAME THE WELSH
PRIVATISE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
BOMB THE WORKING CLASS
BRING BACK THE DUCKING STOOL FOR THE IRISH

http://www.westminstervillage.co.uk/policygenerator.html

Tories suck .So does that link.

Good morning. Paxman isn′t here, is he? Good.

We are announcing a new policy on SOCIAL WORKERS .

There will be rivers of blood in the streets if we don′t get rid of them.

The News of the World reckons its time to CHOP THE KNACKERS OFF these people.

But how will we pay for it? By abolishing the European Commission.

There are plenty more policies like that if you want them. Thank you very much and goodnight.

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Moving away from the fact its about as funny as the 'How Embarrassing' thread, it's also laughably wrong, and typical left-wing propaganda from someone who's party doesn't stand a chance of election.

Moving away from the fact its about as funny as the 'How Embarrassing' thread, it's also laughably wrong, and typical left-wing propaganda from someone who's party doesn't stand a chance of election.
The Labour party doesn't stand a chance???? Wha?

But how will we pay for it? By abolishing the European Commission.

Now THAT is a good idea. :)

The Labour party doesn't stand a chance???? Wha?

Well if it was indeed written by a Labour supporter, they need to get their facts straight. Firstly, their leaders are becoming more right-wing anyway. Second, the NoTW is actually a Labour supporting newspaper. Laying into them might not be such a fantastic idea.

Come to think of it, it fits the Labour profile. Lie about your own policies, insult other politicians, and try to con the public. Just what we want from a government isn't it?

Well if it was indeed written by a Labour supporter, they need to get their facts straight. Firstly, their leaders are becoming more right-wing anyway. Second, the NoTW is actually a Labour supporting newspaper. Laying into them might not be such a fantastic idea.

Come to think of it, it fits the Labour profile. Lie about your own policies, insult other politicians, and try to con the public. Just what we want from a government isn't it?
I think that site says different things for every person who clicks on it so it is kind of hard to debate the specifics. Labour will crush the tories again, anyhow, despite Iraq.

I think that site says different things for every person who clicks on it so it is kind of hard to debate the specifics. Labour will crush the tories again, anyhow, despite Iraq.

If they do, this country will complete its eight-year long slide into chaos. But I won't care, I'll be emigrating with my family to Canada, or indeed anywhere.

I think that site says different things for every person who clicks on it so it is kind of hard to debate the specifics. Labour will crush the tories again, anyhow, despite Iraq.I'm fairly certain Tony and Cronies will win this election, but I'm not so sure that they'll have the big majority to which they are used. Not that it'll matter anyway; he'll just continuing doing what the hell he likes.

Labour's election campaign should be: 'Vote for us, we're the lesser of two evils."

Ain't democracy grand?

And I think the site's extremely funny, but I guess I'm lefty scum.

Labour's election campaign should be: 'Vote for us, we're the lesser of two evils."

But the UK has 3 evils! LDP!

BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE FOR CRIPPLES
NAME AND SHAME THE WELSH
PRIVATISE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
BOMB THE WORKING CLASS
BRING BACK THE DUCKING STOOL FOR THE IRISH

http://www.westminstervillage.co.uk/policygenerator.html

That's a fucking great plan.

But the UK has 3 evils! LDP!
Ah, but it's in the two main parties' interest to avoid acknowledging the existence of a third option.

We got rid of Tory politics here 229 years ago. :D

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-1777b.gif

If they do, this country will complete its eight-year long slide into chaos. But I won't care, I'll be emigrating with my family to Canada, or indeed anywhere.

Glad to see that it's not just an empty threat of Hollywood stars in the US. ;)

Labour's election campaign should be: 'Vote for us, we're the lesser of two evils."

Ain't democracy grand?

And I think the site's extremely funny, but I guess I'm lefty scum.
I would have said that should be the Tory slogan... ah, well! Wouldn't it be nice if there was a party that could be elected on its own merits rather than the failings of the other? Small chance of that, though.

I would have said that should be the Tory slogan... ah, well! Wouldn't it be nice if there was a party that could be elected on its own merits rather than the failings of the other? Small chance of that, though.

The People's Party of People Who Hate People's Parties' People & People.

You see them hanging round street corners. Smirking. It could only be FOREIGNERS .

What use are they to anyone?

I am not afraid to CHOP THE KNACKERS OFF these people.

But how will we pay for it? By slashing spending on Universities.

The Labour party doesn't stand a chance???? Wha?
The Labour Party is left-wing? Wha?