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who would you choose and why?

Peechland :fluffle:
Pure Metal (for herb-scavenging)
Tink (for Pure Metal ;) )

aaaaaaand.........

The Chocolate Goddess (for Peechland ;) )

who would you choose and why?
1 you, obviously, for fluffles ;) :fluffle:
2 Kanabia & LP rolled into one amorphous blob to smoke & rock out with :cool:
3 TIN for added coolness
4 Alien Born cos he's a decent dude & i enjoy debating with him

1 you, obviously, for fluffles ;) :fluffle:
2 Kanabia & LP rolled into one amorphous blob to smoke & rock out with :cool:
3 TIN for added coolness
4 Alien Born cos he's a decent dude & i enjoy debating with him
Duuuuude. Kanabia-LP hybrids rock

Just one for me, Peechland. She's my little bunny fufu from the land of snuffiluffiguss, as well as my disco boogey brownie!

Oh and I would build a ship and abduct the female NSers from the other islands.

Yo ho ho! Hargh!

Duuuuude. Kanabia-LP hybrids rock
hell yeah http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/musik/music-smiley-005.gif

Duuuuude. Kanabia-LP hybrids rock

With your hair, and my manboobs, we're unstoppable. :D

With your hair, and my manboobs, we're unstoppable. :D
I'd better get a shave then ;)

I'd better get a shave then ;)

Ah, so that's what you're gonna make that boat out of.

Ah, so that's what you're gonna make that boat out of.
Yeah. Most people will be too grossed out to board me ship :D

Tinks, Eutrusca, Peech and Eichen. If I could take anyone else, it would be New Sancrosanctia. The entire e-family!
:fluffle:!

Yeah. Most people will be too grossed out to board me ship :D

Will you have cannons? Just imagine cannonballs made out of it... :p

Will you have cannons? Just imagine cannonballs made out of it... :p
MUAHAHAHAHA! I already see the world surrender. TO ME!


and you, of course, my hybrid brother

MUAHAHAHAHA! I already see the world surrender. TO ME!


and you, of course, my hybrid brother

Indeed :D

*smothers peasant in his manboobs* SURRENDER TO ME!

good to see that everything is as it usually is; brilliantly insane. yay!

good to see that everything is as it usually is; brilliantly insane. yay!
w00t!

good to see that everything is as it usually is; brilliantly insane. yay!

Quiet fool! Surrender!!! *bares manboobs threateningly*

Quiet fool! Surrender!!! *bares manboobs threateningly*
why does that keep happening to me??..
:confused: :rolleyes: :eek:
*shuts up*
*surrenders*

why does that keep happening to me??..
:confused: :rolleyes: :eek:
*shuts up*
*surrenders*

That's right. Now go get me some beer.

Tinks, Eutrusca, Peech and Eichen. If I could take anyone else, it would be New Sancrosanctia. The entire e-family!
:fluffle:!
:fluffle: :fluffle: could you tg me that thing again? it got lost to the internet ether when ns crashed.

That's right. Now go get me some beer.
*gets himself a beer*
hey, i might have surrendered, but it's no reason for you to get lazy. :D

Tink
Aerou
LM
Monkeypimp

I'm not sure yet who i'd want to be on an island with... :p

*gets himself a beer*
hey, i might have surrendered, but it's no reason for you to get lazy. :D

Get lazy? It's not like it came along all of a sudden. I always have been. :p

1) TInk, obviously
2) IH for discussions on women, drinking, and rugby
3) Alien Born, same reason as above
4) Peechland. 'Nuff said.

I can't think of 4 people I would want to be on an island with from here with alone. They'd either be too confrontational or I'd be scared to sleep at night. I can think of a couple I would like to be alone with on an island, and two or three that I would attempt mixing, but not a total of four. No way. :eek:

Whichever four would be easiest to manipulate into doing my bidding. <Laughs maniacally.>

Get lazy? It's not like it came along all of a sudden. I always have been. :p
*thinks about researching that claim*
*is too lazy*
*passes Kanabia a beer*
to lazyness!
*tries to raise glass*
*is too lazy*
*drinks*

Sk8terIsland or whatever she calls herself now

Irian

and Quiet Knight.

*thinks about researching that claim*
*is too lazy*
*passes Kanabia a beer*
to lazyness!
*tries to raise glass*
*is too lazy*
*drinks*

Woohoo! To laziness and beer. :D

Lunatic Goofballs for sure. That way I won't have to spend much time on the island, because I don't think I would survive more than 24 hours.

Probably even less :p

Woohoo! To laziness and beer. :D
and of course.... Cannabis. :)

and of course.... Cannabis. :)

Not with beer :p

and of course.... Cannabis. :)

The holy trinity! :eek: :D



Note: Mmm, sacrilicious.

Not with beer :p
well, yeah, you step them out;
pint, spliff, pint, spliff.
some good tunes, some hoochies, and you're laughin'. :cool:

The holy trinity! :eek: :D



Note: Mmm, sacrilicious.
hmm
must remember that;
the lazy, the beer and the holy toke! :p

Lunatic Goofballs for sure. That way I won't have to spend much time on the island, because I don't think I would survive more than 24 hours.

Probably even less :p
LOL

I'm going home.
to sleep.
goodbye.

I suppose I'd want one of the gung-ho survivalist NS'er along, so they can find food and stuff.
Anyone who has done carpentry, so we could build a decent shack and hopefully a boat to get off the godforsaken place.
Lunatic Goofballs for comedy relief - those desert island nights would certainly drag otherwise.
And a very fat NS'er, just in case survivalist can't find enough food....

well, yeah, you step them out;
pint, spliff, pint, spliff.
some good tunes, some hoochies, and you're laughin'. :cool:

Yeah, until you get the dries and start drinking beer to quench them. Then you get hungry, and after all the stuff you've been drinking end up painting the walls orange.

Been there, done that, obviously :p

Yeah, until you get the dries and start drinking beer to quench them. Then you get hungry, and after all the stuff you've been drinking end up painting the walls orange.

Been there, done that, obviously :p

I told my friend he looked like a hobbit... I SWEAR he did...

It was also very amusing that he had a boat ramp and NO BOAT. Oh how we laughed...

Also never chase vodka (drunk OUT OF THE BOTTLE) with cigarettes. You will not be able to speak the next day... Even worse if you have to WORK the next day.

Also never chase vodka (drunk OUT OF THE BOTTLE) with cigarettes. You will not be able to speak the next day... Even worse if you have to WORK the next day.

Hee. Done that.

That's the next day, though. In the meantime, you will have a pretty cool singing voice. At least, it sounds cool when that drunk. :p

Hee. Done that.

That's the next day, though. In the meantime, you will have a pretty cool singing voice. At least, it sounds cool when that drunk. :p
I miss my immature, weird, drunk high school crowd! :(

1. Dakini - we all know why
2. LP - gotta have someone to jam with
3. Eutrusca - cuz I bet he's got some important skills
4. LP and Eutrusca's coin flip choice of females

LOL

That reminds me I have to choose 3 other people still.

You can be one of them. Then at least someone can actually understand the last words I'm uttering.

Myrth, hopefully godly mod powers also work on a desert island. And at least we get to see more than just his eye.

4th, I don't know.

just 4 ay?

LP .....big surprise I know.

Chocolate Goddess......again, big surprise I know.

Tribes of Longton

Mac and Kejott


I know you said 4 but its my fantasy and I can put someone in my suitcase if need be.

who would you choose and why?


With a thread like this. You know whats on every guys mind.

With a thread like this. You know whats on every guys mind.
weed apparently

I couldnt pick 4 other NS'rs at this point as I dont really know anyone in here. I would have to review pictures to make my choices. Its safe to say they'd all be females. I can hunt, fish, make fire and build shelter, so I dont need another hairy assed guy out there.

I couldnt pick 4 other NS'rs at this point as I dont really know anyone in here. I would have to review pictures to make my choices. Its safe to say they'd all be females. I can hunt, fish, make fire and build shelter, so I dont need another hairy assed guy out there.
How about a guy with a non-hairy arse?

How about a guy with a non-hairy arse?

Eez smooth like baboon.

weed apparently
I thought it was you!

Eez smooth like baboon.
You should probably get that rash looked at! :eek:

How about a guy with a non-hairy arse?


Nah-If I get to chose before we go, I wouldnt want to bring competition with me. I would want all four ladies to myself.

Eez smooth like baboon.
Hahaha, I keep hearing that in funny voices... :p

I thought it was you!
I very much doubt that

Hahaha, I keep hearing that in funny voices... :p
me too lol

Nah-If I get to chose before we go, I wouldnt want to bring competition with me. I would want all four ladies to myself.
Be sure to bring plenty of razor blades if you don't like body hair.

I very much doubt that

Nice healthy northern lass like you. Course it would be.

Hahaha, I keep hearing that in funny voices... :p
What like Cantonese or French
Oh Monsiguer oh oh oh???.......

I very much doubt that
I well just me! :fluffle:

Nice healthy northern lass like you. Course it would be.
Lol...I'm sorry, but I saw this line out of context and thought you were talking to a horse.

Lol...I'm sorry, but I saw this line out of context and thought you were talking to a horse.
well that's just charming :rolleyes:

:(

All the good people are taken.

*Makes cardboard cutouts*

There we go! Come friends! Let us declare war on France

*Cheers*

well that's just charming :rolleyes:
Hey, I said I saw it out of context. I wasn't meaning to imply that you were a horse. But nevermind, anyway. <Sits in corner and gets into fetal position.>

Hey, I said I saw it out of context. I wasn't meaning to imply that you were a horse. But nevermind, anyway. <Sits in corner and gets into fetal position.>
lol, i was joking, come back and have a fluffle :fluffle:

Hey, I said I saw it out of context. I wasn't meaning to imply that you were a horse. But nevermind, anyway. <Sits in corner and gets into fetal position.>

Abort the fetal position!

*Waits for you to move out*

Sucker!

Get him cardboard cut outs!

Lol...I'm sorry, but I saw this line out of context and thought you were talking to a horse.

I was What a ridiculous thing to say.

lol, i was joking, come back and have a fluffle :fluffle:
Okay, good. :) :fluffle:

Abort the fetal position!

*Waits for you to move out*

Sucker!

Get him cardboard cut outs!
Owww! So...many...paper...cuts.

I was What a ridiculous thing to say.
bitch

joke

i know, i don't use bitch as a serious insult lol, especially to guys :rolleyes:

you two need to stop this tomfoolery and have a bowl of Weetabix

Hey, I said I saw it out of context. I wasn't meaning to imply that you were a horse. But nevermind, anyway. <Sits in corner and gets into fetal position.>
*Poor Southern Accent(acctually could be taken as Foghorn Leghorn*
Sir i said Sir i challenge you to a Duel!

can't have Weetabix, there's no sugar :( besides everyone knows the answer to everything is a nice brew

*Poor Southern Accent(acctually could be taken as Foghorn Leghorn*
Sir i said Sir i challenge you to a Duel!
All right, all right. Choose your weapons. <Grabs chicken fryer.>

can't have Weetabix, there's no sugar :( besides everyone knows the answer to everything is a nice brew


CRIPE-when you highlight that smiley.....he looks possessed or something

All right, all right. Choose your weapons. <Grabs chicken fryer.>
Grabs Bingo board as a Shield and Feather Duster as his Weapon!

CRIPE-when you highlight that smiley.....he looks possessed or something
wow, that's quite creepy

I would want all four ladies to myself.

But then you have a new problem ... what if they don't want you .... :eek:

On a remote island:
- Peechland...hmmmm... nuff said

- LP cause he can't believe I can write those kinds of stories and i like his music...

- Jocabia... we have plans... and Peeches likes him, too...*naughty grin*

- the last place would go the the one who builds the best tribute from the following group: Choqulya (very intriguing and the kilt *swoons*), Gawdly (Say, Jim, need a workout?), Lasc (romancing the women off the trees), Tribes (maybe those languages would come in handy here...), Suklaa (can you top the guillotine?) and Neut (my own little pet vampire, héhéhéhéhé).


Now, if I had to choose only one person, there are 2 possibilities:
I would go on one island with one woman, and you know who you are my little Sweetling

... and one island with one man... and he knows who he is. *wink*

*ponders* why are most of my choices my castlemates?

On a remote island:
- Peechland...hmmmm... nuff said

- LP cause he can't believe I can write those kinds of stories and i like his music...

- Jocabia... we have plans... and Peeches likes him, too...*naughty grin*

- the last place would go the the one who builds the best tribute from the following group: Choqulya (very intriguing and the kilt *swoons*), Gawdly (Say, Jim, need a workout?), Lasc (romancing the women off the trees), Tribes (maybe those languages would come in handy here...), Suklaa (can you top the guillotine?) and Neut (my own little pet vampire, héhéhéhéhé).


Now, if I had to choose only one person, there are 2 possibilities:
I would go on one island with one woman, and you know who you are my little Sweetling

... and one island with one man... and he knows who he is. *wink*

*ponders* why are most of my choices my castlemates?

because we are all addicted to each other and cant get enough of the wholesome goodness that we provide to one another.

Signed,
Sweetling

occidio, because i would need a good laugh, and someone to set fires. something tells me she'd be good at that.
eutrusca, b/c he's my e-grandpappy and c'mon, vietnam? dude. both the stories and the survival knowledge.
lascivious max, so he could teach me how to wakeboard, after we made a crude speedboat and outbaord motor out of chewing gum, coconuts and urine.
and of course, Anorahs, who probably none of you know, since she doesn't post much at all. we've been dating in RL for well over a year now.

occidio, because i would need a good laugh, and someone to set fires. something tells me she'd be good at that.
eutrusca, b/c he's my e-grandpappy and c'mon, vietnam? dude. both the stories and the survival knowledge.
lascivious max, so he could teach me how to wakeboard, after we made a crude speedboat and outbaord motor out of chewing gum, coconuts and urine.
and of course, Anorahs, who probably none of you know, since she doesn't post much at all. we've been dating in RL for well over a year now.
:eek: you're in our e-family now?!

:eek: you're in our e-family now?!
apperantly. i still have to join the region. err, sorry. i hope i'm not stepping on toes.

apperantly. i still have to join the region. err, sorry. i hope i'm not stepping on toes.
you're not stepping on toes at all, welcome to the family, so are you my ebrother or cousin?

apperantly. i still have to join the region. err, sorry. i hope i'm not stepping on toes.


well damn....always the last to know. So are you my e-kid or Eichens? He has no kids dang it and I have two. I wonder who the father of all my e-children are? hmm.......

well damn....always the last to know. So are you my e-kid or Eichens? He has no kids dang it and I have two. I wonder who the father of all my e-children are? hmm.......
I think Gawdly is mine

you're not stepping on toes at all, welcome to the family, so are you my ebrother or cousin?
you're his e-daughter, i'm his e-grandson. i guess cousin. unless you're somehow my mother, but that would be difficult, as you're rather younger than i.
edit: peech, i have really no idea. that, i leave up to you. i could be from some whole other imaginary wing of the family, if you prefer. just an arbitrary grandson. :D

you're his e-daughter, i'm his e-grandson. i guess cousin. unless you're somehow my mother, but that would be difficult, as you're rather younger than i.


shes my e daughter and shes eutruscas e grand daughter

you're his e-daughter, i'm his e-grandson. i guess cousin. unless you're somehow my mother, but that would be difficult, as you're rather younger than i.
no, i'm his e-grandaughter, Peechy is my e-mummy and i vaguely remember having a conversation with Gawdly (i think) in which we decided he was my e daddy

its like an episode of Jerry Springer suddenly

oh, ok. got it. i was horribly confused. my lineage can be figured out in due time, i suppose.

no, i'm his e-grandaughter, Peechy is my e-mummy and i vaguely remember having a conversation with Gawdly (i think) in which we decided he was my e daddy


ok so Gawdly fathered on of my e kids......Gawdly + Peechland= Tink.....sounds about right.

Now who is Sanctas dad.....

I'd join the e-family if I could be that strange, mostly drunken uncle who never seems to wear pants or comb his hair.

I think Keruvalia should be Sancy's e daddy

I'd join the e-family if I could be that strange, mostly drunken uncle who never seems to wear pants or comb his hair.
daddy!
edit: tink, that was uncanny.

I think Keruvalia should be Sancy's e daddy


*nod*

I can so see me e-sleeping with Keru

...or the strange second cousin with illusion of grandeur about being the Goddess' gift to men... and women.

...or the strange second cousin with illusion of grandeur about being the Goddess' gift to men... and women.


Why do I foresee some kind of incestuos activity coming to a head in the future of the e-family?

Why do I foresee some kind of incestuos activity coming to a head in the future of the e-family?
LOL

Maybe I'll just stay the outsider, and part-time lover of a certain hot blond mother of... i lost count, but they're not mine!

here. i wrote this a while ago for.....some jerk, i forget who. anyway, replace napolean with keruvalia, and i think we got something.

well, as i understand it, napolean, or his nationstates embodiment, was not a flawless man. he drank, and when he drank, he gambled. and when he gambled he lost. when he lost, he drank more.
his saturday had been proceeding like, well, all of his saturdays until, finally, he stumbled, broken and broke, out of the watering hole. he made his way home, the sounds of merriment fading in the mists behind him. which is when he came upon the barn. a sickly thought made it's way across his mind, and a smile crossed chapped lips shortly thereafter.
he made his way into the barn, and promptly had his way with a sheep.
the owner of the rather taken aback ovine, awakened by her startled cries, burst into the barn with a shotgun. he took aim, and fired. but it was too late to prevent conception.
several months later, the sheeps gestation period drew to a close. she birthed napoleon's son into a pile of hay. she died in the process. the farmer, awakened once more, investigated his barn. he found his favorite sheep dead, and sitting in the hay next to her was a hairy, hooved child, making gurgling noises, as he lacked the physical capacity to cry, or bleet.
the farmer beat the abomination's head in with a rock.

that is the twisted tale of napoleon's son. (read: me) we can take out the part where i die, but i think i have my lineage. just for the sake of family unity, the sheep belongs to peech. acceptable? or must i be human?

anyone...as long as they are hot attractive women :)

anyone...as long as they are hot attractive women :)
hot as in feverish? because you better watch out for that, unless you're packing penicillin.

apperantly. i still have to join the region. err, sorry. i hope i'm not stepping on toes.
there's an e-family region? is that oksana's one or am i getting confused? and, being a mere e-in-law, do i get to join?

damn, i'm full of questions today...

there's an e-family region? is that oksana's one or am i getting confused? and, being a mere e-in-law, do i get to join?

damn, i'm full of questions today...

yes you can join e-son-in-law.......i cant remember the dang password

tink-get him in

yes you can join e-son-in-law.......i cant remember the dang password

tink-get him in
i don't remember the password either, you'll have to ask Sancy

i don't remember the password either, you'll have to ask Sancy

crap its something simple......lemme check something

gah, there's no rush :)
thanks tho :fluffle:

What a coincidence, three of the four I'd choose are on this page :)

And here's number four! :p Heh. I had to do that.

And here's number four! :p Heh. I had to do that.
*eats a waffle*
I STEAL MONOTONOUS' WAFFLES FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!!!!!!!
Well done

Which is WHY I am no. 4! :p
I need my waffles. *hides in waffle fortress*

omg! awesome sig!

Hey, I just built you a temple! I see you like it. do I get a shiz-rank up?

Hey, I just built you a temple!yeah, that's why i edited :p

Me too! :p

Hey, I just built you a temple! I see you like it. do I get a shiz-rank up?
yeah, I'll change it when i get back, i have to go for a bit

My 600th post is dedicated to TInk, and also waffles, Longton, and the picture of the dogs.

ok, forget that, I'm back, and sig edited and merci beaucoup for the dedication darling :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What? I don't speak spanish. :p [/sarcasm]

¿no hables español? ¡pero es una lengua muy fantastica!

My 600th post is dedicated to TInk, and also waffles, Longton, and the picture of the dogs.
Dedication is what you need...

...if you wanna be a record breaker, ooh yeah.
THE TRIBES OF LONGTON. SPONSORED BY THE RECORD BREAKERS TEAM. WE WERE NUMBER 1!

And which picture of dogs?

The EVIL picture. I had to downsize the temple.

The EVIL picture. I had to downsize the temple.
lol, that's ok

If I have to keep downsizing it, it will be just a small worship site. Or, I could write Tink on my hand, take a photo of it, and upload it.

lol

The fattest/most pregnant ones, as they would provide the most food until a boat or plane arrived.

:p I'm horrible. I apologize.

However, if I did that, I would need to get something like "Monotonous is teh UBER-SHIZZELY-EST!!!!11shift1!!"

The fattest/most pregnant ones, as they would provide the most food until a boat or plane arrived.

:p I'm horrible. I apologize.
Don't apologise for decent logic! :p

lol, i like that

Eating the fat people? :p

no lol, you know what i meant :p

And the babies. Babies can be quite delicious when cooked with the proper spices. The placenta is rather nice when fried, as well.

That bit about the placenta is true. Go to some of the more rural parts of Italy.

no lol, you know what i meant :pSpeaking Spanish? :p

Speaking Spanish? :p
lol, are you asking for a smack upside the head?! :p

1. Dakini
2. Occidio Multus
3. Shaed
4. Eichen, because I like to share. :D

lol, are you asking for a smack upside the head?! :p
Aah! Violence! Left or right?

Aah! Violence! Left or right?
lol, i was joking and :confused: left or right what?

Drunk Commies
Sinuhue
Occidio Multus
Alien Born

Shit would get done on that island.

Me on a deserted island? Well I need no other people since I am me. I would just simply use my innate teleporting problem to teleport back to where ever.

Well maybe I should save my other personalities, they might be sane?

Someone really fat.

It'll have to be left. Do you really want it done, Tink?

It'll have to be left. Do you really want it done, Tink?
yep :p

I'll try then. The rewards must, however, be uber.

they will

It went a bit wierd. Let me try again.

http://img213.echo.cx/img213/4173/tink9kt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
And then there was Hand. IT LIVES! w00t.

haha! wow, i feel so honoured :p


what do you want in return?

I dunno. What do you think would be an uber-reward?
(should that hand replace the temple?)

I dunno. What do you think would be an uber-reward?
(should that hand replace the temple?)
well i'd do the same for you but i don't think i could fit Monotonous on my hand. I'll let you have a whole mini-paragraph saying whatever you want in my sig


no, you can't put images in sigs

well i'd do the same for you but i don't think i could fit Monotonous on my hand. I'll let you have a whole mini-paragraph saying whatever you want in my sig


no, you can't put images in sigs
Not even just the link?

As for the mini-paragraph- Monotonous hereby claims part of Tink's sig. w00t!
(or something to that effect)

Not even just the link?

As for the mini-paragraph- Monotonous hereby claims part of Tink's sig. w00t!
(or something to that effect)
I preferred the temple but meh, I shall go edit

done

So did I, but other people were like "whoa. big." Seeing as i am so considerate, i changed it to THE HAND! (of tink[well, actually me, but with tink written on it])

Yay!

Four other NS'ers, eh?

...Shit. If I make a list, somebody's gonna get pissed and shun me!

Lunatic Goofballs for sure. That way I won't have to spend much time on the island, because I don't think I would survive more than 24 hours.

Probably even less :p

But at least we'll all die amused. :)

I suppose I'd want one of the gung-ho survivalist NS'er along, so they can find food and stuff.
Anyone who has done carpentry, so we could build a decent shack and hopefully a boat to get off the godforsaken place.
Lunatic Goofballs for comedy relief - those desert island nights would certainly drag otherwise.
And a very fat NS'er, just in case survivalist can't find enough food....

Running naked through the woods, howling at the moon has taught me excellent survival skills. :)

who would you choose and why?

Carterway, because he is my OMG fiance!
The Mod Collective ;) because they are a wicked funny group of people.
The Dread Nathicana, because I love a funny conspiracy.
Teen Angst, because I don't want to be on the wrong side of her OMG magical powerz! ;)

Carterway, because he is my OMG fiance!
The Mod Collective ;) because they are a wicked funny group of people.
The Dread Nathicana, because I love a funny conspiracy.
Teen Angst, because I don't want to be on the wrong side of her OMG magical powerz! ;)
:eek: that's cheating!

Well, I think it would need to be

Tink, So Cute & Fluffly
Chocolate Goddess, Because I Looove the chocolate goodness
Peechland, when I feel a bit fruity, ah the soft skin of peech
Legless Pirates, to build the ships and raid other islands for drink etc.

:D
I be happy. Not so sure about them though



Edit; another thread killed by my posting on it. *sniff*