NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10801780043961376472


Edward England
You are 55 %Treasurer, have 66% Seafairability, crave 40% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting!
Edward, you are the sweetie pie of Scalleywags. Originally a captive on a pirate ship, the crew liked and respected you so much they made you a captain! You plundered the Indian Ocean beautifully. You plundered Indian womens honor beautifully, and you sailed like a pro. Your downfall is in your good and kind nature. Being a pirate is a dirty ugly business, and sometimes you must torture and slay your captives. At least for no other reason than to stop people calling you a wussy pantaloons. Maybe if you had slayed that merchant captive he wouldn't have come back and beat the scurvy out of you!

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/154/338/1553389708684532038/mt1114139589.jpg

Hey nice spotting Scallywag!
I saw that one to!
Ill find my fav and post that! ;)

Hey nice spotting Scallywag!
I saw that one to!
Ill find my fav and post that! ;)
That's Captain Sweetie Pie Scalleywag to you :p

Edward England
You are 51 %Treasurer, have 60% Seafairability, crave 36% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting!

I guess I'm nice too. :p

Christopher Condent
You are 42 %Treasurer, have 66% Seafairability, crave 45% Bloodlusting, and lust 56% in Wenchwanting!
Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!


LOL!!! that's too rich...

Edward Low
You are 38 %Treasurer, have 48% Seafairability, crave 70% Bloodlusting, and lust 42% in Wenchwanting!
Gees Edward, you sick bastard! All you seem to care about is torturing captives. If you were tried today they would deam you a psychopathic killer! I know you get a warm gushy feeling from slicing the head off a Royal Navy Captain (and not just from the blood spilling over your shoes), but to be a true pirate you need to lust after treasure and women, and at least be a pretty competant sailor! Making prisoners eat their own flesh before you kill them might give you a thrill, but what's all that without a ship and lot's of booty (of the gold and female persuasion)?

LONG BEN!
You are 57 %Treasurer, have 68% Seafairability, crave 54% Bloodlusting, and lust 50% in Wenchwanting!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times!

mt1114139646.jpg
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on Treasurer

You scored higher than 70% on Seafairability

You scored higher than 81% on Bloodlusting

You scored higher than 73% on Wenchwanting

ALSO I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE FOR THE WOMEN ERR..... WENCHS! or HORKJES(or however its spelt in Dutch!) :p

Walter Kennedy
You are 30 %Treasurer, have 48% Seafairability, crave 35% Bloodlusting, and lust 38% in Wenchwanting!
As far as pirating goes, you pretty much suck. After being a first mate to the infamous Blackbeard, I thought you would have learned a trick or two, but you can't rape, pillage, bludgeon, or sail to save your life! Literally! You get hanged only a measely six months after going out into business on your own. I am ashamed you even graced your presence at this quiz, you non-piratey scurvy ridden excuse for a man! LANDLUBBER!!!

*cries*

or HORKJES(or however its spelt in Dutch!) :p
Hoeren.

But I don't mind that you're gay :p

Hoeren.

But I don't mind that you're gay :p
Nope not that one!
Yes i am a very gay Pirate but eh!

Nope not that one!
Yes i am a very gay Pirate but eh!
Well I don't know any other names for it that resembles "Horkjes" :(

Stede Bonnet
You are 51 %Treasurer, have 48% Seafairability, crave 38% Bloodlusting, and lust 32% in Wenchwanting!
Okay, so you're good with treasure, but that's not really enough to call yourself a pirate. You commandeer a ship, not buy one. You force your crew to sign a pledge of allegance, you don't pay them off. Just because you're a rich plantation owner having a mid-life crisis, doesn't mean you can suddenly go rogue pirate and expect people to take you seriously. Being a pirate is about being a smelly, nasty, evil, bloodthirsty, horny bastard. You just don't make the grade. You're the equivilant of a Pirate Nerd!

William Dampier
You are 51 %Treasurer, have 62% Seafairability, crave 36% Bloodlusting, and lust 50% in Wenchwanting!

Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!

Arghhh, this suits me!

Christopher Condent

You are 46 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 28% Bloodlusting, and lust 56% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!

Christopher Condent
You are 34 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 40% Bloodlusting, and lust 66% in Wenchwanting!
Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 0% on Treasurer
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 8% on Seafairability
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 0% on Bloodlusting
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 91% on Wenchwanting


OK I'm a bit single minded at the moment.

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 0% on Treasurer
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 8% on Seafairability
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 0% on Bloodlusting
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 91% on Wenchwanting


OK I'm a bit single minded at the moment.
You don't say?

You are 71 %Treasurer, have 51% Seafairability, crave 36% Bloodlusting, and lust 34% in Wenchwanting!

Hey hey! I'm a rich pirate!

I'm Stede Bonnet *cries* I'm not good enough to be a pirate. :(

I'm Stede Bonnet *cries* I'm not good enough to be a pirate. :(
You can be my first mate ;) :fluffle:

William Dampier
You are 61 %Treasurer, have 66% Seafairability, crave 43% Bloodlusting, and lust 44% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!


This is so me, yeah

You can be my first mate ;) :fluffle:

I like that. ;) :fluffle:

I like that. ;) :fluffle:
*pillages the Commonwealth of Oksana*

LONG BEN!
You are 65 %Treasurer, have 64% Seafairability, crave 59% Bloodlusting, and lust 38% in Wenchwanting!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times!

hmm i guess this means I'm supposedly gay? :eek: :eek: :eek:

*pillages the Commonwealth of Oksana*
:mad: :sniper:

:mad: :sniper:
But it's such a rich and enchanting...... land :(

But it's such a rich and enchanting...... land :(

You can come but don't pillage it!

William Dampier
You are 59 %Treasurer, have 71% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 30% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!

You can come but don't pillage it!
I'm thinking very very naughty stuff now. :eek:

I'm thinking very very naughty stuff now. :eek:
Hmm.... :eek:

Hmm.... :eek:

I'm always thinking naughty stuff. ;)

I'm Stede Bonnet *cries* I'm not good enough to be a pirate. :(
Id offer you my mateship but apparently my bow is astern. :( :confused:

William Dampier
You are 55 %Treasurer, have 64% Seafairability, crave 38% Bloodlusting, and lust 36% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!

Well, that sounds like it'd fit me to a 'T'. Maybe a bit more wenching though.

Id offer you my mateship but apparently my bow is astern. :( :confused:

close your eyes it will all be ok...... ;)

I'm always thinking naughty stuff. ;)
me too, but not always very very naughty stuff. Know what I mean

arrrgggggghh I be Long Ben the most idolised pirate ever!

Go me!

Richard Worley
You are 46 %Treasurer, have 64% Seafairability, crave 42% Bloodlusting, and lust 38% in Wenchwanting!
Captain Worley, it's very impressive that a simple cabin boy could move up in the ranks to commandeer two new ships and a crew of 25, but even so, you never ransacked one treasure hold, you never pillaged a village, and you never visited the wenches (I'll forget about those rumours of your relationship with your first mate...). And while you went down fighting, you lost. Your skills as a true blue pirate are seriously lacking, and while you are a compitant sailor and captain, you never really inspired the fear, greediness, and sexual arousement that most pirates do. Maybe cruise ship captain is more up your street...


this is so inaccurate :rolleyes:

this is so inaccurate :rolleyes:

you can always instill fear in me peech ... ;)

me too, but not always very very naughty stuff. Know what I mean

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink. Know what I mean? Eh, Your a man of the world Eh, Eh.


Just think of Tink or Chocolate Goddess or one of the other ladies on here :)

William Dampier
You are 75 %Treasurer, have 53% Seafairability, crave 35% Bloodlusting, and lust 46% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!

ARGGGGHHHH!

Christopher Condent
You are 42 %Treasurer, have 66% Seafairability, crave 33% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting!
Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink. Know what I mean? Eh, Your a man of the world Eh, Eh.


Just think of Tink or Chocolate Goddess or one of the other ladies on here :)
Or of your mom :p

arrrrgghhh who ya gotta pillage to get a good brew round here

Or of your mom :p
shes 73 :eek:

Whatever pushes your boat out.
:D

I was the gay pirate, Long Ben.

What?

LONG BEN!
You are 59 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 59% Bloodlusting, and lust 44% in Wenchwanting!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times!

William Dampier
You are 61 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 28% Bloodlusting, and lust 38% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 62% on Treasurer

You scored higher than 29% on Seafairability

You scored higher than 12% on Bloodlusting

You scored higher than 26% on Wenchwanting


seems to fit.

Heh I did this one hours ago...

LONG BEN!
You are 53 %Treasurer, have 84% Seafairability, crave 59% Bloodlusting, and lust 30% in Wenchwanting!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times!

Arr, what does a gel do with a wench? A fine strapping mate, does me fine. Now set the staysls, rig the grating to let some of my goddamn swabs feel the dance of the cat and I'll splice the mainbrace if we're bluewater sailing by 8 bells!

William Dampier
You are 67 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 35% Bloodlusting, and lust 44% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!