NationStates Jolt Archive

and other scare tactics!

::Collapses, dead::

Air is a toxic gas. Anyone who breathes it, dies. *nod*

The True Killer (http://www.dhmo.org/)

Masturbation will result in blindness...

cruise control is like autopilot :D

The True Killer (http://www.dhmo.org/)
Did you know that most of the world's drinking water is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, sometimes with a concentration fo more than 5%?

Firestone tires are the best and safest brand money can buy. :D

Radioactive ways are a result of cancer as are X-rays. They can lead to death, but the probability is slim.

And masturbation does not make you blind

Did you know that most of the world's drinking water is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, sometimes with a concentration fo more than 5%?The NZ Green Party is already working on getting Dihydrogen Monoxide banned in New Zealand (http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0110/S00440.htm), leading the way with our clean, green image.

The NZ Green Party is already working on getting Dihydrogen Monoxide banned in New Zealand (http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0110/S00440.htm), leading the way with our clean, green image.
*laughs*

Did you know that most of the world's drinking water is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, sometimes with a concentration fo more than 5%?
Not dihydrogen monoxide! :eek:

cell phones make you a bad driver. Especially if you're one of those soccer moms with the troops in the back seat(s) and a phone glued importantly to your cheek like you're the fucking president on the war phone. One hand wrapped claw-like on the steering wheel while you wave through traffic, surviving only on the fact that other drivers are quick and alert enough to avoid your drunken stumbling. God damn, I hate you.

Masturbation will result in blindness...
i cant read this does anyone have any braile

Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.



















Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.



















Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.

















Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.


















Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.

















Masturbating too much affects your short-term memory.
:D

No, they don't give you cancer. but they obviously lower your intelligence.

i mean, look around us...

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what?

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i very nearly laughed at that

Did you know that most of the world's drinking water is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, sometimes with a concentration of more than 5%?

Not only that, but dihydrogen monoxide is the main component in acid rain!

Nobody really knows...but consider, using a cellphone is like putting a small microwave next to your head. Which is why I avoid it when I can...

There is no evidence for it. Just another silly myth with no substance, designed to scare us into fearing technology...

In Sovjet Russia cancer gives you cellphones

In Sovjet Russia cancer gives you cellphoneshttp://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/laugh.gif

meh...everything gives you cancer these days, youre going to die anyway from something

Untrue. Though if you are talking loudly and obnoxiously on one in a theater, restaurant or museum, someone may implant it for you in your ear, mouth, or bottom.

Nobody really knows...but consider, using a cellphone is like putting a small microwave next to your head. Which is why I avoid it when I can...

Maybe you should stay away from airports. Any one of the radars at an airport puts out a lot more power than any cellphone, even if you're a mile away from the radar.

Everything gives you cancer or something equally doomful now. And I mean everything, too much coffe, too much fizzy drinks.