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You are having a brain transpant...

South Osettia
25-04-2005, 19:39
You spotted an advert in the newspaper yesterday: 'Meet a celebrity of your choice!'. Or at least, that's what you thought it said. In actual fact it read 'Free brain transplants!' (how could you get that so wrong?). You go to the given address, and are asked for the name of the person you want to swap brains with. Your thoughts are something along the lines of 'What the hell - it's free!', and so you choose the person you want to swap brains with. The question is, who do you choose and why?

EDIT: Yes, I know - it's spelt wrong.
Eh-oh
25-04-2005, 19:44
my favourite organ is skin
Eh-oh
25-04-2005, 19:47
i might choose julia stiles. i think she's really pretty
Zotona
25-04-2005, 19:49
Britney Spears... no, hear me out! :p I could change her message from, "Sex sells!" to "Femipower!" And she'd switch to rock. Oh, yeah, KICK ASS! :D
Eh-oh
25-04-2005, 20:02
I could change her message from, "Sex sells!" to "Femipower!"

you want to change her into a spice girl? :confused:
Sith Dark Lords
25-04-2005, 20:13
Are you swapping out your brain with someone else? Wouldn't that put you in someone elses body? I don't get it.

Is it who's brain would I like? Is the brain still naturally attached to their body?

Can I just have Jennifer Love Hewitt?
South Osettia
25-04-2005, 20:56
Are you swapping out your brain with someone else? Wouldn't that put you in someone elses body? I don't get it.

Is it who's brain would I like? Is the brain still naturally attached to their body?

Can I just have Jennifer Love Hewitt?

The process is:

Step 1: Cut out 'celebrity' brain.
Step 2: Cut out patient brain.
Step 3: Throw patient brain in bin.
Step 4: Attach 'celebrity' brain to patient's CNS.

Does this clear it up? :D
Cogitation
25-04-2005, 21:02
The process is:

Step 1: Cut out 'celebrity' brain.
Step 2: Cut out patient brain.
Step 3: Throw patient brain in bin.
Step 4: Attach 'celebrity' brain to patient's CNS.

Does this clear it up? :D
Okay, this means that the celebrity gets a body transplant and you die.

"Think about it for a moment." :p

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Ashmoria
25-04-2005, 21:28
you mean whose personality do i like enough to have it in my body? no ones. selfish self aggrandizing bitches.

whose body would i like MY brain stuck into so i can get rid of this almost-48-year-old abused sack of flesh? i dunno. most actresses are way too skinny, famous athletes have already abused their bodies, cant i just pick some nice looking 30ish woman off the street and steal her body?
Chicken pi
25-04-2005, 21:33
The process is:

Step 1: Cut out 'celebrity' brain.
Step 2: Cut out patient brain.
Step 3: Throw patient brain in bin.
Step 4: Attach 'celebrity' brain to patient's CNS.

Does this clear it up? :D

I'd rather stop at step 1. That's what I usually do, anyway.
The Winter Alliance
25-04-2005, 21:52
I'd rather stop at step 1. That's what I usually do, anyway.

Why go for the brain, there are for more iinteresting things to cut out of a celebrity.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-04-2005, 21:56
Why go for the brain, there are for more iinteresting things to cut out of a celebrity.
Yeah. I keep collections of toenail clippings. Rutger Hauer has a terrible fungal infection... [/scary stalker type]
Pure Metal
26-04-2005, 00:01
The question is, who do you choose and why?

EDIT: Yes, I know - it's spelt wrong.
mohandas gandhi - he was smart & a visionary

2nd choice: bill gates. if his brain made him rich once, it can do it again for me! :D
Dempublicents1
26-04-2005, 00:09
mohandas gandhi - he was smart & a visionary

2nd choice: bill gates. if his brain made him rich once, it can do it again for me! :D

...Except what would really happen is that he would get rich in your old body and you would just squander away his millions. =)
Lunatic Goofballs
26-04-2005, 00:12
I like my brain. It hasn't steered me wrong yet. ... Well, actually, it has. But I've enjoyed the scenery. :D

However, while we're doing organ transplants, could I get a larger penis! Or at least smaller testicles? Because right now, my genitals look like a hermit crab living in a footlocker. :D


P.S. Yes, I know what kind of imagery that generates. Just chalk it up to another wrong turn by my brain. :D