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Yes, look at me! I am worth staring at! You are all riveted! You can not look away! Fascination abounds!

Sweet Jesus, I really did think my 10,000 post would be a little bit more......well, the word 'good' comes to mind. Oh, well, I've certainly had worse posts. I think my single picture of The Fonz might have taken that particular cake, that got me three threads locked and a Mod warning; and it was even a good picture! See!

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/fonz.jpg

Can you think of a better Fonz picture? Well, maybe this one:

http://www.avocare.net/archives/fonz.jpg

Anyway, this is my 10,000'th post and I feel pretty darn good about it. I feel a nice sense of accomplishment at having made it this far. In my time here I've seen some Flamers, some Spammers, and some.....I've also seen some.....uh......also......well.....in addition to that I've seen.....did I mention Spammers yet? I did? Damn. Well, they're so plentiful they should count twice, right? Oh, come on! I'm grasping at straws here, cut me some slack! Bastard.

So, 10,000 posts. Yeah. Woo hoo. Man, I am really out of things to talk about. You guys seen Kung Fu Hustle? Man, now that was a great movie. We're talking a combination between Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and old Bugs Bunny cartoons. I'm serious, too. In addition to the flying martial arts and climactic Good vs. Evil battle we also have people running in place for five minutes before they suddenly move at 50 mph and their legs go around in circles. Good stuff. Speaking of Kung Fu Hustle, there's something I've been wondering. The main villains in Hustle is the Axe Gang, and in the Jackie Chan movie The Legend of Drunken Master there is another gang, also named the Axe Gang. Is this merely a coincidence, or a purposeful homage to Drunken Master, or was the Axe Gang a real gang in 1930's China?

Well, aint this a real high-quality post. The Fonz and Kung Fu. I might be up for a Pulitzer. Please, somebody help me salvage this in some way! I mean seriously, this is my 10,000 post and I'm talking about The Fonz for Christs sake! Me! I'm supposed to be the good writer, the man with the Uber-long RP posts who gets A's in advanced English classes without even showing up! Everybody else is supposed to be one who bombs horribly, not me! I swear, this has never happened to me before! I'm sure if we just give it some time it will get better. I promise!

Okay, maybe not. Well, since I really don't see any hope for this post (My fantastic 10,000 post) I leave you with a few words of wisdom.

"Life is like a roller coaster; it has its ups and downs, but if you just sit back and relax you get one heck of a ride." - Me (Seriously)

"Fill what's empty, empty what's filled, and scratch where it itches." (Boy, it would be great to be able to claim this one for myself)

"Cheese!" - Rufus the Naked Mole Rat

ROCK ON!

Holy shit, 54 views and I still get the first reply.





Yet I can't think of anything to say.





hurrah Klonor!!

:rolleyes: don't you know you're supposed to dedicate these things to me?

*applause*

Such a moving post, brings a tear to my eye to think there are such dedicated spammers out there.

Klonor, I present you with a Bolol Nuclear Cookie...yes you should be honored.

/me is trying to decide between letting this stay open as a work of humor or locking it as postcount celebration spam.

Until I get a second opinion from another Mod, you get the benefit of the doubt.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

*dances...... in a non-spammy way ;) *

*dances...... in a non-spammy way ;) *
how exactly does spam dance?

how exactly does spam dance?
like jelly :rolleyes:


its messy...

like jelly :rolleyes:


its messy...
i feel stupid for even asking now

Try and get four or five of your posts deleted, so you can do this again after a brief opinion poll. Practice makes perfect, and selling to the crowd makes up for imperfection.

i feel stupid for even asking now
http://madhava.com/photo/halloween97/s-spam.JPG

look at the spam go!!

/me is trying to decide between letting this stay open as a work of humor or locking it as postcount celebration spam.

Until I get a second opinion from another Mod, you get the benefit of the doubt.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

It really was meant to be more funny than a celebreation of my post-count, I've been here for so long that I've come to know that many really good posters (Both here and the RP sections) have tiny post counts. Besides, we all know how great I am anyway. Don't we? Please? I have to be at least a little great, right? Fine, be that way!

It really was meant to be more funny than a celebreation of my post-count, I've been here for so long that I've come to know that many really good posters (Both here and the RP sections) have tiny post counts. Besides, we all know how great I am anyway. Don't we? Please? I have to be at least a little great, right? Fine, be that way!

lol. :) Keep trying, you'll the hang of it someday!

:p

j/k. Hey, I'm kidding. Don't take me seriously. Congrats on the post count.

:rolleyes: don't you know you're supposed to dedicate these things to me?
Like hell. You KNOW he's supposed to dedicate these things to me. That's what I pay him for.
...
Whoops, said too much. >_>

Bull poopy, nobody pays me enough to do anything besides avoid condemning you to the black abyss and you should be glad to get even that much!

Like hell. You KNOW he's supposed to dedicate these things to me. That's what I pay him for.
...
Whoops, said too much. >_>
nonsense, everyone knows that in General all major milestones are to be dedicated to me, it's an unwritten law

I defy thee, and I defy thy laws!

I defy thee, and I defy thy laws!
well you suck

How dare thee? I have brought thee The Fonz picture, thou should be bowing at my feet! Bow I say!

How dare thee? I have brought thee The Fonz picture, thou should be bowing at my feet! Bow I say!
*sighs and shakes head* you've got all mixed up now, you are supposed to bow at my feet

I refuse! I protest! I dance shamefully! For I am God on Earth and you shall bow to my whims!

http://www.earth-history.com/_images/GOD.jpg

Oogie boogie!

*laughs* pathetic

meanie

wow, that was harsh :(


I'm not a meanie

You are so a meanie!

:( no i'm not, I'm really nice, honestly........... *cries*

Meanie! Meanie! Meanie! Meanie! Meanie!

*curls up in a corner sucking thumb and crying*

Darn it, now you have me feeling all guilty. Fine, you're not a meanie.

yays :fluffle:

Edit: Darnit, too late

Yes, to late! MWUAHAHAHAH! http://www.esusalliance.co.uk/forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

Welcome to the club, number 15.

There's a club? Do we have jackets?

So, no jackets?

"Cheese" - Rufus the Naked Mole Rat
*insert witty remark about allusions to Kim Possible*

Hey, it's a show that has a Naked Mole Rat and a Scottish golfer, I'm suprised it hasn't won an Emmy yet.

I'm almost halfway to the club. I'll see you all there in April 2007. Before then though I'll hit the club I just made up, the '5000/2 year club' because the only geeky thing I have going for me is that I've been here too fuckin long.

So, no jackets?

It's in the mail. We figured you were a Large.

Wow, I guess the internet is surprisingly slimming.

I'm almost halfway to the club. I'll see you all there in April 2007.

Well big-M, I think you missed your own deadline. A pity, too, cause we've had such a long buildup. Tsk tsk. Still, at least you're more than half way there.

Now, I wouldn't be surprised if this thread were locked in the next five minutes, it is two years and a day old, afterall, but I feel that we need to honor such a bold prediction (And its lackluster conclusion). Afterall, it was a fortuitous coincidence that brougt this thread back to my attention a few days ago, and I don't believe in meaningless coincidence. It's a sign, and we'd better heed. Heed I say!

Wow....the icredibility of the thread title astounds me. So simple yet so attractive! And congrats.

You gravedug a 2 year old thread?

Two years and a day (I'm nothing if not a stickler for accuracy), but Monkeypimp said we'd meet up again and I always keep my apointments.

Two years and a day (I'm nothing if not a stickler for accuracy), but Monkeypimp said we'd meet up again and I always keep my apointments.

Punctuality is important.

I'm sorry sir, without the proper permits I can't let you continue excavating these ancient artifacts.