NationStates Jolt Archive


Armed with only the Bible(s), or: My blasphemy for the week

Anikian
25-04-2005, 05:18
For those of you who don't know (which, I wager, is almost all of you), the FIRST (For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology, or something like that) Robotics National tournament was held this weekend, with pits opening on Thursday, rounds starting Friday, and the last rounds plus National Finals held Saturday. I'm part of Team 1072 (27th seed :( , Curie division, first year at Nationals), and we were staying at a hotel about a half-mile from the competition. Wednesday night, as we were settling into the room, my roomate attacks me with a pillow. Do I respond in kind? No! I pull out the Gideon bible conveniently left in our room and whack him with it. But it doesn't end there; apparently, the book of Mormon was left in the room too. So, armed with the holy books, I bludgeon him into submission, as he vainly attempts to buffet me with his pillow. We couldn't stop laughing afterwards.

Is this enough? No. On Thursday, when our team was basically told to work out our own dinner arangements but always travel in groups and make sure the coach knows where you are going, plus a curfew, two of the girls come by our room as we plan where we are headed. We can't decide, and then my roomate once more assaults me with a pillow - and, once more, I engage with my holy might, 'smiting' him down. The looks on the girls' faces at our sheer stupidity were priceless :D
Kelleda
25-04-2005, 05:20
Wow. Talk about striking with the Love of Jesus.
Robbopolis
25-04-2005, 05:21
Hmmm......he got hit upside the head with the Word of God.
Anikian
25-04-2005, 05:24
He's an atheist and I'm agnostic, so it was hilarious to both of us. When we started reading them at random pages... the OT has the WEIRDEST names I have ever seen. And yet you white people can't pronounce the relatively simple Asian and Indian names decently! XD
Greedy Pig
25-04-2005, 05:44
Awesome. Did they die?
Anikian
25-04-2005, 05:59
Awesome. Did they die?
No, we didn't hit each other that hard... did you even read my post?
Patra Caesar
25-04-2005, 06:34
Bible Basher
Anikian
25-04-2005, 06:36
Bible Basher
Well, I think the bible was an active participant in most of the bashing XD
The Doors Corporation
25-04-2005, 08:35
really cool stuff that I did and YOU didn't p:D


You're cool, enjoy your life.
Fass
25-04-2005, 09:32
Only one blasphemy per week? Now, that's sad.
Greedy Pig
25-04-2005, 09:46
No, we didn't hit each other that hard... did you even read my post?

Yes I did.. But did they 'eventually' died?

Being smitten by the written word, It's supposedly sharper than a double edge sword.
Legless Pirates
25-04-2005, 09:49
Next time sodomize the guy with the bible.... God'll be so pissed
Kibolonia
25-04-2005, 10:27
That was just random violence. It's not actual smiting unless you shout, "The Power of Christ compels you!"
Bolol
25-04-2005, 11:27
That'll put the fear of God into 'em!

Or...It'll just give him a splitting headache...Or a concusion...
Anikian
25-04-2005, 19:36
Next time sodomize the guy with the bible.... God'll be so pissed
That reminds me of a new team saying:
FIRST Inspires Student Teamwork

Think about it, I capitalized carefully ;)

Pig, he lived; I don't kill my friends often :D

Kibolonia, you have a point; I guess I'll have to do it again and do it right that time XD

Fass, I get more than one blasphemous statement in a day, but in terms of blasphemous actions, I tend to be more limited.