NationStates Jolt Archive

Dr. Hairy Sausage. Et toi?

Sweden has name laws, so , no, I could not change my name to "anything".

Cross, Seth Cross. Espionage Engineer Inc.

Dr. Hairy Sausage.
Is that a description?


And I'd be Steve IsTheBossOfYou. Or not...

I like my name so i wouldn't

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
That's the worst name I ever heard.

Sweden has name laws, so , no, I could not change my name to "anything".

Well, the topic title clearly has the magical word "if", so your crazy Swedish name laws don't apply.

...Max Powers

or Joe Kickass.

Well, the topic title clearly has the magical word "if", so your crazy Swedish name laws don't apply.

Resistence to the name laws is futile.

Javier Laplace

I like my name so i wouldn't
what's your name?

As for me, I woud keep my name also.

...Max Powers

or Joe Kickass.
simpsons rock

I would force all the other Sarah's to change their names.

i choose jesus christ

Oscar Strangelove
or
Muhammed Q. Jesus

Okay, I don't know what I'd change my name to, but on a slight tangent, my mother once knew somebody who changed his name to "Sydney O'Ridley O'Fidley O'Didly McHedge McSledge McHuggamuggamuggamugga Harburb-Ridge" (Sydney Harbour Bridge, get it?). He was slightly unhinged.

Wasn't there that bloke in Australia who changed his name to "Prime Minister John Piss"?

Huge McAwesome.

Richard M. Stein

Donald P. King

Phillip S. Crosbury

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi.

I dont care about the guy, but I love the name.

I'll keep my name:
Alexandru (pronounced Alexandrew in your crude American accent :P )

Let's see...Gordie Josephus Alexander Gonzalez Papadopoulos Magoo Suzuki Clarence Mackee. Mmmkay?

Pharoah (insert my name here), God over all that there is, Ruler of those who cannot see hear or feel, Supreme Commander of all the earth's forces, etc., etc., so forth and so on,...(as I raise my arm, and give that little flipant double twist of the wrist that supreme rulers do when they've just sentenced somebody to death and they are bored with it.)

Snofalofagus.

Q.T. McWhiskers

hmmmm... lots of choices...

Noh Juan
(just to smile when someone says "No one is admitted...")

NFN Hu. (Pronounced "who")
(No First Name)
"Last name?"
"Hu"
"You"
"me?"
"Yes you, your last name please."
"Hu"
[sighs] "can you at least tell me what the 'N' stands for?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"why not what?"
"why can't you tell me what the 'N' stands for?"
"I did"
"Then what is it"
"No.."
get the idea?

Justin Kredible

hmmmm... lots of choices...

Noh Juan
(just to smile when someone says "No one is admitted...")

NFN Hu. (Pronounced "who")
(No First Name)
"Last name?"
"Hu"
"You"
"me?"
"Yes you, your last name please."
"Hu"
[sighs] "can you at least tell me what the 'N' stands for?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"why not what?"
"why can't you tell me what the 'N' stands for?"
"I did"
"Then what is it"
"No.."
get the idea?

Very "Who's on First?" I like it.

Well, I wouldn't change my name, but I'm an attorney who helped his boss in an old firm in 1991 change a man's name to "Thor, God of Thunder."

I've always wanted to be around to see him hand his driver's license to a cop:

"Mr. Thunder, do you know how fast you were going?"

"I don't care, I shall smite you with my mighty hammer!"

I would....

I mean, my name would be...

If I had to change my name I would make it....Pet..P.....McSomethi...

Wait, no....let me think....



.....WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader :D

Easy, FairyTinkArisen. Then everyone would love me.

God. Definately God. Can you imagine that? Epecially if I get a PhD, then I can be Dr. God.

hmm... I guess...


Andrew Shane Jeffery Dwayne Marcus Seth Stephenson the 3rd.

As I *can* change my name to whatever i'd like, and havent...


I evidently like my real name, immensely.

Snap-Butt McFruitfly.

God. Definately God. Can you imagine that? Epecially if I get a PhD, then I can be Dr. God.
Why would God need a PhD? :p
You'd think omniscience was enough of a qualification.

Rudolph De Monsieur Von Lieben Von Papenfaust Von Kriegenhaust Von Harlesburg!

ER.............. :/

John Chadwick III

Mike Hunt

If you do not find this name funny say it aloud to your parents five times fast. ;)

Mike Hunt

If you do not find this name funny say it aloud to your parents five times fast. ;)

Nice one! :D

i choose jesus christ

Your a wanker

wanker
It suits you. :D

Your Mom

That's the worst name I ever heard.

Wah oh ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Hey, Joey Joe Joe!!

...

Hey, Margie, you came and you found me a Turkey...

Dr Smoothlove ;) :p

eric torgan payne

richard cranium

Pope Hassenfeffer MMMCCCLXXXVIII

Optimus Prime. Autobot leader, keeper of the matrix of leadership.

Then I can open up my shirt and pretend to open up the matix like in Transformers the movie

Sir f*ckalot

Well, I wouldn't change my name, but I'm an attorney who helped his boss in an old firm in 1991 change a man's name to "Thor, God of Thunder."

I've always wanted to be around to see him hand his driver's license to a cop:

"Mr. Thunder, do you know how fast you were going?"

"I don't care, I shall smite you with my mighty hammer!"


NOoooooo! That's what I wanted to do. :P

I would change my name to Tor (the scandinavian form of Thor) just to be able to claim that the ManOwaR song "Thor the powerhead" is a tribute to me.

Rock Hard

Johnny Bravo

I Like my name the way it is.
But i would not mind a different surname.

Why would God need a PhD? :p
You'd think omniscience was enough of a qualification.
The degree just prov3es the Omniscience. Plus, Dr. God sounds cool XD