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Who the hell is "Vin Diesel?" :confused:

how.............odd...............

My favorites so far are-
If you use a computer to take a 3-dimensional topographical layout of Vin Diesel's body, then divide every coordinate on the graph by pi, the outcoming number will cause the computer to become self-aware.
and
Vin Diesel's tears function as autonomous beings, which can also shed tears.

Who the hell is "Vin Diesel?" :confused:

Oh My. Fast & Furious, Triple X, Riddick, The Pacifier...

EDIT: I liked "Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form."

New favorite:
Vin Diesel has had sex with every Nobel prize winner in physics - all except for Douglas Osheroff (The 1996 Winner). Watch out Dr. Osheroff!




Burnam Wood honorable mention:
Vin Diesel cannot be killed by man of woman born.

Who the hell is "Vin Diesel?" :confused:
:rolleyes: old people......



he's an actor, ever seen XXX? Fast and the Furious? Chronicles of Riddick?

i like this one:Vin Diesel was present at the fail of the Berlin wall as a roadie for David Hasslehoff

disturbed:
In a recent press conference, Vin Diesel confirmed rumors that he was going to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to enter his urethra so that he could be reborn at a later date and be eligible for the United States presidency.

Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.
lmao

whazat?

Oh My. Fast & Furious, Triple X, Riddick, The Pacifier...

EDIT: I liked "Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form."
Ahhhh! The mean-looking, bald-headed guy who played a prisoner in that sci-fi movie about a planet in continuous light except for the once-in-a-while setting of all its suns. Kewl.

Last favorite:
Vin Diesel claims to have been Teddy Roosevelt in a past life. Not the former President Teddy Roosevelt, the Kansas City dry goods merchant Teddy Roosevelt. He claims the name is just a coincidence.

:rolleyes: old people......

he's an actor, ever seen XXX? Fast and the Furious? Chronicles of Riddick?
You twit!

I just didn't recognize the name. :p

It comes stangely close to being funny, without ever quite achieving it. It seems to lack a certain something.

lol

DUDE, one word: Amazing

The contents of Vin Diesel's bellybutton include six Pogs, a 1987 Buick Skylark, and a Baldwin. Which Baldwin is it? We may never know.

You twit!

I just didn't recognize the name. :p
yeah yeah, whatever you say pompa, now calm down and take your medication :rolleyes:

It comes stangely close to being funny, without ever quite achieving it. It seems to lack a certain something.
I take that back - I have now found three amusing ones. Out of about fifty, but still...

Ahhhh! The mean-looking, bald-headed guy who played a prisoner in that sci-fi movie about a planet in continuous light except for the once-in-a-while setting of all its suns. Kewl.

And here you are, the ONLY person to mention the BEST movie he has been in... :)

How could someone waste their time putting this togeather?

Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does


0_o

Vin Diesel created the beloved character Mary Poppins. She is loosely based on Vin's own life, except his body count was a LOT higher. Ooh! I learned something new! He is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack. This is awesome. I may have to book mark this. :p

Vin Diesel killed Kenny. He is a bastard. LOL

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Vin Diesel's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.

I eventually got it to repeat one.

Any idea how large a store of Vin Diesel facts they have there?

Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat.

Some of these are really funny. The thing is i dont know why...

Vin Diesel stole my lunch money
0.o

And here you are, the ONLY person to mention the BEST movie he has been in... :)
Mentions: Pitch Black.

And here you are, the ONLY person to mention the BEST movie he has been in... :)Pitch Black... Great Movie

he was also in Saving Private Ryan as well as the Voice for The IRON GIANT.

yeah yeah, whatever you say pompa, now calm down and take your medication :rolleyes:
[ Spanks the British twit! ] :D

And here you are, the ONLY person to mention the BEST movie he has been in... :)
Like I tried to tell that British twit, I just forgot the name. :D

Pitch Black... Great Movie

he was also in Saving Private Ryan as well as the Voice for The IRON GIANT.
Who did he play in Saving Private Ryan? I don't remember recognizing him in that one. :confused:

Who did he play in Saving Private Ryan? I don't remember recognizing him in that one. :confused:
He is the guy who want to take the child with him and get shot by a sniper.

[ Spanks the British twit! ] :D
*walks in*
oh sorry for interupting!

*walks in*
oh sorry for interupting!
LOL! S'ok. Just a bit of behavior modification. :)

He is the guy who want to take the child with him and get shot by a sniper.
Oh. Ok. That was kind of out of character for him, yes? :)

Oh. Ok. That was kind of out of character for him, yes? :)
Hey, just prooves him being a real actor. He's not a Clint Eastwood, who just has two facial expressions: with hat and without hat. (Yeah, I just wanted to say that quote)

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I'm speechless your that bored. Ugh, why would you intentionally want to look up stuff about a man who couldn't act to save his life.

Verdict=He should have stayed on that planet in Pitch Black. :p

LOL! S'ok. Just a bit of behavior modification. :)
Oh, is that what they called it back in the day? ;) :D

Vin once seduced the Statue of Liberty, but her career got in the way of a lasting relationship.Bad mental images. 0_o

Vin Diesel is made of clay. So that's how he stays in shape.

Oh, is that what they called it back in the day? ;) :D
Be vewy, vewy careful. You are twedding on vewy thin ice! :D

My favourite movie that I saw Vin Diesel in was Boiler Room. Fast and the Furious and Triple X were probably the shittiest movies of all time, and I haven't seen Pitch Black.

On that note here are my favourites that I've seen:

Vin Diesel Once ate seven orangutans after losing a game of Go Fish to Jesus.

Vin Diesel signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 as a joke to punish the Germans because during the mid-1800's Otto von Bismarck told him he was out of shape. Hitler later called him a giant douche, so he shot him in the face.

Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.

this explains a lot:

"Vin is the Kwisatz Haderach."

i bet his name is a killing word, too.

He was in Reign of Fire too, I believe.

Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.

:rolleyes: old people......



I resent that.

I so challenge you to a film showdown. :sniper:

Who the hell is "Vin Diesel?" :confused:
He's a terrible actor with a really annoying voice that so many people think is attractive... I think they're insane/blind though, personally.

Vin Diesel uses diamond studded condoms. He uses them with no regard for his partners pain, but after sex, offers them radiator coolant, for use as local anesthetic.

Matt Damon.


This is by far the best. At least if you've seen TA:WP

I laughed and laughed! :D And then I saw the Radiohead 'fact.' I was so offended.
I wonder if Megan Spencer has seen this?

Now that's some funny stuff.

Little bit of a rip-off of the Bill Braxton sketches from SNL, but still ... damn funny.

It comes stangely close to being funny, without ever quite achieving it. It seems to lack a certain something.


You forgot to sprinkle Essence of Deisel on it.

Don't blame me if you aren't following the directions...:rolleyes:

This totally made my night. I'm such a loser.

"Every time Vin Deisel masturbates, God creates a kitten."