NationStates Jolt Archive


El Mariachi VS Indiana Jones

Kejott
24-04-2005, 10:24
Who would win in the action packed battle of the summer? My vote goes to "El".
Gataway_Driver
24-04-2005, 10:28
El on sheer firepower
Kelleda
24-04-2005, 11:02
Unfortunately for Indy, he relies on deception rather than sheer firepower to defeat his enemies.

El Mariachi shoots regardless of the tactic used.

Unless Indiana Jones can deceive or whip autocannon fire and RPG rounds, he's toast.

On the other hand, what makes you think El Mariachi and Indiana Jones would go the steel cage route in any case? For one, they're 60 years separated, and two, they almost certainly wouldn't have opposing aims.
German Nightmare
24-04-2005, 11:10
Well, when Indiana Jones and El Mariachi clash - my bet is still on Dr. Jones!

But they would probably stop fighting as soon as the real baddies show up and then they both will fight Nazis and others in Mexico and the South American rainforests!
Kibolonia
24-04-2005, 12:10
Indy. Come on now. He'd lure the Richard Greico MK II into some ancient trap, get him to shoot himself, or killed by some form machinery powered by an internal combustion engine (with or without cliff), or he'd fall victim to some sort of exotic magical device to which only Indy can muster a defense.

Besides, monkeys and ladies love Indy, and not because they're so destitute they really don't have any other options.