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Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.

People picking up shovels and destroying mailboxes
Supermarket inventories being emptied and moved into banks and vice-versa
Kindergarten students beating up their own teachers and taking over their school


Yes. It'll be one hell of a good day. The next day we'll all wake up as if we were wasted. And we'll have no memories of the night before, but we'd all have at least one murder on our backs. Yes. It'll be the American thing to do. Go batshit insane every four years and kill a person.

White Riot!!!

Or, in this case, Multi-Colored, Multi-Ethnicity Riot!!!

Damn. Can you send some of the loot my way? I can't be there :(

Damn. Can you send some of the loot my way? I can't be there :(

I dunno... Postage for overseas shipping can be pretty expensive.

Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.

People picking up shovels and destroying mailboxes
Supermarket inventories being emptied and moved into banks and vice-versa
Kindergarten students beating up their own teachers and taking over their school


Yes. It'll be one hell of a good day. The next day we'll all wake up as if we were wasted. And we'll have no memories of the night before, but we'd all have at least one murder on our backs. Yes. It'll be the American thing to do. Go batshit insane every four years and kill a person.
2008? let's wait 'till 2012.

wait.....

hey! That's an election year!

go me :rolleyes:

I dunno... Postage for overseas shipping can be pretty expensive.

Postage? I expect you to hijack a cargo plane, mister. :D

Postage? I expect you to hijack a cargo plane, mister. :D

*B-Movie-style New York thug accent*

I dunno, I've never heard of no cargo planes...

everyones going insane? i'd say i've got a good headstart on you all.

Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.

People picking up shovels and destroying mailboxes
Supermarket inventories being emptied and moved into banks and vice-versa
Kindergarten students beating up their own teachers and taking over their school


Yes. It'll be one hell of a good day. The next day we'll all wake up as if we were wasted. And we'll have no memories of the night before, but we'd all have at least one murder on our backs. Yes. It'll be the American thing to do. Go batshit insane every four years and kill a person.

Suddenly I'm glad to have a gun around.

so eventually all Americans will have killed each other.................interesting......

so eventually all Americans will have killed each other.................interesting......

im sure we crazy bastards will take everyone else with us.

so eventually all Americans will have killed each other.................interesting......
Indeed, I plan to move to America and elect myself President.

The polls would look like this:

1 vote Rotovia
0 votes Demcrats
0 votes Republicans

Though though chances are that would add up to a Republican victory.

Indeed, I plan to move to America and elect myself President.

The polls would look like this:

1 vote Rotovia
0 votes Demcrats
0 votes Republicans

Though though chances are that would add up to a Republican victory.

you'd have to be here awhile. its a requirement.

... did i just butcher the joke? what the hell is wrong with me?

Indeed, I plan to move to America and elect myself President.

The polls would look like this:

1 vote Rotovia
0 votes Demcrats
0 votes Republicans

Though though chances are that would add up to a Republican victory.
you wanna be careful though, there's probably gonna be one guy left in the end who has nobody to kill him off and it's more than likely that he'll be the craziest psychopathic killer of them all

you wanna be careful though, there's probably gonna be one guy left in the end who has nobody to kill him off and it's more than likely that he'll be the craziest psychopathic killer of them all


or me, just cause i was too damned lazy too get out of bed that day (or week, month, whatever....)

im so lazy, id die if breathing wasn't reflexive....

or me, just cause i was too damned lazy too get out of bed that day (or week, month, whatever....)

im so lazy, id die if breathing wasn't reflexive....
you'd be one of the first to go, your family would get you

you wanna be careful though, there's probably gonna be one guy left in the end who has nobody to kill him off and it's more than likely that he'll be the craziest psychopathic killer of them all

So he'd vote Republican?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

So he'd vote Republican?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
lol, most likely

it's at about the original point of this insanity that i'd try to provide a large quantity of nuclear, chemical and biological weaponry to the population of the US. not only would i make a killing, i'd also make alot of money ;)

Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.


Oh well, before that time comes I'd just like to say Wibble...

hey some people just need killing. everyone should get one "on the house"

Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.

People picking up shovels and destroying mailboxes
Supermarket inventories being emptied and moved into banks and vice-versa
Kindergarten students beating up their own teachers and taking over their school


Yes. It'll be one hell of a good day. The next day we'll all wake up as if we were wasted. And we'll have no memories of the night before, but we'd all have at least one murder on our backs. Yes. It'll be the American thing to do. Go batshit insane every four years and kill a person.

Hmm... your post should have been put up maybe... in 1905, instead of 2005. >.>

*whispers to self* they're onto me...

*whispers back* shut up! keep smiling and look innocent.

:D

...Hmmm...I think you're right, you'll all go insane. Especially since most of you are already.







Oops. Did I say "you"? I meant "us".

Keep calm...Keep calm...They don't know. Not yet.

*whispers to self* they're onto me...

*whispers back* shut up! keep smiling and look innocent.

:D

*Slaps with lightly grilled haddock then does the appology dance*

*Slaps with lightly grilled haddock then does the appology dance*

OW! Hey, Are you going to eat that? *grabs some steak sauce and peanut butter*

wait a second that's a salmon not a haddok, grabs the fish amid the confusion.

*runs into a telephone box...*

... It is I! :eek:

Though though chances are that would add up to a Republican victory.
Unless you campaign in Washington, Wisconsin, or Illinois, in which case it'll add up to a Democrat victory.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

Humanity going absolutely nuts!

why wait?

why wait?
Good question. I'm up for some old school "raping and pillaging" (the unofficial motto of my high school's chess team, our high school's mascot was the Viking after all :D )

YAARGH!

No way America's going down like that. What's wrong with you people.

Bill Gates would hack into our nuclear arsenal first chance he got and use it to promote healthy business practices.

ie Where did Mac headquarters go??? :eek:

oh shut up!

That wasn't very nice.

Stuff it

well ok

woo fluffle party :fluffle:

Go away you twat!

:( ok

Evil is stiring in Mordor!

:confused:

silence fools they shall know!

yes yes the secret.

diddle dee diddle dee doo.

Some of it is like marble though...

ie Where did Mac headquarters go??? :eek:

The Donalds kidnapped it! An evil little man in a yellow jumpsuit, red curly hair and candy stip socks....Evil I tell you

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

Something like that....

Seriously, sometime before the 2008 US election we'll all be so insane from all the corrupt and bipartisian politics that there will be huge and pointless riots everywhere.

People picking up shovels and destroying mailboxes
Supermarket inventories being emptied and moved into banks and vice-versa
Kindergarten students beating up their own teachers and taking over their school


Yes. It'll be one hell of a good day. The next day we'll all wake up as if we were wasted. And we'll have no memories of the night before, but we'd all have at least one murder on our backs. Yes. It'll be the American thing to do. Go batshit insane every four years and kill a person.what do you mean by "sometime before the 2008 US elections"

:D hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :D

too late/


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too late/


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