NationStates Jolt Archive

We, the peoples of the NationStates General Forums want magic powers!

Thats right! The power to give an receieve sacrament on holy NS soil.
The power to invoke the all-holy mightiness of the mods to do our bidding upon the invaders of General
The power to fly!
the power to see through walls, facades, and logical fallacies!
The power to change someone's beliefs with logic!
The power to magically transform into a giant robot with guns from the shape of a Mac truck!


oh....a nice buffet line would be good too.

I demand nachos. With salsa. And cheese.


AND MY MAGIC POWERS!

I just got nachos with cheese and salsa at Denny's, so... it's all good.

Holy undead threads batman!

Holy undead threads batman!
quick! to the bat-cave!

*ponders*

:eek:

c'mon. You all know you want it.

Very well. You're now a magician, because you go "poof".

Enjoy. :p

c'mon. You all know you want it.

Yes, I wanted it last year around this time... *reminisces* :D (>'_')>'_')>'_')>'_')> <---- Kirby orgy

bah, you new preists don't know how to run a 'we demand our magical powahs' thread

you don't even have sacrifices...

I want powers right now. Don't make me come up there god!

bah, you new preists don't know how to run a 'we demand our magical powahs' thread

you don't even have sacrifices...

I feel so old.

*builds hasty alter*

*puts on a goat*

*sacrificies goat*

*thows on a n00b, flamer, troll, and lurker for good measure*

The power to magically transform into a giant robot with guns from the shape of a Mac truck!

Heathen! Heresy, I say! Sacrilege! What makes you believe that you, an unworthy infidel, is due the mystical powers of the one who is called He, our Lord and Saviour, Optimus Prime? Be glad that He who is both robot and motor vehicle does not strike you down where you stand for your egregious insults against Him! Only the gods from faraway Cybertron are truly deserving of the immense powers that He, Optimus Prime, has bestowed upon them! Curse you and your family for your arrogant and presumptuous demands! May you burn in eternal damnation in Hell with the vile Megatron!

I feel so old.
same :S

quick! to the bat-cave!
does swirly thing,

god i need a .gif animation of that.

Where are the giant post-pyramids with sacrifices? Where are the knock-off mod names? Where's the high-preists? Where's the human sacrifice? nOObs Pfft!

boom
boom
boom
boom
boom
boom
boom

Heathen! Heresy, I say! Sacrilege! What makes you believe that you, an unworthy infidel, is due the mystical powers of the one who is called He, our Lord and Saviour, Optimus Prime? Be glad that He who is both robot and motor vehicle does not strike you down where you stand for your egregious insults against Him! Only the gods from faraway Cybertron are truly deserving of the immense powers that He, Optimus Prime, has bestowed upon them! Curse you and your family for your arrogant and presumptuous demands! May you burn in eternal damnation in Hell with the vile Megatron!
:D
You got the touch;
you got the power

I randomly peek into General, and lo, I find that people are still demanding magical powers! :eek:

Let's see.... drums, check. Sacrifices starting to be made, check....

I am curious now ;)

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

I randomly peek into General, and lo, I find that people are still demanding magical powers! :eek:

Let's see.... drums, check. Sacrifices starting to be made, check....

I am curious now ;) ]

Ooh, I'll be your friend too!

This thread seems to be a gathering place for the old farts of NS... And to think any of these young nations dont get our inside joke! Hah!

it's REPPY!!!!

ok, lets get this started... good drums...

Oh great and powewrful mods. We present to you today, a sacrifice of an inbelieving heretic infedel who does not believe in your almighty powahs! He has g0at spammed thous land and forums, and thee must be smited.


*ties g0at spammer to roof with piano wire*
*starts chainsaw*

Inside joke received.

However, I must declare this thread "Been done before."

Besides, you'll never get magical powers without a few pyramids.

Besides, you'll never get magical powers without a few pyramids.

Let's start, then.

ARGH! Jolt forbids the quoting of pyramids. I must now sacrifice someone in repentant contrition!

I say that we, [the Generalists], start a forum religion and makes ourselves priests and priestesses! The mods can be demi-gods.

Good idea. I hereby declare myself Priest of the General Forum, First Order. BLARG, Valia, Lapse, and the rest of the old Forum 7ites are all in too. The rest of you, sacrificial offerings to become Second Order clergy can be made on that altar over there.

(Points)

Demanding magical powers? Now that takes me back...

:: begins a sacrifice to the One True Mod, He who has Shown Us the Path to UN Acceptance, Enodia ::

Demanding magical powers? Now that takes me back...

:: begins a sacrifice to the One True Mod, He who has Shown Us the Path to UN Acceptance, Enodia ::
Heresy! Max (PBUH) is the One True Mod, and [violet] is His Prophet! All Hail the Blessed Max!

BEHOLD! THE QUOTE PYRAMID!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Let the sacrifices, temples, and bestwoment of magical powers begin!

What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya?
(That's levitation, holmes.)
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets!
(That's telekinesis, Kyle)

We, the peoples of the NationStates General Forums want magic powers!

Thats right! The power to give an receieve sacrament on holy NS soil.
The power to invoke the all-holy mightiness of the mods to do our bidding upon the invaders of General
The power to fly!
the power to see through walls, facades, and logical fallacies!
The power to change someone's beliefs with logic!
The power to magically transform into a giant robot with guns from the shape of a Mac truck!


oh....a nice buffet line would be good too.
As a necromancer, I'd have to say I don't trust a single one of you with more magic than the common gerbil. Well, maybe a few of you. But I wouldn't accept a single one of you as an AEROmancer, and everyone knows how worthless wind magic is :p

ARGH! Jolt forbids the quoting of pyramids. I must now sacrifice someone in repentant contrition!
I was going to demonstrate that there is a way around that, but i've been beaten to it. Therefore this post is worthless.

Uh...*sacrifices BLARGistania*

I was going to demonstrate that there is a way around that, but i've been beaten to it. Therefore this post is worthless.

Uh...*sacrifices BLARGistania*
Hey!

*sacrifices Kanabia in retribution*

Holy undead threads batman!
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=395862&highlight=Batman
:rolleyes:

BEHOLD! THE QUOTE PYRAMID!







Let the sacrifices, temples, and bestwoment of magical powers begin!

Wow, this got me all nostalgic. Back when I first joined we used to have these rediculously large quote pyramids. I'm not sure, but i think a couple of them might have broken the page width.

Alas, it's hard to do divine messages onto user posts and keep the mystery these days. T_T ~Rep

I want pork. The power to summon pork. I'm hungry.

Hey!

*sacrifices Kanabia in retribution*

No, no, fool! Our sacrifices cancel eachother out! :p

*sacrifices BLARG*

...Wait, was I allowed to do that?

*shoots self*

http://img222.echo.cx/img222/5499/10063474qf.th.jpg (http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=10063474qf.jpg)

*sacrifices BLARG*

...Wait, was I allowed to do that?

*shoots self*
HA! fool! No one can sacrifice me! I am the creator of this thread! I am immortal! I am. . ..

*bang*


well shit

You're "immortal", and I'm verily amused!

ok, now back tyo teh whole religion thing...

*revs rusty old F7 chainsaw*
*sets somthing on fire*

*sets somthing on fire*

HAAAH!!! *clutches his burning head*

wow............talk about a flashback!

Heresy! Max (PBUH) is the One True Mod, and [violet] is His Prophet! All Hail the Blessed Max!
No! Max was the great Creator, it is true, but [violet] is the False Path!
Enodia was, is and will always be the One True Mod!

Mmmmmm magic powers..... :p

Mmmmmm magic powers..... :p
*sets the newb on fire*

*throws n00b in Tink's dungeon basement, never to be seen again*


*gives noob a cookie first and says hi :) *

*throws n00b in Tink's dungeon basement, never to be seen again*


*gives noob a cookie first and says hi :) *
ooo, i'd forgotten about the ones in my basement *gets out whip*

If we can find a Virgin, we will make a sacrifice
:eek:

If we can find a Virgin, we will make a sacrifice
:eek:
who needs virgins when we have n00bs?! *sacrifices Sfera*

ooo, i'd forgotten about the ones in my basement *gets out whip*
so no-one's been feeding them?


oh god.... poor them :(



*evil laugh*

so no-one's been feeding them?


oh god.... poor them :(



*evil laugh*
meh, it's not like they have feelings

Oh for heaven's sake! Not this again!

Although I suppose there are some convenient sacrifices lying around General still... perhaps if I dig up some graves to find Texstanbul... do you guys take resurrected sacrifices?

who needs virgins when we have n00bs?! *sacrifices Sfera*

Оки и ЛоЛ...
Но, думаю что нет.
Возможно я тебя буду жертвовать. ;)

Оки и ЛоЛ...
Но, думаю что нет.
Возможно я тебя буду жертвовать. ;)
bet you didn't count on that, eh Tink? :p


*slays Sfera*

Оки и ЛоЛ...
Но, думаю что нет.
Возможно я тебя буду жертвовать. ;)

Bless you, that's a nasty cough you have.

Оки и ЛоЛ...
Но, думаю что нет.
Возможно я тебя буду жертвовать. ;)
erm.........no! nobody sacrifices me, сука :p

bet you didn't count on that, eh Tink? :p


*slays Sfera*


Xexxxxxxx
Im NOT the one, with *fairy* for part of my Nik...
You poof!

ps...can you even read me?
:rolleyes:
Oh! you can!!!!

Bless you, that's a nasty cough you have.
she said something like

'ok and lol
but i think not
maybe i'll sacrifice you'

Xexxxxxxx
Im NOT the one, with *fairy* for part of my Nik...
You poof!

ps...can you even read me?
:rolleyes:
I'm a girl! i can have fairy as part of my name thank you very much!

yeah?

im a girl too

http://www.arctur.ru/pictures/264840/073.gif

erm.........no! nobody sacrifices me, сука :p

Xmmmmm ;)
esli ya suka, ti blya
:p

Xmmmmm ;)
esli ya suka, ti blya
:p
ok, i don't know what that means lol

Oi...

its about equal to suka, and only for girls.
it was my answer to being called b*tch by you, but...
im feeling bad to call you such now.
:(

Oi...

its about equal to suka, and only for girls.
it was my answer to being called b*tch by you, but...
im feeling bad to call you such now.
:(
don't feel bad :( have a fluffle! :fluffle:

don't feel bad :( have a fluffle! :fluffle:

Ok ТИнк =))))
flowers for you

http://www.arctur.ru/pictures/264840/118.gif

yeah nobody here hates n00bs, we welcome them with open arms.... right into Tink's uber-n00b-torture-dungeon ;)

have a cookie :)

Ok ТИнк =))))
flowers for you

http://www.arctur.ru/pictures/264840/118.gif
how lovely! thank you


so you're from Russia then? where abouts?

have a cookie :)

No Thank you, cookies are not good for female figures 8)


FairyTInkArisen - Novogireevo
Ul. Novokosinskaya

No Thank you, cookies are not good for female figures 8)


FairyTInkArisen - Novogireevo
Ul. Novokosinskaya
call me Tink. I've never heard of it, though i havn't really heard of many places in Russia

And you Tink? are UK?

(sorry but i know only London and Teesside and Birmingham)
;)

And you Tink? are UK?

(sorry but i know only London and Teesside and Birmingham)
;)
yeah, i'm from a town called Blackpool

yeah, i'm from a town called Blackpool

I dont know where that is, but nice to meet you. :)

I dont know where that is, but nice to meet you. :)
nice to meet you too :)

I dont know where that is, but nice to meet you. :)
http://www.allukhotels.com/images/uk_map_attractions.gif blackpool is on there

and cardiff (where i'm at uni) is on here (http://www.a1tourism.com/images/uk-map.gif) :) (as is southampton where i am right now)


thus ends today's geography lesson ;)

*sacrifices small animals to Max [PBUH]*
WE WANT MAGICAL POWERS!

this pyramid sucks
then go and get your own pyramid.

I had to manually enter that mind you. It takes forever.

Wait! Its the Tink Pyramid!

lol lol
lol lol
lol lol lol lol
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:




LOL! Its the loller/fluffle orgy pyramid . . .leading into Tink's ub3r-n00b dungeon of d00m!


You have to admit. On that one, I win.

Hey! Why wasn't I informed of this?!? I want my magical powers!

*starts setting up the sacrificial gear*

I was wondering how long until you found this thread! Bring out the n00bs and the spammers, the flamers and DOS zombies and sacrifice the lot of them! Burn them, dismember them, engage in bizarre and strange practices to destroy them... whichever you prefer.

[bump]

SP stole my thread Idea. :(

But then again, the idea was noticed. I'm a trend setter! :D

Take a look at this thread!! (forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074)

Ah, the nostalgia of it all...
*wipes single manly tear from eye*

We shall build a new Temple. Here. Now. TODAY!

*begins laying bricks*

Take a look at this thread!! (forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074)

AH-HA! The Precourser!

We need more n00bs.

*throws more n00bz on the fire*

Take a look at this thread!! (forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074)

Wow, that is old. Hard to believe it carried on long for 1314 posts. Will the new temple live up to the old one, I wonder...?

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Wow, that is old. Hard to believe it carried on long for 1314 posts. Will the new temple live up to the old one, I wonder...?

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Only if the mods allow us to make it so.

*offers up a noob and flamer to the mods in order to appease their DEATion triggers*


starts up a chant as well.

*feels a great disturbance in the fabric of the universe. It is time for the masked one to return*

I demand BLOOD! (Or whipped cream (or chocolate (or flan (or creme brule (ok, just make sure that it's something good and I'll be happy)))))

http://www.nationstates.net/images/salusasecondus2.jpg

... what about the buffet line?

Just a nice one. Doesn't have to be the best...

Mods? Please?

*quietly sacrifices a n00b to appease the mods and prays for a buffet*

Damnit, why can't the lUsers in the fictional Nationstates I moderate for be this cool?! I want sacrifices of n00bs and lUsers to my greater glory! :mp5:

Damn REAL moderators have all the fun, I swear!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/claw-kun/evilmod4.jpg
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

Well the people in your fictional Nationstates suck, so there! Nyah nyah! The real players are a lot cooler than your lusers, puppet nation of mine!

ooo, i'd forgotten about the ones in my basement *gets out whip*
Hmmmmm.
Sounds Kinky.

Ah, the nostalgia of it all...
*wipes single manly tear from eye*

We shall build a new Temple. Here. Now. TODAY!

*begins laying bricks*now that sound KINKY...

perhaps you should say... "Begins building foundation for Temple."

http://img222.echo.cx/img222/5499/10063474qf.th.jpg (http://img222.echo.cx/my.php?image=10063474qf.jpg)


That's my background now, by the way. You should be honoured. It reminded me of morbo the news monster.

Are you Morbo the news monster? I hope so.

*sacrifices Branin to Tink*
Da Svadanya, comrade (may be spelt incorrectly.)
*gets the wheelbarrow for constructing the quote pyramid of chicken.*

I just helped Jordaxia get a background. Cool :)
I just died. Damn :(

then go and get your own pyramid.

I had to manually enter that mind you. It takes forever.

Wait! Its the Tink Pyramid!

lol

lol

lol

lol


lol

lol

lol

lol


:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:


















LOL! Its the loller/fluffle orgy pyramid . . .leading into Tink's ub3r-n00b dungeon of d00m!


You have to admit. On that one, I win.
ok, this one i like lol

I want magic powers too! Pretending I have them isn't as fun as it used to be...when I point my ruler at someone and say expelleramus it no longer has its joys!

What would people do with their magic powers?
Would it be Harry Potter style where you would need a wand or charmed were you can use your hands and eyes n stuff.

I vote the second

OK, more sacrificing, less background sharing ;)

hmm... who first... who first....

Lapse?! OMG! IT'S LAPSE!
Hi! I burnt your temple, remember?

we have new mission.

To make this thread longer than the one back in the days of yore. We must break 1,500 posts!

Begin the temply building!
http://whc.unesco.org/sites/images/913g.jpg

*sacrifices a bologna sandwich to the mods*

*sacrifices a bologna sandwich to the mods*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!


How could you DO such a thing, you, you monster!

*sacrifices Neo to the mods.*

*Gives Salusa the requested creme brule*

Must find sacrifice...must find sacrifice...

N00BZ!!!! Show yourselves, and give freely of your lives that the Mods may be appeased!

I shall appease Salusa more than Mentholyptus did! I'll prepare for Salusa everything from the list of items and alternatives...simultaneously!

*humbly offers Salusa a bloody creme brule topped with whipped cream and chocolate flan*

I am all powerful. This thread is mine.
http://img202.echo.cx/img202/4912/youwillsubmit6wi.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Now, back to whatever you were doing.

*sacrifices Branin's owl*

You were saying?

[bump]

c'mon people. 1,500 posts. Thats the goal.

[bump]

c'mon people. 1,500 posts. Thats the goal.
Could be hard since they lock these things down at 1300 :)

I was wondering how long until you found this thread! Bring out the n00bs and the spammers, the flamers and DOS zombies and sacrifice the lot of them! Burn them, dismember them, engage in bizarre and strange practices to destroy them... whichever you prefer.
The Great One has spoken! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
*lights manzanita-wood fire*
*places the poker in it*
*adds a handful of iron spikes*
*continues setting up assorted equipment*
Bring forth a sacrifice!

Could be hard since they lock these things down at 1300 :)

I CAN DREAM CAN'T I!!!!


*throws n00b on fire*

*bashes the sacrifice with the poker, for good measure*

http://www.emp.pdx.edu/htliono/images/tmpl17.jpg

Let the temple building begin.

*bashes bottle of wine*

*dedicates temple to Reppy*

Whoohoo! Temples and sacrifices and n00bs burning! NICE!

Ooh, nice temple! I like it.

*sets rodent minions to work on the drums*

~Boom!~

~Boom!~

~Boom!~

~Boom!~

Damnit, why can't the lUsers in the fictional Nationstates I moderate for be this cool?! I want sacrifices of n00bs and lUsers to my greater glory! :mp5:

Damn REAL moderators have all the fun, I swear!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/claw-kun/evilmod4.jpg
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

Well the people in your fictional Nationstates suck, so there! Nyah nyah! The real players are a lot cooler than your lusers, puppet nation of mine!
*starts preparing a fictional sacrifice for She Who is Feared*
Thy will shall be done, Mighty One!

...and we have the fake mod!

we're getting there!

boom
boom
boom
boom
boom
BOOM!

:eek: *hides and fears for her n00bish life* :(

:eek: *hides and fears for her n00bish life* :(
*grabs KulKuriara in the magical anti-n00b net and sends her into Tink's dungeon to await m0d sacrifice.

*demands her cookie in anger of her capture* :mad:

http://wiki.coolmon.org/files/cookie.jpg

Now await torment and sacrifice!

*munches on the cookie, crumbs getting all over the floor of Tink's dungeon*
HAHA!
*swipes the cookie crumbs and fights dirty, throwing them into BLARG'S eyes*





mmm...n00bie rebellion..

*munches on the cookie, crumbs getting all over the floor of Tink's dungeon*
HAHA!
*swipes the cookie crumbs and fights dirty, throwing them into BLARG'S eyes*





mmm...n00bie rebellion..

*paws at eyes*

*wipes out cumbss then laughs. The n00b is in a force field cage. Obviously hasn't been to Tink's d ungeon before*

*walks away and starts building alter*

hmm...
...well shit...
*crosses her arms over her chest and pouts a bit*

whydo people hanker after magic powers? Why can;t you people settle down and rest first and think that magic powers aren't truely that great.

hmm...
...well shit...
*crosses her arms over her chest and pouts a bit*
haha! us oldies always win!


I want my magical powers because I want magical powers.


*finishes building alter, lights it, sprays some incense.*

*open force cage to prepare to sacrifice n00b*

your noob is dead.

x.x

your noob is dead.

*looks at n00b, grins*

soon to be. . .soon to be. . .

*shoots n00b*

EDIT: Kul - you're supposed to escape now, I opened the cage, I haven't sacrificed you yet

*looks at n00b, grins*

soon to be. . .soon to be. . .

*shoots n00b*

EDIT: Kul - you're supposed to escape now, I opened the cage, I haven't sacrificed you yet


-_- it's already dead why shoot it again?

*runs away and hides in a nearby forest while laughing maniacly at the OTHER, dead n00b* hah....n00b...

Well, once I get the forum issues ironed out with my Bastard Mod from Hell alter-ego puppet there, Reploid Seductions will make an appearance to appreciate the attention =p

Bring out the n00b torches! =D

-_- it's already dead why shoot it again?
nope, shot you. you're dead! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-021.gif

*runs off to look for other n00b*

*feels a sneeze coming on* ..ah....ah...ah...
*thinking*.o0(oh hell)
ACHOOO!!!
*starts moving on foot through the forest...stumbles a few times like in those horrible horror flicks* damn these n00bish feet!!

nope, shot you. you're dead! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-021.gif

*runs off to look for other n00b*


That explains the big hole in my chest.


*falls back and turns to dust*

Can we have our magic powers conform to "Mage: The Ascension" rules, 'cause I don't want to have to memorize spells, or pray for them, or choose between 3rd Ed Wizard vs Sorceror rules...

or maybe "Unknown Armies" rules...

*hears sneeze. Runs through woods following sound of fleeing n00b*

*while running, pulls out spell book and begins incantation of sacrifice*

*trips, falls*

*hears another romping through the woods towards her general direction and then suddenly hears a thud* 0.o

*stops in her tracks to cease the noise of her feet*



*waits............and an ostrich comes by (popular in KulKuriaran forests ya know) jumps on the ostrich's back, seizing his neck like a joystick for steering purposes* WEEHEHEHE!!! *off at a running pace through the woods....ostrich speed*

EDIT: which i have just found - "ostrich speed" is up to 45mph

*gets up, chases after Kul*

analogy of me chasing you on ostrich (hint: I'm the car)

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Owned-RetardRally.jpg

*in a panic, turns the ostrich's neck too hard to the left and it snaps* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..... *makes an icky face*

*falls with the deceased ostrich to the ground and is run over by BLARG*
...ouch...

Ahhh. . .that was well worth it.

*pops a beer and lights up*

*offers Kul and mysteriously appearing corpse of Lorang Halus one*

*feels a sneeze coming on* ..ah....ah...ah...
*thinking*.o0(oh hell)
ACHOOO!!!
*starts moving on foot through the forest...stumbles a few times like in those horrible horror flicks* damn these n00bish feet!!
~tiny claws are heard digging below her~

~closer...~

~closer...~

((I've been stuggling to get this posted for quite a while now.))

~tiny claws are heard digging below her~

~closer...~

~closer...~

((I've been stuggling to get this posted for quite a while now.))

lol. Sucks.

*emerges from tunnel*
*swirls a greenish bottle*
Not to worry, we can fix you right up, in plenty of time for the ceremony...

*starts preparing a fictional sacrifice for She Who is Feared*
Thy will shall be done, Mighty One!

Now we're talking. I'll delete you last! Maybe. Depends on how awesome the sacrifice is. Angry gods demand appeasement lest hellfire and deletion rain upon ye! I demand blood and torture, death and destruction of my sacrifices! None of this cookies and car chases like that pansy Reploid Productions!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/claw-kun/evilmod3.jpg
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

HEY! Who are you calling a pansy, you antisocial fictional darkside?! :mp5:

You, obviously. Playing all nice-nice with the lusers! Pheh! Weak!

Don't get smart with me, pale mockery of my modly awesomeness! I have the power to delete you and end your bastardly existance!

Yes.... feel the hatred, the temptation! All that power, and all it takes is the click of a button to wield it against the lusers who stand against you!

-Double post removed-

(The library's closed, so I'm trying to get an internet connection from my room. I'm not having much luck. *grumbles*
Gah, Rep Sed's sacrifice will have to wait. I can't fight with this any longer.
*begins planning...*)

*munches on the cookie, crumbs getting all over the floor of Tink's dungeon*
HAHA!
*swipes the cookie crumbs and fights dirty, throwing them into BLARG'S eyes*





mmm...n00bie rebellion..

damn n00bs, always making a mess http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/misc/5.gif no respect for their masters or their dungeons *sigh*

<snip>


*sigh* you have to go through the preperation of the sacrifice first. Duh. If the n00b isn't properly cleaned, you could get sick when we try to appease you.

Now, where was that other n00b?

*finds dead body*

*scrapes, boils, disinfects, finally, lights on fire*

Oh most holy mods (and dark side mods). please take acceptance of our most humble offering. A n00b who stumbled into the lands that n00bs should not tred into....Tink's dungeon. Take this offering and be sated.

I also demand chocolate! A lady must have the proper munchies while she watches sacrifices! =D

And I may need to beat down my Bastard alter-ego there. :mad:

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Ahhh. . .that was well worth it.

*pops a beer and lights up*

*offers Kul and mysteriously appearing corpse of Lorang Halus one*


Since when did my body can appear? It just turned to dust !!!!!!!!

Since when did my body can appear? It just turned to dust !!!!!!!!
That's why it's so mysterious, of course.

*makes an offering of a box of assorted chocolates*

http://www.punchstock.com/image/brand_x/2191999/large/bxp59165.jpg

*offers chocolate to Reppy*

Bodies don't turn into dust silly. It was sitting there. Now your re-animated corpse burned. But a necromancer brought you back so you can chill for a while.

*sacrifices the gundge to the mods*
:gundge:

*sacrifices another cookie to the mods*

the power I most want is the ability to make anyone laugh uncontrollably until and possibly even after they have peed their pants

http://www.punchstock.com/image/brand_x/2191999/large/bxp59165.jpg

*offers chocolate to Reppy*

Bodies don't turn into dust silly. It was sitting there. Now your re-animated corpse burned. But a necromancer brought you back so you can chill for a while.


That explains these fangs I have and the thirst I have for blood.

*grabs a random person, bites on teh neck and start feeding.*

Yum yum

[bump]

[bump]
*sacrifices blargs bumping to the lowliest mod he can find...*

hey, we gotta keep this going somehow. Reppy didn't post again. . .sad. Or even that bastard alter-ego Reploid Seductions.

Alas, even the moderators must succumb to the greater powers of college. None can stand in defiance of that which is called "Finals Week".

That explains these fangs I have and the thirst I have for blood.

*grabs a random person, bites on teh neck and start feeding.*

Yum yum
*opens fire with garlic-tipped darts*

EKKKKKKKKKKKK



Ducks behind a steel wall

*streaks thread*

it's still part of the ritual even though The Blue Viper got deated right?

How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets!

I'm not seeing enough blood! *nibbles chocolates*

PMSing mods demand blood! .... And more chocolate. Preferably truffles. Black cherry dark chocolate truffles.... mm....

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

I'm not seeing enough blood! *nibbles chocolates*

PMSing mods demand blood! .... And more chocolate. Preferably truffles. Black cherry dark chocolate truffles.... mm....


Hmf! Sissy nice-nice moderator! Blood is fine and dandy. But demanding chocolate? Come ON! You have the power to slay billions at a stroke! To ruin the lives of stupid lusers who spend entirely too much time on this game! You could get a little more inventive with your demands.

.... Okay, I could go for chocolate too, but really! You could demand so much more from these peons! Your own personal cult to sic on people who piss you off! Imagine the possibilities!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/claw-kun/evilmod4.jpg
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

I'm half expecting to hear you tell me to come to the dark side or something. :rolleyes: That would be amusing. A real mod butting heads with their Bastard Mod alter-ego. Yeah, right.

We all know I'd win.

Oh yeah right! I'm infinitely cooler than you!

But I have the sex appeal being as I have a more feminine figure. Plus I'm evil. That's like, +5 to awesomeness right there. I'm more badass than you'll ever be! Admit defeat!

*Sacrifices a large chocolate BLARG Statue to Reppy*

*Sacrifices a large chocolate BLARG Statue to Reppy*

YAY! Chocolate! ^o^ *pounces on the statue and starts munching*

*ponders what magical powers to begin handing out to the truly faithful*

YAY! Chocolate! ^o^ *pounces on the statue and starts munching*

*ponders what magical powers to begin handing out to the truly faithful*
:puppy dog eyes:

Oh, and the eyes are made out of black cherries.[/brown nose]

*gives Reppy her entire stash of Belgium chocolate and bakes her a huuuuuge chocolate cake*

*gives Reppy her entire stash of Belgium chocolate and bakes her a huuuuuge chocolate cake*
Without chocolate? :confused:

*wanders into the kitchen*
Look cake.
*eats cake*
Mmmmm.... wonder what that was for.

Without chocolate? :confused:
i bought some more!

*wanders into the kitchen*
Look cake.
*eats cake*
Mmmmm.... wonder what that was for.
bitch

*bakes another cake and hides it from everyone except Reppy*

i bought some more!
Good thinking

*licks out the bowl*

Good thinking

*licks out the bowl*
*helps*

*helps*
http://www.kompot.sk/chocolate_mouth.jpg

I haven't read this whole thread but didn't Demented Gophers (os some similar nation) demand magic powers last year? I seem to remember they didn't get them :l

:embarresed:
Sorry tink.
*offers tink a flower*

:embarresed:
Sorry tink.
*offers tink a flower*
awww, thanks sweetie :fluffle:

awww, thanks sweetie :fluffle:
*turns red*

*turns red*
cuteness! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


*bakes a cake for Branin*

Gee whiz, thanks.

will a 3 year old half eaten easter egg do?

I haven't read this whole thread but didn't Demented Gophers (os some similar nation) demand magic powers last year? I seem to remember they didn't get them :l
1. Yep (Demonic Gophers, he's in the thread)
2. They did actually get them... or atleast the forum title of 'forum Moderator' for a day...

1. Yep (Demonic Gophers, he's in the thread)
2. They did actually get them... or atleast the forum title of 'forum Moderator' for a day...

Cool! Thanx :)

*looks around for potential victims- er, sacrifices*

I leave for a day and people start posting. *sigh* Look what I missed.

*grabs noob, smothers n00b in chocolate, sticks raspberries in n00bs eyes, offers up to reppy*



Reppy modded my post too!

Damn right! ... Gee, maybe you guys should start keeping score on who's posts get the most modly messages tacked on? :p

I leave for a day and people start posting. *sigh* Look what I missed.

*grabs noob, smothers n00b in chocolate, sticks raspberries in n00bs eyes, offers up to reppy*



Reppy modded my post too!

Damn right! ... Gee, maybe you guys should start keeping score on who's posts get the most modly messages tacked on? :p

*Shakes head*
Of all people, BLARG, I thought you would have the decency to do things the right way!

*sets freshly-candied n00b on altar, douses with brandy, sets on fire*

There. n00b flambé. Enjoy. ;)

Ooooh, chocolate, booze, and things on fire! W00t!

Did it again! Ye Godz!

[I have 2 mod addons]

other scores will be noted later.

*looks around for potential victims- er, sacrifices*
*doesn't see any*
Grr... I'll have to make do with random/unspecified.

*hangs sacrifice from the ceiling by its ankles with piano wire*
*ties more piano wire around wrists, stretches vertically*
*sets to work with knife, flaming gasoline-soaked bamboo splinters, and red-hot iron spikes*
*builds bonfire, sets up black cauldron upon it*
*fills with top-quality chocolate chips*
*having observed earlier posts, adds a few bottles of brandy*
*fires barbed darts at the sacrifice while waiting for the cauldron to heat*
*finally, cuts piano wire with a thrown knife*
Sploosh!
*adds more brandy, ignites*
FOOM!

OooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh! Overkill, I like!

*wonders what I have to do to get post modded*

I mean, my sig has been modified five or six times. A couple times just for a joke even. But my posts, now there is a task. [/talking to self]

*has idea*

<insert obscenity here>

Aw, obscenities make Reppy sad. :(

Yikes!

*hides under the table*

Why don't these people who want sacrificial powers ever want them to do good?

Because good sucks. Evil is much more rewarding!

Hey! You! Edit yer own posts, evil alter-ego! Don't go tempting the players astray! Go back to tormenting your lusers!

But I want to turn your players into lusers, too! More fun for the bastard mod from hell that way!

Oh just go away already! Evil flippin' bastard...

all tehse new fangled methods of sacrifice.. back in my, day, we used a chainsaw...

*revs chainsaw*

YEEEOOOOW!!!!! here n00by n00by n00by....

will a 3 year old half eaten easter egg do?

I'll eat it if you won't. :D

Yikes!

*hides under the table*

Why don't these people who want sacrificial powers ever want them to do good?

Because good sucks. Evil is much more rewarding!

Hey! You! Edit yer own posts, evil alter-ego! Don't go tempting the players astray! Go back to tormenting your lusers!

But I want to turn your players into lusers, too! More fun for the bastard mod from hell that way!

Oh just go away already! Evil flippin' bastard...

Gosh! I don't remember posting all of that

*worries*

*Swings down off a chandelier, sweeps Iki off her feet, and lays a big smackeroo on her*

Hey, honey. Long time, no see.

*Instantly attains enlightenment, magical powers, and a natural-looking, streak-free tan*

*Swings down off a chandelier, sweeps Iki off her feet, and lays a big smackeroo on her*

Hey, honey. Long time, no see.

*Instantly attains enlightenment, magical powers, and a natural-looking, streak-free tan*

Woohoo!

*kisses Luna*

How you doing, lady? I was going to TM you this week & see if you were still around, & now here you are :)

*wonders what I have to do to get post modded*

I mean, my sig has been modified five or six times. A couple times just for a joke even. But my posts, now there is a task. [/talking to self]

*has idea*

<insert obscenity here>

Aw, obscenities make Reppy sad. :(
Infidel!
*opens fire on Branin with sleeping darts*
The next sacrifice has been found.

Infidel!
*opens fire on Branin with sleeping darts*
The next sacrifice has been found.

*Buys 55-gallon drum of brandy for Branin Flambé...and drinking*

*sits on log by fire waiting for Branin Flambe.*

BLARG - 2
Branin - 2
Ikitiok - 4
Dem Gop - 1

As this one has offended the Mods, a proper ceremony is required.
*starts the drums*
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~
~Boom!~

*grumbles about Jolt not having enough font sizes*

Whoo! Hear that bass rumble! Feel the drums, yeah!

*get the FIRE STARTED!*


*starts up the massive bonfire-orgy-flambe session*

*sits on log by fire waiting for Branin Flambe.*

BLARG - 2
Branin - 2
Ikitiok - 4

:confused:

:confused:
I think it is the score for number of post modded, but I'm not sure. Because I only think I have one modded post.

p.s.NO SACRIFICING ME :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:

Branin - you have 2 modedited posts, I counted. And yes, thats the score.

I'm sure Reppy will be back when the dreaded 'finals week' is over.

EDIT: *sacrifices Branin*

*sacrifices you all to her Lord Max Barry!* I want magical game admin powers! :p

p.s.NO SACRIFICING ME
*ties up Branin to avoid any attempts to interfere with the ceremony*
*begins decorating altar, drawing symbols on the floor, etc.*

So...I see that this thread has been about as successful as the others. :)

I wonder who's been modding posts this time around. *looks around for Moderators*

(('Tis easy to tell, now. Jolt puts in an "Edited by" line, even for Mod-edits.))

(('Tis easy to tell, now. Jolt puts in an "Edited by" line, even for Mod-edits.))

Shhhh. Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Modewatoes. ;)

No hunting cute ninja mods! *thwaps HotRodia over the head with one of her turnip-shaped modbombs* Be nice! :(

Shhhh. Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Modewatoes. ;)

:eek:
Surely you shall be killed! No NSer has ever braved the wrath of the Mods and lived to speak the tale!


*begins looking for front-row seats to the Mod-slaughtering of Hotrodia*

*is torn between sacrificing the Infidel and letting the Mods do it themselves*

Let me do it!
No! No bastard mods slaughtering my players!
Aw, yer no fun. Burn the lusers!
I'm gonna burn you if you don't shaddup, bastard mod alter-ego. ¬_¬

So what's that got to do with wanting magical powers? Or are those the powers you want? :p
What thats not magical enough for you?

Fine i want to have the ability to make NSers Disapear and be reborn as a ping Pong ball which two Chinese Table Tennis Masters can play with!
*Looks around*

The ability to fly through walls and walk through the skys
*Or was it the other way around?*...........

:eek:
Surely you shall be killed! No NSer has ever braved the wrath of the Mods and lived to speak the tale!


*begins looking for front-row seats to the Mod-slaughtering of Hotrodia*

It has already begun. *rubs bump on head from Reppy's modbomb* :(

I'll forgive you if you light up some n00bs! We've had an awful lot of them lately. Burn the n00bs!

I wonder what the proper roasting time is for a human sacrifice...
*drags out The Cannibal's Guide to Fine European Cuisine*
Hmm...WHAT?!?!
Somebody tore out the entry for crispy southerm-fried n00b already!

Darth Deshoonde, Emperor Trilkan's apprentice, stood silently as though nothing has happened. Then, all of a sudden begins to sing *in a high pitched, male voice*:

"I'VE GOT THE POWER! I'VE GOT THE DARK SIDE! WOOH, WOO WOO! I GOT THE DARK SIDE! I CAN CRUSH PEOPLE! ELECTICUTE THEM! VAPORIZE THEM! YEAH! WHAT? OK! I'VE GOT THE POWER! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEE YEEAAAH! PARTY MAN! PARTY MA-AN!"

(Got board))

I smell sacrifice!

I wonder what the proper roasting time is for a human sacrifice...
*drags out The Cannibal's Guide to Fine European Cuisine*
Hmm...WHAT?!?!
Somebody tore out the entry for crispy southerm-fried n00b already!

YOU CAME BACK!
(ah-hem... now that's over)

Crispy southern fried n00b is for chumps. What you want is vindaloo n00b, because it's flametacular.

*sacrifices Neo-A in the sacred vat of vindaloo sauce*

This is too spicy for me. I prefer Korma.

YOU CAME BACK!
(ah-hem... now that's over)

Crispy southern fried n00b is for chumps. What you want is vindaloo n00b, because it's flametacular.

*sacrifices Neo-A in the sacred vat of vindaloo sauce*

This is too spicy for me. I prefer Korma.
Hmm...
I've been sacrificed, and yet I'm still here.
Odd, that.

...I wonder if I taste any good?

*ponders whether it's worth the certain doom that would be brought upon her if she tried*

Hmm...
I've been sacrificed, and yet I'm still here.
Odd, that.

...I wonder if I taste any good?

*ponders whether it's worth the certain doom that would be brought upon her if she tried*

*samples* Pretty good. Needs a little more salt. ;)

So what's that got to do with wanting magical powers? Or are those the powers you want? :p
What thats not magical enough for you?

Fine i want to have the ability to make NSers Disapear and be reborn as a ping Pong ball which two Chinese Table Tennis Masters can play with!
*Looks around*

The ability to fly through walls and walk through the skys
*Or was it the other way around?*...........

I didnt want to edit i wanted to post damnit.

*samples* Pretty good. Needs a little more salt. ;)
What youve never tasted NAs Eyeball its like ummm.......The Beach.......

The ability to make the Ace of Spades the Queen of Diamonds.?

Its "Quick to the Batmobile!" not the bat cave
quick! to the bat-cave!

Its the bat cave if I say it is!


*losses count of Rep/Sed mod alterations*

*stops caring*

From the shadows a barely discernable figure wait. Slitted green eyes watch carefully for movment. A slight hissing is accompanied by the rasping of steel on leather. The shadow spots a n00b, strolling casually by. The n00b litters. The shadow lashes out and striked the n00b in the head, stunning him. The shadow grabs the n00b and huals him to an alter, then retreats to await the priests/priestesses of sacrifice.

WARNING, NO THREAD LITTERING

The n00b had missed the sign.

*escapes* Cause I'm invisible

*escapes* Cause I'm invisible
uses anti-invisible net to catch Branin

uses anti-invisible net to catch Branin
damn

Its "Quick to the Batmobile!" not the bat cave
Holy Gemima and MAnu BAtman!

I want the ability to bend through things and see Steel!
or something like that!

I want the powers to raise land mass, speed up geologic and ecologic processes, and to teleport! Then I can create my own unchartered island in the Pacific Ocean and settle there in one day.

I want the powers to raise land mass, speed up geologic and ecologic processes, and to teleport! Then I can create my own unchartered island in the Pacific Ocean and settle there in one day.
*drops a mountain on you*
*with much pomp and circumstance gives remains to the mods*

*trips Branin as mountain drops*

*trips Branin as mountain drops*
*trips the mountain as Branin drops*

THIS THREAD MUST NOT DIE!!!! THIS THREAD MUST BE ON THE FIRST PAGE!!!

THIS THREAD . . .ohhh. . .a buffet bar. . .



*walks off*

*gifts the temple with several bottles of vodka* Who among the faithful knows the drinking game "I've Never"? >=D

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Modsig2.JPG
~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

*gifts the temple with several bottles of vodka* Who among the faithful knows the drinking game "I've Never"? >=D

*drinks*

;)

I've never ever hit on Reploid Productions.

*drinks*

;)

I've never ever hit on Reploid Productions.

nope, never done that.

*drinks*

I've never impersonated a mod

nope, never done that.

*drinks*

I've never impersonated a mod

Well damn, I guess I hafta drink on that one. *drinks*

I've never killed anyone in anything other than cold blood!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/claw-kun/evilmod4.jpg
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!

Nope, never killed anyone yet.

*takes a drink*

oh wait, all those sacrificed n00bs. . . .

*goes into corner, gives drink back to the floor*

Nope, never killed anyone yet.

*takes a drink*

oh wait, all those sacrificed n00bs. . . .

*goes into corner, gives drink back to the floor*
I've never given my drinks back to the floor...toilet, maybe, but not floor.

*wonders what to do if he doesn't like vodka*
(read as "well disguised bump")

well, you could try sake? Or I've found that Dr. Pepper spiked with vanilla flavored vodka tastes real good- you don't hardly taste the vodka in it if mixed right. =9

Can I join your drinking game? I've never posted in this thread before.

*drinks*

And are you still demanding magical powers?

*drinks Dr. Pepper*

And are you still demanding magical powers?
I'm not sure anymore. All I know is that I must catch up on the drinking, cause everybody else is ahead of me.

*absconds with much alcohol*

I've never absconded with alcohol.

*drinks*

And whatever everyone else is doing, I demand magical powers! Powers to get absurdly drunk!

Goobergunch prowls through the Great Temple of the Moderators, noticing an alarmingly large number of names that he associates with the Latter Ages of NationStates - the Fourth and Fifth Ages, the Time of the Jolt. He is content without any magical powers in this area, knowing he has a few odd powers of his own in a separate realm; he has come to terms with his unworthiness but still has his pride and his traditions. He grabs one of the random n00bs that is in the area.

I am Goobergunchia of Democratic Underground. You have offended the Lords and Ladies by using the Smiley of Fluffle, truly an Abomination unto Max. Furthermore, you have forsaken the Smiley of Twisted in its favor! You shall pay for this!

He grabs some alcohol from the inebriated priests and dashes it across the hapless victim, who is now bound and gagged on the nearest of the Altars. He lights a match....

*drinks to the burning of the n00b*

Yes! ye gods require a new sacrifice

*starts to dance and drink at the same time*

Goobergunch prowls through the Great Temple of the Moderators, noticing an alarmingly large number of names that he associates with the Latter Ages of NationStates - the Fourth and Fifth Ages, the Time of the Jolt. He is content without any magical powers in this area, knowing he has a few odd powers of his own in a separate realm; he has come to terms with his unworthiness but still has his pride and his traditions. He grabs one of the random n00bs that is in the area.

I am Goobergunchia of Democratic Underground. You have offended the Lords and Ladies by using the Smiley of Fluffle, truly an Abomination unto Max. Furthermore, you have forsaken the Smiley of Twisted in its favor! You shall pay for this!

He grabs some alcohol from the inebriated priests and dashes it across the hapless victim, who is now bound and gagged on the nearest of the Altars. He lights a match....Ha.

The other in the temple whirled as he turned to see the energy cloud moving towards him. He retreated slightly, open-mouthed, but it was already too late. The sacrificed n00b to appeal to the Spirits of the DEATed flamed*, but another drama was going on in the temple simultaneously. Goobergunchia realized too late the power of Him Beyond Nationstates as the cloud advanced mercilessly through the statues of the greatest NSers.

I am Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe. The voice seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere at once. They say I have no power among the moderators. Perhaps that is true, but I have powers beyond those. A low chuckle emanated from somewhere.

One of the (slightly inebriated) mods stirred, alert suddenly, staring at Czardas as the cloud of molecules slowly formed itself into a recognizable human form.

For too long, you have worshipped at this temple, and abandoned the true ruler of the Universe. For that, you must die...

In the distance posters such as LP, Sdaeriji, Tink, etc. are seen retreating, only to find the gates locked behind them. Czardas's human incarnation grins slightly, drawing two swords out of sheaths in the sides.

I agree, death is not pleasant, is it? But NationStates is dying. And I– I shall live forever...

*pun intended ;)

The glowing entity settled into a human-esqe form and grinned. It breathed its heresies and false prophecies, trying to debase the faith of the preists and preistesses of the High Temple of the Mods. With a snaked tounge he sputtered forth his high ideals and bade the faithful to follow the false idols of the power outside of the Nation-States.

The thing drew its sowrds at side and began to speak in high forlorn noises. The High Priest* drew himself and cast an instant focus spell. The intoxicating affects of the liquer wore off immediatly. With a full concious and clear mind, the High Preist began to speak. As he did so, the air around him crackled. His hair began to flow around his head, shooting out with the currents charging the air around him. As the High Priest opened his eyes, they blazed a firey blue.

The power of the mods had been summoned. The High Priest grinned. This whelping of a fake idol would be no challenge. His heresie would not live the night

The High Priest spoke.

"Oh beware ye who hath defiled this holy shrine unto the moderators. Ye tread on the ground that is holier than thou. What ye dared not to fathom shall be your undoing. Ye shall be joined in battle and thou shall be defeated upon this high icon to the temple of the moderators."

*the high priest would be me

*drinks to the burning of the n00b*

Yes! ye gods require a new sacrifice

*starts to dance and drink at the same time*

*the high priest would be me*

The other high priest thinks that you have probably spilled your drink by now, what with the drunken dancing and whatnot.

*moves away from BLARG's spill*

*stumbles*

Goobergunch knew that his limited powers did not extend to warding off the Lord of Reality. However, he recalled that Max Himself had a few skills in this manner. Forcing himself to recall the great ReRouting of Paradise.Net.NZ, he ran for the nearest restroom.

It's a good thing that all of the bathrooms in the Great Temple have shower stalls. Now, let's see about turning it on....

The shower was a bit stuck, but he eventually managed to activate it. Thankfully, the pressure was still strong.

W00t. Eyes closed, head back. I shall ride the walrus....

A laugh echoed through the Temple as Czardas appeared. A shadow moved in the flickering torchlight. Moved... and grew. Stretching to match the size of the intruder, Zeek stepped forward.

"You claim to be Supreme Ruler of the Universe. I have met Masters of the Universe before... and I assure you you are overmatched. If you wish to live forever, you would be wise to speak more respectfully of those I choose to serve, especially in this holy place.

Death can actually be quite nice, once you get to know him. You shall have a very long time to do so."

The Demonic Gopher king drew the long sword he carried at his side, and produced a curve-bladed dagger in his free hand.

Zeek stepped forward and attempted to seize Czardas by the shoulders. What came next seemed to come in a blur. Czardas grinned down at Zeek, staring in surprise at the two blades. The dagger had gone through his heart, while the sword had pierced Czardas, yet it seemed to do him no harm.

Unlike you, I cannot die, said Czardas. Perhaps it is rather a pity.

He swept on to face the priests. And you, all of you, I will watch you die. For, you see, it is tonight that you shall go out...shall we say...in a blaze of glory. He chuckled darkly. You see, you were doomed centuries ago when the Fourth Age of Jolt began...

For uncounted years a fire has been burning beneath the Temple of Moderators. It started out as a small blaze, the size of a match. But it grew, spreading through the ground and finding food in everything. It took it fifteen hundred years to consume the foundation of the Temple.

A gasp went up from a few.

Yes. One foundation of the Temple of Moderators is already consumed. Soon the Jolt Plateau will collapse, and the Temple will collapse with it. Think of it- all your precious Max built for you, in ruins about your feet. Not even your so-called "Moderators" can help you then. If they even exist...

He whirled on BLARGistania. You call me a heretic. Perhaps I am. I am going now. But mark well what I said. It will come back to haunt you.

Czardas broke out into a fit of maniacal laughter, resounding throughout the Temple of Moderators.

Then, he was gone...

"Flee, then, coward... but it is too late to escape now. Perhaps you cannot die, but you can still meet Death; once my blades pierce your heart, you are doomed."

He sheathed his weapons, knowing that a power beyond any single universe had marked Czardas for the hunt.

"So long as we remain, the Temple will stand. So long as we remain, NationStates is strong. The time may come when Jolt crumbles, but NS will survive its passing as long as we remain.

And I, for one, will NOT give up!"

Zeek went back to work, preparing for the next sacrifice.

((I'll let it pass this time, but do allow me to decide the actions of my character. Zeek is generally happy to let an enemy make the first move. He's also immortal, by the way.))

((Oh, that wasn't clear, sorry.))

The massive ghostly figure made its way along a path down the cliffside. High above, the Temple of Moderators gleamed white. The moon hid behind a cloud. The only light came from the Temple itself...and a small entrance much farther down the cliff, at the end of the Path of Doom, overlooking the bottomless chasm that led down into cyberspace.

The figure entered this opening, bending low to get in. Inside, the light gleamed from a blaze spreading through the hole. The figure climbed through holes, following the fire. It seemed to be unable to touch it. And ever higher the figure climbed, towards the top of the hill. Now it came to stone: foundations for the Temple of Moderators. All was silent. For years it had been digging out the space below the Temple...all in preparation for tonight.

With one razor-sharp iron claw, it pulled a bottle of flammable liquid out of the folds of its cloak. Czardas's orders would be carried out. Democratic Underground, the Cults, NationStates - all would be gone tonight.

The figure poured out the entire contents of the bottle onto the cold ground directly beneath the floor of the Temple.

Then, it lit a match...

In the Temple of Moderators, no one noticed the little orange flame leaping up from between the cracks in between the stones on which the statues of Cogitation and Reploid Productions were built. (OOC: I'm assuming there are statues of the mods all over the place which come to life when needed.) That is, until an observant young roleplayer saw it.

Czardas couldn't have been right, could he? he asked.

Chaos broke out in the temple. Priests and worshippers alike crowded around the small but growing flame. On cue, Goobergunchia rushed from the showers, a bucket of water in his hand. Pushing his way to the fire, he hurled the water on it. Black smoke went up, but the fire seemed stronger than before.

What's going on? an inexperienced player asked of BLARGistania.

It's Czardas, answered the high priest grimly. He's used GameCode, a flammable liquid to increase the fire.

Isn't our security system good enough to prevent that? asked the player.

No. You see our security system is most vulnerable, as it itself relies on GameCode. It's the equivalent of Czardas having become the Game Administrator and having decided to destroy NS. He's hacked it better than the Hack, said the high priest.

Then, to everyone's surprise, the eyes of the statue of The Most Glorious Hack began to move. Very slowly, they rolled across to face the fire. Everyone stared, breathless. The Most Glorious Hack was moving. The fire had alerted the Moderators, who were now awakening. <insert trumpet music here> As Max had promised ages ago, the Mods would come in the time of greatest need. Everyone was so awed as other statues began to stir that they paid no attention to anything else.

Then a very young NSer, little older than twelve, screamed. Everyone turned back to the fire. It was now blazing twelve feet in the air and licking the walls of the Temple of Moderators, which were starting to collapse. It was easy to see what had fanned it: an open door. The n00bs, flamers, trolls, and rule-breakers had all escaped, seeing their captors rapt with astonishment. Already the statue of Frisbeeteria was moving to pursue them, but it had not warmed enough for the stone to fall away from the statues.

The players in charge of factions headed for the door. Where are you going? asked BLARGistania.

Goobergunchia, the last among them, turned before leaving. To get help, he said. From Democratic Underground.

Inside, the temple blazed, the mods began to move. Either NS would die in the next ten minutes...or the mods would save it. Which would it be? And where was Czardas? How had he escaped? And who would find the n00bs?

Coming soon: NationStates: The Last Battle