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Any "your mom!" jokes that're actually funny?

Colodia
24-04-2005, 02:42
I mean really....most of all the ones I've heard are old and not funny anymore. Being in high school, I hear them everyday.

It's evolved to the point where we just add "...your mom..." to every statement.

"I washed my clothes"
"YOUR MOM washed my clothes!"
New Dobbs Town
24-04-2005, 02:43
No. They don't exist.
New Genoa
24-04-2005, 02:44
I give good head.

No YOUR MOM gives good head.
Colodia
24-04-2005, 02:44
No. They don't exist.
Like Paradise America?
Holy Sheep
24-04-2005, 02:44
If they did exist, they would cause the universe to implode.
Nova Roma
24-04-2005, 02:45
Sorry, none exist...

HOWEVER,

The good jokes no longer lie in adding "Your mom!", but "Your grandma!"
Super-power
24-04-2005, 02:47
If they did exist, they would cause the universe to implode.
Your mom causes the universe to implode! :D
New Genoa
24-04-2005, 02:47
how about...

YOUR KARMA!
Kryozerkia
24-04-2005, 02:54
They all suck.
Frisbeeteria
24-04-2005, 03:00
I dunno. I think there are a few clever ones in all the crap out there ...Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Of course these aren't properly "Your mom", they're "Yo mama" jokes. Maybe that makes a difference.
Trilateral Commission
24-04-2005, 03:26
treat ur mother right

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300
Santa Barbara
24-04-2005, 03:27
Any "your mom!" jokes that're actually funny?

Your mom thinks they're funny.
DoDoBirds
24-04-2005, 03:31
In Soviet Russia, you do not milk cow, COW MILK YOU!

Alright, besides that...
Your mom...
uhm...
come on, there has to be something funny..
Damnit... :(
New Foxxinnia
24-04-2005, 05:44
Me: You're a dick.
Friend: At least I have one.
Me: Your Mom had a dick, last night.
Ralina
24-04-2005, 06:37
Wow, where do you find videos like that. And what a perfict video for this thread, I am crying from laughter.
Kinda Sensible people
24-04-2005, 06:41
Any "your mom!" jokes that're actually funny?

Only in parody...

I prefer to respond with "Your Hampster" jokes... They screw with people's heads.
Diaga Ceilteach Impire
24-04-2005, 06:52
I mean really....most of all the ones I've heard are old and not funny anymore. Being in high school, I hear them everyday.

It's evolved to the point where we just add "...your mom..." to every statement.

"I washed my clothes"
"YOUR MOM washed my clothes!"

the're not the type of people one could ever get into an intelligent convo with , thus the best thing to do is knock them over the head with a mace then raid and plunder their homes while using the scorched earth policy , but not too vast because we could plunder of them in the future.
Diaga Ceilteach Impire
24-04-2005, 06:58
treat ur mother right

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

:eek:
Lacadaemon
24-04-2005, 07:00
none of them are really funny. They can get you punched in the face however.
New Sancrosanctia
24-04-2005, 07:01
treat ur mother right

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300
oh my fucking god. look at his shorts. LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMO SHORT SHORTS! shit. must be a damn cucumber in there or somethin.
Angry Fruit Salad
24-04-2005, 07:10
http://www.yourmom.com/


I bet this is posted already.
German Nightmare
24-04-2005, 11:30
treat ur mother right

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

OMG this is fucking hilarious!!!!

Mr. T in short pants?!? Singing about YOUR mama? (hehe)
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
24-04-2005, 11:39
treat ur mother right

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

...wow... euthanize me, please.
Ermarian
24-04-2005, 12:02
knock them over the head with a mace

With a lead pipe, rather! [/useless inside joke]