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27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . by sasha
27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . .

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.
*2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
*5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
*6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
*10 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
*11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
*12 . Play with her hair.
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*18. Carve your names into a Tree.
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
*20 . Give her piggyback rides.
*21 . Bring her Flowers just because.
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
*26 . Kiss her in the rain.
*27 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.

Feh, too cliche for my tastes.

You forgot the most important one, dive in mouth first between her legs.

Uh... I'd smile if I felt the desire to be nice... :rolleyes:

You forgot the most important one, dive in mouth first between her legs.

No the goal is to get her to like you, not for her to slap you.

these ones appear to be particularly stupid:


*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

*12 . Play with her hair.

*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.

*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

No the goal is to get her to like you, not for her to slap you.
i've never been slapped for that.

Yea, true enough, I thought the same. Then again, I'm pretty shy, so I wouldn't do any of that unless I was sure I wasn't going to get rejected.

No the goal is to get her to like you, not for her to slap you.

Something tells me you have been doing it wrong :p

i've never been slapped for that.

Were they in parties? developed relationships? If so, I wouldn't think you would get slapped...but it really depends on the girl. If you just do it then you would get slapped.

Something tells me you have been doing it wrong :p

There's no wrong when you have a bottle of Myers Rum down your throat.

16 is only if you want to run away with her in the middle of the night for a private ceremony, because as sweet as she might think it is, mummy daddy and the little brother who get woken up in the early hours will not appreciate it.

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.
*2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
*5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
*6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
*10 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
*11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
*12 . Play with her hair.
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*18. Carve your names into a Tree.
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
*20 . Give her piggyback rides.
*21 . Bring her Flowers just because.
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
*26 . Kiss her in the rain.
*27 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.
All of them are lame, braindead and silly. Some are downright creepy (*16). It sounds like a 14 year old girl wrote this list.

Actually *13 *14 *15 might be passable.

There's no wrong when you have a bottle of Myers Rum down your throat.

Abundance of alcohol, huh?

Maybe that's why you got slapped.

don't throw pebbles at windows, a distaster waiting to happen.

and carving trees is dumb.

Generally speaking anything nausiatingly over-romantic goes down well. But don't just play off a list, you can tell from talking to the girl when is a good time to do things.

Spontaneous acts go down well.

Wait, do these work on any girl???

*goes to try #13 on random girl walking down the street*

I liked it...maybe I'm just too romantic at heart *swoon*. (No, I'm a guy, really)

Wait, do these work on any girl???

*goes to try #13 on random girl walking down the street*

careful not to get slapped

*goes to try #13 on random girl walking down the street*
*stalks random girl and does #16 whilst she's sleeping*
OWW!

Nope, doesn't work!

Well, it was worth a shot. Turns out the girl on the street recently read a list called "27 ways to make a boy smile".

I guess #18 was to "call the cops on him".

But ok, being serious now. (:

The list is pretty good. It's "cliche" but, in my experience, girls really are hopeless romantics. Some of those you wouldn't do unless you've been dating for a long time as you might come on "too strong" too early.
I wouldn't try 16 or 19 ever.

Well, I've dated enough...but most of the girls I've gotten into have been one nighters, or one weekers, or something around that. I'm actually wanting a sort of long term relationship now, and I don't want to throw this girl away because I do something stupid.

From a woman's POV - major turn off. The best way? Or one of the best - in addition to being her boyfriend, be her friend.

From my point of view... #13 would work.... #19 would result in a slap. Or a knee to the balls. Would depend how mad I was.

The rest would have worked....when I was 14....(except for the creepy pebble throwing one :S)

Alright, say you get invited to the prom by a girl that you barely even talk to, and just have a few classes with her. Now, you say yes, because it's prom, and it's an offer you can't pass up. But, I mean it's pretty weird to go to prom and not even talk to each other until prom night. Do you think inviting her to the movies is a good idea?

yeah ask her out to the movies, great idea. it will make the prom that much more fun since youll know each other better

and when you pick her up for the prom TELL HER SHE LOOKS GREAT. she spent weeks picking out that dress and all day getting ready. even if she looks like crap, tell her she looks amazing.

I never did the whole prom thing (my school had one but I went to the pub instead :cool: ) but asking her to the movies sounds like a good idea to me.

and when you pick her up for the prom TELL HER SHE LOOKS GREAT. she spent weeks picking out that dress and all day getting ready. even if she looks like crap, tell her she looks amazing.

Definitely. Thats a better way to make her smile than any of those reasons listed above.

I never did the whole prom thing (my school had one but I went to the pub instead :cool: ) but asking her to the movies sounds like a good idea to me.

It's actually pretty interesting. My friend is having an afterprom party in the same hotel, and I was going to go...but the group I'm going with now are more... Christian... if you get my drift...so we're going bowling - but meh, it's fine by me.

And everyone else, thanks!

Definitely. Thats a better way to make her smile than any of those reasons listed above.
or he can do what i did and stammer out a few choice adjectives (barely avoiding saying "hot as hell" in front of her mother) once you manage to pick up your jaw from the floor.

That's one creepy list. Who the hell wrote that?

That's one creepy list. Who the hell wrote that?
It was linked on my friend's Xanga.

It was linked on my friend's Xanga.

You don't wanna know what kind of a mental image that gave me.

This is lame, I understand that ... but is this true? I need to confirm before I do any of this...

Yep, this is pretty lame. But you already knew that. Knowing that, why inflict it on anyone else?

Does number 9 seem to be saying "Don't be a man-whore" to anyone else?

Does number 9 seem to be saying "Don't be a man-whore" to anyone else?

Yeah.

You don't wanna know what kind of a mental image that gave me.

:D You just sparked my curiosity.

or he can do what i did and stammer out a few choice adjectives (barely avoiding saying "hot as hell" in front of her mother) once you manage to pick up your jaw from the floor.
and was she pleased with this reaction?

and I was going to go...but the group I'm going with now are more... Christian... if you get my drift...

No, not really.

No, not really.

Meh, oh well.

#28 Murder someone and bring her the corpse so you can both hack up the body and bury it by the creek.

#29 Commit arson so you can buy her flowers.

#30 Become a pussy vegetarian.

#31 Admit to being schizophrenic.

#32 Make a cult that worships her as the eternal blood goddess that demands koala bear sacrifices on a weekly basis (the koala bear must be castrated and cut into fourteen distinct pieces that resemble Bob Saget or Margaret Thatcher)

That's all that was missing.

It's actually pretty interesting. My friend is having an afterprom party in the same hotel, and I was going to go...but the group I'm going with now are more... Christian... if you get my drift...so we're going bowling - but meh, it's fine by me.

Strip bowling?

#28 Murder someone and bring her the corpse so you can both hack up the body and bury it by the creek.

Yea, that's how I met my last girlfriend...but the relationship got messy when she met a new guy and I was the only "living to corpse" option around her at the moment.

#29 Commit arson so you can buy her flowers.

Arson for flowers is childs play. I'll burn down the forest, and name the entire new area in her name.

#30 Become a pussy vegetarian.

Good idea.


#32 Make a cult that worships her as the eternal blood goddess that demands koala bear sacrifices on a weekly basis (the koala bear must be castrated and cut into fourteen distinct pieces that resemble Bob Saget or Margaret Thatcher)

That's all that was missing.

Eh, real or stuffed Koala Bear?

#33 Escape from prison and lock her up in a cabin so that you two can be together.

#34 Carry several photographs of her with you at all times. Wallpaper your room with them too.

Ok. Now, I think that's it.

#33 Escape from prison and lock her up in a cabin so that you two can be together.

#34 Carry several photographs of her with you at all times. Wallpaper your room with them too.

Ok. Now, I think that's it.

No you missed reserving your closet for placing pictures sorrounded by blood red candles.

Feh. Romance, love, sex. It disgusts me.

#35 Watch her while sleeps while tentatively chewing on a ham grinder. Wear a yellow raincoat while you do this with a hook.

anyway that list is only for girls who are already your girlfriend. they are absolutely not for girls you are only dating for the first time or have never dated at all. if you try them with girls who dont know you well you could end up getting your ass kicked by her older brother.


#35 get into a fight with the captain of the football team after he accidentally bumps into her in the hallway

Naw, the secret to getting a girl to smile and love you for all time is to make her coffee every morning.

Well, college girls at least. They're all addicted to coffee. ;)

Naw, the secret to getting a girl to smile and love you for all time is to make her coffee every morning.

Well, college girls at least. They're all addicted to coffee. ;)

Among other things...

Among other things...

Girls can only do three things and I think you know four of them.

Naw, the secret to getting a girl to smile and love you for all time is to make her coffee every morning.

Well, college girls at least. They're all addicted to coffee. ;)

Chocolate, man, chocolate. Never fails.

Chocolate, man, chocolate. Never fails.

The dude on that Hershey's Chocolate commercial showed all of us that.

The dude on that Hershey's Chocolate commercial showed all of us that.

Uh...right.

Uh...right.

Yeah...

*moving along*

Yeah...

*moving along*

I'd say flowers always work, too, but I was with a girl once who was allergic to almost any flower I thought of getting her. I suppose a girl could be allergic to chocolate, too, right?

The dude on that Hershey's Chocolate commercial showed all of us that.

"He" was a trannie.

I'd say flowers always work, too, but I was with a girl once who was allergic to almost any flower I thought of getting her. I suppose a girl could be allergic to chocolate, too, right?

It's possible.

I'd say flowers always work, too, but I was with a girl once who was allergic to almost any flower I thought of getting her. I suppose a girl could be allergic to chocolate, too, right?

If the girl's allergic to peanuts, then get her those. Or at least put killer bees in the flowers.

"He" was a trannie.

Yeah. "He" was something...

"True or not?"

"I really couldn't say, sir."

And I don't care.
*moves along*

"True or not?"

"I really couldn't say, sir."

And I don't care.
*moves along*

Wow. "I don't know and I don't care." Glad you weighed in on this topic, good sir/madam. You've contributed so much.

I know I haven't. It's a stupid topic with a stupid list written by a stupid angsty teenager.
And I need caffeine.

I know I haven't. It's a stupid topic with a stupid list written by a stupid angsty teenager.
And I need caffeine.

Well, you don't know that. Sasha can be a striptease babe for all you know!

Those suggestions were patronising. Girls aren't mentally deficient pets, to be coddled. A kiss from a bloke who angers me will land a knee in the groin (While I'm generally opposed to violence, some moments are to precious to pass up).

They were funny, I admit, but did you honestly post those suggestions for verification or to spark feminist vitreole? If someone thinks of girls (or guys, for that matter) in such a detached, other-species way, then they probably shouldn't be dating until their frontal lobe is further developed. Romance is a myth that disguises horny vulgarity as love. Maybe those tips work on girls who have been claimed by the helpless, fragile stereotype. If vapid, needy herd-animals are what does it for you, who am I to judge?

It's already been said, but I agree: Treat her (or him) as an equal, as a friend. And learn to love cunnilingus.

And learn to love cunnilingus.

This is going in my signature!

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.
I don't mind being told that i'm hot or fine (though beautiful is better)
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
but that would mean ringing her up in the middle of the night and you might wake her up, that would piss me off
*5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
no way, only if you've been going out with her for a long time! otherwise she'll probably freak out
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
if you have a nice voice then sure, sing to her, but if not then don't, that's just stupid
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
that's slightly stalkerish and creepy and i would be kinda annoyed at getting woken up in the middle of the night because my bf is too pathetic to wait a few more hours to see me
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
yeah, if you want your tongue bitten off :rolleyes:

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.

Does anybody else find it strange that the word "sexy" is blanked out? I mean, it isn't exactly offensive...

They forgot number 28 - Nitrous Oxide. :P

Does anybody else find it strange that the word "sexy" is blanked out? I mean, it isn't exactly offensive...
sex *giggle* is a naughty word

*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.


now if you do that, you'll gain a girl, but loose a whole lot of friends :D Sounds fun to have sex in the middle of the pub tho'

Feh, too cliche for my tastes.

Cliche maybe, but they work!

Cliche maybe, but they work!
not all of them, the only ones that would work on me are:

*6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

especially *13, i love play wrestling

most of them are a bit cliche, and over-romantic. some may work for a 8th grade school girl crush, and some are just downright stalkerish. some of them, when used in moderation may do you alot of good.

This is lame, I understand that ... but is this true? I need to confirm before I do any of this...

Yes, yes it's true... unless u know that she doesn't like you as anymore than a friend... then some of them won't work...

sex *giggle* is a naughty word
:eek: You said the S-- word! What would your mummy say? :p

:eek: You said the S-- word! What would your mummy say? :p
*blush* sorry Peechy

*blush* sorry Peechy
Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret. ;)
Mummy need never know that you said the s-- word.

I would get arrested if I tried most of them...

I never did the whole prom thing (my school had one but I went to the pub instead :cool: ) but asking her to the movies sounds like a good idea to me.

hehe, mine is in a few weeks. but its really just a cover so that we can get everyone from the other towns(my school covers about 8 towns) to come to our afterparty, which wont be any different than every weekend apart from the fact that we plan to spend 4x our usual booze budget

oh, and after talknig to my gf last night, i have a few to add to the list:

- tell her that her ex didnt deserve her
- tell her that you cannot bear to be away from her(if you are on the phone)
- when she is donig something else, just hold her from behind

they seem to work for me

- tell her that her ex didnt deserve her
- tell her that you cannot bear to be away from her(if you are on the phone)
- when she is donig something else, just hold her from behind

they seem to work for methe first and last ones are good, especially if you kiss her on her neck with th last one, the middle one however I hate when guys do that, makes me think he's pathetic, that could just be me though

the first and last ones are good, especially if you kiss her on her neck with th last one, the middle one however I hate when guys do that, makes me think he's pathetic, that could just be me though
well, it's one thing if he sees you every day. it's quite another in a long distance relationship. (grr, fucking 350 miles)
and when she's upset, i, personally, find it moreaffective to hold her to my chest until she's done crying, and telling her that i love her and that it will be ok. for some reason, no matter what's going on, sharon always believes that. :rolleyes:

well, it's one thing if he sees you every day. it's quite another in a long distance relationship. (grr, fucking 350 miles)
and when she's upset, i, personally, find it moreaffective to hold her to my chest until she's done crying, and telling her that i love her and that it will be ok. for some reason, no matter what's going on, sharon always believes that. :rolleyes:
my last bf was long distance and it used to bug me that he had to speak to me all the time, he once rung me at home panicing that i was in a mood with him cause i hadn't spoken to him for a whole day :rolleyes: it was part of the reason i dumped him. And the last bit about holding her to your chest etc is very sweet, and good advice for all the guys out there reading this thread

28. Tell her you have beautiful shoes. If she's not wearing any, tell her, her baby pinky footsie is sticking out.

You forgot the most important way to make a girl smile:
Give her a signed blank cheque.

yeah ask her out to the movies, great idea. it will make the prom that much more fun since youll know each other better

and when you pick her up for the prom TELL HER SHE LOOKS GREAT. she spent weeks picking out that dress and all day getting ready. even if she looks like crap, tell her she looks amazing.


Maybe it's just me, but for a FIRST date I can't think of many places worse than a cinema... I want to talk to a girl, get to know her... not sit in silence for two hours...

Maybe it's just me... I work in a cinema and hate people chatting in films!!!

Maybe it's just me, but for a FIRST date I can't think of many places worse than a cinema... I want to talk to a girl, get to know her... not sit in silence for two hours...

Maybe it's just me... I work in a cinema and hate people chatting in films!!!
yeah, that's true, but first dates are always really scary, you panic before hand about not having anything to say, i think going to the cinema is good as long as you do something afterwards as well, like go for a nice walk or something, then if you can't think of much to say cause you're so nervous at least you have the film to talk about

my last bf was long distance and it used to bug me that he had to speak to me all the time, he once rung me at home panicing that i was in a mood with him cause i hadn't spoken to him for a whole day :rolleyes: it was part of the reason i dumped him. And the last bit about holding her to your chest etc is very sweet, and good advice for all the guys out there reading this thread
it's kinda tough for us, tho, cuz we had been living together for about 5 months. the long distance was a tad unexpected, but her credit wouldn't transfer, etc., etc. such is life.

my last bf was long distance and it used to bug me that he had to speak to me all the time, he once rung me at home panicing that i was in a mood with him cause i hadn't spoken to him for a whole day :rolleyes: it was part of the reason i dumped him. And the last bit about holding her to your chest etc is very sweet, and good advice for all the guys out there reading this thread

1 day? 1 day? jeez, don't blame you for dumping the guy. I'm a guy and I think that's stupid.

I personally don't think I'll ever get into a long distance relationship. I believe being in contact with a person is important.

it's kinda tough for us, tho, cuz we had been living together for about 5 months. the long distance was a tad unexpected, but her credit wouldn't transfer, etc., etc. such is life.
yeah, i guess it's different when you've been together for so long and then you get parted

well, it's one thing if he sees you every day. it's quite another in a long distance relationship. (grr, fucking 350 miles)
and when she's upset, i, personally, find it moreaffective to hold her to my chest until she's done crying, and telling her that i love her and that it will be ok. for some reason, no matter what's going on, sharon always believes that. :rolleyes:

does 55km count if you are stuck in school all week and can only see her on weekends

Wow. :eek:
I've tried almost every single one of those with success. The only one that didn't work was the window one because the girl tended to wake up slow and it was 3:00 in the morning. (Long story) Is there no romance in the world? I would really think that women would be swooning over this stuff...

does 55km count if you are stuck in school
I'd say any distance counts. If you really want to have fun through, try being on the other side (almost literally) of the planet from your fiancee for 4 or 5 months at a time, for three years. Thank God for the Internet. :)

Wow. :eek:
I've tried almost every single one of those with success. The only one that didn't work was the window one because the girl tended to wake up slow and it was 3:00 in the morning. (Long story) Is there no romance in the world? I would really think that women would be swooning over this stuff...
some of it is good and I would fall for it but i think some of them are really stupid, being woken up at 3am is not my idea of romantic

does 55km count if you are stuck in school all week and can only see her on weekends
i'd tend to say so. with modern trasportation the difference between a journy of 55km and one of 350 miles is almost incnonsequential. we've odne our best to see each other every 2 weeks.

it help when you have a license tho, i havent been bothered to even sit for my learners yet, so i have to take all of the backroads so i dont get caught.

plus i have to borrow someone elses car, so i have to arrange a time when they dont need them.

its really complicated, but i get her on the phone every night at least

1, 3, 7, 9, 13, 14 seemed to work well for me, even if they are a 'bit' sappy (read very very very sappy). But these are mostly things for people you like (although those ones above could work for someone you're not going out with.)
16 is very weird,and movie-like. And when you get hit in the nads after 19... you deserve it. Number 15 - well, duh.
26 sounds like lotsa fun...
But the best one I saw was number 28. Nitrous Oxide.... Classic!

some of it is good and I would fall for it but i think some of them are really stupid, being woken up at 3am is not my idea of romantic
It was a little more complicated than that. She just thought I was some sort of stalker and started screaming, waking up the entire house. She was glad to see me once she finally woke up. (Who wouldn't be, right? ;) )

It was a little more complicated than that. She just thought I was some sort of stalker and started screaming, waking up the entire house. She was glad to see me once she finally woke up. (Who wouldn't be, right? ;) )
well you're very lucky, i would've been really p*ssed off!

i woke up a mate by banging on his window at 1am, but it woke up his sister faster than it woke him, she walked into his room, gave me an evil look, then closed the curtains

well you're very lucky, i would've been really p*ssed off!
*shrugs* Then I probably would have laughed at you. :p

*shrugs* Then I probably would have laughed at you. :p
lol, well then i would've dumped you and got my brothers to kick your arse :p

Some of them are pretty good, but doesn't it depend on what your girlfriend is like? The one about throwing stones at her window is pretty wierd, though; believe me, my girlfriend is smart, funny, attractive...*rambles on*...but she can get grumpy, and waking her up "just because you miss her" would NOT be a good way of getting into her heart. Hell, I'm lucky to have her, but this list is not the way to get/keep a girlfriend.

lol, well then i would've dumped you and got my brothers to kick your arse :p
That's so lame. If you can't do the arse kicking yourself, don't bother showing up, wuss. And if you're going to dump a guy for that...*shrugs*

That's so lame. If you can't do the arse kicking yourself, don't bother showing up, wuss. And if you're going to dump a guy for that...*shrugs*
it's not ladylike to arse-kick! And funnilly enough I don't take kindly to someone laughing at me when i'm angry lol

it's not ladylike to arse-kick! And funnilly enough I don't take kindly to someone laughing at me when i'm angry lol
That's what makes it so funny. And arse-kicking can be very lady-like. It just depends on what kind of lady you want to be.

That's what makes it so funny. And arse-kicking can be very lady-like. It just depends on what kind of lady you want to be.
I fail to see how arse-kicking can be ladylke

That's what makes it so funny. And arse-kicking can be very lady-like. It just depends on what kind of lady you want to be.
hee hee.my girlfriend, jsut yesterday, slapped the shit out of this ex-friend of hers. i laughed out loud when i heard. i've been wanting to do that to emily for a while now. but i can't, what with my gender and moral code and all.

Heh... some of these are really stalker-esque and corny... and others can sink you into the dreaded "friend zone" Oh man... if anyone knows how to get yourself out of it, please say so. I made the mistake of falling for a friend like 3 years ago, and while we have grown closer, I can't freaking get her outta my mind. I can't date other women, cause she's still there... I'm the definition of a wuss, IMO...

Heh... some of these are really stalker-esque and corny... and others can sink you into the dreaded "friend zone" Oh man... if anyone knows how to get yourself out of it, please say so. I made the mistake of falling for a friend like 3 years ago, and while we have grown closer, I can't freaking get her outta my mind. I can't date other women, cause she's still there... I'm the definition of a wuss, IMO...

wuss

Heh... some of these are really stalker-esque and corny... and others can sink you into the dreaded "friend zone" Oh man... if anyone knows how to get yourself out of it, please say so. I made the mistake of falling for a friend like 3 years ago, and while we have grown closer, I can't freaking get her outta my mind. I can't date other women, cause she's still there... I'm the definition of a wuss, IMO...

drink 12-20 beers so that you are just a little drunk, then get close to her and make a move.

step 1. get drunk
step 2. put your arm around her
step 2a. following the success of step 2, wait a few minutes, not too long or she'll get bored and leave, then turn her head towards you and slowly move in.
step 2b. following the demise of step 2(she shoves you off), lather rise and repeat.

drink 12-20 beers so that you are just a little drunk, then get close to her and make a move.

step 1. get drunk
step 2. put your arm around her
step 2a. following the success of step 2, wait a few minutes, not too long or she'll get bored and leave, then turn her head towards you and slowly move in.
step 2b. following the demise of step 2(she shoves you off), lather rise and repeat.

HA! Well... I doubt THIS specific set of instructions will work on this girl, but anything is worth a shot, right?

I don't know, treat her with respect as if she is almost like a real human being?

I don't know, treat her with respect as if she is almost like a real human being?
but not with quite the respect we would treat a real, full fledged, penised human, right? cuz that would just be blasphemous.

I don't know, treat her with respect as if she is almost like a real human being?

Well, she's like my best friend, so yeah, I wouldn't ever try any such thing like CA suggested. I don't treat HER different and she doesn't treat ME any different.

I fail to see how arse-kicking can be ladylke
*laughs at her* :p There are some very lady-like biker chicks I've seen that could kick some serious arse.

*laughs at her* :p There are some very lady-like biker chicks I've seen that could kick some serious arse.and just how are they lady-like?

and just how are they lady-like?
*shakes his head* Poor tink...

*laughs at her* :p There are some very lady-like biker chicks I've seen that could kick some serious arse.

Ladylike with mullets and flannel shirts and all... scary folk, the biker chicks are.

*shakes his head* Poor tink...
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This is lame, I understand that ... but is this true? I need to confirm before I do any of this...
Not bad, but there is so much variation among women as to what makes them happy that it's difficult to generalize. The secret is to try different things for the woman in whom you're interested until you find whatever works. And sometimes, it's the process of finding things out which makes her attracted to you just because you're making the effort to get to know her.

EDIT: Listen guys, most women have lots more depth than many of us would ever believe. Get to know the woman, not just try to get her to smile or laugh. Besides, if you get serious about her, don't you think you should know just who it is about whom you're getting serious??? Think about it!

Not bad, but there is so much variation among women as to what makes them happy that it's difficult to generalize. The secret is to try different things for the woman in whom you're interested until you find whatever works. And sometimes, it's the process of finding things out which makes her attracted to you just because you're making the effort to get to know her.

*bows deeply to Eutrusca's wisdom*
Do you give classes? I know a few guys in dire need...

*bows deeply to Eutrusca's wisdom*
Do you give classes? I know a few guys in dire need...
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do! :D

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do! :D
you can usually skip the lecture tho. the notes are online and the tests are easy.

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.
Ok, works, maybe finding other words apart from "beautiful" could be helpful too, remember what John Keating says in Dead Poets Society
John Keating: Why do we need language?
Neil: To communicate...
John Keating: Nooo! To woo women!


*2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
Too


*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
Hmmm, yes.


*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
It could work, never heard of anyone doing it though


*5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
Only up to a certain point, it can get annoying after a while


*6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
Yes.


*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
Dito


*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
Don't... ever...


*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
Hmmm... some may still see them as competition though


*10 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
That works in elementary school


*11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
Hmm... yeah


*12 . Play with her hair.
Hmm, yes


*13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
Careful, I tickle back


*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
Yes


*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
Up to a certain point again, just don't make a full scale idiot out of yourself


*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
... and end up getting beat up by her dad...


*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Yes


*18. Carve your names into a Tree.
Uhmm, no... that's embarassing


*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
Hmm... 50/50 chance I'd say


*20 . Give her piggyback rides.
YES! Gotta love being asian at that...


*21 . Bring her Flowers just because.
Yes


*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
Maybe it won't make her smile all the time, but it'll show her that you mean it and aren't just playing a show.


*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
50/50 again


*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
Uhmmm... yes *snicker*


*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
That's a bit... well... kitsch, but yeah.


*26 . Kiss her in the rain.
I happen to like rain... anyway, yes.


*27 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.
That may help

Thrust your erect penis into her mouth...

you can usually skip the lecture tho. the notes are online and the tests are easy.
Shhhh! I'm trying to build my income! ;)

Thrust your erect penis into her mouth...

... and get it bitten off.

Thrust your erect penis into her mouth...
With an attitude like that, I fear you're going to miss about 90% of what life has to offer. Sad, very sad.

... and get it bitten off.
Hehehe! OUCH! :eek:

... and get it bitten off.
well i don't know about you but watching him squirm around on the floor in agony afterwards would certainly put a smile on my face!

... and get it bitten off.

I wouldn't bite it off... Yuck... who said he washed it before?! You don't know where it has been before! *shudders*

I'd just cut it off and feed it to him.

Not bad, but there is so much variation among women as to what makes them happy that it's difficult to generalize. The secret is to try different things for the woman in whom you're interested until you find whatever works. And sometimes, it's the process of finding things out which makes her attracted to you just because you're making the effort to get to know her.

EDIT: Listen guys, most women have lots more depth than many of us would ever believe. Get to know the woman, not just try to get her to smile or laugh. Besides, if you get serious about her, don't you think you should know just who it is about whom you're getting serious??? Think about it!

Hear, hear.

I actually regularly did most of the stuff on the list for the 11.5 years of my marriage. Just 'cause I'm into that whole touchy-feely-cuddly-worship-the-woman-as-goddess thing. I think the list is particularly appropriate for committed/married people.

Where I apparently failed is adequately "getting to know the woman" (mostly because we were very young when we got married and we didn't know ourselves, let alone each other). So imagine my surprise when she suddenly decided she couldn't stand me anymore. Divorce papers to follow as soon as it's legal to do so (need a full year of separation in Canada before you can apply for permission for divorce :rolleyes: )

Thrust your dildo into her cat...

Thrust your dildo into her cat...

Why would a male who owns a dildo hit on a woman anyway?

Why would a male who owns a dildo hit on a woman anyway?
he could be bisexual

Hehehe! OUCH! :eek:
you have a certain penchant for the understatement.

Hear, hear.

I actually regularly did most of the stuff on the list for the 11.5 years of my marriage. Just 'cause I'm into that whole touchy-feely-cuddly-worship-the-woman-as-goddess thing. I think the list is particularly appropriate for committed/married people.

Where I apparently failed is adequately "getting to know the woman" (mostly because we were very young when we got married and we didn't know ourselves, let alone each other). So imagine my surprise when she suddenly decided she couldn't stand me anymore. Divorce papers to follow as soon as it's legal to do so (need a full year of separation in Canada before you can apply for permission for divorce :rolleyes: )
People invariably change over time. That's one of the things that prompted my wife and I to separate: we changed in different directions.

One of the most important things in any long term relationship is to support each other's goals. In order to do that, you have to know the other person ... on a continuing basis. That's the major reason I have always insited that couples I mediate with make it an unbreakable rule to spend at least one day per week and at least one hour per day alone together, free of distractions.

you have a certain penchant for the understatement.
Usually ... except for topics about the US, the military, and John Kerry/Hanoi Jane. :D

Usually ... except for topics about the US, the military, and John Kerry/Hanoi Jane. :D
which is when you have a certain penchant for the overstatement. got it.

People invariably change over time. That's one of the things that prompted my wife and I to separate: we changed in different directions.

Apparently I'm in the same boat.

One of the most important things in any long term relationship is to support each other's goals. In order to do that, you have to know the other person ... on a continuing basis. That's the major reason I have always insited that couples I mediate with make it an unbreakable rule to spend at least one day per week and at least one hour per day alone together, free of distractions.

We did try to do that. Maybe where we failed is taking too long to get counselling. By the time we did, all she wanted to hear from the counsellors was "leave him".

So she did.

Thrust your dildo into her cat...

*sigh*
m'k, good luck with that.. all the best. :rolleyes:

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y.- yes
*2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.-yes
*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.-no
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.-yes
*5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.-no. if you say it to much, it stops meaning anything.
*6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.-yes
*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.-yes
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.- only if you have a good voice. and not any song.
*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.-yes
*10 . Write her notes. {she loves them}-yes
*11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.-yes
*12 . Play with her hair.-yes
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.-yes
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.-yes
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.-only good jokes.
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.-depends on the time, if she value sleep, and if her family are light sleepers.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.-yes
*18. Carve your names into a Tree.-yes
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.-depends on what she's mad about.
*20 . Give her piggyback rides.-yes
*21 . Bring her Flowers just because.-yes
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.-yes
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.-yes
*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.-yes
*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.-yes
*26 . Kiss her in the rain.-yes
*27 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.-yes

Could be the alcohol talking but damn I miss my ex-gf after reading that

*hungover voice*

did you celebrate ANZAC day the same way as me?

How cliche, but that's how stupid women can be sometimes.

It all depends on the person you are with because everyone is different... i did all of that stuff with my ex-gf (cos im a lovey-dovey bf) and we ended up breaking up because it was all too much and i had loved her for a long long time and now, i stil do all of that with my current gf and we've been together for 2 years... it just depends on how long u've been with ur partner because if u did some of that stuff with someone u just happened to get together with then they'll prob freak...

if i was a girl, and you carved my name into a tree, i'd slap your face