When I Retire
New Granada
23-04-2005, 22:15
I'm going to buy a macadamia farm (orchard?) and eat macadamia nuts until I die.
Eutrusca
23-04-2005, 22:29
I'm going to buy a macadamia farm (orchard?) and eat macadamia nuts until I die.
Good luck wid dat. :)
Sharazar
23-04-2005, 22:38
I'm going to buy a macadamia farm (orchard?) and eat macadamia nuts until I die.
I envy you. Maybe i'll buy an apple orchard. :)
Johnny Wadd
23-04-2005, 22:40
I envy you. Maybe i'll buy an apple orchard. :)
A sugar cane plantation is much more interesting.
Celtlund
23-04-2005, 22:43
Make sure the property you get is on a hill. Build your house at the bottom of the hill facing it. Plant all the nut trees on the hill. That way, when the nuts ripen they will fall off the tree and roll down the hill. All you will have to do is scoop them up and pig out. :fluffle: :D
Pure Metal
23-04-2005, 22:55
when i retire i'm gonna go buy a marijuana plantation
or preferably sooner than that ;)
*puts on looney old man voice* when i retire i'm gonna die and then be buried and then die and then did i mention i would die, but in my day, we used to call it hickoring, not dying, dying was for sissy dandy boys. *end old man voice*
Sharazar
23-04-2005, 23:00
A sugar cane plantation is much more interesting.
...but has noticeably fewer apples. :p
Torak Thur
23-04-2005, 23:01
I'm going to buy a macadamia farm (orchard?) and eat macadamia nuts until I die.
So what do I have to do to get invited for a visit?
I just spent the last thirty seconds trying to figure out some kind of wordplay on macadamia and couldn't come up with anything better than macadamania.
I'm very, very sad.