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Oozeball!

Lunatic Goofballs
23-04-2005, 20:37
I just got out of the shower. I played at Oozeball! today. :)

Oozeball is UConn's Alumni charity mud volleyball tournament.

It was a sacrifice, but it was for charity, and I'm willing to go the extra mile for charity. *wipes a tear away*

My team made the Final Four. But we didn't make the championship game. Mainly because one of our players(and I won't name names, Derek) was dumb enough to try to play in sweatpants. Well once they became mud-logged and after a few hilarious moonings, he spent the rest of the time holding his pants up with one hand. LOL. :) He couldn't seem to keep em tied tight enough. He must've re-tied them five times.

I'm still finding little clumps of dirt in the most interesting places. :D
Fass
23-04-2005, 20:40
I'm still finding little clumps of dirt in the most interesting places. :D

Post pics, kthnx.
Troon
23-04-2005, 20:40
Interesting idea. I think you'd have lost miserably if the other team had consisted of some terribly attractive females, but meh.

What would you say the best attire is for such a sport, then?
Benokraitis
23-04-2005, 20:42
oooo mud volleyball, sounds like fun!
Lunatic Goofballs
23-04-2005, 20:43
Interesting idea. I think you'd have lost miserably if the other team had consisted of some terribly attractive females, but meh.

What would you say the best attire is for such a sport, then?

Depends on how you define 'best'. If you're looking for a psychological edge, try spandex bike shorts. Because they disappear completely under a coating of mud. Rendering the wearer naked-seeming.

A good swimsuit, or cut-off jeans are probably the most versatile and durable.

Any t-shirt will do.(We had special ones.)
Troon
23-04-2005, 20:54
How thick is the mud? Is it runny stuff or what? It strikes me as being very hard to play volleyball in thick mud.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-04-2005, 21:00
How thick is the mud? Is it runny stuff or what? It strikes me as being very hard to play volleyball in thick mud.

Pretty thick. Thick enough to suck shoes off. *nod*
Fass
23-04-2005, 21:03
Pretty thick. Thick enough to suck shoes off. *nod*

Hawt.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-04-2005, 01:46
My skin is so smooth and silky. :)
Super-power
24-04-2005, 01:47
kthnx.
kthxbi
Lunatic Goofballs
24-04-2005, 20:40
kthxbi

:confused:

:D
Holy Sheep
24-04-2005, 20:59
w00t! GO LG!