NationStates Jolt Archive

I woke up this morning to 2 new issues, anyway i thought this was pretty hilarious....


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New Alderon Decides:
Bacterias on the Dinner Table?
The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for New Alderon's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Bacterias could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the Bacteria population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Buffy Dodinas. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Bacteria kebabs, Bacteria pies, Bacteria-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]

2. "I agree that something needs to be done about Bacteria over-population," says random passer-by Bill McAlpin, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Charles Hamilton. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Bacterias were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Bacteria is part of what makes New Alderon a great nation!"
[Accept]

What does a large aggregate of bacteria look like, anyway?

Ewww that sounds disgusting :D.

Hope I never get that one but if I do it'll be dismissed quicker than an English cricketer batting in a ashes series :D.

Where he has bacteria you will have your native animal (his is bacteria).

yes i should have mentioned that, but i presumed most ppl would have allready had the native animal issue

yes i should have mentioned that, but i presumed most ppl would have allready had the native animal issue

I have, but as my deletion message said, I was half asleep and it did'nt click. Guess I was just too grossed out by imagining bacteria crawling over a dinner table for it to sink in :D.

I apologise for my silly mistake :).

What does a large aggregate of bacteria look like, anyway?

http://www.parsleysoup.co.uk/Photos/guacamole.JPG

http://www.parsleysoup.co.uk/Photos/guacamole.JPG

Oi! I recognize that, it is guacamoule (Sp?)

Oi! I recognize that, it is guacamoule (Sp?)

Yeah. I couldn't find any pictures of phlegm, and it sorta looks like it. :p

http://depts.washington.edu/drrpt/2001/research/images/index1.jpg http://www.homeeconomiser.com/Tips%20Images/Yogurt.jpg

Bacteria on the dinner table? Try having terrorists on your dinner table:

The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Qwertyuiopistan's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that terrorists could be added to the menu.

The Debate

"The fact is, the terrorist population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Anne-Marie McAlpin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have terrorist kebabs, terrorist pies, terrorist-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]


"I agree that something needs to be done about terrorist over-population," says random passer-by Prudence Trax, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Freddy Thiesen. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The terrorists were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The terrorist is part of what makes Qwertyuiopistan a great nation!"
[Accept]

(Qwertyuiopistan is a puppet nation of mine, BTW)

LOL 'the terrorists were here first remember' classic

What does a large aggregate of bacteria look like, anyway?

Goo. Or maybe slime. :)

Just look at your tongue in the mirror after a night of sexual activity, drinking or kebab consumation.... There will be a mass of dead bacteria on your tongue, brush this towards the tip of your tongue with a toothbrush then spit it out... this is what bacteria looks like... It tastes vaguely like month old piss

What does a large aggregate of bacteria look like, anyway?

Something more like this:
http://www.ynest.com/peng004.gif
natto (http://www.answers.com/topic/natto-1) or soy beans feremented in the precence of the bacillus natto (http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery;jsessionid=2oeili6rtubjk?method=4&dsid=2222&dekey=Bacillus+natto&gwp=8&curtab=2222_1&sbid=lc02b)
Bacillus natto is a rod-shaped Gram-positive spore-forming, obligately aerobic bacterium used commercially in the production of natto, a traditional Japanese dish consisting of fermented soybeans. Some authorities consider B. natto to be a sub-species of the bacterium Bacillus subtilis, in which case the name is rendered as Bacillus subtilis natto.

(This is a moderately common food stuff in Japan. :( )

Just look at your tongue in the mirror after a night of sexual activity, drinking or kebab consumation.... There will be a mass of dead bacteria on your tongue, brush this towards the tip of your tongue with a toothbrush then spit it out... this is what bacteria looks like... It tastes vaguely like month old piss

sick :p

Just look at your tongue in the mirror after a night of sexual activity, drinking or kebab consumation.... There will be a mass of dead bacteria on your tongue, brush this towards the tip of your tongue with a toothbrush then spit it out... this is what bacteria looks like... It tastes vaguely like month old piss

No thanks! :eek:

Just look at your tongue in the mirror after a night of sexual activity, drinking or kebab consumation.... There will be a mass of dead bacteria on your tongue, brush this towards the tip of your tongue with a toothbrush then spit it out... this is what bacteria looks like... It tastes vaguely like month old piss

And why do you know what month old piss tastes like?

It would look like the blob and if your nation doesn't do anything about the overpopulation of bacteria, it will start devouring your people :)

Just look at your tongue in the mirror after a night of sexual activity, drinking or kebab consumation.... There will be a mass of dead bacteria on your tongue, brush this towards the tip of your tongue with a toothbrush then spit it out... this is what bacteria looks like... It tastes vaguely like month old pissUmm...don't tell me you've actually done this before.