NationStates Jolt Archive


You're Going Straight to Hell

JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:54
You're all going to hell! (http://www.bettybowers.com/christian_music.html)
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:56
"In my imaginary friend" - See that. Imaginary. NOT REAL. God doesn't exist.
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:57
"In my imaginary friend" - See that. Imaginary. NOT REAL. God doesn't exist.
:mad: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Nation of Fortune
22-04-2005, 03:57
Dream come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because if hell is nothing more than the total seperation of god, that would be utter bliss, but then again I don't believe in that *expletive deleted* so have fun convincing me.
New Genoa
22-04-2005, 03:57
Yay another unfunny christian parody. :headbang:

I wonder what would happen if there was a muslim parody... I'm guessing a ban in double the time?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:59
Not me. I'm taking the scenic route! :D
Dontgonearthere
22-04-2005, 03:59
And here I was thinking I was a good Christian and all.
I suppose I should laugh manically once you get banned.

*cough*
testing...testing...
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Im done.
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 04:00
Not me. I'm taking the scenic route! :D

Nice.
Zotona
22-04-2005, 04:05
Okay, parodying a Jesus freak was not nearly as fun as I thought it was going to be. :( I'm done now.
Greedy Pig
22-04-2005, 04:05
You're all going to hell! (http://www.bettybowers.com/christian_music.html)

Casts anti-banishing shield.

Don's metal armour + spiked club. Casts Protection from Trolls on self.

:D
Neutered Sputniks
22-04-2005, 04:06
Yay another unfunny christian parody. :headbang:

I wonder what would happen if there was a muslim parody... I'm guessing a ban in double the time?

Hmm...banned for what reason? Since when did the mods ever start cracking down on people posting their opinions?

C'mon, you cant tell me you're 'Christ-like' with absolutely no sense of humor...
Nation of Fortune
22-04-2005, 04:06
Okay, parodying a Jesus freak was not nearly as fun as I thought it was going to be. :( I'm done now.
Ok, now lets leave this little incident behind us

*pats Zot on the back*
New Genoa
22-04-2005, 04:06
Okay, parodying a Jesus freak was not nearly as fun as I thought it was going to be. :( I'm done now.

Seeing as Jesus freaks get bashed on a daily basis here on Nationstates, parodies are not neccessary and really just annoying to me. I think we need an atheist parody. Sorry if i pissed you off or anything.
New Granada
22-04-2005, 04:08
Once when I was in europe, we were in munich and saw a performance of jesus christ superstar.

it was nifty.
New Genoa
22-04-2005, 04:08
Hmm...banned for what reason? Since when did the mods ever start cracking down on people posting their opinions?

C'mon, you cant tell me you're 'Christ-like' with absolutely no sense of humor...

No, Im not saying to ban him, I'm just pointing out the likelihood that a fanatic stereotyped Muslim imposter would most likely get torched before a jesus freak imposter.

And no Im not christ-like and I never claimed to be in fact I'm not even christian, but jesus parodies are an old and tired gag.
Neutered Sputniks
22-04-2005, 04:09
No, Im not saying to ban him, I'm just pointing out the likelihood that a fanatic stereotyped Muslim imposter would most likely get torched before a jesus freak imposter.

And no Im not christ-like and I never claimed to be in fact I'm not even christian, but jesus parodies are an old and tired gag.


Grow a frikin sense of humor, alright? Sheesh.

Bashing happens here on NS. It happens all day, every day. And it's not just anti-christian.
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:10
because if hell is nothing more than the total seperation of god<snip>.

isnt that what we have here on earth?? i guess earth is a hell in its own. geez god, wtf mate? you gunna send me to heyl? i knew i shouldnt have taken that cookie.
Nation of Fortune
22-04-2005, 04:12
isnt that what we have here on earth?? i guess earth is a hell in its own. geez god, wtf mate? you gunna send me to heyl? i knew i shouldnt have taken that cookie.
I was just quoting other jesus freaks, so many it wasn't worth taking the time to give them credit
Zotona
22-04-2005, 04:13
Seeing as Jesus freaks get bashed on a daily basis here on Nationstates, parodies are not neccessary and really just annoying to me. I think we need an atheist parody. Sorry if i pissed you off or anything.
No, I pretended. I'm good at pretending. I'm an actress. :D

But, seriously, I learned something: I know absolutely nothing about religion... at... all!

I did enjoy the part where I said, "I'm not a puppet, I'm God's messenger!" and I spelt "messenger" wrong.
Tsaraine
22-04-2005, 04:13
Parody is fine. Offensive parody is not fine.

iLock.

~ Tsar the Mod.