Jesus vs. Maple Syrup - Primetime!
I for one think that Maple Syrup kicks 10x more ass than Jesus.
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 03:43
I for one think that Maple Syrup kicks 10x more ass than Jesus.
Aunt mable would whoop all OVER him
Yet, somehow, accidentally, I voted for Jesus. Goddamn you jesus!
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:44
Yet, somehow, accidentally, I voted for Jesus. Goddamn you jesus!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Maple Syrup by a mile. Ten miles, if it's butter flavor!
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:45
WHy must we choose?
Jesus covered in maple syrup! Everything we could ever want! :D
I think I will have to create a new breakfast special - Waffle on a Cross.
WHy must we choose?
Jesus covered in maple syrup! Everything we could ever want! :D
I love you.
well... you didnt see any Jews killing maple syrup.
Planners
22-04-2005, 04:09
Those poor tapped out trees :eek:
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 04:09
well... you didnt see any Jews killing maple syrup.
Dident se much maple syrup being as there were no maple treas in the area :p
GoodThoughts
22-04-2005, 04:14
Maple Syrup by a mile. Ten miles, if it's butter flavor!
If it's butter flavor, it isn't really maple syrup.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 04:15
I love you.
We can all be closer to Jesus by covering ourselves in maple syrup too. :)
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 04:16
We can all be closer to Jesus by covering ourselves in maple syrup too. :)
Ohh? can I just think of it as jesus juce?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 04:18
Ohh? can I just think of it as jesus juce?
If you find that it helps...uh...sure. :D
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 04:19
If you find that it helps...uh...sure. :D
Oh it does (I want to be sticky just like our saviour :p )
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 04:22
Oh it does (I want to be sticky just like our saviour :p )
Just when I think I know everything there is to know about you, I discover a new layer. :)
The Chocolate Goddess
22-04-2005, 04:22
Ohh? can I just think of it as jesus juce?
*feeling quizzy*
I'd rather not....
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:23
Ohh? can I just think of it as jesus juce?
thats a good idea. think of the sales from the marketing. "come my child, drink the jesus juice." million dollar idea. ;)
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 04:26
thats a good idea. think of the sales from the marketing. "come my child, drink the jesus juice." million dollar idea. ;)
http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/jesusjuice.jpg
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:29
http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/jesusjuice.jpg
haha :D
If it's butter flavor, it isn't really maple syrup.
Maple Syrup with butter flavor added. Come on, you can't tell me you've never heard of it!
Wait are we talking about 'Jesus' the person, or 'Jesus' the curse? 'Jesus Christ!' is such a great exclamation, I don't know what I'd use in its place...
UpwardThrust
22-04-2005, 04:32
Wait are we talking about 'Jesus' the person, or 'Jesus' the curse? 'Jesus Christ!' is such a great exclamation, I don't know what I'd use in its place...
I have a better one ... happened when a friend tried to say what the hell and jesus christ at the same time
WHAT THE CHRIST! :D
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:34
I have a better one ... happened when a friend tried to say what the hell and jesus christ at the same time
WHAT THE CHRIST! :D
thats a good one. ;) Did anyone ever watch Bill Cosby's stand up in the 80's where he did a skit where he thought his name was Jesus Christ? very funny...
Tesilations
22-04-2005, 04:40
This is, hands down, the best thread I have ever seen on the forums. And the only one I have graced with my postingness. Feel honored! :D
Jesus F. Christ!
Oi! That's my line!!
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:46
Jesus middle name was Eugene.
Oi! That's my line!!
wtc?
Tesilations
22-04-2005, 04:47
Jesus middle name was Eugene.
Then why does everyone say "Jesus H. Christ"?
Least that's what I've always heard them say >_>
Neutered Sputniks
22-04-2005, 04:48
Jesus middle name was Eugene.
But...Eugene starts with an 'E'...I thought his middle initial was an 'F' (see above posts)...
Secluded Islands
22-04-2005, 04:49
But...Eugene starts with an 'E'...I thought his middle initial was an 'F' (see above posts)...
He had to change his name. it caused him too much embarrasment with his fellow jews.
General of general
22-04-2005, 05:14
Then why does everyone say "Jesus H. Christ"?
Least that's what I've always heard them say >_>
Back in the days, he prefered the name "Jojo"