Who's a Joke?
Is JesusChristMySuperstar a joke?
Who else is a joke?
Who is actualy scarily serious?
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:38
Is JesusChristMySuperstar a joke?
Who else is a joke?
Who is actualy scarily serious?
:eek: ARE YOU CALLING ME, THE LORD'S MESSAGENGER A JOKE?
:eek: ARE YOU CALLING ME, THE LORD'S MESSAGENGER A JOKE?
yes
I guess that answers your question Elanos.
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:40
:eek: ARE YOU CALLING ME, THE LORD'S MESSAGENGER A JOKE?
Yep. If the Lord sent one, he'd send one that could spell. Nice try.
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:41
yes
:mad: WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I HAVE THE LORD ON MY SIDE AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL AND THAT'S IT THE END!
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:41
Is JesusChristMySuperstar a joke?
He's more of an anecdote; No punchline, just a really cute story. :)
New Alderon
22-04-2005, 03:41
Is JesusChristMySuperstar a joke?
Who else is a joke?
George W Bush?
:mad: WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I HAVE THE LORD ON MY SIDE AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL AND THAT'S IT THE END!
Sorry, don't beleave in hell. Please come up with another threat.
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:43
Sorry, don't beleave in hell. Please come up with another threat.
:mad: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU BELIEVE IN HELL OR NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AND YOU ARE BITTING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!
Liberation Terrorists
22-04-2005, 03:43
Sorry, don't beleave in hell. Please come up with another threat.
Sucks to be you then.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:44
:mad: WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I HAVE THE LORD ON MY SIDE AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL AND THAT'S IT THE END!
You'd think that with the Lord on your side, that He would at least remind you about proper punctuation. :D
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:44
:mad: WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I HAVE THE LORD ON MY SIDE AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL AND THAT'S IT THE END!
Yes. We're all going to a non-existant place invented as a means of enforcing control over people gullible enough to believe the words of some delusional book-writer, who once wrote the greatest work of fiction of all time.
:mad: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU BELIEVE IN HELL OR NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AND YOU ARE BITTING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!
Last time I checked my hand is clean of bite marks. ;)
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:45
Yes. We're all going to a non-existant place invented as a means of enforcing control over people gullible enough to believe the words of some delusional book-writer, who then wrote the greatest work of fiction of all time.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE FELT GOD!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE FELT GOD!
Is he as hung as everyone says he is?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:46
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE FELT GOD!
ewww.... :eek:
Okay, curiosity is getting the better of me; Is God a man or a woman?
JesusChristMySuperstar
22-04-2005, 03:46
Is he as hung as everyone says he is?
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Is he as hung as everyone says he is?
You have become my new hero(ine).
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:47
Damn it MT, beat me too it.
Damn it MT, beat me too it.
;)
:mad: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU BELIEVE IN HELL OR NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AND YOU ARE BITTING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
LOUD NOISES!
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2005, 03:49
Damn it MT, beat me too it.
Me too. :(
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:50
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
LOUD NOISES!
BECAUSE HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS A CHILD
OR POSSIBLY, HIM FEELING GOD WAS WHEN A BIBLE FELL OFF THE TOP SHELF, SMACKING HIM ON THE TEMPLE
The Druidic Clans
22-04-2005, 03:50
Don't worry guys, I'm going to burn in hell too! We can all burn together! Yayness! "Don't worry about a thing, Cause every little thing is gonna be alright, Don't worry about a thing, Every little thing is gonna be alright..."
Nation of Fortune
22-04-2005, 03:51
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE FELT GOD!
and I'm sure he feels you too
BECAUSE HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS A CHILD
OR POSSIBLY, HIM FEELING GOD WAS WHEN A BIBLE FELL OFF THE TOP SHELF, SMACKING HIM ON THE TEMPLE
Would JesusChristMySuperstar like to accept an invatation to the Pants Party?
On another note...It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 03:54
I'm gonna stop soon, in case my Baptist friend starts reading this. Wouldn't exactly go down too well.
Hell doesn't seem so bad either. I don't like heights.
Would anyone like to show Mr. Christsuperstar where the capslock key is?
Certainly....
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/keyboard4.3.jpg (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/keyboard4.3.jpg)
Teh Cameron Clan
22-04-2005, 06:03
George W Bush?
*explodes*
General of general
22-04-2005, 06:06
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE FELT GOD!
GOD COMMANDS YOU TO PRESS THE CAPSLOCK KEY!
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/iii-hand.jpg
McLeod03
22-04-2005, 06:08
Certainly....
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/keyboard4.3.jpg (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/keyboard4.3.jpg)
*Salutes Mt-Tau, my new favourite Generalite*
Unfit People
22-04-2005, 06:08
I think anyone who believes in "God", is a joke. God, Heaven, and Hell are just made up to scare children and dumbass adults. Get real. God is commercial.