NationStates Jolt Archive

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on two separate bicycles, one says to the other:

"I"ve never come this way before?"

the other nun replies:

"Must be the way you're sat on the bike!"

Two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent. Mother superior answers the door.

First leprechaun: "Pardon me sister, but are there any leprechaun nuns in this convent?"

Mother Superior: "No, certainly not"

First leprechaun: "Well, are there any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?"

Mother Superior: "No, not in all of Ireland

First leprechaun: "Well, are there any in all the world?"

Mother Superior: "No, there are no leprechaun nuns. None at all"

First leprechaun to second leprechaun: "I told you you fucked a penguin."

What's black and white and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.

What's black and white and rolls around on the tee hee hee?
The nun that pushed her.

AW come on that's funny!

A nun passes a construction yard where all the builders are foulmouthing. The nun stops and starts shouting and waving the bible at them. None of the construction workers understand or recognise her so they call up to the crane driver:

"YO MATT!"
"WHAT?"
"YOUR MOM IS HERE WITH YOUR SANDWICHES"

(Older one that the kiddies and non-USAians may not catch)

Why's a nun like 7-UP?

Never had it, never will.

Nuns spend their entire lives in the service of a non-existent deity.

Nuns spend their entire lives in the service of a non-existant deity.
LOL! Best one yet!