NationStates Jolt Archive

It would all be much simpler if the government would just pass a couple of new laws. There aren't enough laws and we need more.

1. A new law making it illegal to disobey the law.

It is just so simple! Once they had passed this law then no one would be able to violate the law again because it would be illegal!! Why didn't they see this before?

2. Everybody must agree with you.

There, all arguements solved overnight.

Everybody write your congressman or member of parliament and soon our troubles will be solved.

What kind of punishment would go with these, I'm shooting for the death penalty.

Simplify it even more:

1. It is illegal to disagree with me.

One law, that is all that we need.

In my dream world, you commint a crime: You die.

Commit an anti-social crime: You and your family die.

Screw Ethics and morals, I want order. :mad:

But it'll never happen, which is good for you all... i'm just plain evil.

1. A new law making it illegal to disobey the law.


So if I steal something, I not only break the law that says something about stealing another's property is illegal, but I'd also be breaking the law telling me not to break laws. And because it's illegal to break laws, I've automatically broken that law again. And suddenly I've got 3 life sentences for stealing a candy bar.

Cruel :D

why didnt aristotle think of this and save us millenia of chaos??

you, sir, are a genius!