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http://www.mtvhell.com/games/metal.html

I got 97%, I rock!

I'm curious what "Pure-Metal" will score for he likes stuff like Korn and all... I guess he can't get 30% or something...

111% metalhead

"A true Metalhead, We're not worthy!"

Bah, only one that I didn't check. :(

http://www.mtvhell.com/games/metal.html

I got 97%, I rock!

I'm curious what "Pure-Metal" will score for he likes stuff like Korn and all... I guess he can't get 30% or something...

Dude, I checked all the boxes and got 117%. I must be such a hardcore metalhead.

(real score: 11%)

78% metalhead.

Very Metal

106% Metal.

Dude, I so fucking rule.

wow, I didn't know there were cool people on this forum
rock on!

117% metalhead

A true Metalhead, We're not worthy!

Excellent. :cool:

I think that testmaker doesn't know much about making tests....


.... or else he would have made it possible to be 666% metal

I think that testmaker doesn't know much about making tests....


.... or else he would have made it possible to be 666% metal

Shit. That would have been so awesome.

17% metalhead

I think that testmaker doesn't know much about making tests....


.... or else he would have made it possible to be 666% metal

lol, actually he does

there's a lot of cool ones at http://www.mtvhell.com/games.html

22%
I picked I listen to a lot Swedish band but I don't see how listening The hives or Kent makes me a metal head :confused:


j/k

22%
I picked I listen to a lot Swedish band but I don't see how listening The hives or Kent makes me a metal head :confused:


j/k

Almost every (good) metalband in the world comes from Sweden (or at least Scandinavia) and listening to 2 Swedish bands isnt a lot now is it?
but your confusion is understandable, you only got 22%...

Being the TIN man, I am of course a metalhead. :D

lol, actually he does

there's a lot of cool ones at http://www.mtvhell.com/games.html
lol

I deserve to get the shit kicked out of me 10%

83% "Metalhead". Who or what is a "Maggot"?

83% "Metalhead". Who or what is a "Maggot"?
You can compare it with Blackadder (1st series) saying "peasants"

Almost every (good) metalband in the world comes from Sweden (or at least Scandinavia) and listening to 2 Swedish bands isnt a lot now is it?
but your confusion is understandable, you only got 22%...
Hey you, yes you! I live in Scandinavia. The best metal comes from Finland. I sometimes even listen it (and Swedish metal bands too).

I mentioned just two bands 'cos I thought that would make my point clear. You want more? Koop, Dungen, Cardigans, Katatonia, Lo-Fi-Fnk, Popsicle, suburban kids with...(Abba, ace of base, Army of lovers, Europe)

I've seen Opeth, In Flames, Emtombed and Covenant live but my favourite Swedish bands are popbands.

j/k=joke, just in case you missed that in my previous post.

I'm curious what "Pure-Metal" will score for he likes stuff like Korn and all... I guess he can't get 30% or something...
hehe...

I post at metal messageboards. - yup, still on the IMBB
I have a guitar. - i have two
I like horror movies with the words, blood, zombie, chainsaw, etc.... - not really, no
Emo must die. - i say "live & let live"... i'm too much of a hippie :headbang:
Metallica has lost it. - duuh :rolleyes:
I own more than three Iron Maiden CD's. - i own all.
I think Ozzy Osbourne lost it. - mmyeah
Maggots deserve something very bad. - 'live & let live again'
I have a band. - nope, not at the mo
Korn is not metal. - korn is metal
Guitar Solos kick arse! - fuck yeah
For Halloween I dress up like Eddie, or I wish I did. - i so wish i did :D
I hate MTV. - mmhmm
I listen to a lot of Swedish bands. - yep
My thoat hurts, too much grunting. - hehe, yeah too much growling & smoking...
I'm listening to metal as I'm taking this quiz. - of course
I burn anything that has the Spice Girls. - live & let live agian
If I get a bad grade on this quiz, I'll trash this place! - *trashes*


and that makes me 89% metalhead :(
"Wow, you are a metalhead, rock on!"

i'm not worthy of my name anymore... :(


*runs away crying*


edit:

83% "Metalhead". Who or what is a "Maggot"?
a slipknot fan

89% metalhead

hehe...

<snip>

and that makes me 89% metalhead :(
"Wow, you are a metalhead, rock on!"

i'm not worthy of my name anymore... :(


*runs away crying*
:( *huggle* you can have my 17% metelheadness........

:( *huggle* you can have my 17% metelheadness........
woohoo! together we're 106% metalhead :fluffle:

woohoo! together we're 106% metalhead :fluffle:
w00t! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

woohoo! together we're 106% metalhead :fluffle:
So each of you is 53% metal?

Heh-well you couldn't compete with me. I'm MADE of metal. Which was made in Taiwan. :D

83% metalhead "Wow, you are a metalhead, rock on!"

OZZY HAS NOT LOST IT, HE'S JUST OVER MEDICATED!!

So each of you is 53% metal?
yeah, sure. as long as i'm over 50% metal i can round up to the nearest 100% and still deserve my name ;) :D

So each of you is 53% metal?
no cause I'm not really interested in being a metalhead (as long as that doesn't bother my dear hubby) so he can have all the 106% metalheadness

no cause I'm not really interested in being a metalhead (as long as that doesn't bother my dear hubby) so he can have all the 106% metalheadness
HAHA!

You're gonna have to be metal. :p

83%. Frankly, I'm a bit disappointed with that!

28% metalhead

To be honest that test is not a true reflection of whether one likes metal or not, then again I didnt do well so of course I am gonna say that, though in all honesty it did not include anything on knowledge of Megadeth, Testament, Exodus, Accept, ...

28% metalhead

To be honest that test is not a true reflection of whether one likes metal or not, then again I didnt do well so of course I am gonna say that, though in all honesty it did not include anything on knowledge of Megadeth, Testament, Exodus, Accept, ...
quite. being "metal" is a subjective term depending on what type you like.

so here's another good "what kind of metalhead are you" test :)


http://quizilla.com/users/peepee/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Metalhead%20are%20you%3F/

edit: thats not the test i thought it was. there used to be a much better one on that site :mad:

quite. being "metal" is a subjective term depending on what type you like.

so here's another good "what kind of metalhead are you" test :)


http://quizilla.com/users/peepee/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Metalhead%20are%20you%3F/

edit: thats not the test i thought it was. there used to be a much better one on that site :mad:

"You're a moshpitter! You probably live in the US eastcoast area, smoke massive amounts of pot and work as a pool boy. Typical cause of death: Suffocation caused by pressure in concert"

Whee.

EDIT: http://quizilla.com/users/GhoulTemple/quizzes/What%20Type%20Of%20Metal%20Are%20You%3F/?

"Darkness of eternal satans damnation! You are one of the lost souls who wear penguin makeup and burn churches. As in Black metal fan! Typical cause of death: Being Stabbed by Varg Vikernes"


I want to mosh :(


"You Are Death Metal! Technical and brutal as fuck. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly fucking shine and slay all metal styles."

Better

"You're a moshpitter! You probably live in the US eastcoast area, smoke massive amounts of pot and work as a pool boy. Typical cause of death: Suffocation caused by pressure in concert"

Whee.

EDIT: http://quizilla.com/users/GhoulTemple/quizzes/What%20Type%20Of%20Metal%20Are%20You%3F/?
"You're an 80's metal fan! You prefer vinyls instead of CD:s and think zebra pants are cool. Typical cause of death: Old age"

:D

...and...


"You Are Death Metal! Technical and brutal as fuck. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly fucking shine and slay all metal styles"

heheh cool

heheh cool

I'm viking metal. How crap.

I wanna be sludge metal :mad:

89% METALHEAD!

HELL YEAH, BOY!
kill all rap music

I got 61%. I may become a metalhead.

I'm glad they'll allow it. ;) But yeah, that percentage sounds about right.

I'm viking metal. How crap.

I wanna be sludge metal :mad:
lmao "viking metal"

*points and laughs*

lmao "viking metal"

*points and laughs*

I know, what the hell is that? :confused:

I'll just go back to my Kyuss and Sabbath now. :p

quite. being "metal" is a subjective term depending on what type you like.

so here's another good "what kind of metalhead are you" test :)


http://quizilla.com/users/peepee/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Metalhead%20are%20you%3F/

edit: thats not the test i thought it was. there used to be a much better one on that site :mad:

You Are Thrash Metal!
You like to party. You like to get drunk. You like to thrash. You also like to put out some decent albums on the side...thats about it.

I know, what the hell is that? :confused:

I'll just go back to my Kyuss and Sabbath now. :p
KY-USS! KY-USS!

Whoo! :fluffle:

I know, what the hell is that? :confused:

ah who gives a shit? just like the music you like, and don't like the music you don't like. simple


I'll just go back to my Kyuss and Sabbath now. :p

w00t :cool:

KY-USS! KY-USS!

Whoo! :fluffle:

:D


ah who gives a shit? just like the music you like, and don't like the music you don't like. simple

Yeah :) I just love all these terms. "ROARRRRR" "Whoa dude, this rocks!" "What do we call it?" "We have goatees and..uh...axes, of a sort...so let's call it Viking metal!" "PILLAGE! RAPE! PLUNDER!! ROARRR!" :D

You Are Death Metal! Technical and brutal as fuck. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly fucking shine and slay all metal styles.

Hell yeah!

You're a moshpitter! You probably live in the US eastcoast area, smoke massive amounts of pot and work as a pool boy. Typical cause of death: Suffocation caused by pressure in concert

You're an 80's metal fan! You prefer vinyls instead of CD:s and think zebra pants are cool. Typical cause of death: Old age

Oh yeah screw you. Give me a decent rock track any day. I'm no 80's fan. :mad:

You're a moshpitter! You probably live in the US eastcoast area, smoke massive amounts of pot and work as a pool boy. Typical cause of death: Suffocation caused by pressure in concert
my kind of girl! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: ;)

my kind of girl! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: ;)
YAY!!!! *moshes* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

83% metal head.
and the second test said I'm a mosh pitter. Pretty accurate except for the weed part.

28%??? I must be "old" metal or something. Seriously, who anymore has ever heard of exodus or slayer or suicidal tendancies (more punk than metal if you wanna get technical)?

:D



Yeah :) I just love all these terms. "ROARRRRR" "Whoa dude, this rocks!" "What do we call it?" "We have goatees and..uh...axes, of a sort...so let's call it Viking metal!" "PILLAGE! RAPE! PLUNDER!! ROARRR!" :D


Hey... some of us like that. :D

And oh, the tests:

1st. Power of metal! You love power metal (especially european) Hail to the glory! Typical cause of death: Being hit by a car while dreaming about endless battles and might.

2nd. You Are Viking/Folk Metal!

I was hoping for speed metal on the 2nd one ;)

28%??? I must be "old" metal or something. Seriously, who anymore has ever heard of exodus or slayer or suicidal tendancies (more punk than metal if you wanna get technical)?
I have. But then I'm 30.

28%??? I must be "old" metal or something. Seriously, who anymore has ever heard of exodus or slayer or suicidal tendancies (more punk than metal if you wanna get technical)?
i have - slayer rule. and thats old slayer... the new stuff is ok.
i'm 19

78% metalhead

Autumn and hair dyed black. Angst, poetry, and... distorted guitars? You're a black black black black number oo-oone. Aka a gothic metal fan. Typical cause of death: Suicide

You Are Death Metal! Technical and brutal as fuck. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly fucking shine and slay all metal styles.

:D

28%??? I must be "old" metal or something. Seriously, who anymore has ever heard of exodus or slayer or suicidal tendancies (more punk than metal if you wanna get technical)?

I'm only 15 and I've heard of them. EDIT: and love them.

I have. But then I'm 30.


I'm 31 and was probably 12 or thirteen when i started getting into metal...somewhere between then an now (and two kids later) i've traded in my hardcore metal for Nick Jr. Tunes...can anyone sing "Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer"?

Man i'm old :(

I'm 31 and was probably 12 or thirteen when i started getting into metal...somewhere between then an now (and two kids later) i've traded in my hardcore metal for Nick Jr. Tunes...can anyone sing "Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer"?

Man i'm old :(


31? :rolleyes: you wish ;) ...i know that was a typo since the 1 is under the 4

Im 67% metalhead. that sounds about right. love metal and jump at the chance of a good mosh pit, but thats about it. and I like Korn, although they're not metal.

EMo------------> :mad: :rolleyes: :cool: :gundge: <--------me

31? :rolleyes: you wish ;) ...i know that was a typo since the 1 is under the 4


Holy Hell!!! I'm so old i forgot my age...cripes!!! I need coffee so i can remember i'm 34!!!!! :mad:

EMO------------> :) :mp5: <-----------------and me

My Chem Romance----------> :fluffle: :sniper: <-------------et moi

Good Charlotte---------> :confused: :gundge: :headbang: me!

wow, I didn't know there were cool people on this forum
rock on!
you dont pay attention that well.

100% metalhead
which means i didnt cheat,like some of the hundred plus percenters on here.how can you be 106% of anything, unless you have something added to yourself, like a **** crammed in your *****??

78% metalhead

You're an 80's metal fan! You prefer vinyls instead of CD:s and think zebra pants are cool. Typical cause of death: Old age

Yep. Straight up. Especially the NWOBHM bands like Iron Maiden, Dio (1st Rock concert I ever went to), Judas Priest, AC/DC, and Motörhead.

You Are Power Metal! You love Tolkien WAY too much, but you produce epic beautifully melodic albums. EVERYONE hates you, but you still have a small cult following. That's quite a shame since you're sucha great and skilled genre.

(Hmmm ... actually had to go look up excatly what thet meant - havent heard of most of the bands. Maybe that was a sucky test, or maybe I have some new stuff to check out.)

72% metalhead

I'm somewhat happy, though I could be happier!

Bah!

Ignore this!

I have. But then I'm 30.
I'm 31 and was probably 12 or thirteen when i started getting into metal...somewhere between then an now (and two kids later) i've traded in my hardcore metal for Nick Jr. Tunes...can anyone sing "Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Da, da, da, da, da Dora/ Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer"?

Man i'm old

Got both you guys beat at 37. (What'd that test say about dying of old age?)

I bought my 1st record, "Kiss Alive II", in 1978, at age 10. (The second record I bought was the now embrassing Saturday Night Fever. :( )

89%, although it might be a bit inaccurate one way or the other given that I've never heard Korn, never watch MTW and some other stuff I haven't come across.

"All for one
Our burning hearts will live forever
One for all
Together standing strong"

- Hammerfall.

Got both you guys beat at 37. (What'd that test say about dying of old age?)

I bought my 1st record, "Kiss Alive II", in 1978, at age 10. (The second record I bought was the now embrassing Saturday Night Fever. :( )


How bad is it to find a 1984 penny on the ground, calculate it's 21 years old....and become horrified to realize you're older than it is?? :mad: ??

Vinyl albums...ahhh the memories. That was back in the day when you could see if there were any hidden messages by playing the record backwords....try that on a CD and see what happens...

How bad is it to find a 1984 penny on the ground, calculate it's 21 years old....and become horrified to realize you're older than it is?? :mad: ??

he he. Try telling your best friends GF (all three of us born in 1968) that this years graduating senior class was born *after* all of us graduated. Duck & Cover!

Vinyl albums...ahhh the memories. That was back in the day when you could see if there were any hidden messages by playing the record backwords....try that on a CD and see what happens...

or even backwards to get those backwords ;)

(Hey Red East, don't take what I said to heart - that test was way too limited, but gave me some new avenues to check out... <yes, I saw it before the never mind. ;) > )

(Hey Red East, don't take what I said to heart - that test was way too limited, but gave me some new avenues to check out... <yes, I saw it before the never mind. ;) > )


Yeah, I know. I took the test aswell. :P

Anyway, I messed up the quoting and as lazy as I am I could'nt be arsed to fix it.

;)

[QUOTE=Daistallia 2104]he he. Try telling your best friends GF (all three of us born in 1968) that this years graduating senior class was born *after* all of us graduated. Duck & Cover!

I think i'm gonna be sick....i can feel the bones in my body drying out and crumbling...


or even backwards to get those backwords ;)

Ya...my second pot of coffee hadn't kicked in when i typed that typo... but you have to admit...some typos are really really cool/funny

Yeah, I know. I took the test aswell. :P

Anyway, I messed up the quoting and as lazy as I am I could'nt be arsed to fix it.

;)

hey, mr. swede who never sent the picture he promised but is still hot as hell,

have you ever seen this- http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm old, but still very funny.

That thing sucks as iron maiden are shittier than... shit? Which is more metal-maiden or sabbath?

the only reason I'm still reading this thread now is that it makes me feel young

[QUOTE=Daistallia 2104]he he. Try telling your best friends GF (all three of us born in 1968) that this years graduating senior class was born *after* all of us graduated. Duck & Cover!

I think i'm gonna be sick....i can feel the bones in my body drying out and crumbling...


or even backwards to get those backwords ;)

Ya...my second pot of coffee hadn't kicked in when i typed that typo... but you have to admit...some typos are really really cool/funny

:D

And that was a good one.

(I had to go grab my CD walkman and exchange the Ramones for Def Leopard and Maiden)

Oh, and this thread is seriosuly missing an important smilie:

http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/cool/music-smiley-005.gif

hey, mr. swede who never sent the picture he promised but is still hot as hell,

have you ever seen this- http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm old, but still very funny.

Hahaha! That gave me a good laugh. ;)

Don't lament Occidio, you can still ... do stuff in front of my pic. ;)

I'm, actually, still looking for that cam. :(

EDIT: And oh.. I DO have a Jackson guitar, just like the rules say,

\m/<( ^^ )>\m/

89%! Kick arse!

Oh, and this thread is seriosuly missing an important smilie:

http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/cool/music-smiley-005.gif

http://www.mtvhell.com/articles/posers/index3.html

No.

[QUOTE=Irico]

:D

And that was a good one.

(I had to go grab my CD walkman and exchange the Ramones for Def Leopard and Maiden)
What has 9 arms and sucks?

Hahaha! That gave me a good laugh. ;)

Don't lament Occidio, you can still ... do stuff in front of my pic. ;)

I'm, actually, still looking for that cam. :(

EDIT: And oh.. I DO have a Jackson guitar, just like the rules say,

\m/<( ^^ )>\m/ you are awesome.

you are awesome.

Wow.. I'm not sure wether I should take that as a compliment or not..

39% metal good for me

Wow.. I'm not sure wether I should take that as a compliment or not..
hey now, anything from me thats positive is a HUGE compliment, considering usually i have nothing nice to say.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=412609

hey now, anything from me thats positive is a HUGE compliment, considering usually i have nothing nice to say.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=412609

Heh, ok, got it. ;)

Maybe I will post a little something in that thread of yours tomorrow. Can't now, metal gear soldi 3: snake eater is calling for me!

Take care, ;)

Heh, ok, got it. ;)

Maybe I will post a little something in that thread of yours tomorrow. Can't know, metal gear soldi 3: snake eater is calling for me!

Take care, ;)
thanks.
later, or maybe sooner than that- occidio

22% metalhead, which is surprisingly high considering my distaste for most metal.

The only reason it's above zero is because i own a guitar, and I really enjoy guitar solos, but resent Metallica and MTV. That doesn't really make me a metalhead though.

22% metalhead, which is surprisingly high considering my distaste for most metal.

The only reason it's above zero is because i own a guitar, and I really enjoy guitar solos, but resent Metallica and MTV. That doesn't really make me a metalhead though.
Hating MTV works in your favor on that quiz. No self respecting metal head watches MTV.

89%.

I didn't check the "i don't think Korn is metal" or the "i listen to a lot of swedish bands" or the iron maiden one.

the only reason I'm still reading this thread now is that it makes me feel young
makes you feel young? :confused: :confused:

YES! I took the Emo test and got "0% You're a tough guy."

89%.

I didn't check the "i don't think Korn is metal" or the "i listen to a lot of swedish bands" or the iron maiden one.
life without iron maiden???? how do you wake up in the morning?

67% I may become a metalhead. Being a part of this newest generation of poser metal, I believe I am confused as to what the meaning of the term "metal" is anymore. Slipknot can't be metal. They deserve something bad to happen to them. What's a maggot? I checked the box because I hate actual maggots, but don't know what the metal terminology is. I would have clicked the spice girls box because even though I'd like to burn their stuff, I never actually have. Korn isn't metal, it's just weird. AC/DC is metal right? And Metallica from before they sold out? Sorry but I've been told I'm an inexperienced listener, and really I am.

lol, liberal test:

Your Score is - 0% - You are not a liberal piece of shit

take MY metal quiz! and i'm talking about real metal!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050421153433-721284 :D

17% metalhead :|

83% metalhead!

*Grunting/screaming noises*
*Guitar solo*

89%. I own every studio album released by maiden, Iron Maiden through to Dance of Death.

On the other one, I got:

"You Are Death Metal! Technical and brutal as fuck. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly fucking shine and slay all metal styles."