NationStates Jolt Archive

Pick any one in the world, past or present. Who would you want to fight? Why?


I would want to fight Barbarossa. Strong man, united Germany, took the papal throne. Drowned in a suit of armor. Maybe not the brightest but he'd be tough to beat.

Margaret Gilbert- I had to read her for Philosophy, and I thought (on average, every three lines, for forty-six pages of 8-pt font) that she just needed to be slapped.

Rachael Carson, I feel the same about, but causing millions of deaths by choosing to keep malaria around for the sake of her own personal fame affects me less than having to read self-contradicting definitions of "Plural subject" and "group intention."

Though, I did feel better when (for the paper) I advanced an argument under her definition of "group intention" that the two of us could intend for me to torture and kill her without her knowing. Since, of course, "a collection of individual intentions working together for mutual completion" where "all individual intentions are both necessary and sufficient for a group intention" "does not necessarily require all, or even most, members of the plural subject to be aware of the intention." (P 71, 72, and 76, respectively).

My evil twin! Oh wait...I am the evil twin... ok, then, make it my good twin!

Gandhi

The New Pope.

Gandhi
Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)

Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)
Or did you just not catch that reference? :(

Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)

Don't blow Gandhi off. He may be a peaceful little man, but I bet if he got pissed, he'd beat your ass. *nod*

I'd fight William Shatner. ;)

Don't blow Gandhi off. He may be a peaceful little man, but I bet if he got pissed, he'd beat your ass. *nod*
But, I have no need to fight the good guys when I can fight myself. isn't that right guys? Yes it is, guys! I love the voices in my head!

My Boss

for some odd reason it felt like my first fight

I'd want to fight Mosquito Man. I figure if I can kick his sorry behind, all his race are belong to us.

Don't mess with Gandhi. Everyone thought Yoda was frail, until Episode 2.

The New Pope.
You beat me to it...

I'd fight Ann Coulter. It'd be tough, but a good fight. And I really, really want to kick her ass.

Tom DeLay.

I would say Bush, but he's not so much evil as he is moronic.

I'd take Kurt Hovind. And the first thing I'd do is punch him in the mouth until he can never tell any more of his lies again.

Michael Moore. The big one, and Canadian bacon were good but bowling for Columbine and Farenhite 911 blew chunks.

In a handicapped match up, it be myself versus Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Al Franken. It would be one sided victory for me, until Hillary and myself were left, then it would turn into a good olde fashioned slobberknocker. I would be getting my ass handed to me, until I used my secret weapon: pics of Bill getting sucked off by his own daughter. Her head would explode.

Filip Dewinter, definately :mp5:

God - i think i could take him.

You'd have to go through Jesus first.

You'd have to go through Jesus first.

And the holy ghost...

I'll take all three of them at the same time. God, Jesus, Holy Ghost.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh

I'll take all three of them at the same time. God, Jesus, Holy Ghost.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh

Techincally they're the same being but also different. I think God could destroy you with the paradox that is himself.

Duuude, God would OWN you. My town did something to get Him mad, I think, so it's like sweltering 90 degrees today, and exactly eight days ago it was snowing.

This is in New England.

Neither of those two or supposed to happen in April.

I'd fight...Jesus.

Rittmeister Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen

We would need one Fokker Dr. 1 and one Sopwith Camel.