NationStates Jolt Archive


Who would you want to fight?

BLARGistania
21-04-2005, 02:16
Pick any one in the world, past or present. Who would you want to fight? Why?


I would want to fight Barbarossa. Strong man, united Germany, took the papal throne. Drowned in a suit of armor. Maybe not the brightest but he'd be tough to beat.
The Mycon
21-04-2005, 02:59
Margaret Gilbert- I had to read her for Philosophy, and I thought (on average, every three lines, for forty-six pages of 8-pt font) that she just needed to be slapped.

Rachael Carson, I feel the same about, but causing millions of deaths by choosing to keep malaria around for the sake of her own personal fame affects me less than having to read self-contradicting definitions of "Plural subject" and "group intention."

Though, I did feel better when (for the paper) I advanced an argument under her definition of "group intention" that the two of us could intend for me to torture and kill her without her knowing. Since, of course, "a collection of individual intentions working together for mutual completion" where "all individual intentions are both necessary and sufficient for a group intention" "does not necessarily require all, or even most, members of the plural subject to be aware of the intention." (P 71, 72, and 76, respectively).
Kryozerkia
21-04-2005, 03:19
My evil twin! Oh wait...I am the evil twin... ok, then, make it my good twin!
Nation of Fortune
21-04-2005, 03:29
Gandhi
Ravea
21-04-2005, 03:33
The New Pope.
Kryozerkia
21-04-2005, 03:34
Gandhi
Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)
Nation of Fortune
21-04-2005, 03:35
Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)
Or did you just not catch that reference? :(
Lunatic Goofballs
21-04-2005, 03:36
Why, so you could win, in a fight you would otherwise lose against anyone else? ;)

Don't blow Gandhi off. He may be a peaceful little man, but I bet if he got pissed, he'd beat your ass. *nod*

I'd fight William Shatner. ;)
Kryozerkia
21-04-2005, 03:37
Don't blow Gandhi off. He may be a peaceful little man, but I bet if he got pissed, he'd beat your ass. *nod*
But, I have no need to fight the good guys when I can fight myself. isn't that right guys? Yes it is, guys! I love the voices in my head!
Nation of Fortune
21-04-2005, 03:39
My Boss

for some odd reason it felt like my first fight
The Zoogie People
21-04-2005, 03:40
I'd want to fight Mosquito Man. I figure if I can kick his sorry behind, all his race are belong to us.

Don't mess with Gandhi. Everyone thought Yoda was frail, until Episode 2.
Mentholyptus
21-04-2005, 03:41
The New Pope.
You beat me to it...

I'd fight Ann Coulter. It'd be tough, but a good fight. And I really, really want to kick her ass.
Fascist Squirrels
21-04-2005, 04:00
Tom DeLay.

I would say Bush, but he's not so much evil as he is moronic.
Pael
21-04-2005, 04:03
I'd take Kurt Hovind. And the first thing I'd do is punch him in the mouth until he can never tell any more of his lies again.
Greater Valia
21-04-2005, 04:05
Michael Moore. The big one, and Canadian bacon were good but bowling for Columbine and Farenhite 911 blew chunks.
Johnny Wadd
21-04-2005, 04:12
In a handicapped match up, it be myself versus Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Al Franken. It would be one sided victory for me, until Hillary and myself were left, then it would turn into a good olde fashioned slobberknocker. I would be getting my ass handed to me, until I used my secret weapon: pics of Bill getting sucked off by his own daughter. Her head would explode.
Kevady
21-04-2005, 04:12
Filip Dewinter, definately :mp5:
Secluded Islands
21-04-2005, 04:18
God - i think i could take him.
The Zoogie People
21-04-2005, 05:09
You'd have to go through Jesus first.
Greater Valia
21-04-2005, 05:12
You'd have to go through Jesus first.

And the holy ghost...
Imperial Dark Rome
21-04-2005, 05:17
I'll take all three of them at the same time. God, Jesus, Holy Ghost.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
Greater Valia
21-04-2005, 05:19
I'll take all three of them at the same time. God, Jesus, Holy Ghost.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh

Techincally they're the same being but also different. I think God could destroy you with the paradox that is himself.
The Zoogie People
21-04-2005, 05:20
Duuude, God would OWN you. My town did something to get Him mad, I think, so it's like sweltering 90 degrees today, and exactly eight days ago it was snowing.

This is in New England.

Neither of those two or supposed to happen in April.
Ruzzu
21-04-2005, 05:24
I'd fight...Jesus.
Mt-Tau
21-04-2005, 05:34
Rittmeister Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen

We would need one Fokker Dr. 1 and one Sopwith Camel.