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It's 4/20 people and you know that means... No, not Hitler's birthday, or the anniversary of the Columbine shooting... no, something we can be happy about... it's Chronic Day.

So yeah, who likes the ganja?

fuck yeah! :)

http://www.angelfire.com/al/mattowens/images/toke.jpg

Me! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=413651)

It's enjoyable stuff though I've only tried it a handful of times and am not really that way inclined [drug use that is]. I'm not gonna cramp RVD's style though so enjoy your holiday!

Thanks for reminding me! :mad:

I'm on probation :(

Thanks for reminding me! :mad:

I'm on probation :(

That sucks, it's none of any government's business what drugs you wanna take.

I also find it funny that the offense I am on probation for had nothing to do with drugs...

...they then sent me to a drug education class 3 times a week. Everyone else in the class was there for marijuana sale/possetion...yet asking around I learned that I was being given U/A's about 5 times as often as any of them...

...I hate this stupid state. :rolleyes:

In Europe it's 20/4.

In Europe it's 20/4.
Ha-ha, America. You lose. :p

j/k

http://img214.echo.cx/img214/1778/dsc002053bz.jpg

20/4?

20/4?

Where we write 4/20/2005, they write 20/4/2005.

D/M/Y as opposed to M/D/Y.

Difference: We tend to think in terms of "April 20th, 2005" where they think in terms of "The 20th of April, 2005."

Where we write 4/20/2005, they write 20/4/2005.

D/M/Y as opposed to M/D/Y.

Difference: We tend to think in terms of "April 20th, 2005" where they think in terms of "The 20th of April, 2005."
your way confuses me and makes me want to burn stuff again


well i'm gonna leave it till 4:20 pm to start celebrating 'the 20th of April'. largely because my flatmate's out and i don't know where he put the weed :mad:

Damn me for being to lazy to say happy birtday to Mr Hitler its also Carmen Electras B'day! :eek:

[buds, buds, buds,
everybody needs a bud. :p

your way confuses me and makes me want to burn stuff again

Then my work here is done.

well i'm gonna leave it till 4:20 pm to start celebrating 'the 20th of April'. largely because my flatmate's out and i don't know where he put the weed :mad:

Be sure to eat 420 fried chips (crisps) and drink 420 mL of cranberry juice. Yeah, seems excessive, but why not? It's a celebration, bitches!

Be sure to eat 420 fried chips (crisps) and drink 420 mL of cranberry juice. Yeah, seems excessive, but why not? It's a celebration, bitches!
of course! no 420 celebration is complete without 420 gallons of whipped cream, 420 lemon-meringue pies and a pot smoking midget called Dave ;)

o_O

All this trouble just for a little THC :confused:

I my friggin god, I forgot about this day, RIGHT THE FUCK ON, party time, YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

Rolling me a J and toking!

I my friggin god, I forgot about this day, RIGHT THE FUCK ON, party time, YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
that's the spirit :p

It's 4/20 people and you know that means... No, not Hitler's birthday, or the anniversary of the Columbine shooting... no, something we can be happy about... it's Chronic Day.

So yeah, who likes the ganja?

Woooo!

I'm gonna be spendin' some quality time with my best bud Oscar tonight: Oscar is 2 feet tall and glass; a fine slidepiece bong if I say so myself. Hooray for weed!

It's also my mother's birthday, so in the interests of continuing to live, I am refraining from celebrating today properly until I give her a call. :(

I got wished a happy 4/20 earlier. Told him to go bugger off to blackbird land then.
*does not approve*

When I ascend to rulership and dominon over all humanity, this day shall be a global holiday.

I tried to post this before but the boards weren't working.

Anyway, I feel quite good with myself. I began smoking promptly at 4:20 pm and i've been feeling great since.

in a couple hours i will go at it again.

I tried to post this before but the boards weren't working.

Anyway, I feel quite good with myself. I began smoking promptly at 4:20 pm and i've been feeling great since.

in a couple hours i will go at it again.
Whats the occasion?

Whats the occasion?
April 20th is Hitler's birthday. I have yet to find out why everybody smokes pot on it...

:D

April 20th is Hitler's birthday. I have yet to find out why everybody smokes pot on it...

:D
Oh, its National Pot Day! Yeah!!!!!
*pulls out joint and smokes it*
Good shit man, good shit.

you guys are chumos man, i started blazin and munchin sherms at fucking 8:00 AM

didn't blaze as much as i'd hoped today :(


btw, http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=413662 :)



you guys are chumos man, i started blazin and munchin sherms at fucking 8:00 AM
and why the fuck were you up so early??

April 20th is Hitler's birthday. I have yet to find out why everybody smokes pot on it...

:D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28drug_culture%29

And ask yourself: What would Hitler have been like if he had been stoned?

ya dude, i was totally gonna get wasted and stuff today but the bummer is i graduated from high school 4 years ago. losers.......

I say we need to combine the stoner's day and Hitler's birthday into an unholy juggernaught of toked-up fascism.
The Marijuanazis!

And ask yourself: What would Hitler have been like if he had been stoned?
Bloody, bruised, and most likely dead?

Oh wait, you meant the OTHER kind of 'stoned'.

I say we need to combine the stoner's day and Hitler's birthday into an unholy juggernaught of toked-up fascism.
The Marijuanazis!
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif lmao

count me in ;) :D

Bloody, bruised, and most likely dead?

Oh wait, you meant the OTHER kind of 'stoned'.

heh, i actually laughed at that one ;)

Bloody, bruised, and most likely dead?

Oh wait, you meant the OTHER kind of 'stoned'.

Works for me.... :D

ya dude, i was totally gonna get wasted and stuff today but the bummer is i graduated from high school 4 years ago. losers......."I used to do that when I was your age, so you're a loser for doing it now!"


Yet more proof for my theory that people who go around touting themselves as "more mature than you" are one small step away from saying "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

April 20th is Hitler's birthday. I have yet to find out why everybody smokes pot on it...

:D
420 is cop talk for smoking pot - Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with Hitlers birthday.

Happy 420 right back. i had to work today before that time :headbang: but ill survive. as for the hitlers birthday thing, its because of a california thing for marijuana that it gets smoked it has nothing to do with hitler. and for those of you who have :upyours:

420 is cop talk for smoking pot - Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with Hitlers birthday.
It's not cop talk, but happy 420 to you and everyone else!

i had to go to school, so i started smoking at like 6:30 am. and have been smokin on and off all day since.

I don't have any. :(

I don't have any. :(
DUDE! Thats the worst, to be on this, holiest of days-and not be stocked up. Put your head next to the cable and lets see if we can't get you a contact high...

I dont smoke, but i do drink ;)

"I used to do that when I was your age, so you're a loser for doing it now!"


Yet more proof for my theory that people who go around touting themselves as "more mature than you" are one small step away from saying "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

In total, total agreement. I'm currently working with a bunch of teenagers who get loaded frequently and the most I'll ever say is, "I was pretty hardcore way back when, and I think it was a mistake." Then I shut my mouth.

If they want to know why I'll tell them, but otherwise I shut my mouth. I also rememberring haaaaaaaaating sanctimonious preachy adults way back when and assume that the only thing different now is that I have the potential of being one of those aforementioned sanctimonious preachy adults.

Quality, and it's thier first post:
ya dude, i was totally gonna get wasted and stuff today but the bummer is i graduated from high school 4 years ago. losers.......
Oddly enough I started smoking four years after I graduated. It kept me from being uptight and moralizing.

DUDE! Thats the worst, to be on this, holiest of days-and not be stocked up. Put your head next to the cable and lets see if we can't get you a contact high...
...ahw much better. Thanks.

Its unfortunate that 420 was on a wednesdya this year because i have school. if only it had been on fridaty...

i stillh ave about a 1/16 of some sweet ass chronic, plan on hittin it hard tonbight. i smoked another bowl about 15 mins ago so i'm good

Its unfortunate that 420 was on a wednesdya this year because i have school. if only it had been on fridaty...

i stillh ave about a 1/16 of some sweet ass chronic, plan on hittin it hard tonbight. i smoked another bowl about 15 mins ago so i'm good
I had to be in a production meeting at 4:20, and I'm not even the media designer, I'm the media designer's assistant...which means say nothing and sit there-take notes if anything stupid comes up like "hey, lets project on people wearing white graduation robes..."

I bet the guy I'm assisting was gettin' lit.....

It's not cop talk, but happy 420 to you and everyone else!
I had to double check - you're right, its a long standing urban myth. I stand corrected! But in any case - I cant beleive that it really had anything to do with Hitler - fuck Hitler, lets get stoned! :)

I think that the highness is to combat the sadness of columbine's anniversary and hitler's bday. Or maybe every1 just wants to get hi. I was gonna clean my room...../.

Oh, yeah... Just for the day, Harper's Weekly posted in its entirety, so we can play "highlight the drug references/other hilarious irony." Since I'm already admitting to one illegal activity in this thread, I might as well post a whole copywritten article.

I'll start out with what I noticed from the first paragraph...

Two suicide car bombs blew up in central Baghdad, killing
fifteen and injuring thirty. A bomb in Kirkuk killed
twelve Iraqi guards, an American contractor was kidnapped
north of Baghdad, and Marla Ruzicka, an activist from
California who made it her mission to count the number of
civilian casualties in Iraq, was killed in Baghdad by a
suicide bomber. The Iraqi army intervened to end a widely
publicized hostage crisis in al-Madain, south of Baghdad,
but found no hostages. In the United States, Eric Rudolph,
a Christian terrorist, pleaded guilty to several bombings,
including those at the Atlanta Olympics in 1996, an
abortion-clinic bombing in 1998, and an attack on a gay
nightclub in 1997. Prompted by the credit-card industry,
which made $30 billion in profits last year, the House
approved new legislation that will make it much harder for
families to declare personal bankruptcy. Fewer than half
of all Californians approved of the job Arnold
Schwarzenegger was doing as governor, and zoo officials in
Johannesburg, South Africa, were pressuring one of their
chimps to stop smoking. The president of Brazil visited
Senegal, where he apologized for Brazil's role in the
slave trade. As pilgrims washed away their sins in India's
sacred Narmada River, a dam was opened upstream, releasing
a wall of water that drowned fifty-two people. Catholic
cardinals convened a conclave, and a Christian radio
talk-show host was fired for questioning whether the dead
pope would go to heaven. One-foot-tall talking Jesus,
David, Mary, and Moses dolls will be sold in June. The
United Nations released a video game called "Food Force"
that lets players pretend they are feeding the starving,
and the International Monetary Fund announced that
sub-Saharan Africa's economy had grown 5 percent last
year, with inflation at its lowest in twenty-five years.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 420 points;
pharmaceutical stocks, however, continued to rise. A study
found that executions by lethal injection carried out in
the United States did not meet veterinary standards. The
European Union decided to admit Bulgaria and Romania in
2007. Bosnia was exporting snails.

The Governor of Wisconsin announced that he opposed cat
hunting. Researchers found that parents tend to take
better care of their better-looking children. American and
Japanese scientists proclaimed cloned cattle safe to eat,
a Danish study found no link between cell phones and brain
tumors, and scientists at Yale University used lasers to
control headless fruit flies. Britain stopped importing
United States corn after discovering that the United
States had been sending banned, genetically modified corn
to the U.K. for the past four years, and brewer
Anheuser-Busch, America's number one buyer of rice,
announced that it will no longer buy rice from Missouri if
that state allows genetically modified rice to be grown
within its borders. A new species of titi monkey,
golden-crowned with a white-tipped tail, was discovered in
Bolivia; it will be known as the GoldenPalace.com
monkey. Scientists used infrared technology to read lost
works by Sophocles, Euripides, and Hesiod, and a London
grandmother coldcocked a burglar with a garden gnome. A
scientist cataloged 395 different species of bacteria in
the lower intestines of three healthy humans, and
entomologists named three newly discovered species of
slime-mold beetle after George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and
Donald Rumsfeld. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
refused to answer when asked if he sodomized his wife
Maureen. Hungary was planning to let prostitutes solicit
in shopping malls, and Jenna Bush, the president's
daughter, got on all fours and did the "butt dance."

Samples of the deadly Asian flu were accidentally mailed
to 3,700 labs worldwide. Several samples were
missing. A garment factory collapsed in Bangladesh,
killing at least one hundred people; six died when an
election rally in Togo turned violent; and Indonesian
children, traumatized by last December's tsunami, were
talking about their feelings with puppets. Researchers
found that keeping pigs cool helps them grow
fatter. U.S. marshals arrested more than 10,000 people on
outstanding warrants, nearly half of them for minor drug
offenses, and the $90 million Abraham Lincoln Presidential
Museum opened in Springfield, Illinois. It features
special effects created by Stan Winston Studios--which did
the effects for Jurassic Park--and a life-sized model of
Navy Secretary Gideon Welles with a terrible toupee. One
hundred thirty-seven million people were overweight in
China, and America's 7 million vending machines were being
visited by 100 million people a day. After returning to
Afghanistan from the United States, where he underwent
heart surgery, an Afghan toddler died. In Wales, a drunken
man stood before an open window, dropped his trousers, and
cried out, "who wants some of this?" before he fell from
the window, impaled himself on a railing, and died, and a
Vermont teenager was accused of breaking into a tomb and
beheading a corpse. He apparently wanted to use the skull
as a bong.

--Paul Ford

Permanent URL for this column:
http://www.harpers.org/WeeklyReview2005-04-19.html

isn't 420 the police code for a drug situation? You know, like 10-4?

Oh man, I feel so out of the loop. Like everyone I know smoked today but me. Like a bunch of em smoked for the first time. I, however, was busy having sex. That's my only real alternative to chronic. I haven't smoked in like a month though, which sucks.

Where we write 4/20/2005, they write 20/4/2005.

D/M/Y as opposed to M/D/Y.

Difference: We tend to think in terms of "April 20th, 2005" where they think in terms of "The 20th of April, 2005."

But isn't marihuana legal in many parts of Europe? They can celebrate it everyday.

But isn't marihuana legal in many parts of Europe? They can celebrate it everyday.
Mainly just in the northern areas, and there it's pretty patchy. It's still illegal in the biggest natiosn (Germany, France, Italy, the UK) and most of eastern europe. Their punishments are slightly less lenient than they are in the US, but it's still illegal. I think that's the situation.

A wonderful occasion.

Liberals can smoke weed and conservatives can Hiel Hitler.

Everyone has a thing to do! :p

Woot-my town is sooo stony it's mention in wiki's 420 entry:
* One such "Housing to share" listing, from the Santa Cruz Sentinel in 1994, read:

Rm avail Veggie household. 420. No pets M pref

I love this town. I should be walking around downtown blazin' away...but I'm too blazed...

420 IS SATANS NUMBER!

lets all get HIGH!!! AND KILL EACH OTHER!!!

WE CAN ACCOMPLISH MUCH WHAT WE COULDNT ACCOMPLISH ALONE!

SMOKE THE PLANT!

WE CAN OPEN THE DAMNED SPEGGETIO'S CAN TOGETHER!!!!

I'm like the only person I know who didn't smoke up today. Rather, I had sex with my girlfriend, in her empty house. w00t statutory.

Stop flaming 420. What's it ever done to you?

Note-this was a response to Jhenova's post. It was the first (only) reply in a thread where he was the OP. The merge kills the humor, and I refuse to revive it to cover a quick, sloppy merging of several threads on a variation of a topic, when we have four homophobia/three racists threads on the front page alone.

you guys are chumos man, i started blazin and munchin sherms at fucking 8:00 AM

I started at 6:40am. :p

But I work night shifts, so I have an excuse to be up then.