NationStates Jolt Archive

Mine would have to be starting fights with gang members. Fun fun!

Tackling total strangers.

Tackling total strangers.

I put some of that Purell hand cleaning lotion (the sanitizing hand lotion that doesn't need water) and put some on the head of my penis.

Ow.

Don't do that y'all.

P.S. On a side note, I also put dishwashing soap on my penis head. It hurt but not as bad as the Purell.

http://www.purell.com/

I put some of that Purell hand cleaning lotion (the sanitizing hand lotion that doesn't need water) and put some on the head of my penis.

Ow.

Don't do that y'all.

P.S. On a side note, I also put dishwashing soap on my penis head. It hurt but not as bad as the Purell.

http://www.purell.com/

Try wrapping your genitals in an ace bandage(tightly). I did that once on a bet. The bet was that I couldn't stay that way for 30 minutes. I lost.

Setting a couple of random things on fire, and then getting the bright idea of trying to smoke leaves off a tree that just so happened to have very acrid smoke.
I'm still wondering why I was brainless enough to just grab a random leaf and try to smoke it...

well one New Year's Day, I was sat at home bored and I told my friend this over msn and he suggested this game to me, it was called NationStates, I've never been the same since http://67.18.37.15/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

I took a taser to myself.
BAD IDEA.

I took a taser to myself.
BAD IDEA.
How much does it hurt?
I've always been interested in tasers.

I smoked instant coffee. And liked it.

But the stupidest thing? Never you mind.

How much does it hurt?
I've always been interested in tasers.

taser or stun gun?

Stun guns aren't too bad. Like getting kicked by a donkey. Tasers are much worse.

Setting a couple of random things on fire, and then getting the bright idea of trying to smoke leaves off a tree that just so happened to have very acrid smoke.
I'm still wondering why I was brainless enough to just grab a random leaf and try to smoke it...

I tried a similair thing to that. In chemistry class at school i tried smoking a newspaper when the teacher left the room, god knows why. Nearly set my hair on fire.

taser or stun gun?

Stun guns aren't too bad. Like getting kicked by a donkey. Tasers are much worse.
Ouch.
I'm glad nobody has yet had a reason to taser me.

How much does it hurt?
I've always been interested in tasers.
see, when you get tased by omeone else, its normally withdraws within a few secs\
but if you tase yourself with it in your hand, youre gonna be stuck there for a while
youre gona pass out and crap your pants.

Try to steal a roadsign

Most stupid thing i've ever done... consider leaving NS general, the hive of the faithful fluffle drones watched over by their gracious fluffle queen. How could i even think such thoughts! :D

EDIT: W00t, 200th post, a minor milestone.

I took a taser to myself.
BAD IDEA.

I actually want to do this.

Try to steal a roadsign

Cops get ye?

I wish i did things like that when I was young. What a dull life it has been.

Cops get ye?

I wish i did things like that when I was young. What a dull life it has been.
Yeah....

I was drunk and it was in a shitty little town at friggin' 5 in the morning. What the HELL were they doing there? Anyway. I never confessed. So I spent 2 hours in the police station and then got the first bus back to my bike and head home. I did pay the ticket I got. Fucking 70 euros

Yeah, one time when I was like eight, we stuck a couple skateboards underneath an old couch we found on the side of the rode, and rode it down the nearest hill. Needless to say we couldnt stop it, so we ended up crashing into a bush. We're lucky we didnt get run over...

Land kayaking - they're not meant for this kind of thing, either is your arse...

Most stupid thing i've ever done... consider leaving NS general, the hive of the faithful fluffle drones watched over by their gracious fluffle queen. How could i even think such thoughts! :D

EDIT: W00t, 200th post, a minor milestone.

were you the guy who made a leaving thread yesterday? If so, what changed your mind?

One time I was kinda bored and kinda depressed so I just kept banging my head on my desk... I didn't stop until it actually started to hurt. :headbang:

Land kayaking - they're not meant for this kind of thing, either is your arse...
You know what's real fun?
Riding down ski hills in canoes and kayaks during winter.

Well, it's fun unless you're the guy whose canoe hit a rock and broke, and then he badly fractured his leg. I don't think it was much fuin for him.

Yeah, one time when I was like eight, we stuck a couple skateboards underneath an old couch we found on the side of the rode, and rode it down the nearest hill. Needless to say we couldnt stop it, so we ended up crashing into a bush. We're lucky we didnt get run over...
That reminds me of one time when I rode down a hill in one of those red wagon thingies when I was a kid. I almost hit the garage, instead I went onto the grass and got tipped out of it.

...With a group of friends, I smeared powered doughut under my nose. At an airport. I then started a conversation with a police officer. Then (forgetting sugar was under my nose) Sniffed very hard and sucked the "white substance" into my nose whence I declared to my friends "Man, this stuff really burns!" No need to elaborate this further...

Jumping off tall things with my pants on fire while holding a plastic lobster and trying to hit a quickly moving bowling ball with said lobster.

Ow.

Burned my hand on a machine gun barrel. Nearly got kicked out of the army with that little mistake, which I think was what my subconscious was intending...

I put some of that Purell hand cleaning lotion (the sanitizing hand lotion that doesn't need water) and put some on the head of my penis.

Ow.

Don't do that y'all.

P.S. On a side note, I also put dishwashing soap on my penis head. It hurt but not as bad as the Purell.

http://www.purell.com/
That hurts so fucking bad!

Tried to staple an orange with a staple gun once. I did it on the very top of the orange so the staple went through the orange and lodged itself in my finger.

when i tied a little tykes sports car to the back of an SUV and went for a 3 1/2 hour ride yelling the bomb is coming on 9/11 when i hadent looked at the paper/news/tv/internet ,i got 3 bulletholes in the SUV and i finally got stopped by a cop who threatend to put me away for being a terrorist

Straddled a live W-85 warhead.

Walked head first into a bank of lockers...

Played chicken with a bobcat. My head was about an inch from hers

Unlike most people, I was NOT being sarcastic (i really did walk into a bank of lockers during an exam - I was not only bored, but feeling batty)! So...who here is actually telling the truth?

Unlike most people, I was NOT being sarcastic (i really did walk into a bank of lockers during an exam - I was not only bored, but feeling batty)! So...who here is actually telling the truth?
I am telling you the truth

So, after that, how much of you was left?

= MY 6000TH POST! HUZAAH... =

So, after that, how much of you was left?

= MY 6000TH POST! HUZAAH... =
all of me surprisingly, it's amazing what chainlink can do. You do have to know that I work with wildlife rehabilitation, so It's not uncommon for me to do strange stuff such as this.

I went to NSgeneral. This was last night. Shoot, it's happening again...

all of me surprisingly, it's amazing what chainlink can do. You do have to know that I work with wildlife rehabilitation, so It's not uncommon for me to do strange stuff such as this.
Well, now, that explains it... ;)

Full contact golf with my little brother... inside the house... full swings.

This brought minor catastrophy and a little bit of blood.

The golfing then escalated into an event we called 'tree top driving range'.

This brought major scale catastrophy and a LOT of blood.

I wont tell the whole story - but it ended with he and I walking up to the doctors office. Me with blood covering my face as he struggled to keep me upright, and him, with a half club shank (also covered in blood). The both of us nearly pissed ourselves laughing when multiple times he pretended to hit me with the club shank as we passed cars on the road, which would then stop to yell and/or offer assistance - and see my lying in the ground covered in blood. We got a few offers to be taken to the doc's office - for some reason we prefered to keep walking and scaring the crap out of people. That was a fun day - I have the scars to prove it. Fifteen stitches in my noggin... ahhhh... good times! :)

In third grade I was messing around with a stapler and accidentally stapled my finger to my desk. That was pretty stupid.

I think deciding to take a stroll through Southeast DC in the middle of the night was the dumbest though. For what it's worth I was escorting a terrified woman home.

Full contact golf with my little brother... inside the house... full swings.

This brought minor catastrophy and a little bit of blood.

The golfing then escalated into an event we called 'tree top driving range'.

This brought major scale catastrophy and a LOT of blood.

I wont tell the whole story - but it ended with he and I walking up to the doctors office. Me with blood covering my face as he struggled to keep me upright, and him, with a half club shank (also covered in blood). The both of us nearly pissed ourselves laughing when multiple times he pretended to hit me with the club shank as we passed cars on the road, which would then stop to yell and/or offer assistance - and see my lying in the ground covered in blood. We got a few offers to be taken to the doc's office - for some reason we prefered to keep walking and scaring the crap out of people. That was a fun day - I have the scars to prove it. Fifteen stitches in my noggin... ahhhh... good times! :)

Blunt trauma to the head. That explains a lot. :)

I've got three 1: drank a bottle of tobasco sauce mixed with pepper (not a goo idea)

2:Sprayed my weiner with deodorant

3:set our backyard tree on fire which then landed on our neighbours garagewe managed to get it out before they called the cops and the fire station.

Gawd, its too hard to pick.

After sharing a cask of what we call "10 buck chuck" I decided to pull a tree out that was quite close to a noise reduction wall to a local freeway. As I grabbed the small tree I let loose a drunken roar and pulled with all my power. Instead of the sturdy little tree being torn out of the ground I pulled myself forward to hit the concrete wall with my face. I still have a small scar today. :rolleyes:

Decided to shave off every hair on my body. It was not so much stupid as it was laborous.

were you the guy who made a leaving thread yesterday? If so, what changed your mind?
Coz i realised i was just having a bad week, no reason to leave NS at all.

Decided to shave off every hair on my body. It was not so much stupid as it was laborous.

Use Nair next time. :)

this was in a two day stretch of where my cousin and i were both bored to tears..we decided to get two or three of these giant firecracker rolls that were like 10,000 firecrackers per roll, we then went through these woods in camoflauge jackets and pants where we knew hunters were out there in masse(deer season) well after we set those suckers off we had every hunter out there either shooting at nothing or panicking and falling off their stands...it was pretty funny until we were found by two sheriff's deputies who happened to be hunting....needless to say yet, my cousin and i spent that night in lockup in the county jail...ahhh but it was worth it

Stupidest thing done while bored?

Having sex in the open on the side of a busy highway.

I'm just glad we didn't cause an accident.