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Have you ever vomited somewhere unusual?

Kejott
20-04-2005, 16:41
I have once, and it was in the middle of a supermarket in front of a shitload of people. Damn that sucked. What about everybody else?
Potaria
20-04-2005, 16:42
Outside of a toy store. I missed the garbage can and it went all over the sidewalk.
Drunk commies reborn
20-04-2005, 16:43
Back seat of one of my buddy's car. I had been drinking Tequila all night long, and asked him to pull over on the highway. He didn't pull over fast enough. I cleaned up the mess the next morning while severely hung over. The whole episode sucked.
FairyTInkArisen
20-04-2005, 16:44
nowhere unusual but I once vomited all over my Dad's Lexus, he was gutted
Peechland
20-04-2005, 16:44
I knew you were going to make this thread. I once did it in a hat. ....and yes someone did end up putting the hat on their head. :(
Dempublicents1
20-04-2005, 16:47
At the gym. I was working out with a friend who had volunteered to be kind of a personal trainer type for me, since I find it so hard to motivate myself to work out. He pushed pretty hard, and I wasn't smart enough to stop when I should've. Right about the time we decided we were done, I felt so sick I laid down in the middle of the gym floor. When I couldn't stop it any more, I vomited.

I felt physically better after that, but felt horrible when the people running the gym came over and started cleaning it up and offering to take me over to the health center and stuff.
Delator
20-04-2005, 16:47
Felt bad all day at school when I was in 5th grade...I was "eating" lunch when I suddenly got up and started running for the bathrooms. I got about halfway out of the cafeteria when I spewed a gigantic puddle right in the middle of the room...I then continued running down the hall...leaving two more equally large puddles before finally making it to the bathroom...

...sadly, by this point, there was nothing left to come up...but I felt a lot better. :p
Randomea
20-04-2005, 16:49
I was at school and I was er...feeling ill..er...as I did monthly, so the school nurse was escorting me up to sickbay. This was over the quad, down one corridoor, past the School Shop and staff room and up two flights of stairs. I didn't make it. As I passed the staff room turn off where there's a photocopier and pidgeon holes I felt worse and vomited into a rubbish bin (trash can). What was funny was that it had a hole in the bottom!
Kejott
20-04-2005, 16:49
I knew you were going to make this thread. I once did it in a hat. ....and yes someone did end up putting the hat on their head. :(

Well damn, are you the vomit queen?
Dempublicents1
20-04-2005, 16:50
Back seat of one of my buddy's car. I had been drinking Tequila all night long, and asked him to pull over on the highway. He didn't pull over fast enough. I cleaned up the mess the next morning while severely hung over. The whole episode sucked.

I had a friend in high school who threw up in the back of a police officer's car. The officer had come to break up an underage-drinking party and my friend was so trashed he walked right up to the officer and told him "No problem officer, nobody's been drinking around here." When the officer asked if he looked stupid, my friend answered, "Maybe."

Anyways, they didn't really arrest kids much back then, they generally just broke up the party and drove 'em home. So my friend got put in the back of the car where he threw up, left a shoe, and dropped $20. He had to go to the cop's house the next day to get his shoes (and apologize). Funny thing was, he worked at the video store that the cop's wife came into just about every day. LOL
Chicken pi
20-04-2005, 16:52
I had a really bad headache one day, when I was in Year 7. Thinking it was dehydration, I drank an entire flask of blackcurrent juice. I ended up vomiting up a load of red puke in the middle of a physics lesson.
Peechland
20-04-2005, 16:52
Well damn, are you the vomit queen?


no! I've only done it maybe 5 times my whole life. I hold it back at all costs. I hate doing it. I'm the queen of succulent pet names. ;)
Aleks-vania
20-04-2005, 16:53
Once when I was about five, I puked out the passenger side window of my mom's Lincoln at a stop sign. I remember there was a car behind us, too. I can only imagine what he was thinking when he saw that.
The Blaatschapen
20-04-2005, 16:53
A friend of mine puked in the Barbeque.

I did it once in an ashtray though.

Oh, and right on the stairs at my parents home.

Nowadays I puke for fun, it's much nicer :)
Kanabia
20-04-2005, 16:54
Only everywhere except the toilet bowl. :p
Niini
20-04-2005, 16:58
Back seat of one of my buddy's car. I had been drinking Tequila all night long, and asked him to pull over on the highway. He didn't pull over fast enough. I cleaned up the mess the next morning while severely hung over. The whole episode sucked.

I imagine cleaning vomit while hungover. Not my fav
image. I was once driving my friends car and another friend
sitting back coughed beer in my neck and messed up the
back seat. I was only one sober so I was only one who
didn't find it amusing.
Kejott
20-04-2005, 17:03
no! I've only done it maybe 5 times my whole life. I hold it back at all costs. I hate doing it. I'm the queen of succulent pet names. ;)

Yes you are my pet! Hey, guess what! My SAT scores came :D and let me tell ya this pilgrim...I KICKED ASS!
Opressing people
20-04-2005, 17:07
I once puked in the "Small World " ride at disney world
Europaland
20-04-2005, 17:07
In a Religious Education class at school all over my work.
Niini
20-04-2005, 17:08
In a Religious Education class at school all over my work.


OMG that's funny. I hear you. I would get sick also.
Keruvalia
20-04-2005, 17:14
Best. Question. Evar!

My answer: No ... not really.
Omni-Psychotia
20-04-2005, 17:14
I haven't puked anywhere unusual, but there have been unusual circumstances.

Two incidences:
Number One: After a hefty six hours of drinking vodka from the bottle with a straw, I barfed on the back patio of my friend's house. It mainly cosisted of vodka, nearly whole strands of spaghetti and partially digested meatballs. The next morning my friend brought the garbage out to the back yard and stepped in it barefoot. She was pissed.

Number Two: During a party; I was taking a leak, and while bending over the toilet to flush my cigarrettes fell out of my pocket and into the bowl. I snatched them out as quickly as I could and dried them off. Figuring the pack had saved my smokes from becoming wet, I put them back in my pocket, continuing to smoke them all night. Not a good idea. Anyway, later that night, while trying to sleep, I bolted upright and started to puke. Quite suddenly, I might add. Surprised and still drunk, I covered my mouth and ran for the kitchen (two rooms away) and the nearest sink, all while spraying vomit from between my clenched fingers. The next morning, my buddy found bits of it on everything from the T.V. and Wall in the livingroom, the dinner table in the diningroom, and the fridge in the kitchen. I even got some in his girlfriend's shoe. They were VERY pissed.
Ghorunda
20-04-2005, 17:21
I once puked in the "Small World " ride at disney world

Can't really blame ya, heh.

Anyways, I was about 7 I guess, and I think the lunch at Daycare didn't agree with me...something in the hot dogs, idk. Anyways, I puked a small puddle about the size of a pill bottle cap during naptime (whatever happened to naptime? regular school drops it, and here at college it's sleep when you can, heh) on some gross shag carpet. So the staff called my mom who took me to the doctor's office. She pulled the car into the parking lot of the doctor's office, and the lurch from the brakes made me blow chunks of hot dog all in the back seat, just BLAAAHH! Then I puked some applejuice into a washcloth.
Joatia
20-04-2005, 17:30
you all might find this strange, but i visited venice with my parents. me and my mom had some seafood, and got really sick. for 4 days straight, i was lying on a couch eating toast and gatorade( which usally came back up the same way) every five minutes i had to get up and go to the bathroom, because i had diarrhea too. :p all my father did for that time was do the laundry, because sometimes me and my mom needed to 'go' at the same time, and there was only one bathroom. then, when we had to leave, i was still sick, and throwing up in the airport now, wasn't that a nice little anecdote. from then on, i vowed to do whatever possible to avoid vomiting.

THE END

True story by Sir Jessebob of Joatia
Spoons and Poontang
20-04-2005, 17:31
I'm reasonably sure I puked in the drain of a soda fountain at a gas station. I took two little white pills at home, then I remember going for a walk, then I'm at a gas station puking... I'm pretty sure I followed an anthropomorphic alligator down the sidewalk somewhere in there, too.
Rat Gardens
20-04-2005, 18:21
I havn't done it that unusual, but i have a friend who once puked up all over his IT GCSE paper(british exam at age 16)... he had stayed up the night before and drunk half a bottle of vodka... heh, he then had to hand the sodden paper in to the examiners, and the funny thing is, he still got a C!
Whispering Legs
20-04-2005, 18:27
When I lived in Germany, I used to take advantage of the fact that guys who owned really nice cars didn't lock them, or left the top down in August.

I've puked in some really nice cars when I came out of a bar, and was looking for a prime place to unload. I've also crapped in quite a few, just for grins.
Nadkor
20-04-2005, 18:31
on the taxi driver about half way home

he kicked me out...

but i didnt have to pay!

result
Roach-Busters
20-04-2005, 18:37
Once, near a parking lot at the Minnesota State Fair. Does that qualify as unusual?
Illich Jackal
20-04-2005, 18:37
While in the back seat of a car, my parent's car. Through the window, going 120km/h over a long bridge. The fun thing was that the cars behind us turned on their wipers (or whatever you call it, the thing you turn on when it's raining).
SimNewtonia
20-04-2005, 18:45
on the taxi driver about half way home

he kicked me out...

but i didnt have to pay!

result

lol. nice work. Wouldn't work here in Sydney, though...
Sableonia
20-04-2005, 18:56
In the back of a friend's car. Not really all that unusual.
But, I had a crush on the guy.... I was so mortified. :(
KaneKult
20-04-2005, 18:58
took a shot of vodka at a bar...a girl I like came up behind me...I turned around to greet her....and puked at her feet
Dorksonia
20-04-2005, 19:02
When I lived in Germany, I used to take advantage of the fact that guys who owned really nice cars didn't lock them, or left the top down in August.

I've puked in some really nice cars when I came out of a bar, and was looking for a prime place to unload. I've also crapped in quite a few, just for grins.

Pentacostal church group, huh???
Nadkor
20-04-2005, 19:02
lol. nice work. Wouldn't work here in Sydney, though...
yea, i was surprised. usually they charge you about £30 extra if you vomit in the car.
Whispering Legs
20-04-2005, 19:08
Pentacostal church group, huh???

I wasn't saved at the time. Everyone's a sinner, you know.
ProMonkians
20-04-2005, 19:44
I was sick a couple of hours ago at the side of a busy roundabout
Carnivorous Lickers
20-04-2005, 19:48
Back seat of one of my buddy's car. I had been drinking Tequila all night long, and asked him to pull over on the highway. He didn't pull over fast enough. I cleaned up the mess the next morning while severely hung over. The whole episode sucked.


I was a teenager-drank far too many "Jolly Ranchers"-a red drink that tastes kust like the candy. My friend took his time pulling over-I opened the door and took out a stand with mailboxes on it, threw up in the map pouch on the door.
Carnivorous Lickers
20-04-2005, 19:50
I once puked in the "Small World " ride at disney world

that ride is enough to make anyone puke. I'm queasey now that that damn music is playing in my head again.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2005, 21:12
I have once, and it was in the middle of a supermarket in front of a shitload of people. Damn that sucked. What about everybody else?

In my pants. *blush*

See, I have an odd deficiency; I can't belch on demand. It's a standard trick of the male adoescent that for some reason, I could never master. Well, one night, during a drinking game, I had to down a beer. The gas was so bad, it was painful. But I couldn't burp. I went to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet, I was trying to get myself to burp. Well, I did. But more than gas came up. Much to my surprise and dismay, the entire contents of my stomach spilled out...right into my pants. :(
Sileetris
20-04-2005, 21:52
In front of a pizza place after being car sick. Went all over some dudes bike. (OWNED! :D)
Schrandtopia
21-04-2005, 00:59
recently out of the side of a moving car

but when I was little I did it on the fold out table of an airplane, and then apparently I ate it much to the approval of the teenage boys sitting across from me
Ghorunda
21-04-2005, 01:02
In my pants. *blush*

See, I have an odd deficiency; I can't belch on demand. It's a standard trick of the male adoescent that for some reason, I could never master. Well, one night, during a drinking game, I had to down a beer. The gas was so bad, it was painful. But I couldn't burp. I went to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet, I was trying to get myself to burp. Well, I did. But more than gas came up. Much to my surprise and dismay, the entire contents of my stomach spilled out...right into my pants. :(

Don't feel bad, I can't belch on demand either. I can make the burping effect, I think, but there's no noise. I just feel the bubble pop in my stomach. Of course there's the occassional involuntary burp.
Preebles
21-04-2005, 01:37
On my coat...

In a friend's front garden, and back garden, all in one night.
Lascivious Maximus
21-04-2005, 02:28
Standing on a steel I-beam about fifty feet off of the ground while holding a running chainsaw as I tried to cut jammed logs out from under the merch infeed tables at a saw-mill. Smaller cedar logs always fall between the gap on the deck when it tilts or swings open, and they get hung up underneath preventing the table from operating correctly, and the only way to get them out is to crawl up under the infeed on the gigantic structure and cut them out in four foot chunks between the support beams.

The outer bark on cedar logs gets ripped off by the chain feed on the decks and hangs all over the structure, covered in grease and stinking like manure. It was falling all over me as I tried to balance on the beam and cut out the fifty foot long jammed logs overhead.

Since theres no way to put on safety aparatus, it was doubly exciting - as one wrong step would have meant my impending doom. I had been drinking the night before and was horribly hung over - the feeling of the wet gloppy bark falling on my hard hat and shoulders was simply too much and my stomach gave way. Luckily I didn't fall, though I almost dropped the chainsaw into the slash piles far below me.

The best part, I was right over a clean up conveyor - so all vomitus was nicely taken disposed of! Well, not that it would have mattered much if it had fallen on the slash... but still - I thought that part was kind of cool. Oh, and yeah - they took me off of the merch for the day after that little stunt - haha!
Whispering Legs
21-04-2005, 02:50
The best vomit show I ever saw was when I was riding in my friend's pickup when I was younger. He was driving, chewing tobacco, and spitting into a large cup, which was just full of spit.

We were driving cross-country at a good clip, and the truck hit a bump as he put the cup to his lips to spit. He ended up with a good amount going straight into his mouth and up his nose, and it provoked an immediate projectile vomiting stream that hit the windshield and splattered us both.

He stopped the truck, and spent the better part of an hour heaving outside the truck.
Andaluciae
21-04-2005, 02:51
No, but my sister puked in a parking lot in northern texas, several times.
Zincite
21-04-2005, 03:03
Hmm... I don't know which of these places qualifies as unusual, but I'll list everywhere I've puked because, at age 15, I haven't done it much.

1. Into my cereal bowl at breakfast when I was four.
2. Seven years later at age eleven, the summer before 6th grade, onto my bed. I honestly don't remember anything about waking up... I just was suddenly sitting up, puking onto the end of my bed.
3. Onto my floor the following March, after sitting on the edge of my bed thinking that gas was going to come out my butt.
4. Just outside a tent while on a camping trip, the summer before 8th grade.

There are a few times I remember ALMOST vomiting but didn't quite... and from those I have learned just how to stop it. (BREATHE. NORMALLY.) These episodes have normally been followed by diarrhea... but hey, as long as I'm not throwing up I can take it.
Kryozerkia
21-04-2005, 03:33
Got sick during a mid term test and ran from the class room, only to puke in front of the girl's bathroom...
Khudros
21-04-2005, 05:09
My friend once thanked me for being the DesDrv by redecorating the inside of my car while I was taking him home :mad:.
Pracus
21-04-2005, 05:13
In the parking lot outside my apartment.

Did I mention that it was in the morning, I was sober, and my apartment is right beside a private grade school and the kids were at recess?
Khudros
21-04-2005, 05:15
Worst time for me was when I threw up onto the floor, spent the next twenty minutes cleaning everything up, and right as I was polishing it squeaky clean threw up again.
Greater Valia
21-04-2005, 05:18
1. Threw up into the wine glass at communion.
Isselmere
21-04-2005, 05:40
In the back of a friend's car. Not really all that unusual.
But, I had a crush on the guy.... I was so mortified. :(
My condolences.
Preebles
21-04-2005, 08:07
A friend of mine got vomited on by his own brother...
Oksana
21-04-2005, 08:42
Heh... I have chronic migraines so I vomit anywhere from once a month to 2 to 3 times a week.

I've thrown up in parking lot, a car, the side of a road, a park, and a person.
BackwoodsSquatches
21-04-2005, 08:53
1. Threw up into the wine glass at communion.


Wow!

Thats SO much cooler than mine!

If I were you, I would have started flopping on the ground, yelling "Klatuu..Verata...Niktos!"

I digress....

Im a famous Couch Barfer!

Rarely, on quiet nights, at a party with lots of beer and ..other things...
That one guy who will be pulled into a freindly drinking game....

Soon...that guy will become drunken.
Then, he will keep drinking at the behest of his friends, even though he may say, "No, I really should'nt, I get sick."
"Oh no, they say....its a party!"

Then a bit later, that guy will stumble over to a couch and lay down and be quiet for a while....


AND THEN BARF ALL OVER BLOODY HELL!!!!


That guy is ME!
The Doors Corporation
21-04-2005, 09:16
(1) I did it at the gym, I had eaten cold pizza about 30 minutes before working out with my bro. We were pushing ourselves real hard, and had just completed the Aerobic part (running and rowing crap). So I go out to cool-down my legs doing some minor weights and feel like I am either gonna crap or throw up, I could not tell. I ran to the rest room and was looking at the (open) toilet trying to decide whether I wanted to puke or poop, and a very fast and strong stream of purple puke came out of my mouth RIGHT into the toilet, I had no control over it..


(2)At camp we were having a "food" fight with vinegar, dough, cookie dough, ranch dressing and other bad crap. A really good friend off mine saw that I had been bairly hit so she walked up to me and just smeared me with a mayanoise-vinegar mix of crap and I just looked at her and threw up on the ground. It was cool because no one could tell I did it, and I walked away fine.
Altazan
21-04-2005, 11:08
Back seat of one of my buddy's car. I had been drinking Tequila all night long, and asked him to pull over on the highway. He didn't pull over fast enough. I cleaned up the mess the next morning while severely hung over. The whole episode sucked.

hehe i've done that before. 1 litre of tequila downed between 3 people in under an hour. I spent 8 hours next to the toilet hurling my guts up.

Strangest place would be the rubbish bin down the road from Burger King at an intersection. All these people are crossing and im spewing up, it was great
Potaria
21-04-2005, 11:13
A friend of mine got vomited on by his own brother...

Whoa wh-wh-wh-whooooooa groooss!!!
Portu Cale MK3
21-04-2005, 11:38
I have the worst story i know:

Once i arrived home very drunk, very late. My parents were already asleep. I managed to open my house door, go to my bedroom, dress my pijama and get to bed.

Everything ok until now.

But then, all that beer i had in my stomach started to get heavy.. so i got up to go to the bathroom.. thing is...

Well, next thing i remember, i was on my knees on my parents room, in the dark, trying to find my way to the bathroom... then i threw up right next to their bed. Curiously, they only woke up then... thankfully, i have liberal parents that didnt killed me on sight lolol.

On the bright side, after i threw up, my stomach got OK.
Lessir Tsurani
21-04-2005, 11:48
On a school teacher, funnily enough, it was my least favorate one as well.
Florestan
21-04-2005, 12:07
once during math class when I was really young, I just had lunch and must have ate something bad. I vomitted all over my table.
Carnivorous Lickers
21-04-2005, 13:52
A few summers ago, a friend is piloting a small Beechcraft Baron-I'm in the back seat, his new girlfriend is up front with him. After he impresses her with some fancy flying, she gets sick and barfs all over the controls and gauges. It was hot and we couldnt land for nearly a half hour. The stench was unbearable. It took to ground guys at a private airport 2 hours to clean it all up out of every nook and cranny, the carpet, the seat, etc...
Whispering Legs
21-04-2005, 14:02
Then there's a traumatic experience when I was much younger...

the girl had just eaten Burger King onion rings (her favorite)...

and was proceeding to go down...

and she barfed...

Really put me off of oral sex and I haven't eaten an onion ring since.
Carnivorous Lickers
21-04-2005, 14:29
Then there's a traumatic experience when I was much younger...

the girl had just eaten Burger King onion rings (her favorite)...

and was proceeding to go down...

and she barfed...

Really put me off of oral sex and I haven't eaten an onion ring since.


That is awful... did she a least get a "ring toss" point? Sorry-I couldnt pass that one up.
31
21-04-2005, 14:34
Hmm, I have managed to vomit in such a perfect cone that it entirely missed the toilet bowl but landed in a splatter pattern all around it.

My buddy over here vomited in a subway station why wearing a traffic cone on his head the night of his bachelor party.
Whispering Legs
21-04-2005, 14:35
That is awful... did she a least get a "ring toss" point? Sorry-I couldnt pass that one up.

No, but the smell is still something that I can remember.
31
21-04-2005, 14:38
No, but the smell is still something that I can remember.

just the thought of this makes me want to vomit. . .hmm maybe. . . :eek:
Carnivorous Lickers
21-04-2005, 15:20
I can vomit at will-no finger down the throat. My buddy and I had just taken full advantage of an eloborate buffet at a sales meeting. We overindulged in everything-shrimp, beer, sushi. beer, caviar, herring, prime rib, crab-you get the idea. Some espresso and cheesecake afterwards and then a few Grand Marniers. As we shuffled out, I commented that I was so bloated I needed to get rid of some of the load-my friend doubted I could and without breaking stride, I launched quite a bit of half processed nastiness onto the hotel's fancy tile palazzo. My friend was in shock and began to laugh and heave at the sight of this mess,stopped bent over and emptied his full stomach onto the ground, his shoes and slacks.It turns out he pukes when he sees someone else puke. We were laughing,snorting and gagging as a few couples approached and realized in horror what had happened. I was able to say "You really shouldnt eat in there" before we made our getaway.
Golgothastan
21-04-2005, 15:29
I have vomited in quite a few places, but undoubtedly the most unusual and spectacular was the Trevi Fountain illuminated on a Saturday night, one of the grandest sights in Western Europe (slightly less grand after my visit).
Carnivorous Lickers
21-04-2005, 16:02
I have vomited in quite a few places, but undoubtedly the most unusual and spectacular was the Trevi Fountain illuminated on a Saturday night, one of the grandest sights in Western Europe (slightly less grand after my visit).

(shivers, thinking of the fine mist produced by the fountain drifting all over tourists)
Teh Cameron Clan
21-04-2005, 16:35
never anywhere unusual but for some reason this newyear I managed to get sick and vomit my newyears eve dinner that
i had just stuffed my face with :(
Lunatic Goofballs
21-04-2005, 17:22
I can vomit at will-no finger down the throat. My buddy and I had just taken full advantage of an eloborate buffet at a sales meeting. We overindulged in everything-shrimp, beer, sushi. beer, caviar, herring, prime rib, crab-you get the idea. Some espresso and cheesecake afterwards and then a few Grand Marniers. As we shuffled out, I commented that I was so bloated I needed to get rid of some of the load-my friend doubted I could and without breaking stride, I launched quite a bit of half processed nastiness onto the hotel's fancy tile palazzo. My friend was in shock and began to laugh and heave at the sight of this mess,stopped bent over and emptied his full stomach onto the ground, his shoes and slacks.It turns out he pukes when he sees someone else puke. We were laughing,snorting and gagging as a few couples approached and realized in horror what had happened. I was able to say "You really shouldnt eat in there" before we made our getaway.

YAY! :D
Greyenivol Colony
21-04-2005, 17:39
Pompei. And then this girl i liked sat in it. That wasn't good.
Daistallia 2104
21-04-2005, 17:59
On my 7th grade algebra tearcher, her desk, and the mid term tests dhe was grading. That was a feat still remembered many years later.

It happened in 1981. In 1998, my dad made an apointment with his regular opthamologist's new partner, his son. The young doc took one look at the file, asked a few questions and said "ah yes! I remember when Daistallia threw up on our algebra teacher!"
(There are many much worse things I could have been remembered for...)
Republican Brotherhood
22-04-2005, 10:48
At work . I didn't make to toilet in time left a trail all the way to it. I had missed the toilet but not the floor and myself.
Dragon Guard
23-04-2005, 04:12
the most unusual place i can think of is at school in front od not only all my friends but a few people i don't know because people were trying to make me laugh while i was drinking pop, not cool!!!
Dragon Guard
23-04-2005, 04:15
:rolleyes: i just remembered another, at school during class i felt sick so i asked to go to the bathroom and i went but i wasn't sick... that time, then during the same class i could feel it but i had a really strict teacher and class was almost over so i didn't ask (i was a terrified little niner at the time with a mean teacher no one liked and was called "the devil") class ended and i went running out with my hands over my mouth, unfortunately i didn't make it and i spewed in the hallway, not on the floor, but everywhere, and then i got to the bathroom and finished, when i came out of the stall there was people asking me if i was ok, i went home...
JuNii
23-04-2005, 04:20
On a bus... heading home cuz I was sick and the bus driver then decides to take a break... a long break...
Planners
23-04-2005, 04:33
I thought I was good at party's no blacking out, strong stomach, a good Irish lad, but nope I was proven wrong this year. On the first party of the school year, I went to bed and threw up neatly into my garbage. It stunk for a while and there was a little bit of a mess about my floor. 15 parties later of pretty hard drinking, only one little hiccup, when I challenged a guy to a double can fister of vodka chugging, I lost. On the 15th or so party, I partied harder than I have for a while. Well after the party was over I went to bed, and then had to go to the bathroom four times. Finally, feeling better I closed my eyes and tried to go to sleep, no dice. I ran up to the closest bathroom that I had been using throughout the night only to see some people helping a girl throw up in the bathroom, I ran upstairs to the second floor, getting up to the first landing bef ore losing it. My first big one since, I can't remember since I don't get sick much. It was kinda' bad since I was tired, the stairwell was dark and my supper was sitting underneath a trippy light that couldn't decided if it wanted to be on or off.
No, hard drinking for me since then.
Dragon Guard
23-04-2005, 04:36
i just went back and read all of the posts and i'm feeling a little nauseous...

i once heard a story of a "party" at my school where one person got sick and create a domino effect of other people getting sick... i imagine it was quite funny and yet disgusting as well
The Downmarching Void
24-04-2005, 01:45
Back in 2000, I went to see Richie Hawtin (Plastikman) at a nifty little bar in downtown Toronto. Unassisted by drugs or alcohol, I was happily dancing the night away in favourite spot at any venue: The back left speaker stack. Well, some bright light thought it would be a good idea to use a fog machine, and it was only a few feet away from me. The longer I danced, the more nauseated I became. I figured it was the fog machine, so I went to sit it out until I felt better. But I didn't feel better when I stopped dancing. Instead I felt worse. I made a dash for the washroom but it didn't make it. Instead, I ended up puking on the fog machine right next to the back left speaker stack.

It was really embarassing because at an event like the one I was at, anyone puking is 99.99% likely to be on crystal meth or E, and thats just what everyone excepts my friends assumed was the cause. Fortunately the crowd was mostly old-schoolers like myself, so no none gave me any grief about it, but I still felt embarassed.

Securitry didn't mind much (they've seen everything) but the techies were pissed because I'd shorted out the fog machine when I puked on it. Poetic Justice, I figured. Like cigarette and ganja smoke isn't bad enough, they had to add some chemical based fog. Pretty stupid.
New Dobbs Town
24-04-2005, 01:49
Feh.
The Macabees
24-04-2005, 01:51
Leaving my ex-gfs house...now that was embarrasing.
Dakini
24-04-2005, 02:20
Hmm...

My grandpa's new car was especially memorable, he was not pleased about that, and my grandma had to hose me down before she would let me in the house.
I once threw up at school barely makign it to the bathroom. Due to budget cuts, my school had closed half the bathrooms, the one in that hall they closed was the one near my classroom, I had to run to the other end of the hall, kicked open the bathroom door, kicked open a stall door and bleh... Then after getting picked up from school by my neighbour, I threw up in her van.
I threw up on a school bus, the bus driver didn't like me so she forced me to sit at the front of the bus right behind her (apparantly she thought I was a shit disturber) and I threw up in the aisle. Everyone had to go out the front door too.

My sister threw up in the ball room at Chuckee Cheese.
My bf had to stop a public bus once to puke.
Potaria
24-04-2005, 02:23
My sister threw up in the ball room at Chuckee Cheese.

Damn.

Well, I barfed all over the carpet in the hallway of my sister's apartment a few years back. It was very nice, manila-colored carpet until then. What I did ruined it permanently! It turned it red. The reason? I had a lot of Fruit Punch-flavored Kool Aid earlier that day.
Boodicka
24-04-2005, 10:27
Not so much an unusual place *shrug* but I spent most of last night slumped over the toilet, retching up digestive juices and some cheese on toast, because of menstrual cramps. I took some Naprogesic at 3am, and at 4:30 still no result. I took another dose, so today my muscles feel all weak and floppy. The screaming and groaning must've been driving the neighbours mad. My cat spent the whole time looking and meowing in response to my groans. I am so tempted to get a hysterectomy.
Gartref
24-04-2005, 10:41
I started puking continuously at about 10:30 PM Nov 2, 2004. I am not quite finished yet.
New Fuglies
24-04-2005, 10:47
I have once, and it was in the middle of a supermarket in front of a shitload of people. Damn that sucked. What about everybody else?

I was like 6 or something and one night I went to the store and pigged out on junk food then came home and ate a big bowl of really noodly chicken stew. I think I ate too much before going to bed because when I woke up my pillow was covered in noodly vomit. I got to stay home from school that day. :D
German Nightmare
24-04-2005, 11:08
I had to puke in the exit of a metro-station in Brussels (Belgium) after the train ride (and a long night of drinking with my uncle) - next to me m little cousin and my girl friend of that time... Just glad I could fill up a trash bin, but man was the light bright outside that day (and all I could do was sightseeing with the ladies!).