NationStates Jolt Archive

Are They or Aren't they? That is the question. A simple one at that. :gundge:

sure they are, and i say n00k em all :gundge:


but seriously, no, they are not.

sure they are, and i say n00k em all :gundge:


but seriously, no, they are not.

Heh heh!!

Yes they are among us.

I know because I am one ;)

Yes they are among us.

I know because I am one ;)

You really believe this? :)

You really believe this? :)

Yes :p

No, we're not. Go back to sleep.


























Sorry, did I say "we're"? I meant to say "they're".

*Pulls a gun out*

Yes, I did mean to say "they're". Now go back to sleep...

Yes :p

From the bottom of your heart? :eek:

From the bottom of your heart? :eek:

From the bottom of all my three hearts, yes :p

From the bottom of all my three hearts, yes :p :eek: you have three hearts??? :eek:

:eek: you have three hearts??? :eek:

I told yuo I was an alien...

Damn, typing with 20 fingers is quite hrad on a human keybaord :p

The y all get in the way of aech ohter :p

seriously for a second:

I'd have to go with - a probably maybe.

Maybe not out and out "aliens from another planet" aliens, but maybe...
future humans
beings created by future humans
"interdimensional" travellers of some kind
or other intelligent lifeforms that may have evolved on earth and hidden themselves millions of years before the present human era.

considering all the faeries, angels, demons, goblins and so forth that mythologies seem to populate the Earth with (not to mention our Deities, which seem to get everywhere) a little alien mixed up in that doesn't seem too far fetched.

From the bottom of all my three hearts, yes :p
w00t, three hearts means more hearts to eat per kill
[starts sharpening his knives]

seriously for a second:

I'd have to go with - a probably maybe.

Maybe not out and out "aliens from another planet" aliens, but maybe...
future humans
beings created by future humans
"interdimensional" travellers of some kind
or other intelligent lifeforms that may have evolved on earth and hidden themselves millions of years before the present human era.

considering all the faeries, angels, demons, goblins and so forth that mythologies seem to populate the Earth with (not to mention our Deities, which seem to get everywhere) a little alien mixed up in that doesn't seem too far fetched.

But there are trains of though that all these fairies etc in the mythologies are simply dwarf's/human's slightly different to us, some species related to us, but somehow seperated from us along the eveloutionary chain - like those 'hobbit' creatures discovered last year.

I live with 2 of them, they are called "cats", only explanation for their behavior

I told yuo I was an alien...

Damn, typing with 20 fingers is quite hrad on a human keybaord :p

The y all get in the way of aech ohter :p

But three hearts!! what is the point?

But three hearts!! what is the point?

Cows have multiple stomachs, I don't hear anyone question the point of having multiple stomachs, so why can't I have multiple hearts.

Besides it comes in handy if you get a heart attack, the other two can help defend :)

Cows have multiple stomachs, I don't hear anyone question the point of having multiple stomachs, so why can't I have multiple hearts.

Besides it comes in handy if you get a heart attack, the other two can help defend :)

Because multiple stomachs helps the cows digest grass etc. silly person.

I saw an alien once nicking beer from my fridge. I said:

" You there you thieving alien type of particular persuasion that I have no concept about!"

I further retorted

"Get away from my beer, and keep your anal probes to yourself!"

At which point he just said:

"WIBBLE"

then floated away!!!!!!! I thought this was just rude, so now I dont beleive in them out of principle. :upyours:

that's right! we give them power by believing in them, so if we don't they'll be powerless and dissappear from our lives!
or is that gods?

that's right! we give them power by believing in them, so if we don't they'll be powerless and dissappear from our lives!
or is that gods?

That, my new and mysterious friend who believes aliens are mythological creatures, is gods. :fluffle:

That, my new and mysterious friend who believes aliens are mythological creatures, is gods. :fluffle:
i don't believe that, i think they're a good source of things to shoot at

i don't believe that, i think they're a good source of things to shoot at

But you're still mysterious yes?

But you're still mysterious yes?
me? mysterious? i think not. mad, yes. drunk, most likely but not mysterious in any way

me? mysterious? i think not. mad, yes. drunk, most likely but not mysterious in any way

You've dissapointed me, you've really dissapointed me.

What do you mean among us? Who is us? And who are you calling an alien, human?

i don't believe that, i think they're a good source of things to shoot at

Woo, this place is dangerous. But my guide says that this planet is 'mostly harmless' :p

You've dissapointed me, you've really dissapointed me.
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to, i am what i am. <strokes Gorganite's shoulder>

Woo, this place is dangerous. But my guide says that this planet is 'mostly harmless' :p
exactly, what do you think the reason is that they put the 'mostly' in there?
it's me, isn't it obvious?

exactly, what do you think the reason is that they put the 'mostly' in there?
it's me, isn't it obvious?

If you're a human it would be impossible, so I think I met a fellow alien now :p

I'm sorry. I just don't think it's possible to keep a secret like that. Accidents happen. And the government just isn't that efficient. TRUST me. I speak from experience.

If you're a human it would be impossible, so I think I met a fellow alien now :p
obviously, you have never met me. though i guess i could just not know about me not being human

But there are trains of though that all these fairies etc in the mythologies are simply dwarf's/human's slightly different to us, some species related to us, but somehow seperated from us along the eveloutionary chain - like those 'hobbit' creatures discovered last year.

I recall reading a article recently about a 'Neanderthal' that was reconstructed. Apparently it came out much shorter then previously thought, along with having a very compact, bulky build. So apparently Evolution has given us Hobbits and Dwarves (maybe even Dragons) so far, I'm still holding out for elves some time next year. :rolleyes:

I recall reading a article recently about a 'Neanderthal' that was reconstructed. Apparently it came out much shorter then previously thought, along with having a very compact, bulky build. So apparently Evolution has given us Hobbits and Dwarves (maybe even Dragons) so far, I'm still holding out for elves some time next year. :rolleyes:

We already have not only dragons, but the original being that created the myth - Komodo dragons. They were what began the myth, theologens propose anyway.

Are They or Aren't they? That is the question. A simple one at that.
Yes, and they's successfully disguised themselves as liberals! I mean, have you had a look at Ted Kennedy lately? TELL me that's not an alien! :D

Yes, and they's successfully disguised themselves as liberals! I mean, have you had a look at Ted Kennedy lately? TELL me that's not an alien! :D

I think you mean conservatives - liberals are the ones that'll turn this country around, conservatives are the evil alien ones.

I think you mean conservatives - liberals are the ones that'll turn this country around, conservatives are the evil alien ones.
The problem is that us aliens have let humans run their own affairs for too long. Now look the mess they've created.

No problem, our cleaning armies will be here soon and then we can rebuild with what's left. You know the drill, so I don't expect any questions.

Of course Aliens are among us, and here is the ultimate proof:

1. If there were no aliens among us, how could you explain people that say things like "I don't need to take drugs to have a good time"?

2. Could humans really have invented golf without Alien intervention?

3. Non-alcoholic Beer?


There you have it...hope that clears up the debate for everyone!

Of course Aliens are among us, and here is the ultimate proof:

1. If there were no aliens among us, how could you explain people that say things like "I don't need to take drugs to have a good time"?

erm.... sense



2. Could humans really have invented golf without Alien intervention?

Because it is such a sh*t sport, course we could have done it alone!!


3. Non-alcoholic Beer?

Alcoholics Anonymous, need I say more?

The problem is that us aliens have let humans run their own affairs for too long. Now look the mess they've created.

No problem, our cleaning armies will be here soon and then we can rebuild with what's left. You know the drill, so I don't expect any questions.

I would choose Germany over conservatives rule any day - so bugger off aliens.

Ok, so Ted Kennedy is an alien and GW Bush is a robot...you americans are in for a tough time :P



I live with 2 of them, they are called "cats", only explanation for their behavior

Do they act like this one ? http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20050325

Yes they are among us.

I know because I am one ;)You can't be. We only have two hearts.

Uh, I mean, they only have two hearts. -something about having 20 fingers-Fingers? What are fingers?

You can't be. We only have two hearts.

Uh, I mean, they only have two hearts. Fingers? What are fingers?

THINGS erm, on hands that type of thng - i think.

On topic now: Are there aliens among us?

My answer: yes. And they are scary; I've met some. Impossibly tall creatures with long thin appendages. They walk on two legs and have strange fine matter growing out of a semi-sphere surmounted upon their bodies. They have an additional two appendages growing out of their torsos, which seem to serve no purpose whatsoever; these appendages branch off into many others at the ends. These creatures appear fragile and thin, but are actually strong enough to survive their planet's gravity. They speak in strange gibberish tongues, fast like birds, and have a great aversion to showing their bodies in public. They are masters of craft, building wonders, but also have malevolent intent, as they frequently kill each other over light matters such as paper and base metals. What's more the Government is doing nothing to combat them. We must act today against these aliens to prevent them from taking over our beloved planet!

On topic now: Are there aliens among us?

My answer: yes. And they are scary; I've met some. Impossibly tall creatures with long thin appendages. They walk on two legs and have strange fine matter growing out of a semi-sphere surmounted upon their bodies. They have an additional two appendages growing out of their torsos, which seem to serve no purpose whatsoever; these appendages branch off into many others at the ends. These creatures appear fragile and thin, but are actually strong enough to survive their planet's gravity. They speak in strange gibberish tongues, fast like birds, and have a great aversion to showing their bodies in public. They are masters of craft, building wonders, but also have malevolent intent, as they frequently kill each other over light matters such as paper and base metals. What's more the Government is doing nothing to combat them. We must act today against these aliens to prevent them from taking over our beloved planet!

You've just described Humans. You do realise this don't you?

You've just described Humans. You do realise this don't you?So that's what they're called.

So that's what they're called.

Remind me, what species are you? :gundge: :p :mp5:

Remind me, what species are you? :gundge: :p :mp5:Haven't you ever heard of Nonsensica insensibilitia, of the family Allothigenes, of the classification Superchordatae, of the kingdom Nexudiates...or wait, you might not be a biologist. Our biologists used to like studying humans—they were interesting characters—until they started trying to ruin the planet. Then we knew that they were crazy. Our records say they traveled to our planet (Gjwyeeitkghebxe, we call it) in the year 17193 and are causing havoc.

I would choose Germany over conservatives rule any day - so bugger off aliens.
Who told you aliens are conservatives? Conservative and liberal are human terms and, as such, useless in real life and lacking any meaning... like "economics".

And does Germany have something to compare to the 10,000-year peace of the beatle people of Zardack VI? The glorious technological achievements of Mozibulon IV, or the astoundingly good beverages of the orbiting bar of Loximoxi VIII?

Ha! Humans know nothing about the Galaxy and they still think they get a choice.

Who told you aliens are conservatives? Conservative and liberal are human terms and, as such, useless in real life and lacking any meaning... like "economics".

And does Germany have something to compare to the 10,000-year peace of the beatle people of Zardack VI? The glorious technological achievements of Mozibulon IV, or the astoundingly good beverages of the orbiting bar of Loximoxi VIII?

Ha! Humans know nothing about the Galaxy and they still think they get a choice.

I never said that aliens are conservatives, I merely said that conservatives are aliens - evil aliens, evil evil aliens. Bloody Evil Aliens!! Die conservatives!! Evil Aliens!! :sniper: