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Racist Jokes

Doom777
20-04-2005, 06:05
I have a question for blacks, and any other minorities. I have, over a course of time, came many good, but racist jokes. Do you get offender, when someone tells them outloud, or are you fine with it? I can tell you that I am personally fine with any Jew joke, as long as it is in good humor, and it is understanded by all that it is a joke. What about you?
Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2005, 06:11
I have a question for blacks, and any other minorities. I have, over a course of time, came many good, but racist jokes. Do you get offender, when someone tells them outloud, or are you fine with it? I can tell you that I am personally fine with any Jew joke, as long as it is in good humor, and it is understanded by all that it is a joke. What about you?

I think that kicking people in the groin is hilarious. But I've found out through extensive life experience that it is best to be certain that the person you kick and those nearby think it's funny also(or at least are open minded enough to forgive bad taste in humor) before attempting it. I think a similar policy is a good idea with racial stereotypical jokes. *nod*
The Cat-Tribe
20-04-2005, 06:12
I think that kicking people in the groin is hilarious. But I've found out through extensive life experience that it is best to be certain that the person you kick and those nearby think it's funny also(or at least are open minded enough to forgive bad taste in humor) before attempting it. I think a similar policy is a good idea with racial stereotypical jokes. *nod*

True wisdom.
The Mycon
20-04-2005, 06:13
A lot of gay jokes, I find hilarious. And a lot more, I find simply to be stupid. Same with Jew/Arab jokes, and mentally ill ones, too.

While I might be able to tell the difference, I find that most people are unable to tell the difference between unfunny, funny once, and eternally amusing humor. So you should probably find someone knowledgable who can make up funny things on the spot to evaluate a joke before retelling, just so you're sure it's worth other people's time.
Armandian Cheese
20-04-2005, 06:14
As long as there is no harmful intent, I don't care. I mean, c'mon, Dave Chapelle makes a living out of ridiculing white people. I'm white, and I still think it's hilarious.
Monkeypimp
20-04-2005, 06:15
I always enjoy jokes about straight white men.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2005, 06:16
I always enjoy jokes about straight white men.

How many straight white men does it take to roof your house?
Neutralkl
20-04-2005, 06:17
women are bad drivers
Patra Caesar
20-04-2005, 06:18
I'm gay and I laugh at most gay jokes, I guess it depends on who you're telling it to and what it entails. Use (un)common sense.
Armandian Cheese
20-04-2005, 06:19
How many straight white men does it take to roof your house?
Three. One to roof the house, one to ogle at the passing woman, and one to eat a mayonaisse sandwich on white bread. (Bangs cymbals and drums.) Good God, that was bad...
Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2005, 06:19
Three. One to roof the house, one to ogle at the passing woman, and one to eat a mayonaisse sandwich on white bread. (Bangs cymbals and drums.) Good God, that was bad...

Good answer. Not the one I was thinking of, but good answer. :)
The Cat-Tribe
20-04-2005, 06:22
What do you call a 90 year old black man?

Antique Farm Equipment

Stop. Now.
Cannot think of a name
20-04-2005, 06:23
edit

Intent and context is everything. Sometimes, too, people will say they're cool with something when they really can't. Tricky territory. I'm with LG on this-but that really almost goes with out saying...
Bashan
20-04-2005, 06:24
Please don't take offense to this black joke:

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza?






A black person can't feed a family of four :eek:
Sdaeriji
20-04-2005, 06:24
It depends. I don't mind if my friends tell guinea jokes, but if some random guy on the street told one to me, I'd be liable to break his jaw. If they're people I know aren't prejudiced, then it's all in good fun.
Bashan
20-04-2005, 06:25
What's the diffence between a pizza and a straight white male?




Everyone likes Pizza
JuNii
20-04-2005, 06:26
Racist jokes are jokes. and should be taken in fun... as the joke teller you need to be aware of your audience... as the listener, if you get offended... please politly tell the speaker that you just don't find that funny. Most would understand, the rest... F&^K em.
Doom777
20-04-2005, 06:29
Ok, so so far most people agree that racist jokes are acceptable, as long as no harm is intended.
Harlesburg
20-04-2005, 06:30
Gay jokes aye
*rubs chin*
Q:How does a gay man fake an orgasam?
A:Pours a quart of hot yougart over his partners back Ha aHaah ahahaha.....

Then there is the Houdini!
Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2005, 06:32
Ok, so so far most people agree that racist jokes are acceptable, as long as no harm is intended.

Generally speaking, that's a fair statement.

It's a moot point, however, since the moderators and Max Barry set policy on this forum. I seriously doubt the moderators will bother to assess harm. They'll just react.
Cannot think of a name
20-04-2005, 06:32
Ok, so so far most people agree that racist jokes are acceptable, as long as no harm is intended.
Nope-not intending harm is not enough, most people have been pretty clear on that. You can not intend harm all you want-but if you haven't taken into account how your "audience" is going to react you're bound to be in for it and all the "I didn't intend any harm"s in the world aren't going to bail you out.
The Most Glorious Hack
20-04-2005, 06:32
As this thread is dancing a very thin line, I'd just like to give everyone a 'friendly' reminder:

What can't I post?

Any content that is:

* obscene
* illegal
* threatening
* malicious
* defamatory
* spam
Isonom
20-04-2005, 06:35
i'm a fat white female pagan

i judge a joke on how funny it is

if it isn't funny, i don't like it

if it is funny, i laugh at it ;)
Antheridia
20-04-2005, 06:35
What's the diffence between a pizza and a straight white male?




Everyone likes Pizza
That was pretty dumb actually.
Bashan
20-04-2005, 06:36
Though then there are those jokes which you really can't say in polite company that deal with racism:

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


I think most of you know the answer to that. It involves what a pizza doesn't do when placed in an oven.
Doom777
20-04-2005, 06:36
Nope-not intending harm is not enough, most people have been pretty clear on that. You can not intend harm all you want-but if you haven't taken into account how your "audience" is going to react you're bound to be in for it and all the "I didn't intend any harm"s in the world aren't going to bail you out.
So racists jokes are allowed, as long as no harm is intended and the audience is unlikely to take offense?
JuNii
20-04-2005, 06:36
Q:What is Dental Floss...
A: Asian Blindfolds.

---

One Portagee was walking down the street... in the middle of the field he sees another Portagee sitting in a row boat, fishing in the middle of the grassy field.

"You stupid Portagee... That's why we appear so stupid to the world! If I could swim out there I'll kick your Ass!

---

Poland decides to rid itself of it's unwanted image... so it hires their best engineers to come up with a monument that will enhance the Polish image.

several years later, the Engineers report that they build the largest and longest bridge. when ask where this bridge was, they proudly stated it spanned the Sahara Desert.

Enraged, the Nations leader orders them to blow it up before it damages their image further.

a month later, the engineers come back saying they couldn't blow up the bridge.

"Why!"

"Because, we'll kill the thousands of Japanese fishing off of it."

FYI, I am Japanese and I find laughing at yourself also helps.
Doom777
20-04-2005, 06:37
Though then there are those jokes which you really can't say in polite company that deal with racism:

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


I think most of you know the answer to that. It involves what a pizza doesn't do when placed in an oven.
Offer money to get out?


BTW, just off topic: What do you call a fat gay guy running up a hill?
A fruit roll up
Antheridia
20-04-2005, 06:38
Offer money to get out?


BTW, just off topic: What do you call a fat gay guy running up a hill?
A fruit roll up
that one was pretty stupid too...
Poettarrarorincoaroac
20-04-2005, 06:40
I don't think racist jokes are appropriate, but stereotypical jokes often are. Poking fun at stereotypes about different ethnic groups is one thing, but demeaning a specific group by race usually isn't. I think it's usually clear when you're doing one or the other.