Which party guest are you?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-04-2005, 23:08
(poll coming)
There are only two kinds of guests at my parties; The entertainers, and the entertained. If you don't have a good time, we will use you to make sure the rest of us do. :)
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:09
The drunk one urinating in a potted plant in the corner of the living room.
*shakes it off, puts it away, zips up, and goes to shake hands with someone*
Lunatic Goofballs
19-04-2005, 23:10
The drunk one urinating in a potted plant in the corner of the living room.
*shakes it off, puts it away, zips up, and goes to shake hands with someone*
Entertainer. :)
Pure Metal
19-04-2005, 23:10
depends on how much i've had to drink. not enough is entertained, kinda boring; enough is crazy entertainer time.
unfortunatley "enough" is waaay past just getting drunk :(
The Emperor Fenix
19-04-2005, 23:11
THe entertainer... assuradley so. Though until you get to know me you'll give me wierd looks. BUT YOU WILL LAUGH ANYWAY.
FairyTInkArisen
19-04-2005, 23:15
the entertained
unless I'm working http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
entertained when i enter, entertainer when i stumble out. (this does depend, however, on the existence of a karaoke machine* at the party.*note- karaoke machine i define as a microphone or a broom. either or)
I'm the guest that comes over not even if I'm not invited and steals your money and farts all over the place when you're not looking. ;)
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:21
I'm the guest that comes over not even if I'm not invited and steals your money and farts all over the place when you're not looking. ;)
Do you raid the medicine cabinet too?
Sometimes. Other times I just take the entire thing, if it's not too big.
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:25
Sometimes. Other times I just take the entire thing, if it's not too big.
Good man. Remind me never to invite you to my home.
ARE YOU SURE? I said I come over even if I'm not invited.
FairyTInkArisen
19-04-2005, 23:30
everyone knows you don't keep the good drugs in the drugs cabinet anyway
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:31
everyone knows you don't keep the good drugs in the drugs cabinet anyway
Nobody will ever find my secret stash of Nexium.
everyone knows you don't keep the good drugs in the drugs cabinet anyway
NO!!!! All those wasted moments!!!!
San haiti
19-04-2005, 23:33
Entertainer. Although once you've seen one drunk guy stumbling around and being the only one dancing, you've seen them all really.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-04-2005, 23:33
Indeed. You keep em in the hidden compartment underneath the african love goddess statue. *nod*
Lunatic Goofballs
19-04-2005, 23:34
Entertainer. Although once you've seen one drunk guy stumbling around and being the only one dancing, you've seen them all really.
It never gets boring. :)
Indeed. You keep em in the hidden compartment underneath the african love goddess statue. *nod*
Damn it! I knew something was fishy!
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:39
Indeed. You keep em in the hidden compartment underneath the african love goddess statue. *nod*
How did you know I have an African love goddess statue? I actually have a nice little collection of African ivory and ebony carvings.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-04-2005, 23:41
How did you know I have an African love goddess statue? I actually have a nice little collection of African ivory and ebony carvings.
WHat drug-using(or former drug-using) bachelor doesn't have a selection of african art? :D
Drunk commies reborn
19-04-2005, 23:42
WHat drug-using(or former drug-using) bachelor doesn't have a selection of african art? :D
I don't think "Black Tail" magazine counts as African art. But I could be wrong.
Planners
19-04-2005, 23:43
It never gets boring. :)
What makes you say? I have developed a reputation for the only drunken dancer. People think I took lessons.....psssh, as if.
Personal responsibilit
19-04-2005, 23:48
(poll coming)
There are only two kinds of guests at my parties; The entertainers, and the entertained. If you don't have a good time, we will use you to make sure the rest of us do. :)
Entertainer, entertained, leaving things as a suprise...
All this and more :D
What makes you say? I have developed a reputation for the only drunken dancer. People think I took lessons.....psssh, as if.
It's true. You are highly skilled. :)
If being naked and gyrating my hips makes me entertaining them I'm an entertainer. WOOHOO!!! *Tears off pants and starts gyrating* Ignore the slapping sound.