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The rules are simple. The first person to guess the reason why my eyesight is currently all blurry wins 10 points. Then I will ask another random question. The first person to get that question right will get 10 points. This will continue until this thread is either locked or it dies like all my threads do.

So let's begin.

Why can't I see straight?

Easy --- You're stoned!

Easy --- You're stoned!

Incorrect, although not a bad guess.

You had an eye exam and the doctor used dilating drops?

You had an eye exam and the doctor used dilating drops?

No. But another wise guess.

You had an eye exam and the doctor used dilating drops?


My money says that this thread just got nipped in the bud.

you poked yourself in the eye?

No. But another wise guess.


Curses.

You sustained a concussion?

somebody else poked you in the eye?

lack of sleep?

you poked yourself in the eye?

Nope, sorry.

Curses.

You sustained a concussion?

I don't think so. I certainly hope not.

lack of sleep?

No, although I am up way too early.

you're not wearing your glasses?

you're wearing somebody elses glasses?

you're not wearing your glasses?

This is the correct answer. 10 points to Tink.

Next question: Why am I not wearing my glasses?

This is the correct answer. 10 points to Tink.

Next question: Why am I not wearing my glasses?
yays! :cool:


because you stood on them and broke them?

yays! :cool:


because you stood on them and broke them?

Correct again. 10 more points to Tink.

Now for a really hard question.

How did I break my glasses?

(and it wasn't by standing on them, sorry)

Correct again. 10 more points to Tink.

Now for a really hard question.

How did I break my glasses?

(and it wasn't by standing on them, sorry)
woot!


you forgot to take them off when you went to bed?

Now for a really hard question.

How did I break my glasses?

You were barfing into a toilet bowl and they fell in.

you had them in your hand and got really angry and clenched your fist and broke them?

You were barfing into a toilet bowl and they fell in.

No, as disgusting as it would be, I could just wash them if that happened.

you forgot to take them off when you went to bed?

you had them in your hand and got really angry and clenched your fist and broke them?

No, no. You guess faster than I can respond.

you walked into something?

you melted them?

you melted them?

Wow. I didn't think anyone would get that so quickly. 10 more points for Tink. This is pretty much just Tink guessing at my questions.

How did I melt them?

How did I melt them?

You put them in your cooker accidentally?

You put them in your cooker accidentally?

Not as such, no.

Wow. I didn't think anyone would get that so quickly. 10 more points for Tink. This is pretty much just Tink guessing at my questions.

How did I melt them?
wow............can't believe i got that one.........



you were frying something and they fell off into the pan?

wow............can't believe i got that one.........



you were frying something and they fell off into the pan?

Almost.

Almost.

You were boiling something and they fell into the pot?

Almost.they fell off onto the lit stove?

they fell off onto the lit stove?

The red-hot burner, yes. 10 more points.

What was I cooking?

What was I cooking?

An omelette.

The red-hot burner, yes. 10 more points.

What was I cooking?
wow, i totally rule at this


pancakes?

An omelette.



What was I cooking?


wow, i totally rule at this


pancakes?


Nope, nope. You guys are mistakenly assuming I eat normal breakfasts.

pasta?

Nope, nope. You guys are mistakenly assuming I eat normal breakfasts.

Okay, so it's something weird...

Were you cooking some Cornflakes?

A swan, possibly?

Okay, so it's something weird...

Were you cooking some Cornflakes?

A swan, possibly?

Not that weird.

Last night's curry?

Last night's curry?
don't be silly, everyone knows you eat that cold :rolleyes:

eggy bread?

I'm stumped. Er...was it some kind of soup?

stew?

Tink was right earlier when she said I was frying. So think of foods you fry on the stove.

Steak. Eating steak for breakfast is so heavy metal.

:p

french fries?


I mean freedom fries

French toast?

Chicken?

Chicken?
oy! that was gonna be my guess!

You were making THC-butter for a space cake?

Steak. Eating steak for breakfast is so heavy metal.

:p

Close enough. 10 points. Steak quesadillas.

What caused my glasses to fall off of my head and onto the red hot burner? (where, might I add, you'd think the pan would be....)

fish?

You were making THC-butter for a space cake?

LOL

Somebody gave you the honor to be on the receiving end of a golden shower?

You hit yourself on the head with the pan

Somebody gave you the honor to be on the receiving end of a golden shower?

Haha. A few steps behind, are we?

Close enough. 10 points. Steak quesadillas.

What caused my glasses to fall off of my head and onto the red hot burner? (where, might I add, you'd think the pan would be....)
the steak quesadillas were burning and there was smoke so you moved the pan back off the heat and went to rub your eyes (cause of the smoke) and your glasses fell off?

the steak quesadillas were burning and there was smoke so you moved the pan back off the heat and went to rub your eyes (cause of the smoke) and your glasses fell off?

No, although that's a remarkably well thought out guess.

You had the glasses in your mouth and someone asked you what time dinner would be ready?

you sneezed?

You were playing music and headbanging to it?

You had the glasses in your mouth and someone asked you what time dinner would be ready?

you sneezed?

You were playing music and headbanging to it?

No to all three. I'll give you a hint. It had to do with the fact that I was frying.

someone whacked you on the back of the head really hard?

Someone wanted to kick your ass, but he/she had his/her foot turned up and kicked you in the nuts too, so you doubled over and the glasses fell in (and you scorched your eyebrows too)

Someone wanted to kick your ass, but he/she had his/her foot turned up and kicked you in the nuts too, so you doubled over and the fell in (and you scorched your eyebrows too)

No. Ow.

The oil was messing up your glasses, making you try to wipe them, but you accidently dislodged it. And a mass of melted plastic and glass is the result.

Fat got on you glasses so you cleaned them with your shirt, but then hot fat splattered on your hands and you dropped your glasses

No to all three. I'll give you a hint. It had to do with the fact that I was frying.

You were savouring the aroma of the steak...thingies.

No. Ow.
I got my older brother like that once..... in a busy zoo. LOL

The oil was messing up your glasses, making you try to wipe them, but you accidently dislodged it. And a mass of melted plastic and glass is the result.

Fat got on you glasses so you cleaned them with your shirt, but then hot fat splattered on your hands and you dropped your glasses

Getting closer....

Getting closer....
you got hot fat on your face causing you to jerk your head cause of the pain and your glasses fell off?

You couldn't see squat because of the smoke/water and the glasses fogged up. You wanted to clean them, but knocked them off?

you got hot fat on your face causing you to jerk your head cause of the pain and your glasses fell off?

Yes, but how did they not end up in the pan?

Yes, but how did they not end up in the pan?
You were holding the pan and jerked it off, causing the steak thingies to fall on the ground, so you have no food AND no glasses

Hmmm, you poured water into the frying oil by accident, resulting in plenty of flying oil whereupon you jerked back, franticaly waving your hands about and knocking your glasses down as well, which were oil spattered, and later oil sauteed.

Yes, but how did they not end up in the pan?
cause when it happened you had hold of the pan handle and you instinctively pushed the pan off the heat when you got splattered?

cause when it happened you had hold of the pan handle and you instinctively pushed the pan off the heat when you got splattered?
I was first :p

You were holding the pan and jerked it off, causing the steak thingies to fall on the ground, so you have no food AND no glasses

Correct, but not about where the quesadillas ended up. 10 points.

Where DID the quesadillas end up?

Correct, but not about where the quesadillas ended up. 10 points.

Where DID the quesadillas end up?
hey hey hey! 5 each for me and LP! i did get the first bit right!


in an open drawer?

Correct, but not about where the quesadillas ended up. 10 points.

Where DID the quesadillas end up?

they landed in your lap.

In your mouth (you're fast as a cat)

hey hey hey! 5 each for me and LP! i did get the first bit right!


in an open drawer?
Let me have some points too :(

hey hey hey! 5 each for me and LP! i did get the first bit right!


in an open drawer?

Yeah, but LP beat you to it. First person to get it right gets the points. Sorry. You're still way in the lead.

And no, not in an open drawer.

Let me have some points too :(
that's why i said 5 each...........

I get all :p

they landed in your lap.

Yes, where they hurt like hell. 10 points.

All this screaming and bashing around woke my roommate up. What was the first thing he asked me?

Yes, where they hurt like hell. 10 points.

All this screaming and bashing around woke my roommate up. What was the first thing he asked me?
Do you have a girl in there?

Yeah, but LP beat you to it. First person to get it right gets the points. Sorry. You're still way in the lead.

And no, not in an open drawer.
but the question was how did my glasses fall off? and I answered 'you got hot fat on your face causing you to jerk your head cause of the pain and your glasses fell off?' but then you decided randomly to add the extra bit on about why they didn't land in the pan...........


hmmmmm.......on the stove with your glasses?

but the question was how did my glasses fall off? and I answered 'you got hot fat on your face causing you to jerk your head cause of the pain and your glasses fell off?' but then you decided randomly to add the extra bit on about why they didn't land in the pan...........


hmmmmm.......on the stove with your glasses?

Fine, you can have 5 points. But LP still gets all 10.

Yes, where they hurt like hell. 10 points.

All this screaming and bashing around woke my roommate up. What was the first thing he asked me?
can i have one of those?

Tink you cunning devil. I wish I was a chick so I could score.....




.... POINTS!

Fine, you can have 5 points. But LP still gets all 10.
that'll do

"Will you please turn down the porn"?

Tink you cunning devil. I wish I was a chick so I could score.....




.... POINTS!
don't worry LP, you are a chick

don't worry LP, you are a chick
oh yeah....I forgot :fluffle:

can i have one of those?

Haha, that would have been pretty funny, too. No, he didn't say that, but close.

"No matter how good it tastes, I'm not gotta eat your cock"

Haha, that would have been pretty funny, too. No, he didn't say that, but close.
are there any left?

"Dude, why are you cooking without glasses?"

"No matter how good it tastes, I'm not gotta eat your cock"

Hmm. No, but I wish he had. ;)

Did you save any for me?

Did you save any for me?

That's pretty close. Obviously, I won't ask you to be verbatim with what he said.

This one is though

"Did you put any aside for me?"

This one is though

"Did you put any aside for me?"

Yeah. "Did you make me any?" was exactly what he asked. 10 points.

What did I do in response to this question?

Yeah. "Did you make me any?" was exactly what he asked. 10 points.

What did I do in response to this question?
yay

"Fuck no"?

Yeah. "Did you make me any?" was exactly what he asked. 10 points.

What did I do in response to this question?
throw the food at him?

picked them up, put them on a plate and hand them to him?

Eat them from the ground growling

throw the food at him?

Yes. 10 points.

What did HE do in response to me throwing the quesadilla at him?

Yes. 10 points.

What did HE do in response to me throwing the quesadilla at him?
ate it?

throw the frying pan at you?

went back to bed?

Roll a joint?

ate it?

Yeah. Picked it up off the kitchen floor, washed it off under the faucet, and ate it. 10 points.

Well, that's the end of that story. I figured it would be more entertaining to make a game out of it than to just tell everyone about my disasterbacle. What did you all think?

I think you shouldn't be such a wuss for a little hot fat :p

Yeah. Picked it up off the kitchen floor, washed it off under the faucet, and ate it. 10 points.

Well, that's the end of that story. I figured it would be more entertaining to make a game out of it than to just tell everyone about my disasterbacle. What did you all think?
ewww!


and w00t! I R TEH WINORZ!!!

that was fun!

I think you shouldn't be such a wuss for a little hot fat :p

It was a giant glob of fat, and it caught me off guard more than burned me. It didn't leave a mark. I was kind of dissapointed. It splattered right between my eyes.

ewww!
Pffft. Food is food. I would eat it

Pffft. Food is food. I would eat it

Yeah. I had the other ones. I was more grossed out at the one he ate because it really wasn't cooked all the way yet. I finished cooking mine.

It was a giant glob of fat, and it caught me off guard more than burned me. It didn't leave a mark. I was kind of dissapointed. It splattered right between my eyes.
hahahaha. Still a wuss :p

Yeah. I had the other ones. I was more grossed out because it really wasn't cooked all the way yet.
Why didn;t you throw them back in the pan? Kills the germs too

Sd, for my prize you have to put 'Tink ROXORZ MY SOXORZ/BOXORZ' in your sig

Why didn;t you throw them back in the pan? Kills the germs too
:eek: after he'd just been attacked by fat from the damn pan?! give him some time to get over it!

Why didn;t you throw them back in the pan? Kills the germs too

The ones he didn't take I finished cooking and ate. But his was really only like halfway done.

:eek: after he'd just been attacked by fat from the damn pan?! give him some time to get over it!
Fat always does that. I had a friend working in a snackbar and after a month or so he hardly noticed it anymore.

The ones he didn't take I finished cooking and ate. But his was really only like halfway done.
How's he doing today? :p

How's he doing today? :p

Dunno yet. This all happened about a half hour before I started the thread.

Dunno yet. This all happened about a half hour before I started the thread.
Oh. I thought it was late last night or so when it happened

Oh. I thought it was late last night or so when it happened

No this was me cooking steak quesadillas at 5am for breakfast. :D He went back to bed after he ate it. We'll see how he's doing in a few hours when he has to go to class.

No this was me cooking steak quesadillas at 5am for breakfast. :D He went back to bed after he ate it. We'll see how he's doing in a few hours when he has to go to class.
:eek: You eat steak for breakfast?




:eek: :eek: :eek: You eat breakfast at 5am?

:eek: You eat steak for breakfast?




:eek: :eek: :eek: You eat breakfast at 5am?

I eat steak for breakfast when that's what I want to have. I eat breakfast at 5am when I inexplicably wake up that early. It was more a really late dinner than breakfast, as I went to bed around 1am anyway. It was more like a nap.

Still :eek:

You're not wearing your glasses!