NationStates Jolt Archive

What is the dumbest thing you ever did in public?

I'll start...

I was out with three of my friends celebrating the end of the semester. We had gone to a Chinese buffet for supper, and like a normal Chinese buffet, they had jello at the dessert tray. Naturally, I took some first, and when I went back for seconds, two more of my friends got it as well. One of my friends, Ray, took Dan's glass of water, and covering the base of it and the top. His gaze met mine, and I couldn't resist, I said, "I dare you..."

Of course, what I didn't know was that he was going to!

So, Ray, who had a mouth full of jello spit it into Dan's glass, effectively turning the water a lovely shade of pukey red...

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die... of course, Ray didn't stop there. He then added a mouth full of green jello, which INSTANTLY sank to the bottom of the glass. I then gave him my empty glass, which is spat MORE liquidified jello into...

I poured the contents of the glass into the other and Ray took Dan's knife and stirred the contents of the glass...

I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out for being loud and disgusting!

Once I was at a buffet with my parents a few years back--I think these places attract dumbness--anyway, my mom was passing me a plate that had just come in from being washed, and, you know how the plates are after that in buffets--they can be pretty hot, and she dropped it into my hands. Now, the plate wasn't that hot, but the shock threw me into complete disarray, and I threw the plate up over my head backwards, halfway across the room, making both a high squeal and an absolute fool of myself. :rolleyes:

this is not really stupidity on my part, as i was 3 at the time, though it could be said that it was very shortsighted of my parents. that said, when i was little, i used to play with those littel plastic containers of half and half. my parents were allowing this this particular time, and i started to squeeze the packet. suddenly, a small pop sounded, and a line of half and half squirted up, up and over teh divider into the booth behind me. if memory f that particular story serves, my family politely excused ourselves about when the yelling arose form the booth in question.

okay. i have a long list, but , here is i feel , the best one. in highschool, i had the freaky friends, and the black clothes, (oh wait! i still do) and certain prepppy chicks hated me. because i was weird they said, but i think it was that they knew i could get their stupid jock boyfriends drunk, and have sex with me. i never did, but i could have. anyhow. i was auntering through the cafeteria one day with two of my friends, and this bitch at a table says- "look at her....look at the getup. what a freak" so i was like- "hey whore, fuck you" and she says something, and i go to turnaround to walk back to her table, and i walked riight into this steel beam. nice. i would have fell down, but my friend caught me. i was cracking up laughing as i went to her table and told her that her boyfriend wrote me a note that said i had a spectacular ass. it kind of had , well......No effect, considering i had tears running down my face as i said it.

In the summer of 2001, my wife and I were with a small group at a quaint little grotto-esque restaurant in Wittenburg. Wanting to enjoy a gooood Cuban cigar, I reached to pull toward me a humidor on a rolling cart. The cart had one broken roller. It tipped over when I pulled it toward me, strewing all the cigars across the floor....Rico Suave had struck!

I was at the beach with some friends and when one of them* was occupied with conversation, I snuck up behind him, yanked down his swimsuit, tripping him, and ran off across the beach with it. After a merry chase, and with the assistance of a bastard who tripped me, he caught me, grabbed me by my...unmentionables and literally lifted me off the ground by them. Then he picked me up, carried me over to a nearby mudflat, and slammed me right down into it. Yanked off my suit, and left me in pain, naked and practically buried in mud. The whole incident was videotaped for posterity. :(

*This friend was Ape. I've mentioned him once or twice. He's 6'6" 275lbs and built the way russians build tanks.