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Have you ever wondered about questions were seemingly impossible to answer? Well, here's your chance for the genius to answer them! The genius only takes the hardest questions, and gives you an accurate response.

Bring it on!

Note: I am not the genius. The genius is manifested through my hands. But I myself, am not the genius.

What happens when an unstoppable object hits an unmovable object?

How do you know your "the" genius

What happens when an unstoppable object hits an unmovable object?

It explodes. It's interesting, in the depts of space I once did this by plowing Planet 283984 into planet 39584958 which was soaked in a HydroQuarantinedGraphitizzleMuhNizzle, a heavy, unmovable liquid, which renders anything it soaks unmovable...it exploded...don't doubt the truth.

What does a sesame seed grow into?

How do you know your "the" genius

I, per say, am not the genius. The genius manifests himself through my hands. He says he is able to do that by my own insantiy..muahahhha.

What does a sesame seed grow into?

Into a sesame tree...duh...and now, it's not whatever you thought it was before! I have an entire grove of sesame trees!

Does your nation deal with any illegal drugs?

How could someone who was paralized without the ability to talk or see communicate with people?

Does your nation deal with any illegal drugs?

Maybe.

How could someone who was paralized without the ability to talk or see communicate with people?

By ESP...everyone has it...you just have to find it in your inner core...or by having a really dumb child who's everyone's bitch, so the child would do everything for you anyways, making communication redundant.

How could someone who was paralized without the ability to talk or see communicate with people?

Through a series of special farts. Sulfur smell means 'yes'. Cheeseburger smell means 'no'. :)

Through a series of special farts. Sulfur smell means 'yes'. Cheeseburger smell means 'no'. :)

How dare you answer a question directed to THE genius... you shall be smited!

How dare you answer a question directed to THE genius... you shall be smited!

*releases some Cheeseburger*

In WWI, how did all those guys dig all those trenches without being gunned down by the guys across no man's land? I mean ... you ever tried to dig a trench while someone is shooting at you?

*releases some Cheeseburger*

*Chokes and dies*.... in the depth of my rotting brain the genius stirs, ready to move bodies, but his genius cannot be compared, and thus he revives the young man......back to answering questions.

In WWI, how did all those guys dig all those trenches without being gunned down by the guys across no man's land? I mean ... you ever tried to dig a trench while someone is shooting at you?

Very simple. The Germans suck at shooting! And all the bullets actually helped soften the dirt..so it took the French like one second to build a trench...and the Germans easily built their trench, because Frenchies are too scared to shoot!

It seems there is more then one genius and to the geniuses answer to my question such technology hasnt been developed so technicaly your answer is wrong

Art thou aware that thine hands canst manifest the "genius" who is nothing more then your own wrong imagination?

Now for an answer to prove my hypothesis.

What came first, the chicken or the chicken's egg?

It seems there is more then one genius and to the geniuses answer to my question such technology hasnt been developed so technicaly your answer is wrong

It seems you are blind child. ESP is within us all, but it takes certain patience to attain full levels of ESP....the 'farting' theory is blasphemy....

Open up your mind child!

Art thou aware that thine hands canst manifest the "genius" who is nothing more then your own wrong imagination?

Now for an answer to prove my hypothesis.

What came first, the chicken or the chicken's egg?

The clay I used to make the chicken's egg, and my big butt which heated it up to allow the egg to hatch.

No it seems you are just crazed to say a genius manifests him/herself through you is basically saying your possesd and i dont know about you but i dont think thats such a good thing

Very simple. The Germans suck at shooting! And all the bullets actually helped soften the dirt..so it took the French like one second to build a trench...and the Germans easily built their trench, because Frenchies are too scared to shoot!

Sure the Germans suck at shooting.(That was sarcastic.) If you want somebody to shoot and hit another you get a German. They are a hell lot better and dont miss at all (Those that say otherwise are wrong.).

What did I have for breakfast this morning?

No it seems you are just crazed to say a genius manifests him/herself through you is basically saying your possesd and i dont know about you but i dont think thats such a good thing

I am possessed...by THE genius...and regardless of whether it's good or not...he's in my mind.

Sure the Germans suck at shooting.(That was sarcastic.) If you want somebody to shoot and hit another you get a German. They are a hell lot better and dont miss at all (Those that say otherwise are wrong.).

Not last time they go their ass kicked! muahahahahha... The only perfect marksman here is the immortal THE genius.

you make it sound as if you have multiple personality disorder
and to the german shooting thing there simply was no germans there when they where digging simple as that

What did I have for breakfast this morning?

Food.

you make it sound as if you have multiple personality disorder
and to the german shooting thing there simply was no germans there when they where digging simple as that

Wrong again. However, I forgive your lack of knowledge, since you are new here...the Germans are everywhere.

The clay I used to make the chicken's egg, and my big butt which heated it up to allow the egg to hatch.

Wrong. The answer is easyily figured out Comrade. As Yuri would say, evolution is a trick of the mind (I know he wont. He is the worst Russian Commander ever.)

Creationalists Idea: Chicken since God made the chicken out of clay (You are not God blasphamer)

Evolutionists (Like me) idea: The egg for clearly the bird (which latter evolved into the chicken) needed to lay the egg in order to evolve into the creature which is currently a chicken.

Comrad, you lie more then the US democratic system

Wrong. The answer is easyily figured out Comrade. As Yuri would say, evolution is a trick of the mind (I know he wont. He is the worst Russian Commander ever.)

Creationalists Idea: Chicken since God made the chicken out of clay (You are not God blasphamer)

Evolutionists (Like me) idea: The egg for clearly the bird (which latter evolved into the chicken) needed to lay the egg in order to evolve into the creature which is currently a chicken.

Comrad, you lie more then the US democratic system

You are full of 'theories' and thus my theory is just as possible as the others.

Food.

Ooooh so close. I also had drink, namely orange juice.

Ooooh so close. I also had drink, namely orange juice.

Regardless, orange juice is food. Generalizations rule.

Not last time they go their ass kicked! muahahahahha... The only perfect marksman here is the immortal THE genius.

What are you talking about Genius? There is no genius. You dont even know the square root of a million (when i say you I am referring to the genius). You now are officially an...

Regardless, orange juice is food. Generalizations rule.

What brand of orange juice was it then?

You are full of 'theories' and thus my theory is just as possible as the others.

Your theories possible? Why not even babies would believe you. Drinks are not food. Calling a drink a food is like calling an acid a base, totally different and if interchanged causes a whole lot of things.

What are you talking about Genius? There is no genius. You dont even know the square root of a million (when i say you I am referring to the genius). You now are officially an...

What is your evidence? I myself need no evidence since I am THE genius..I was given the gift by the sun god... who's father was dark matter, who's creator was theory.

Being THE genius is having the gift to have an open mind, to be able to take all theories, filter them, and in return bring out one, universal, theory.

And the square root of a million is 1,000.

What brand of orange juice was it then?

A very tasty brand.

Your theories possible? Why not even babies would believe you. Drinks are not food. Calling a drink a food is like calling an acid a base, totally different and if interchanged causes a whole lot of things.

Would depend. If the orange juice has pulp, it is a food, since it still has a solid inside of it. Moreover, orange juice is the direct change of state from an orange, which is food, and thus, wouldn't it be one in the same? Indeed it would.

What is your evidence? I myself need no evidence since I am THE genius..I was given the gift by the sun god... who's father was dark matter, who's creator was theory.

Being THE genius is having the gift to have an open mind, to be able to take all theories, filter them, and in return bring out one, universal, theory.

And the square root of a million is 1,000.


from what you said i could call myself the easter bunny and since i need no evidence it'd be true
and anyone can be opend minded
also you took a long time to answer the square root question just enough time to look the answer up online

What is your evidence? I myself need no evidence since I am THE genius..I was given the gift by the sun god... who's father was dark matter, who's creator was theory.

Being THE genius is having the gift to have an open mind, to be able to take all theories, filter them, and in return bring out one, universal, theory.

And the square root of a million is 1,000.

Now lets see something

1st post-You said your hands manifested the "genius"
2nd post-A confirmation
This one-A contradiction

Ja the genius is nothing more then a twelve year old with a calculator.

Off the top of your head tell me how to make a neutron, a proton and what sodium isotope that decays to form a positron.

from what you said i could call myself the easter bunny and since i need no evidence it'd be true
and anyone can be opend minded
also you took a long time to answer the square root question just enough time to look the answer up online

You could indeed be the easter bunny, and I would believe it to be true, because all theories are possible.

As for the square root of one million, it took me only the time to think of it, and the time to type it. Even geniuses have to think, thinking is just a process of theorizing, and once cannot skip a process, even if a genius.

Would depend. If the orange juice has pulp, it is a food, since it still has a solid inside of it. Moreover, orange juice is the direct change of state from an orange, which is food, and thus, wouldn't it be one in the same? Indeed it would.

No. If drunk its a drink, if chewed, mushed or swallowed whole then food.

You could indeed be the easter bunny, and I would believe it to be true, because all theories are possible.

As for the square root of one million, it took me only the time to think of it, and the time to type it. Even geniuses have to think, thinking is just a process of theorizing, and once cannot skip a process, even if a genius.

Thinking? Thinking? You call taking a five second problem and making it ten minutes thinking? I think I should call myself Your king and according to you it would be true so i reliquinish your title or whose ever you claimed to be the genius.

a true genius doenst need to think he/she should simply know and you took several minutes to answer the square root question besides you could have a calculator right beside you

Now lets see something

1st post-You said your hands manifested the "genius"
2nd post-A confirmation
This one-A contradiction

Ja the genius is nothing more then a twelve year old with a calculator.

Off the top of your head tell me how to make a neutron, a proton and what sodium isotope that decays to form a positron.

Neither of my posts are contradictions...they are all done in the 1st person of the genius, since it is the mind of the genius who is working through the hands of the man. And he is not a twelve year old boy, he is actually eighteen, and is extremely bored...and you my friend are a fifteen year old boy who can't take a most minimal comedy.

Off the top of my head I can tell you all of that, however, whether it's in your science book as a fact, it is nothing more than a theory, and by your standards no theories, except those in a single textbook, are correct, so why should I bother telling you the truth?

No. If drunk its a drink, if chewed, mushed or swallowed whole then food.

Hah! But to drink you must swallow, and pulp is swallowed as a whole, and so is a liquid, and thus it is one in the same. Your logic fails again.

I've decided that im now santa clause
since it must be true according to your own special little world

Thinking? Thinking? You call taking a five second problem and making it ten minutes thinking? I think I should call myself Your king and according to you it would be true so i reliquinish your title or whose ever you claimed to be the genius.

Your exxagerations are foolish..the entire post took about ten seconds to write.

If you were to call yourself king I would believe you. You are king of your room, you are king of your computer, you are king of yourself...thus you are a king.

a true genius doenst need to think he/she should simply know and you took several minutes to answer the square root question besides you could have a calculator right beside you

But, being a genius is being resourceful, and should I need a calculator I would not hesitate to use it. Being a genius is not 'knowing', it's having an open mind, and being open to everything, something it seems like you are not able to do.

fine if you make such rules i proclaim you the master fool and not just of me or my computer but the entire nation state.

I've decided that im now santa clause
since it must be true according to your own special little world

You could be Santa Claus. If you wanted to dress in a red suit, and deliver presents to children, it would be fine by me...I can do nothing to stop you.

You could be Santa Claus. If you wanted to dress in a red suit, and deliver presents to children, it would be fine by me...I can do nothing to stop you.

I could stop him. :cool:

must i define genius for you because i can tell you right now its not only being open minded

fine if you make such rules i proclaim you the master fool and not just of me or my computer but the entire nation state.

But, you cannot rule on the sovereignty of someone else. You can only decide your own fate, and your own title. Furthermore, one that infringes on an already existant title, such as my own, if you were to proclaim yourself THE genius would be a show of banality, and would undermine your attempt to undermine me.

must i define genius for you because i can tell you right now its not only being open minded

Your definition would only be a theory, and thus, according to your own thinking, since it's not engraved in a text book, would be inconceivable...thus we have nothing more to discuss.

In my opinon your only a big vocabulary

I could stop him. :cool:

You could indeed, and I could do nothing about it....thus you are THE SANTA CLAUS STOPPER!

you have the ideas i will give you that but not the evidence you have nothing more then ideas and where does that get you at the end of the day

Neither of my posts are contradictions...they are all done in the 1st person of the genius, since it is the mind of the genius who is working through the hands of the man. And he is not a twelve year old boy, he is actually eighteen, and is extremely bored...and you my friend are a fifteen year old boy who can't take a most minimal comedy.

Off the top of my head I can tell you all of that, however, whether it's in your science book as a fact, it is nothing more than a theory, and by your standards no theories, except those in a single textbook, are correct, so why should I bother telling you the truth?

I fifteen? Are you mad(insane mad)? In truth it is all your belief how the universe was made that determines my age. A theory no. I can tell you for a fact that an atom, electrons, neutrons and protons were discovered same with positrons, antiprotons and they artifically created an antihydrogen molecule. Now for the humure part, I do not think blasphamy or wrong data is funny (most of the time cept the blasphamy(I yell at people for less(Dont make fun of my religion))) when you claim to have all the answers.

Your second post you said you were not the genius
The one I quoted before you said you were
That is called a contradiction

Let me answer the first question right. An universe that contains an unstoppable force would never allow an unmovable object, vice versa. How ever hypothetically the force would go throught the object without the object moving or the force would bend in a direction (which would not stop it)

In my opinon your only a big vocabulary

And is not this a sign of intelligence in your own thinking? In my opinion my vocabulary proves nothing... it is my ability to theorize, whether some believe right or wrong...in that same sense, a gay could be gay to a straight man, but to a gay man the same straight man would be gay, or homo (different), in his own mind.

i was just using the santa clause comment as a point

The 2nd Amendment maintains the right to bear arms for a well equipped militia. However, current standards of modern weaponry make simple small arms hopelessly outdated in the face of air support, armored vehicles, and naval forces.

However, we are currently facing the threat of nuclear war. And based on the increasing proliferation of nuclear weapons, we are facing an ever increasing nuclear threat. South African, Soviet, and NATO nuclear doctrine called for the presence of tactical nuclear weapons to be used in the field. Therefore, the 2nd Amendment is outdated without the right for private citizens to utilize atomic warheads.

I now come to my question. Given this inforation, if a Canadian beaver moved to Ireland, does it have the right to call itself Irish and wear one of those leprechaun hats?

And is not this a sign of intelligence in your own thinking? In my opinion my vocabulary proves nothing... it is my ability to theorize, whether some believe right or wrong...in that same sense, a gay could be gay to a straight man, but to a gay man the same straight man would be gay, or homo (different), in his own mind.

That has nothing to do with what i ment

I fifteen? Are you mad(insane mad)? In truth it is all your belief how the universe was made that determines my age. A theory no. I can tell you for a fact that an atom, electrons, neutrons and protons were discovered same with positrons, antiprotons and they artifically created an antihydrogen molecule. Now for the humure part, I do not think blasphamy or wrong data is funny (most of the time cept the blasphamy(I yell at people for less(Dont make fun of my religion))) when you claim to have all the answers.

Your second post you said you were not the genius
The one I quoted before you said you were
That is called a contradiction

Let me answer the first question right. An universe that contains an unstoppable force would never allow an unmovable object, vice versa. How ever hypothetically the force would go throught the object without the object moving or the force would bend in a direction (which would not stop it)

Your physical age does not match the age of your mind, and what I calculated was the age of your mind...so stopping acting like you're fifteen.

I myself have a different opinion on how positrons were created...the same way a Christian who does not believe in science would think God created everything... he has the same right as you do to believe in it.

It is only your own closed mind which does not see past a textbook.

And in any case, I ran the experiment to your latter rant, and it exploded.... so beat that.

And if you do not wish to take any humor than leave, because you're showing yourself to being a real ***hole.

i was just using the santa clause comment as a point

No, you have bestowed upon yourself the title of Santa Clause! muahahaha, welcome to the world of insaneness!!!

I have a question not for "the qenius" but to the people who contradict you

WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?

The 2nd Amendment maintains the right to bear arms for a well equipped militia. However, current standards of modern weaponry make simple small arms hopelessly outdated in the face of air support, armored vehicles, and naval forces.

However, we are currently facing the threat of nuclear war. And based on the increasing proliferation of nuclear weapons, we are facing an ever increasing nuclear threat. South African, Soviet, and NATO nuclear doctrine called for the presence of tactical nuclear weapons to be used in the field. Therefore, the 2nd Amendment is outdated without the right for private citizens to utilize atomic warheads.

I now come to my question. Given this inforation, if a Canadian beaver moved to Ireland, does it have the right to call itself Irish and wear one of those leprechaun hats?

Yes, the leprecahun hat right is given to all citizens of this world, whether Irish or not! Muahaha! However, in order for the beaver to call himself Irish he must pass a top secret test...here's the top secret scheme:

1. You must drink one million bottles of gin!
2. You must drink one million more bottles of gin!
3. You must not pass out!
4. You must kill a Britain man!
5. You must scratch your balls for one hour straight, without feeling any pain.

Once those five are passed, then you are an Irish man!

Your exxagerations are foolish..the entire post took about ten seconds to write.

If you were to call yourself king I would believe you. You are king of your room, you are king of your computer, you are king of yourself...thus you are a king.

I a king? I spit upon kings, that is an equivalence of calling me a communist (I dont really hate them but they make good scapegoats (SHHHH)). If I would have a title it shalt be Kaiser (yes I know the translation but it is much better just because i said so).

Now calling something foolish, not open minded ther now are you?

Let me go into my philosophical mode for a second. Ok. I am Santa Claus (Wrong I can tell you right now I am not nice (then again what is nice(dont answer although it is simple))).

If you are a genius (not saying you are) then you would willing to except that your contradictory theory must be wrong for if it goes agianst itself then what is the truth? Then again who claims what to be true? Let me say for a moment that I am extremely open minded (Yes I am that adaptable) and go along agreeing with you, would that make you right?

I will now disprove your theory with these statements. "Your idealogy is not correct". The equivalence would be "Correct idealogies are not yours". A proof would be "It is a wrong Idealogy to say I am Santa Claus". That proves that since you think I am Santa Claus, it is the wrong idealogy which is not correct idealogy therefore your idealogy is wrong

I have a question not for "the qenius" but to the people who contradict you

WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?

HES JUST JOKING AROUND!

I have a question not for "the qenius" but to the people who contradict you

WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?
He is contemplating the hopeless inadequacies of your logic, and their effects on the ROE for the Purgatory Squads.

HES JUST JOKING AROUND!

Yes i knew this, i was taking the oppurtunity to point out that "the genius" is a total quack

I have a question not for "the qenius" but to the people who contradict you

WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?

*Whispers* He is not of right mind. If there were more of him in the world then the world would still be hunting and gathering in nomadic tribes. If there were less of him then we would achieve world peace and be a lot more advanced.

*whispers back* I STRONGLY agree

I a king? I spit upon kings, that is an equivalence of calling me a communist (I dont really hate them but they make good scapegoats (SHHHH)). If I would have a title it shalt be Kaiser (yes I know the translation but it is much better just because i said so).

Now calling something foolish, not open minded ther now are you?

Let me go into my philosophical mode for a second. Ok. I am Santa Claus (Wrong I can tell you right now I am not nice (then again what is nice(dont answer although it is simple))).

If you are a genius (not saying you are) then you would willing to except that your contradictory theory must be wrong for if it goes agianst itself then what is the truth? Then again who claims what to be true? Let me say for a moment that I am extremely open minded (Yes I am that adaptable) and go along agreeing with you, would that make you right?

I will now disprove your theory with these statements. "Your idealogy is not correct". The equivalence would be "Correct idealogies are not yours". A proof
would be "It is a wrong Idealogy to say I am Santa Claus". That proves that since you think I am Santa Claus, it is the wrong idealogy which is not correct idealogy therefore your idealogy is wrong

However, there is one subtle problem with your theory...I am THE genius, and so my theories are always correct, even if they have no hard evidence to back them up... it was just a gift from the God of the Sun.

As for the entire rant of, "I will now disprove your theory with these statements...", that could be right...however, they are when it comes to 'idealogy'...not ideology.

ok fine Im the genius and the fromer genius is now santa claus

*Whispers* He is not of right mind. If there were more of him in the world then the world would still be hunting and gathering in nomadic tribes. If there were less of him then we would achieve world peace and be a lot more advanced.

It's funny that the more we advance technologically the more people die to our "peace", whether it be our wars which are fought to keep "the peace", or due to leaders who rise to "keep the peace". I much rather live in a hunter gatherer society where quacks like me are the leaders, and where civilization is not a point where our advances may destroy us, than be a world where "peace" means war.

*former*

ok fine Im the genius and the fromer genius is now santa claus


It actually took me some time to scour through the five pages of this thread in order to dig this out:


But, you cannot rule on the sovereignty of someone else. You can only decide your own fate, and your own title. Furthermore, one that infringes on an already existant title, such as my own, if you were to proclaim yourself THE genius would be a show of banality, and would undermine your attempt to undermine me.

If you hadn't already noticed I dont really take what you say into much thought because i hold you as a fool and to think of what a fool says is foolish in itself

also there are 6 pages not 5

Your physical age does not match the age of your mind, and what I calculated was the age of your mind...so stopping acting like you're fifteen.

I myself have a different opinion on how positrons were created...the same way a Christian who does not believe in science would think God created everything... he has the same right as you do to believe in it.

It is only your own closed mind which does not see past a textbook.

And in any case, I ran the experiment to your latter rant, and it exploded.... so beat that.

And if you do not wish to take any humor than leave, because you're showing yourself to being a real ***hole.

Ha ha ha. In this universe an unstoppable force and an unmoveable object could not exist. Not everything explodes. My phycological age is dependant on several factors. Right now if I felt like it, I could make you seem like an idiot.

You think a lil word would affect me? Call me what you will. Lets see my insulting word counts'

The forbidden N word (for this forum)-2 or 3 times (So funny when they call me that).
Communist-more then 1 thousand I can assure you that
Scourge-1 wow finally some one acknowledges me for that
any curse word-Probably less then 200 but who cares

Number of times my feelings have been hurt-0
Number of times I stopped being calm-Not a lot from when I could remember probably 5 times since I was ten

Other
Called demon from the pits of hell
Thought to be atheist
Some people called me scary for my beliefs

Why should I care about the word whole. Its not like *** means anything. Anyway it is people like you that make the rest of the US population look like limited word vocab speaking. I mean seriously what is up with the curse words, they have as much meaning as sticking up the middle finger which has the same meaning of sticking up the index finger, no purpose what so ever.

If you hadn't already noticed I dont really take what you say into much thought because i hold you as a fool and to think of what a fool says is foolish in itself

And yet you still find the time to challenge my authority. Pitty on you Santa Clause.

o i had nothing better to do
i bet you feel so happy to talk to me though

Ha ha ha. In this universe an unstoppable force and an unmoveable object could not exist. Not everything explodes. My phycological age is dependant on several factors. Right now if I felt like it, I could make you seem like an idiot.

You think a lil word would affect me? Call me what you will. Lets see my insulting word counts'

The forbidden N word (for this forum)-2 or 3 times (So funny when they call me that).
Communist-more then 1 thousand I can assure you that
Scourge-1 wow finally some one acknowledges me for that
any curse word-Probably less then 200 but who cares

Number of times my feelings have been hurt-0
Number of times I stopped being calm-Not a lot from when I could remember probably 5 times since I was ten

Other
Called demon from the pits of hell
Thought to be atheist
Some people called me scary for my beliefs

Why should I care about the word whole. Its not like *** means anything. Anyway it is people like you that make the rest of the US population look like limited word vocab speaking. I mean seriously what is up with the curse words, they have as much meaning as sticking up the middle finger which has the same meaning of sticking up the index finger, no purpose what so ever.

I have to agree are society has been lessend to cursing and the middle finger

I spelt Idealogy correctly. I did not spell it as Ideolgy. Damn now i forgot the other thing. Um. Ah. Peace meaning war is true, genociding for no reason is not as bad? Yes the nomadic Cro magnums hath slain all the Neanderthals. Now um. Hm. What else. Oh yeah, i was whispering to the L guy so you shouldnt have heard it. Yes I am insane but then again what is it to be insane. If sent to an instatution I can get out in a couple of days to a month and be at least a dime richer. Very easy.

o i had nothing better to do
i bet you feel so happy to talk to me though
One does not speak in such a way to God Emperor of the Unified Hand Combine.

A pacification aerodyne will be dispatched to your sector.

Ha ha ha. In this universe an unstoppable force and an unmoveable object could not exist. Not everything explodes.

No, not everything explodes, you are correct in this notion. However, the experiment I ran did explode. I cannot prove my experiment to you, but neither can you prove that I never did the experiment in the first place, and thus we find ourselves in a quagmire that only those who can rationalize beyond the box can win.

My phycological age is dependant on several factors. Right now if I felt like it, I could make you seem like an idiot.[/quote

The only idiot who has been forged by this thread is yourself. You insist upon arguing with THE genius, who was obviously brought to the mind of this young man, whos hands are manifesting the words of the genius, by the god of the sun, who sculpted THE genius in order to bring comedy to the world. You, by continously resisting this comedy, and by taking everything as gold, have proven to be the greater "idiot".

[quote]You think a lil word would affect me? Call me what you will. Lets see my insulting word counts'

The forbidden N word (for this forum)-2 or 3 times (So funny when they call me that).
Communist-more then 1 thousand I can assure you that
Scourge-1 wow finally some one acknowledges me for that
any curse word-Probably less then 200 but who cares

Number of times my feelings have been hurt-0
Number of times I stopped being calm-Not a lot from when I could remember probably 5 times since I was ten

Other
Called demon from the pits of hell
Thought to be atheist
Some people called me scary for my beliefs

Even if you do not wish to believe, nobody cares about you, the same way you probably don't care about me. However, I do not molest you in your own processes of thinking, and consequently, I hold the right to request the same of you.

Why should I care about the word whole.

YOu shouldn't because nobody called you a whole, they called you an asshole. There's a big difference.

Its not like *** means anything. Anyway it is people like you that make the rest of the US population look like limited word vocab speaking. I mean seriously what is up with the curse words, they have as much meaning as sticking up the middle finger which has the same meaning of sticking up the index finger, no purpose what so ever.

My vocabulary so far has proven itself to be much larger than yours. Your curse words are just as ugly as mine, only yours wear the guise of a "civilized" retort.

One does not speak in such a way to God Emperor of the Unified Hand Combine.

A pacification aerodyne will be dispatched to your sector.


What do you mean?, or more to the point can you clarify what ive done wrong.

I spelt Idealogy correctly. I did not spell it as Ideolgy. Damn now i forgot the other thing. Um. Ah. Peace meaning war is true, genociding for no reason is not as bad? Yes the nomadic Cro magnums hath slain all the Neanderthals. Now um. Hm. What else. Oh yeah, i was whispering to the L guy so you shouldnt have heard it. Yes I am insane but then again what is it to be insane. If sent to an instatution I can get out in a couple of days to a month and be at least a dime richer. Very easy.

Idealogy in its spelling is incorrect...the correct spelling would be ideology, as I so professed to you. Instatution is institution. And why stop at Cro Magnum? Why not return to the days of bacterium? What difference would it all make?

And yet you still find the time to challenge my authority. Pitty on you Santa Clause.

Wait lets look up the definition of Genius anyway.

ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jE-ny&s, -nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity
2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient

Nothing having to do with open mindedness.

You have no authority, L guy claimed to be santa claus so I am the Sun. Oops The earths magnetic thingy (Forgot the word) is down. Oops there goes a coronal mass ejection. By by earth.

What do you mean?, or more to the point can you clarify what ive done wrong.

You've challenged THE genius, and by challenging THE genius you have meddled into the world of the insane! Feel our wrath!

Idealogy in its spelling is incorrect...the correct spelling would be ideology, as I so professed to you. Instatution is institution. And why stop at Cro Magnum? Why not return to the days of bacterium? What difference would it all make?

Bacterium are insignifacant creatures who wish to piss me off. One day the bacteria will fall by my hands.

You've challenged THE genius, and by challenging THE genius you have meddled into the world of the insane! Feel our wrath!

You do realize, that your wrath has no consequence in real life. Thus you have no wrath

Wait lets look up the definition of Genius anyway.

ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jE-ny&s, -nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity
2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient

Nothing having to do with open mindedness.

You have no authority, L guy claimed to be santa claus so I am the Sun. Oops The earths magnetic thingy (Forgot the word) is down. Oops there goes a coronal mass ejection. By by earth.

You mean magnetic field? It will go down within the next thousand years, I can assure you of that. The evidence of a reversal of poles already exists, whether some would like to believe it or not.

However, let's take a look at the definition:


1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity

This thread is a manifestination of creative activity, whether or not you believe it - I do, and to this definition it is all that matters.


2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient


But what is a intelligence quotient? Within that definition I can make my own test and get a perfect score and give myself an intelligence quotient of 200. It would be an open mind to assume it correct, not incorrect.

[QUOTE=The Macabees]Have you ever wondered about questions were seemingly impossible to answer? Well, here's your chance for the genius to answer them! The genius only takes the hardest questions, and gives you an accurate response.

Bring it on!

Note: I am not the genius. The genius is manifested through my hands. But I myself, am not the genius.[/QUO

:gundge: u r not the genius! I am! bow down 2 me! HAHAH!!

You do realize, that your wrath has no consequence in real life. Thus you have no wrath

Oh but they do, because my wrath is what keeps you on this thread. Should my wrath not have been incurred then you would have progressed to another thread. Thus my life has directly shapen yours, and thus it has a consequence.

O no not another one

:gundge: u r not the genius! I am! bow down 2 me! HAHAH!!

I just got owned...*bows down*

[QUOTE=The Macabees]Have you ever wondered about questions were seemingly impossible to answer? Well, here's your chance for the genius to answer them! The genius only takes the hardest questions, and gives you an accurate response.

Bring it on!

Note: I am not the genius. The genius is manifested through my hands. But I myself, am not the genius.[/QUO

:gundge: u r not the genius! I am! bow down 2 me! HAHAH!!

Um you quoted wrong. Nice going genius :rolleyes:.

You do realize, that your wrath has no consequence in real life. Thus you have no wrath

i agree wit her on dat. :D

It would have been a blessing if i'd have decided to over look your thread besides in the end this is all just a debate of your intelligence so it has no real affect on me

i agree wit her on dat. :D

Your skill overbears me.... how would like to become king of the INSANE!!!

[QUOTE=Steezy]

Um you quoted wrong. Nice going genius :rolleyes:.

u kno wat...? i'm new 2 dis, plz b gentle wit me. ;)

I just got owned...*bows down*

So you admit your no real genius if you bow down to another who claims to be
finally the truth comes out

It would have been a blessing if i'd have decided to over look your thread besides in the end this is all just a debate of your intelligence so it has no real affect on me

Exactly. Had this thread not existed you would have never faced the insane, and thus you would have done something more progressive. However, your choice of resisting THE genius, and my choice to contradict your resistance, has had the effect of wasting precious time of yours, and in that way my wrath has had an effect over your real life.

I also must admit i just started this whole forum thing today

Subject showing hostility towards Purification.

IntSec ProlCont Manual III-Delta recommends immediate Neural Wipe. ProleCont Mainframe has authorized immediate aerodyne insertion from Lagrange Five, and Intervention Force for Sector 81 has been authorized Semi-Lethal control tactics.

Your skill overbears me.... how would like to become king of the INSANE!!!

i wuld LOVE 2 queen of the INSANE!! :p

O no not another one

One quick fix. I need a lot of uranium molecules that should be stable or at the very least have long half lives, ten atom smashers, and a big piece of open space.

If the hawkins radiation theory is in fact wrong then the black hole this should form should suck everything in and nothing could stop it. Um what else. Oh yeah, Lynnea and I are the two and only two geniuses on this thread.

So you admit your no real genius if you bow down to another who claims to be
finally the truth comes out

I did not specify in that post. You must be able to filter information out. I recognize him as king of the INSANE, not THE genius. It would be blashphamy for me to do so, since I did not proclaim it myself, but I was given it b by the god of the sun.

No i could have chosen to leave your pointless thread at any time and i have all the time in the world on my hands since im santa so technicaly i cant waste time

i wuld LOVE 2 queen of the INSANE!! :p

You have been crowned as queen of the INSANE!!

I did a quick google search for queen of the INSANE and this is what comes up:

http://www.cia.com.au/bowbcam/nellie/hrh_insania/insania_crest.gif

[QUOTE=Jibea]

u kno wat...? i'm new 2 dis, plz b gentle wit me. ;)

You had to delete it so ha. When I was new i messed up nothing, just made enemies wiht the Greeks, Plutonian empire and several other people. Look at me now. Ok there is nothing to see.

One quick fix. I need a lot of uranium molecules that should be stable or at the very least have long half lives, ten atom smashers, and a big piece of open space.

If the hawkins radiation theory is in fact wrong then the black hole this should form should suck everything in and nothing could stop it. Um what else. Oh yeah, Lynnea and I are the two and only two geniuses on this thread.

that seems to be the only true thing said on this thread

IM afraid to say santa must go tend to the elves
good bye
have fun being syco

No i could have chosen to leave your pointless thread at any time and i have all the time in the world on my hands since im santa so technicaly i cant waste time

You could have...but you didn't, because my resistance to your own resistance was overbearing...and thus I have indeed have had an effect on your life, because wasting time or not, time has passed, if you do believe that time exists.

You bowed down acknowledging his superiority.

One quick fix. I need a lot of uranium molecules that should be stable or at the very least have long half lives, ten atom smashers, and a big piece of open space.

If the hawkins radiation theory is in fact wrong then the black hole this should form should suck everything in and nothing could stop it. Um what else. Oh yeah, Lynnea and I are the two and only two geniuses on this thread.

You may be geniuses...and I cannot refute that...but I am THE genius.

You bowed down acknowledging his superiority.

That holds no new information which aids in your plight to defeat me and my reasoning. I acknowledged her as the queen of the INSANE, not THE genius. How would you know which one was superior? The act of bowing in and of itself does not signify recognition of superiority, only of respect, and if that's the case then it is true.

You may be geniuses...and I cannot refute that...but I am THE genius.

The Genius-A false genius who contradicts to many times to count.

I take my leave. Good day

BUT first time does not exist.

Arriverderci

IM afraid to say santa must go tend to the elves
good bye
have fun being syco

I will indeed, however, I fear that THE genius cannot stay in this poor boy's head for long. It has been nice arguing with you.

The Genius-A false genius who contradicts to many times to count.

I take my leave. Good day

BUT first time does not exist.

Arriverderci

Since there is manifested proof of cotradiction please list it with quotes, and you yourself shall be contradicted, because still you have failed to prove me wrong once.

It explodes. It's interesting, in the depts of space I once did this by plowing Planet 283984 into planet 39584958 which was soaked in a HydroQuarantinedGraphitizzleMuhNizzle, a heavy, unmovable liquid, which renders anything it soaks unmovable...it exploded...don't doubt the truth.

Wrong. If you can't move it, it means that there is infinite friction on the surface where A is standing. And if the object B is unstoppable, it would mean that there is cero friction where B moving, i.e., there is no air. If you can't stop it, this means two things: If the object CAN explode, it will explode several times till it's composed of its main molecular particles. But that would contradict the fact that some energy has to be transferred to the impacted object A. Besides, everything is stoppable EXCEPT light (unless we're talking about black holes, but when you talk about objects, then you can't be talking about a stage where a black hole is taking action). So we can't talk about exploding unstopable objects, but we can talk about unstoppable particles: Photons. So they would only bounce at the object A. Unless it's a really huge amount of radiation, that way they'd melt the object even if it's unmovable.

Wrong. If you can't move it, it means that there is infinite friction on the surface where A is standing. And if the object B is unstoppable, it would mean that there is cero friction where B moving, i.e., there is no air. If you can't stop it, this means two things: If the object CAN explode, it will explode several times till it's composed of its main molecular particles. But that would contradict the fact that some energy has to be transferred to the impacted object A. Besides, everything is stoppable EXCEPT light (unless we're talking about black holes, but when you talk about objects, then you can't be talking about a stage where a black hole is taking action). So we can't talk about exploding unstopable objects, but we can talk about unstoppable particles: Photons. So they would only bounce at the object A. Unless it's a really huge amount of radiation, that way they'd melt the object even if it's unmovable.


However, the depths of space could mean this universe, as well as a parallel universe, and consequently, your explenation holds no grounds in other parallel universes, where the Newtonian laws of physics do not apply.

And in that respect you are wrong.

How dare you answer a question directed to THE genius... you shall be smited!


Just so you know the word is smitten...not smited

Just so you know the word is smitten...not smited

*smacks fellow NSers who have led THE genius to the wrong conclusions* My resources have failed me..using my intuition I shall search for new resources! *picks up dictionary*