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Say for a second you could control the next step of human evolution. For example, you could decide that humans developed the ability to fly, or see through their fingers.

What would you do? I mean, what would you make happen?

I would make humans transcendent (not that I believe in that garbage)

Say for a second you could control the next step of human evolution. For example, you could decide that humans developed the ability to fly, or see through their fingers.

What would you do? I mean, what would you make happen?
We would have a flap of skin stretching from our underarms to our legs so we could glide like flying squirells. No more walking down all those stairs in the morning. Of course we would have to be naked for it to work, but that would be fine with me. Also if we got wet we would instantly disentegrate.

I think I'd change the layout of the voicebox so that people CAN'T FUCKING SHOUT!

I think I'd change the layout of the voicebox so that people CAN'T FUCKING SHOUT!
While your at it you should make it so we can't talk either, only yodel. Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo!!!!

I think I'd change the layout of the voicebox so that people CAN'T FUCKING SHOUT!

That will suck for those humans that cant scream for help....

Two words: Prehensile buttcheeks. :)

Say for a second you could control the next step of human evolution. For example, you could decide that humans developed the ability to fly, or see through their fingers.

What would you do? I mean, what would you make happen?
Increase logical ability, decrease most negative emotions like jealousy, greed, hate, etc.

Increase logical ability, decrease most negative emotions like jealousy, greed, hate, etc.

That could take a while. :( Prehensile buttcheeks would be faster. *nod*

That could take a while. :( Prehensile buttcheeks would be faster. *nod*
Perhaps great piano players could sit on a smaller piano and accompany themselves while playing with their ass cheeks?

Bring back the prehensile tail.

That will suck for those humans that cant scream for help....

It would be a worthwhile trade off.

I would evolve humanity to the point they would stop asking stupid questions of their fellow man. :p

Perhaps great piano players could sit on a smaller piano and accompany themselves while playing with their ass cheeks?

Indeed. And that's just one of many possible uses! Think of the advantages when colonizing space. :)

That could take a while. :( Prehensile buttcheeks would be faster. *nod*
Only for people not named "Lunatic Goofballs." :D

"Prehensile buttcheeks?" Can you say "ultimate doggy" boys and girls? :D

Only for people not named "Lunatic Goofballs." :D

"Prehensile buttcheeks?" Can you say "ultimate doggy" boys and girls? :D

YAY! :D

YAY! :D
ROFLMAO!!!!

Movement of human sentience from biological to electronic/psybernetic (sic) format. Dump the meat, ladies and gents, ride the lightning!

Movement of human sentience from biological to electronic/psybernetic (sic) format. Dump the meat, ladies and gents, ride the lightning!
Wouldn't work, even if it were attractive, which it's not.

Wouldn't work, even if it were attractive, which it's not.

With my luck, my software would be Microsoft. :(

I so say wings!!! I WANT TO FLY!!! FLying would be so much better!!! then we wouldn't have to drive and we wouldn't have to pollute our precious earth or waste as much money on transportation and we could go anywhere at any time and everything would be a hell of a lot easier!!!

i'm a little bit excited, sorry about all the exclamation marks and yadda... :D



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I so say wings!!! I WANT TO FLY!!! FLying would be so much better!!! then we wouldn't have to drive and we wouldn't have to pollute our precious earth or waste as much money on transportation and we could go anywhere at any time and everything would be a hell of a lot easier!!!

i'm a little bit excited, sorry about all the exclamation marks and yadda... :D



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I'd poop on statues of pigeons. :)

I would make it so that agressive tendencies manifest only while playing videogames.
I would also make it so breeding requires an IQ of at least 100. less than that, and the sperm and egg just don't come together.

The next step? The activation of the fifth neurological circuit of the brain as we prepare for the migration off the planet.

That could take a while. :( Prehensile buttcheeks would be faster. *nod*
Bah, prehensile penii would be better, the dolphins have already tested it out for us. Girls of course would get more responsive vaginas.

Bah, prehensile penii would be better, the dolphins have already tested it out for us. Girls of course would get more responsive vaginas.
Dolphins have penii?!?! where are they????

Dolphins keep them in an internal sheath, they pop out when needed ;).

Greatly extended lifespan, greater intelligence and a greater social conscience would be good additions to the human species. Maybe a tail would be useful too as we will probably spend a lot of our time in zero gravity.

how about lawyers evolve into normal peaple

I so say wings!!! I WANT TO FLY!!! FLying would be so much better!!! then we wouldn't have to drive and we wouldn't have to pollute our precious earth or waste as much money on transportation and we could go anywhere at any time and everything would be a hell of a lot easier!!!

i'm a little bit excited, sorry about all the exclamation marks and yadda... :D



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Well, come on out to Ohio, I'll be more than happy to teach you how to fly.

Wouldn't work, even if it were attractive, which it's not.

Yes, who would want to give up contact with reality and sex for that idea?

the ability to see through their fingers.

i can do that after a couple of shots...... oh, no wait... i have my fingers spread apart... silly me.... :p

Say for a second you could control the next step of human evolution. For example, you could decide that humans developed the ability to fly, or see through their fingers.

What would you do? I mean, what would you make happen?
I would eliminate individual personalities and make each nation similar to a colony of ants. Each is an individual composed of many bodies. A superorganism that coordinates the activities of it's many bodies to achieve it's goals. That would be cool.

Mmm, tails, just think what you could do with tails, course theyd blatantly look ugly, fur or no fur bald tail... to much trouble i'll settle ofr prehensile buttcheeks.

Say for a second you could control the next step of human evolution. For example, you could decide that humans developed the ability to fly, or see through their fingers.

What would you do? I mean, what would you make happen?

I'd just like to see this happen, I don't feel the need to be the one to make it happen, but -

...basically I think it'd be cool if we could all suddenly realize that Time and Space are illusory, and go wherever and whenever in the Universe simply by power of thought, or will. Maybe due to some part of the mind/brain interface that is already developed, but that for one reason or another, had fallen into wide disuse or had atrophied at some point in our evolution-to-date.

We end up like Time Lords, but with no need of TARDISes.

There are so many better things that could occur, but I don't think I'd be able to resist...

Removal or thinning of the extra vertabre that makes it difficult for us to perform oral sex on ourselves.

On the plus side, this would probably eliminate almost all violence as those prone to it would be too busy giving themselves head to bother!

I would get rid of the legs and replace them with biological wheels (thanks TP). Then we could simply push people like President Bush over and he would never be able to right himself.