NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right people. Apparently sexuality is a choice. SO! We're gonna pass the sexuality on.

Hmm... the poster below me is asexual.

No way, sweetie. I have so much gay, that giving away half of it, I'd still have more than enough.

No way, sweetie. I have so much gay, that giving away half of it, I'd still have more than enough.

Hehe. You don't have to give away your own sexuality. I'm not asexual...

Hehe. You don't have to give away your own sexuality. I'm not asexual...

:eek:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

I'm un-asexual Fass. ;)

Im still that guy on the beach who can carry a dozen donuts while packing a mug of coffee in each hand...

the person below me likes donuts, and can get the last one... :D

I have a donut!

The person below me stole my Wisky.

I have a donut!

Chocolate jam donut?

Chocolate jam donut?

Chocolate jam? Did the whiskey get to you?

I wanted that donut :(

i like donuts

i like donuts
I don't but that donut looked good! especially since he had my mugs in his hands :(

I don't but that donut looked good! especially since he had my mugs in his hands :(
Oksana already got it, sorry! ... nice mugs though!

oh, and it was a cream filled maple dip. ;)

Chocolate jam? Did the whiskey get to you?

Muh? Morrr Whiskky Plz. *hlds up glasss*

oh, and it was a cream filled maple dip. ;)

As long as it wasn't a custard tart.

The person below me is straight.

yes i am straight

the person below me is the doughnut in question

EDIT: yes thats a doughnut, not your american DOnuts

I am as happy as a frolicking newborn lamb.

The person below me wears super-tight Y-fronts in bed.

Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy.

I guess Im onto guys now - line up boys, this is about to get interesting.

(oh, and since its my first go a this, please be gentle! :eek: )

Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy.

I guess Im onto guys now - line up boys, this is about to get interesting.

(oh, and since its my first go a this, please be gentle! :eek: )
yeah 'now' your 'first go' whatever you say Lasc :rolleyes:

yes i am straight

the person below me is the doughnut in question

EDIT: yes thats a doughnut, not your american DOnuts
oh god, I spelt it the American way, I feel so dirty *goes to read a dictionary*

No way, sweetie. I have so much gay, that giving away half of it, I'd still have more than enough.
Give away your bitterness, you'll be much more interesting to talk to! :)

Im still that guy on the beach who can carry a dozen donuts while packing a mug of coffee in each hand...

the person below me likes donuts, and can get the last one... :D
Oo! Oo! Send me one! Pweeese! Download the danmed thing or something, willya?? :D

oh god, I spelt it the American way, I feel so dirty *goes to read a dictionary*

lmao

the person below me should be revising

I don't but that donut looked good! especially since he had my mugs in his hands :(
Say what???

Oh ... you said "mugs," not ... nevermind. ;)

Say what???

Oh ... you said "mugs," not ... nevermind. ;)
:confused:

Oo! Oo! Send me one! Pweeese! Download the danmed thing or something, willya?? :D
You might want to go back and read that post and think about it Eut... I'm not so sure you want one of these donuts! ;)

You might want to go back and read that post and think about it Eut... I'm not so sure you want one of these donuts! ;)
Oh. [ significant blush ] Nevermind then. :p

yeah 'now' your 'first go' whatever you say Lasc :rolleyes:
Hey! I've done some stuff before, in public even... but I've never done that, sorry Tinkie, I'm as straight as the ruler I use to measure my... um... hair length.

I really wanted one of Lasc's donuts.

The person below me is try-sexual....will try anything.

Hey! I've done some stuff before, in public even... but I've never done that, sorry Tinkie, I'm as straight as the ruler I use to measure my... um... hair length.
that's not what LP told me.............




and just how long is your.......um...........hair?

Peech, there are nine left now - so that leaves one for you - you get number nine. :)

Oh, and Tink, my hair is err... well, long enough... but its all thick and hard... to um, comb I mean.

Peech, there are nine left now - so that leaves one for you - you get number nine. :)

Oh, and Tink, my hair is err... well, long enough... but its all thick and hard... to um, comb I mean.


Can I play with your hair? You can play with mine.

*eyesballs donut #9 while drooling*

Can I play with your hair? You can play with mine.

*eyesballs donut #9 while drooling*
:eek:

edit: (oh, and Tink, things with LP and I are... special :D, plus just wait until I go to see him and meet that singer in his bad ass band! OooooOOooOo!!)

Peech, there are nine left now - so that leaves one for you - you get number nine. :)

Oh, and Tink, my hair is err... well, long enough... but its all thick and hard... to um, comb I mean.
well I wouldn't mind a go with your hair.........to um comb it i mean

well I wouldn't mind a go with your hair.........to um comb it i mean
comb away. ;)

or will it be me thats combing?

well I wouldn't mind a go with your hair.........to um comb it i mean


Just be sure you use protection......


like a deep conditioning rinse with SPF 20 in it.

Give away your bitterness, you'll be much more interesting to talk to! :)

Hmm, if that's my excuse, what's yours?

The next person has a pirate fetish and wants a white eyepatch

:fluffle:

Shit, 'beat' me to it so to speak! Oh well, I know LP always keeps a reserve of his pirate making stock just for me - I think I gave him the 'how to make a pirate' recipe - wanting to become one myself of course.

Shit, 'beat' me to it so to speak! Oh well, I know LP always keeps a reserve of his pirate making stock just for me - I think I gave him the 'how to make a pirate' recipe - wanting to become one myself of course.
Best. Idea. Ever

Best. Idea. Ever
Use it wisely Obi-Wan-Blackbeard, may the force be with you, and on her eyes.