NationStates Jolt Archive


Zuerst Jolt, dann die Welt!

Klonor
18-04-2005, 15:45
We start small, we begin with our original servers and overload that to hell and back. It doesn't seem like such a big deal, only a few millions hits a day, transfering it to a different server should do it. So, we get a bigger, better server dedicated to NS only. Soon even that one's beginning to buckle. Here is where we begin to reveal our true plan, for we then expand to Jolt! Slowly at first, but with ever increasing speed we spread throughout Jolts system and absorb it into the NS Collective! Soon we will need to move on again, to an even bigger and better server!

First Jolt, then the world!
Fass
18-04-2005, 15:52
Die Welt gehört mir!
Tluiko
18-04-2005, 15:57
Die Welt gehört mir!

Why do you guys speak German, my not to beautiful mother-tongue?
[NS]Ein Deutscher
18-04-2005, 20:46
Why do you guys speak German, my not to beautiful mother-tongue?
German is a very beautiful mother tongue. You traitor... :mad:
Czardas
18-04-2005, 20:58
Ein Deutscher']German is a very beautiful mother tongue. You traitor... :mad:*about to make a smart rejoinder when realizing that he does not speak German and walks away whistling*
Robbopolis
19-04-2005, 08:02
Ein Deutscher']German is a very beautiful mother tongue. You traitor... :mad:

It's not my mother tongue, and I still think it's very beautiful. :D
Randomea
19-04-2005, 18:30
Ich denkst Finnisch ist schoenere.

Und die Welt? Das ist schon erledigt.
Aust
19-04-2005, 18:53
Muhwhahahahahahahahahhaahhahhahaha....ha
Buechoria
19-04-2005, 18:55
*Turns around in black leather chair, petting Solomon*

Me: Ah, Mr. Bond... I've been expecting you.

Bond: Dr. Buechner! We meet again.

Me: FOR THE LAST TIME, BOND! MUHAHAHA!

*Presses button on chair and laughs maniacally as Bond falls into pit of electric eels under floor*


Oops, wrong movie.