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It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?

Quite a bleak future if you ask me. :mad:

And beer. Don't forget beer. Cause if you drink enough beer it builds up your confidence, so you go to the ladies...... oh wait

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?

Quite a bleak future if you ask me. :mad:

Once you come of age, yes. However, you can be cured of this. It may take years, but you can purge your mind of sexual thoughts and inclinations. I've seen it done, and have nearly done it myself. Sex is almost never prominent in my mind, and when it is, it is quickly forgotten. I would've shot myself if, at age 13, you told me I'd have done so by age 20, but I have no regrets. :)

And beer. Don't forget beer. Cause if you drink enough beer it builds up your confidence, so you go to the ladies...... oh wait
Not everyone likes beer. Me for example. Can't stand the stuff. I prefer harder drinks, like whisky.

Women are just as bad. At least we can admit it :p

Not everyone likes beer. Me for example. Can't stand the stuff. I prefer harder drinks, like whisky.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: a man after my own heart !

I get hungry from time to time. And there's this window of like 5 minutes right after sex when I'm not thinking about sex.

women are as bad, we just manage to keep our filthy thoughts in our heads most of the time

Women are just as bad. At least we can admit it :p

I doubt it. Women tend not to crave sex so often.

I doubt it. Women tend not to crave sex so often.
:eek: maybe i'm a man

i think there's definatley a spectrum. i mean, i think i'm at the bottom end of it - i see something sexual in pretty much everything, but i just don't think about it at all. its like its subconcious and if someone else says something (like a joke-y comment) i totally get it (and usually find it funny as hell).
then there are people like my mate Cliff who reminds me amazingly of 'The Todd' from Scrubs :p

but yes, all men are affected

i think there's definatley a spectrum. i mean, i think i'm at the bottom end of it - i see something sexual in pretty much everything, but i just don't think about it at all. its like its subconcious and if someone else says something (like a joke-y comment) i totally get it (and usually find it funny as hell).
then there are people like my mate Cliff who reminds me amazingly of 'The Todd' from Scrubs :p

but yes, all men are affected
lol :p

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex...
teenage boy thinks sex 200 times a day. That's from some
movie, but I think it correct. Creepy. Maybe it continues
trhough whole life...

I doubt it. Women tend not to crave sex so often.

That's really not true, my friend. It depends on the woman, really. But then, the whole level of the dirty mind depends on the guy in particular, too. So see? We're the same.

women are as bad, we just manage to keep our filthy thoughts in our heads most of the time

Hee. But it's more fun to say them :p

That's really not true, my friend. It depends on the woman, really. But then, the whole dirty mind thing depends on the guy in particular, too. So see? We're the same.



Hee. But it's more fun to say them :p
well that depends on the situation but yeah, it usually is

well that depends on the situation but yeah, it usually is
Well not at funerals obviously

well that depends on the situation but yeah, it usually is

Yeah. I mean, letting on that you're thinking sexual things at a funeral probably wouldn't be taken too well, for example.

Heheheh. Rigor mortis.

Well not at funerals obviously

Don't read my mind, you :p

:eek: maybe i'm a man
i hope not!
but that is a good attitude to have ;)
:D


lol :p
lmao :p

Don't read my mind, you :p
But there's some interesting stuff.

*looks at "I heart Myrth" carved in the brain*

But there's some interesting stuff.

*looks at "I heart Myrth" carved in the brain*

Damn it. I think Shaed's been in my brain again. :mad:

:eek: maybe i'm a man

Not possible. I've spoken to you. Unless you are either a very good impersonator or have a voice changer of course.

Not possible. I've spoken to you. Unless you are either a very good impersonator or have a voice changer of course.

Or a really tight elastic band.

Or a really tight elastic band.

OUCH. :eek:

Not worth thinking about.

Well not at funerals obviously

A great grand parents funeral might be the only time you run into that hot distant cousin..

A great grand parents funeral might be the only time you run into that hot distant cousin..
Yeah. I was just saying that you might think of stuff, but it wouldn't be funny to say any of it.

I doubt it. Women tend not to crave sex so often.

HA. Haha. Hahaha, ha, haha, ha, haha ha.

Yeah, sure. Like Tink said, we just keep it in our heads more often. We also have more stringent requirements on sex most of the time - but it doesn't mean we want it less or less often.

HA. Haha. Hahaha, ha, haha, ha, haha ha.

Yeah, sure. Like Tink said, we just keep it in our heads more often. We also have more stringent requirements on sex most of the time - but it doesn't mean we want it less or less often.

I love it when i'm right. :cool:

:p

I have this thing called 'self control'. Or 'Too much pot', depending on how you look at it.

I love it when i'm right. :cool:

:p
don't get used to it

I love it when i'm right. :cool:

:p

I'm always right because I say so.

Well as far as I (a male) am concerned it is like that:
When I had sex I occasionally think about it again after a few hours.
But then forget about the existence of sex completely for some days.
After this short period of time it will occur to me again.

I'm always right because I say so.
:eek: TIN's a woman!!

don't get used to it

Oh, now that was cruel. :p

I'm always right because I say so.

You're always right until I prove you wrong. :p

:eek: TIN's a woman!!
AHA! :eek:

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?
Sex tends not to stick only to the mind.
To answer the question: No, otherwise no man would ever get anything done. My hormones have pretty much settled down to a healthy rate, allowing me some breathing space in order to get along with life. Wait some ten or fifteen years and all is well. :D

:eek: TIN's a woman!!

My secret shame! :(

*Hides*

Once you come of age, yes. However, you can be cured of this. It may take years, but you can purge your mind of sexual thoughts and inclinations. I've seen it done, and have nearly done it myself. Sex is almost never prominent in my mind, and when it is, it is quickly forgotten. I would've shot myself if, at age 13, you told me I'd have done so by age 20, but I have no regrets. :)

Don't make me look bad... :(

I'm 19 and it plagues my mind like the... err... plague. Not that I want it there. That said I've never actually... errm, never mind about that. No need to embarras myself further. :headbang:

Don't make me look bad... :(

I'm 19 and it plagues my mind like the... err... plague. Not that I want it there. That said I've never actually... errm, never mind about that. No need to embarras myself further. :headbang:
awwwwwww, i think somebody needs a fluffle :fluffle:

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?
No, we can think about other stuff too. And really, women are just as "bad" as us, so don't single out men.

No, we can think about other stuff too. And really, women are just as "bad" as us, so don't single out men.

Rabbits!

This is over generalizing. I'm a perfect example... there are many things other than sex that I often think about.

For instance theres... well... um... well I think about se... I mean... no I also ponder the... um... I think... I wonder about... oh wait.... no... I...

sex boobies ass hot chick sex sex sex sex?

This is over generalizing. I'm a perfect example... there are many things other than sex that I often think about.

For instance theres... well... um... well I think about se... I mean... no I also ponder the... um... I think... I wonder about... oh wait.... no... I...

sex boobies ass hot chick sex sex sex sex?
:rolleyes: you're worse than anyone else on here!!!











*eats a donut*

*eats a donut*
Is that sex-speak for something? I think I get it, but I'm not sure...

Is that sex-speak for something? I think I get it, but I'm not sure...
go look at Oksana's pass sexuality on thread

:rolleyes: you're worse than anyone else on here!!!

*eats a donut*
*snickers*

worse, or better? :D

go look at Oksana's pass sexuality on thread
Ooooh! I get it now... naughty naughty. Erm... are there any left?

Ooooh! I get it now... naughty naughty. Erm... are there any left?
that depends, do you want them to eat or................................hold? http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

Rabbits!
The accursed creatures! :mp5:

that depends, do you want them to eat or................................hold? http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
I would eat it, but it depends on who's holding it.
I'm picky that way.

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?

Quite a bleak future if you ask me. :mad:It's not all I, a mature male (at least physically ;)), can think about, although it used to be... I think more about my family and worry about my job. But then, maybe I'm not "average" (for one, I play NationStates and most average males don't).

Ooooh! I get it now... naughty naughty. Erm... are there any left?
Tinks got it right, and by my calculation, since there are a dozen, and each girl should really get but one (in the interest of fairness) that leaves ten, though I think Tink and Oksana have called the bottom most donuts... in that order. Oksana is pretty popular on this particular beach. ;)

I would eat it, but it depends on who's holding it.
I'm picky that way.
then no, there's none left! but if you change your mind about holding them you know where to find me

Tinks got it right, and by my calculation, since there are a dozen, and each girl should really get but one (in the interest of fairness) that leaves ten, though I think Tink and Oksana have called the bottom most donuts... in that order. Oksana is pretty popular on this particular beach. ;)
The bottom ones? Won't they be covered in sand and ants by then? Hmm... maybe that's why they want the bottom ones.

then no, there's none left! but if you change your mind about holding them you know where to find me
I'm ticklish.

What we could do is take turns.

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?

Quite a bleak future if you ask me. :mad:
That's how we became the dominant species on the planet. :)

Humans are among the most sexually active species on the Earth. It's an adaptation to the very dangerous environment in which the species grew up. The head of a human child has to be large at birth to accomodate a brain about 1/3 larger than our nearest relative, Chimpanzees. This means a long pregnancy, often difficult childbirth, and a lengthy period of infancy. This in turn means that the female is very dependent on the male to protect her during childbirth and for years afterward. Her adaptive response to this was to become very sexual in order to encourage the male to stick around longer.

The male adaptation to the lengthy pregnancy and childhood ( not to mention the high infant mortality rate ) was to become much more sexual himself, and to remain sexually active for most of his life-span, in order to insure more progeny.

The result of this double-wammy is that humans really dig sex. Kewl, eh? :)

I'm ticklish.

What we could do is take turns.
well I'm always very gentle.....

and I have no way of holding them......



EDIT: unless I put them in my box...............

Wait some ten or fifteen years and all is well. :D
Don't count on it! LOL!

The bottom ones? Won't they be covered in sand and ants by then? Hmm... maybe that's why they want the bottom ones.
Nah, thats not the beach that my donuts touch.

These ones are nice and clean, and resting on my donut rack.

So feel free to enjoy one of my donuts. :)

well I'm always very gentle.....

and I have no way of holding them......

EDIT: unless I put them in my box...............

Glad to hear it...

and... GLAD to hear it!! :eek:

well I'm always very gentle.....

Yeah, but when you see how ticklish I am you'll do it just to tease me.


and I have no way of holding them......

EDIT: unless I put them in my box...............
We'll let the crumbs show the way.

Yeah, but when you see how ticklish I am you'll do it just to tease me.


We'll let the crumbs show the way.
me?! tease?! never! ;)

me?! tease?! never! ;)
...is that a feather you're hiding?

...is that a feather you're hiding?
no.......................http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Don't get me started on being ticklish.
I'm so ticklish, I start giggling and squirming like a besotted schoolgirl if I even think someone's about to start tickling me.
Which considering my size, must be quite a sight.


As for the sick mind of the average male, there's nothing wrong with being obsessed with sex. Men have a natural tendancy to become obsessed about things. If we weren't obsessesing about sex, it'd be something else, something far worse.

Here's a classic example of a man who has become a paranoid delusional because he obviously doesn't think about sex enough:
WARNING BOYS AND GIRLS
Always have a battery operated audio tape recorder with new batteries by your front door. Also a 35mm camera with flash and auto advance. If you have a portable video tape recorder set it to record at the first sign of trouble at your front door. Most units will record audio and video for 2 hours. Find a black and white video camera used at a flea market. Run a cable to a regular VCR video input. At SLP speed it will give you 8 hours of monitoring on a 180 minute VHS tape. Turn it on and let it run all night since Feds love late night and early morning surprise visits when you are most vulnerable. Never travel in your vehicle without a small portable audio tape recorder with at least a 90 minute tape that will give you 45 minutes of hot recording time. Turn it on immediately if approached by police or federal agents or strangers in general. Also carry a 35 mm camera with auto advance and telephoto lens. Don't worry this stuff is cheap at garage sales and swap meets. If you really want to cover the bases carry a portable video camera in your vehicle also. Always make sure your batteries are fully charged. If you are called into your employer’s office or if you are a student called in by the administration, always have a concealable audio tape recorder in a pocket and set on record. Small recorders are dirt cheap new and at a garage sale almost free. Administrators and superiors will lie through their teeth in many cases about an interview.
(Taken from an Aryan website.)
See? That's what happens when you don't think about sex!
You become a completely paranoid fuckwit.

*tickles DH*

See? That's what happens when you don't think about sex!
You become a completely paranoid fuckwit.

Hehe... Well, thank you! I'll take that as a valid excuse. :p

I still think of sex at least 200 times a day.

Why is it that all the relationships I've been in (bar 1) the Girls loose interest in doing it as time goes on. The worst was after we got married.

I think its that as you see more of us you start to think "We'll do it later" but then its been a day then two...

Any comments

*tickles DH*
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...squeal...stop it! stop it! hee hee hee hee

Oh yeah, quick question, just how important is a good foot massage?

And beer. Don't forget beer. Cause if you drink enough beer it builds up your confidence, so you go to the ladies...... oh wait

i believe the proper phrase is:

BEER GOGGLES

hehe

j/k ladies, you really WERE hot last night!

Oh yeah, quick question, just how important is a good foot massage?
Why don't you ask Macellus Wallace?
http://www.aj.cz/img/smpulp5.jpg

Why don't you ask Macellus Wallace?
http://www.aj.cz/img/smpulp5.jpg
I heard he threw a guy off a building for giving a foot massage to his wife.

I heard he threw a guy off a building for giving a foot massage to his wife.
You just don't give a foot massage to anothers' guy girlfriend.

Its not sick-its healthy. Its sick not to think about sex. Normal functioning people think about sex quite often. If they claim not to, they're BS'ing or they have some problems. Physical,mental or emotional.
Life is all about sex. You work to make money for a nice car and a nice place to live to have sex. You work out and eat right to live long having sex. Everything you do ultimately end in sex. Or planning for sex.

Life is all about sex.

Maybe it is for you.

It has occoured to me just now that man see's anything or hears anything and can see somthing sexual in it. It's rather frightning that sex really does stick to the mind, and it's difficult to forget. Once you come (No jokes) of age, Is sex all the male mind can really think about?

Quite a bleak future if you ask me. :mad:
Shush, you're blowing our cover......

I still think of sex at least 200 times a day.

Why is it that all the relationships I've been in (bar 1) the Girls loose interest in doing it as time goes on. The worst was after we got married.

I think its that as you see more of us you start to think "We'll do it later" but then its been a day then two...

Any comments
Makes a good argument that some people use sex as a weapon, don't it! ;)

i think there's definatley a spectrum. i mean, i think i'm at the bottom end of it - i see something sexual in pretty much everything, but i just don't think about it at all. its like its subconcious and if someone else says something (like a joke-y comment) i totally get it (and usually find it funny as hell).
then there are people like my mate Cliff who reminds me amazingly of 'The Todd' from Scrubs :p

but yes, all men are affected

when he says "The Todd likes the hot, regardless of gender!" think he's pansexual

However, in somebody's daydreaming sequence, he rips out his own heart to save a patient and with his last breath says "I'm gay."

I only think about sex a days that end with y. And sometimes in between.