NationStates Jolt Archive


Caption contest (Image alert)

The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 14:13
Caption 1

http://roxanne.typepad.com/rantrave/top.blair.bush.jpg

"Is that somthing in your eye?"

"You noticed my new contacts? lovely."

Caption 2

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~violette/quiz!!!_files/moron.jpg

"I think i'm gonna have to phone a friend."

Caption 3

http://www.ariadne.ac.uk/issue7/caption/scorpion.gif

"Wow! £3 off all T-shirts!"

Caption 4

http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/captionthisgoose.jpg

Waiting for bread, he secretly schemed for world domination...
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 14:16
I scoured the net for an hour to find the finest pictures-it will be hard to make captions for these...
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 14:18
1) "Mr. President, please let go of my nuts"
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 14:19
1) "Mr. President, please let go of my nuts"

:D Nice one.
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 14:21
:D Nice one.
Yeah. I'm proud of that one..... The others are too hard
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 14:22
Yeah. I'm proud of that one..... The others are too hard

Heh... finally, I caption contest I cannot be mastered in! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 14:23
Heh... finally, I caption contest I cannot be mastered in! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah.....well...... yours are lame anyway, so there :p
Pure Metal
18-04-2005, 14:27
my feeble attempt :)

http://roxanne.typepad.com/rantrave/top.blair.bush.jpg

Blair: "I just let one drop"
Bush "You twat"

Caption 2

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~violette/quiz!!!_files/moron.jpg

"Lucy was so stupid, the audience voted to have her put down."

Caption 3

http://www.ariadne.ac.uk/issue7/caption/scorpion.gif

"Breaking News: Stoner fights giant scorpion to death over giant bread roll"

Caption 4

http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/captionthisgoose.jpg

"Amateur photographer, Ted Ashcroft, enjoys starting shooting the first scene for his latest fetish and internet venture, www.ducks_asses_and_dirty_old_men_who_wear_lovely_green_coveralls.com"


yeah the last one was awful :p
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 14:27
Yeah.....well...... yours are lame anyway, so there :p

If you think you can do better-make a caption contest of your own! I fancy a bit of humor.
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 14:31
If you think you can do better-make a caption contest of your own! I fancy a bit of humor.
Copycatting is not allowed. Better wait till this one dies
Johnny Wadd
18-04-2005, 14:48
http://boifromtroy.com/archives/kerry%20fumbles%20football.jpg

"I'm John Kerry, I never fumble the ball, that son of a bitch teenager knocked it away. I'm John Kerry, I served in Vietnam, and I'm also a Senator."
Johnny Wadd
18-04-2005, 14:51
http://www.astro.com/im/vip/kerry_rocks.jpg

"I'm John Kerry, remember to rock the vote, like me John Kerry, on Wednesday!"
Snowglobia
18-04-2005, 14:51
1 Blair: 'What do you think of my new chin? I wanted it to look like a mirror image of my forehead.'

3 'Tall, dark, handsome stranger with a hard body and a strong grip seeks woman for lunch.'
Johnny Wadd
18-04-2005, 15:00
http://www.laughatliberals.com/blog/wp-images/john-kerry-kiss.jpg

"John, I told you never to touch me again. Damn, and to think my dead husband has more personality then you. I can't believe I'm married to such a loser-boy, btw John, your allowance is cut."
Kanabia
18-04-2005, 15:01
1 Blair: 'What do you think of my new chin? I wanted it to look like a mirror image of my forehead.'

3 'Tall, dark, handsome stranger with a hard body and a strong grip seeks woman for lunch.'

Haha! :D
World wide allies
18-04-2005, 15:04
Caption 2

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~violette/quiz!!!_files/moron.jpg

"Lucy was so stupid, the audience voted to have her put down."



Heh, I like that one :p
Jeruselem
18-04-2005, 15:09
my feeble attempt :)

Caption 2

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~violette/quiz!!!_files/moron.jpg

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It's a bit of worry when 20% of audience don't realise the Sun is a star, but anyway

"Now, what's that big shiny thing in the sky called ..."
Gataway_Driver
18-04-2005, 15:10
It's a bit of worry when 20% of audience don't realise the Sun is a star, but anyway

"Now, what's that big shiny thing in the sky called ..."
indeed
Kanabia
18-04-2005, 15:10
"Now, what's that big shiny thing in the sky called ..."

"Lock in A, God."

:p
Jeruselem
18-04-2005, 15:14
"Lock in A, God."

:p

Actually, Ra the Sun God. :p
Blu-tac
18-04-2005, 15:17
1) "Mr. President, please let go of my nuts"

I think it should be the other way round, mr blair please let go off me.
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 15:19
I think it should be the other way round, mr blair please let go off me.
Yeah...... If Bush swings that way. It sure as hell wouldn't make me laugh if a brit was squeezing my nuts
Kanabia
18-04-2005, 15:19
Actually, Ra the Sun God. :p

HERETIC! The holy name is Huitzilopochtli! *chases with ceremonial spear*
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 15:20
Yeah...... If Bush swings that way. It sure as hell wouldn't make me laugh if a brit was squeezing my nuts

:D *Squeezes LP's nuts*

Brazil nuts? Mmm...
Kanabia
18-04-2005, 15:20
Yeah...... If Bush swings that way. It sure as hell wouldn't make me laugh if a brit was squeezing my nuts

Blair: "Cor blimey, ya got some juicy jewels there, dontcha?"
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 15:21
:D *Squeezes LP's nuts*

Brazil nuts? Mmm...
I must say TIN. You give a great nutjob
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 15:23
I must say TIN. You give a great nutjob

Yup... I sure do... that'll be £20. :D
Legless Pirates
18-04-2005, 15:26
Yup... I sure do... that'll be £20. :D
20 quid? It was good but not THAT good.

*runs away from TIN's pimp*
The Imperial Navy
18-04-2005, 15:27
20 quid? It was good but not THAT good.

*runs away from TIN's pimp*

:mad: