NationStates Jolt Archive

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Hi folks and welcome to the show. Todays special guest is Firey Redhead Kiva, as we have interviewed Warmaster Gorrath and Coop so far, we felt it fitting to continue the trend. So we welcome todays guest to be questioned-Kiva!

*Applause*

Ok so i'm here-now where's that Time Flux Control unit you promised me?

All in due time Red, First we need you to get this questioning session over with!

Very well... let's get this pointless Neanderthal questionare over with.

*stands up*

Who are you and where is my hat?!?

*stands up*

Who are you and where is my hat?!?

What on Earth is this Monkey talking about? I don't have time for this.

Err, could you just answer the question please?

Oh, very well. I come from the future ok primative? And I have no idea where your hat is. Did you bring one?

Oh, very well. I come from the future ok primative? And I have no idea where your hat is. Did you bring one?

*scratches armpits*

You make silly of Og! Og know you have hat! RAAAARRGGHH!!!

*scratches armpits*

You make silly of Og! Og know you have hat! RAAAARRGGHH!!!

Excuse me for a second.

*Biff* *Bash* *whack* *Bam*

Better.

*Camera zooms to creature needing medical attention*

Excuse me for a second.

*Biff* *Bash* *whack* *Bam*

Better.

*Camera zooms to creature needing medical attention*

*whimpers*

RAAAAAAAAAARGH! *tears out armpit hair and throws the smelly, rock hard clump at Kiva*

*Ducks*

If this is humanities past I'm glad to be going back to the future when this is over.

err... yeah... heh heh. *Sweats*

*begins gnawing on plastic seat*

Mffh?

Harr! Dog with puffy tail! Here puff!

*jumps through window and runs off after dog*

Riiiiiiight... any other questions folks? We've got all day...

*BUMPs up the volume*

Who are you and where is my hat?

Who are you and where is my hat?

Ok folks I'm running a clean show here-so START ASKIN' SENSIBLE QUESTIONS! YOU'RE KILLIN' MY RATINGS!

Oh go to a commercial! *Sob*

How pathetic.

Okay okay.

Who are you?

Okay okay.

Who are you?

You know my name. I'm a Freedom fighter from the future Battling the Glorft for survival. Then I got sucked back in time and into this Neanderthal nightmare. Now the robot that could have saved humanity has been converted into a nightmare by a fat incompetent monkey, who is now mankinds only hope-we're doomed.

Are all Glorft as ugly as you and that other dude? No but really, there's nothing wrong with you that a plastic surgeon couldn't fix..... make that a team of plastic surgeons.

*calls for the mic*
Erm, Kiva! Do you happen to have a book from the future containing all lottery numbers for the next few weeks? I'll help you save the future once I'm filthy rich by rebuilding and reprogramming the robot you mentioned.

When does the Lobster Invasion Start?

On another note, Do you think the Pelvis is underrated?

GO PELVIS!

Are all Glorft as ugly as you and that other dude? No but really, there's nothing wrong with you that a plastic surgeon couldn't fix..... make that a team of plastic surgeons.

I don't have time to care about my looks-I'm too busy fighting to stay alive!

*calls for the mic*
Erm, Kiva! Do you happen to have a book from the future containing all lottery numbers for the next few weeks? I'll help you save the future once I'm filthy rich by rebuilding and reprogramming the robot you mentioned.

Is money all you primatives care about? Man has come a long way since this time.

When does the Lobster Invasion Start?

On another note, Do you think the Pelvis is underrated?

GO PELVIS!

*The old "Told ya so" Look*

Do the world a favour and leap into acid.

Money's not all we think abou... Oh, a PENNY!

*jumps out through the window Kanabia crashed*

*The old "Told ya so" Look*

Do the world a favour and leap into acid.

Oh, how it Burns!